January 14, 2012
An SDA Survey: Saturday Night at the Liberal Party Convention
If you have a moment, could you please select the best answer to this question:
I said 'other'.
Worshipping the images of the Turdeaus and sticking pins into a voodoo doll of PMSH.
Posted by: DanBC at January 14, 2012 7:56 PMEarly gold on the "Other" responses:
Debating new policy on who should pay for first date at the LGBT club. Bans phrase "going Dutch". Stephen Harper is not a Patriot! Where can I find me one of those Broncos and do they come in leather?
14/1/2012 4:58 PM
Staring slack-jawed at the corners of the ceiling
14/1/2012 4:57 PM
worshipping the image of the Turdeaus and sticking pins into a voodoo doll of PMSH
14/1/2012 4:56 PM
Engaged in calling each other fabulous all night long.
14/1/2012 4:55 PM
what time does the bar open?
14/1/2012 4:54 PM
Pitching a tent in the Occupiers' domain.
14/1/2012 4:50 PM
Posted by: Robert W. (Vancouver) at January 14, 2012 8:00 PMWell,they won't be able to buy booze unless they brought cash..Giggles Taber tweets that the credit/debit machines are down too.Way to go Libs!
Posted by: Sammy at January 14, 2012 8:01 PMSpeaker up now: 'I'm here to hijack this party!' This is way better than the Leafs game!
Posted by: Sammy at January 14, 2012 8:31 PMSpin the bottle in Justin's room.
Posted by: syncrodox at January 14, 2012 8:31 PMWatching the CBC.
Posted by: Scott at January 14, 2012 8:33 PMWhat NFL game on telly?
Its already boring
Pats 14
Denver 0
6:42 left 1st quarter.
Sheeeeh!
Posted by: Fearless Leader at January 14, 2012 8:39 PMTrying to out-drink John MacCallum.Good luck with that.
Posted by: Rob C at January 14, 2012 8:45 PMspeaking of party affiliation, I see Gene Hackman got hit by a car while (gasp!!) riding his bicycle.
now, riding bicycles is verboten on the Right, so he must be a bleeding heart (and head in this case) LIBERAL !!!!
so I wonder if it was a conservative that hit him in a fit of pique seeing a cyclist in front of HIM on HIS 'Right' of way.
I said other: Imbibing various LCBO spirits before their prices are raised, courtesy of fellow-Liberal Duh-lton McGuilty.
The Ontario Auditor-General, Jim McCarter, says Ontarians are paying too much for booze:
http://www.themarknews.com/articles/7710-ontario-s-booze-prices-too-high-ag
"McCarter slammed the L-C for buying products according to how much they want to charge for them, and not doing enough to use their leverage to convince manufacturers to sell their goods for less."
Posted by: batb at January 14, 2012 9:06 PMI think the delegates will be doing all three of the poll questions as well as schmoozing each other for support for leadership.
Trudeau worship will be in there somewhere.
Posted by: Ken (Kulak) at January 14, 2012 9:09 PMI said three same as me.. Oink,Oink!
Posted by: Happy Infidel at January 14, 2012 9:10 PMAnon, unless you are driving a combine, running over a cyclist simply ain't worth the trouble.
Hackman probably got run over by a Progressive soccer mom in her crossover SUV, running late on her way to a Sierra Club meeting.
Posted by: gordinkneehill at January 14, 2012 9:10 PMIts only so when riding a girl's bike wearing Mom Jeans and a sissy helmet
Posted by: billypaintbrush at January 14, 2012 9:15 PMSammy:
'Well,they won't be able to buy booze unless they brought cash..Giggles Taber tweets that the credit/debit machines are down too.Way to go Libs!'
Blame Harper...
Posted by: bluetech at January 14, 2012 9:19 PMOther, Stealing the change from the phone booth.
Posted by: wuberman at January 14, 2012 9:30 PM I suspect the younger ones will be drinking tequila and trying to enter Copp's coliseum.
The challenge in that is to only drink enough to get your nerve up,yet not so much that you pass out or worse,can't walk tall through the doors.
It's best left to the pros,but hey they're young liberals. They dream the impossible dream.
I said, "Feeding at the nearest trough."
Posted by: Mike in White Rock at January 14, 2012 9:43 PMMaking plans via texting on how they(the Liberals) can hone in on Obama's Occupy movement!
Posted by: Carl at January 14, 2012 9:48 PMSeriously,if I was at this convention,I'd be packing my bags. I'd be sneering and yelling "WERE YOU NOT THERE?" at anyone that slowed me down.
