small dead animals: The Michael Ignatieff Election Sign Generator

April 8, 2011

The Michael Ignatieff Election Sign Generator

As of this morning, 32,600+ signs generated - and counting!

Posted by Kate at April 8, 2011 6:04 PM

Comments

HAHAHAHA, love it!!!

Posted by: Soccermom at April 8, 2011 6:05 PM

His TV ads smell like warm muffins.

Posted by: Kate at April 8, 2011 6:10 PM

HaHA, thanks Kate for illuminating me, as I BARELY WATCH ANY CANADIAN MEDIA, lol, so I didn't see it (or smell it) LOL

Posted by: Soccermom at April 8, 2011 6:26 PM

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HE He!!

Posted by: paul in calgary at April 8, 2011 6:27 PM

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Posted by: Soccermom at April 8, 2011 6:28 PM

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Posted by: paul in calgary at April 8, 2011 6:29 PM

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Posted by: paul in calgary at April 8, 2011 6:31 PM

Micheal Ignatieff

VOTE FOR ME
SO I DON'T
GO HOME
EMPTY HANDED

IF YOU VOTE
ME IN
ZSU ZSU WILL
GET CITIZENSHIP
(but only if we're stickin' around awhile!)

Posted by: old duffer at April 8, 2011 6:32 PM

Breaking Story:

Conservative MP has gun put to head by Diamond Aircraft owner. Plant will close 2 days before election if Diamond does not get $35 million dollar loan from federal government.

http://www.lfpress.com/news/london/2011/04/08/17927866.html

Posted by: Jim Horne at April 8, 2011 6:55 PM

Hey Jim. Diamond has an excellent product and one that should be recognized in the industry.
Having said that, if it is as good as extolled, then they should have no problem raising private capital to finance its production.

Posted by: atric at April 8, 2011 7:11 PM

IGNATIEFF:
STARRING IN THE
FANTASIES OF
TORONTO'S WASP ELITE
SINCE 2006

Posted by: Fridge Logic at April 8, 2011 7:13 PM

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Posted by: Ellie in T.O. at April 8, 2011 7:19 PM

Checked out Ig's ratings at Kennedy School of Government. He got 20% for clarity. I think he was over rated.

Posted by: Speedy at April 8, 2011 7:49 PM

Kate, would those perchance be road muffins?

Jim Horne, even if they are a good company making good aircraft, blackmail sucks and they should rub salt in the appropriate place.

Posted by: Ken (Kulak) at April 8, 2011 7:56 PM

"Meadow muffins" for sure! And very, very fresh.

Posted by: Garry at April 8, 2011 8:06 PM

@atric I couldn't agree more. If they have such a good product they should have no problem raising capital.

As one commenter, Jonny B. Good, stated in the London Free Press and I quote, “Mr. Christian Dries please, take your management team back with you where you came from, sit down, THINK, what you said to Londoners and Canadians.

If you come back with the same CRAP please, take the rest of your company, pay all bills as required, leave and we wish you all the best.

If you come back after the Canadian Election and give us the illusion that you are a professional business man, then we wish you the best in negotiations with our Canadian Federal Government.”

Posted by: Jim Horne at April 8, 2011 8:07 PM

Vote Liberal
Where yes means yes
and no means maybe

Posted by: lrb537 at April 8, 2011 8:25 PM

I SHUNNED MY OWN
BROTHER AT HAAVAHD
BUT I DEEPLY DEEPLY
CARE ABOUT
CANADIAN FAMILIES

Posted by: Bernie at April 8, 2011 8:28 PM

With some of this latest set, I now have