Posted by: wallyj at January 14, 2012 9:50 PM
Smoking pot and getting drunk.
Posted by: Enkidu at January 14, 2012 9:50 PMGOLDEN tweet from Cherniak: I would like to congratulate the convention chairs for their incompetence! When you've lost the elf....it's OVER!
Posted by: Sammy at January 14, 2012 10:00 PMThe elf was upset. He wanted the fiasco to go all night. When he was shot down,and away from the mike,you could hear him yell "what nonsense'. The libs are in serious trouble. They passed a resolution that 'supporters',which sign up for free could elect the leader. They then voted that the leader could veto policy .
What could possibly go wrong? SDA can get results.
Posted by: wallyj at January 14, 2012 10:06 PMWasn't Justin Trudeau wearing facial hair at the time he attacked Peter Kent in the House, similar to the masks worn by the "Anonymous" group that is part of the Occupiers? Stylized version of Guy Fawkes!
Guy Fawkes mask;
http://www.mrctv.org/videos/meaning-occupiers-masks
Justin Trudeau face;
http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/story/2011/12/14/pol-question-period-swearing.html?cmp=rss
Of course Justin shaved his chim shortly after he had to apologized.
Posted by: Carl at January 14, 2012 10:06 PMWorse Carl. They had a raffle at the convention and the winner got to shave Justin.
Posted by: wallyj at January 14, 2012 10:08 PMPassing the Tequila to Sheila, laying her down and doing her again.
Posted by: Priv8 at January 14, 2012 10:29 PMOther: trying to steal Jesus off the Cross.
Posted by: Stan at January 14, 2012 10:44 PMHow do we see the "other" comments?
Posted by: ∞² at January 14, 2012 10:54 PMSounds like the "Road to Renewal" has turned into the boulevard of broken dreams.
Posted by: Bernie at January 14, 2012 10:54 PMHot dog eating contests with knives and forks and, ockey games with Stephan, Forehead measuring with Iggula, and "trending" with Kady, with" Let me be perfectly clear" lessons from Paul Martin and Pickpocketing and napkin receipt tricks made easy by Jean.
Posted by: bartinky at January 14, 2012 11:29 PMOther... A wine and cheese of cheesy whining!
Posted by: Red Jeff at January 14, 2012 11:30 PMOther: watching UFC.
Posted by: Ed Minchau at January 14, 2012 11:56 PMOTHER: seeing if the Liberal logo thongs given out at the convention that elected Stephane Dion, still fit...
Posted by: Soccermom at January 15, 2012 12:50 AMI said other -- Not 3; because erections have consequences.
Posted by: DrD at January 15, 2012 1:16 AMOther: Watching video reruns of "This Hour has 22 Minutes".
Posted by: Rick in BC at January 15, 2012 1:36 AMother - collecting bar receipts for the tax write-off
Syncrodox - shouldn't that be "playing hide the bottle..."?
Posted by: C_Miner at January 15, 2012 2:04 AMI submitted other - "Whinning about how they lost everything and it's the Conservatives fault... oh boo hoo."
Posted by: Mr. C at January 15, 2012 2:37 AMWhat NFL game on telly?
Past being boring
N E Pat 42
Denver 10
God loves Tom Brady!
Posted by: Fearless Leader at January 15, 2012 4:17 AMLegalizing pot should go over real well in those neighborhoods where after a grow-op got busted and their property values plummeted.
Posted by: Joseph at January 15, 2012 9:56 AMLegalizing pot should go over real well in those neighborhoods where after a grow-op got busted and their property values plummeted.
Posted by: Joseph at January 15, 2012 9:56 AManswered other... eating cat
Posted by: cartman at January 15, 2012 11:10 AMDon't know why the Survey Monkey site doesn't display the "Other" responses, folks. Anyhow, here are the rest of them:
espousing great ways to spend your money!
15/1/2012 9:28 AM
smoking Pot
15/1/2012 8:41 AM
Finding new ways to divert taxmoney to their pockets
15/1/2012 8:14 AM
Discussing on how to make their elitism relevant to Canadians.
15/1/2012 8:12 AM
eating cat
15/1/2012 8:06 AM
Wondering why they're disappearing so fast.
15/1/2012 7:00 AM
stroking their egos
15/1/2012 6:55 AM
Looking for Harper's "hidden agenda".
15/1/2012 6:52 AM
bitching and moaning about the Conservatives
15/1/2012 6:44 AM
Attending the Sheila Copps 'strippercise' class
15/1/2012 6:19 AM
Playing Where's Waldo with Turdoh's corpse
15/1/2012 6:17 AM
Discussing the merits of cash transactions
15/1/2012 5:53 AM
Looking for the Harper hidden agenda!
15/1/2012 5:26 AM
Discussing ways for 500 people to vote when electronics break down
15/1/2012 5:24 AM
thinking of amethod to replace the use of brown bags in restaurants
15/1/2012 5:00 AM
pointless navel gazing (with a fellow Liberal, of course)
15/1/2012 4:46 AM
plotting to backstab Bobby after he becomes "leader"
15/1/2012 4:36 AM
Sharpening their knives in advance of the leadership race.
15/1/2012 4:17 AM
getting drunk and/or smoking pot
15/1/2012 4:07 AM
whining
15/1/2012 3:39 AM
Ron Paul!
15/1/2012 2:01 AM
Discussing policy issues to ensure a brighter future for their party...say, are those things train tracks?
15/1/2012 12:01 AM
"Whinning about how they lost everything and it's the Conservatives fault."
14/1/2012 11:34 PM
Drugs
14/1/2012 11:31 PM
Refilling the kool-aid in the punch bowl
14/1/2012 11:13 PM
discussing how petty regulations don't apply to them whilst collecting all receipts for write-offs as political activities
14/1/2012 11:03 PM
praying to turdos spawn for deliverance
14/1/2012 10:54 PM
Horizontal refreshment with anyone who will listen to a Lieberal!
14/1/2012 10:51 PM
crying in their pillows while tearfully stroking a portrait of that '40's fascist loving rat
14/1/2012 10:46 PM
wasting time pretending to be important
14/1/2012 10:46 PM
Watcching video reruns of "This Hour has 22 minutes" and other Liberal classics
14/1/2012 10:32 PM
Not 3; because erections have consequences.
14/1/2012 10:15 PM
sucing bob Raes tiny cock
14/1/2012 10:10 PM
Drinking
14/1/2012 10:02 PM
sleeping
14/1/2012 9:44 PM
Getting stoned.
14/1/2012 9:39 PM
all of the above
14/1/2012 9:25 PM
Drinking alcohol to the point where they come to the realization that their plight to rebuild the party is pointless.
14/1/2012 9:20 PM
Still trying to figure out how to vote,and of course its the con's fault.
14/1/2012 9:19 PM
drinking
14/1/2012 9:18 PM
Wonder where to go since the NDP stole their whole platform.
14/1/2012 9:17 PM
Sitting round a table holding hands trying to contact the spirit of Pierre Elliot
14/1/2012 9:14 PM
Convincing each other that this is a bold new start & the party is on a path to return to power. I remember the PC party thinking the same thing at their last major convention in Edmonton when Joe Clark was the man of the day. As I recall John Crosby said something about "no truck nor trade" with the upstart Reform & a maritime premier was the inspiring young speaker (& to many the future messiah) who made everyone feel special.
14/1/2012 9:13 PM
Wondering where the brown envel
14/1/2012 9:08 PM
watching UFC
14/1/2012 8:54 PM
Enjoying the smell of thier own farts
14/1/2012 8:52 PM
confabbing - social programs r us
14/1/2012 8:45 PM
jerking off
14/1/2012 8:39 PM
Nude navel gazing
14/1/2012 8:32 PM
wanking (or is it wonking?)
14/1/2012 8:31 PM
Hoisting brew while watching HNiC
14/1/2012 8:28 PM
A wine and cheese of cheesy whining?
14/1/2012 8:26 PM
Discussing Iggulas tall forehead, but lack of intelligence
14/1/2012 8:24 PM
getting drunk
14/1/2012 8:17 PM
Back in the hotel watching the Miss America pageant or something a little more "adult". Alone, of course.
14/1/2012 8:15 PM
boring each other to death
14/1/2012 8:14 PM
Consuming Liberal amounts of alcoholic beverages
14/1/2012 7:57 PM
spending someone else's money
14/1/2012 7:45 PM
Wishing they were conservative
14/1/2012 7:45 PM
Plotting and scheming.
14/1/2012 7:43 PM
Nothing to do with politics.
14/1/2012 7:40 PM
swallow sadness
14/1/2012 7:34 PM
gazing at a centerfold of Justin Trudeau an playing with themselves
14/1/2012 7:27 PM
Passing the Tequila to Sheila, laying her down and doing her again?
14/1/2012 7:26 PM
Planning a coup d'etat
14/1/2012 7:23 PM
Spending leftover stolen money in brown bags
14/1/2012 7:22 PM
trying to find out who is the other party, if any, in Sheila Copp's "satisfactory Sex Life" as reported on Global news interview.
14/1/2012 7:20 PM
Figuring out a way to get someone else to pay for their bar tab.
14/1/2012 7:20 PM
Getting hammered and making comments that the CBC would never air.
14/1/2012 7:15 PM
Watching reruns of the Vagina Monologues?
14/1/2012 7:09 PM
lying about Harper and the Conservatives and feeling sorry for themselves and other 99 percenters.
14/1/2012 7:08 PM
Sitting around a wigi board trying to bring Trudeau back from the other place
14/1/2012 7:07 PM
thai sex slaves
14/1/2012 7:05 PM
Thinking up ways to attack Harper
14/1/2012 7:04 PM
peering into each others navels.
14/1/2012 7:03 PM
wishing for the good old days of paper bags stuffed with cash!
14/1/2012 7:01 PM
GAY SEX!
14/1/2012 7:01 PM
Engaging in both "vertical & horizontal refreshments"
14/1/2012 7:00 PM
whining
14/1/2012 6:56 PM
Exhuming Taliban Jack for fresh ideas.
14/1/2012 6:53 PM
Sight-seeing in Ottawa and falling asleep
14/1/2012 6:50 PM
lurking about the parking lot in search of something to steal.
14/1/2012 6:49 PM
experimenting with the new sexual techniques being taught to their Children by the Liberals---
14/1/2012 6:49 PM
Smoking a lot of pot and getting roaring drunk.
14/1/2012 6:48 PM
Trying to scrub the imagery of Sheila Copps' "sex life" from their collective memory.
14/1/2012 6:47 PM
Changing their rules to suit the mood as usual
14/1/2012 6:46 PM
drinking and texting or sexting, planning Occupy Rallies w/ other Liberals
14/1/2012 6:44 PM
Eating at a Green, Vegan restaurant
14/1/2012 6:44 PM
Feeding at the nearest trough
14/1/2012 6:42 PM
watching hockey
14/1/2012 6:36 PM
Picking each other's pockets for "contributions"
14/1/2012 6:34 PM
congratulating each other; its the people that arent worthy of us, not the other way around
14/1/2012 6:32 PM
stabbing each other in the back
14/1/2012 6:30 PM
Drinking tequila and attempting to enter Copp's colliseum.
14/1/2012 6:29 PM
UFC Fight Night
14/1/2012 6:27 PM
Isn't there a Toronto game it will manditory to watch?
14/1/2012 6:26 PM
Stealing the change from the phone booth.
14/1/2012 6:25 PM
Telling one another that voters have just been too ill-educated, ill-bred, and intellectually challenged to appreciate their obvious superiority to the Conservatives and the NDP
14/1/2012 6:22 PM
Engaging in some variety of "horizontal refreshment" with a fellow.
14/1/2012 6:21 PM
Posted by: Robert W. (Vancouver) at January 15, 2012 12:53 PMwho is the "elf" that some are mentioning in the comments?
Posted by: f at January 15, 2012 1:25 PMf,that would be one Jason Cherniak,lib-toad extrordinaire,that provided us with so much entertainment a few yrs back!
Posted by: Sammy at January 15, 2012 2:15 PMLeering at all the underage boys and girls they lured with the promise of open bar.
What!?! Iggy tried that already as a fundraiser. And you know Libs; If it fails once? Repeat, repeat, repeat until involuntary commital order is signed.
That's my guess.
Posted by: Curious at January 15, 2012 3:21 PMWho cares....
That's just giving them the attention they crave.
Posted by: North of 60 at January 15, 2012 8:30 PMDo you know that if Iggy hadn't forced an election he couldn't possibly win Taliban Jack would have fallen over dead within a few months and he could have fought an election he might have won. In hindsight, a real a$$hole. Forget the hindsight part, a real a$$hole.
Posted by: Scar at January 15, 2012 8:59 PMI think the central scrutinizers just got exposed...for the nothings they are...
Posted by: syncrodox at January 15, 2012 11:31 PMScar @ 8:59 I suspect Iggula really didn't want the job.
It would have been a minority,ick. He wouldn't want to deal with such a troublesome beast.
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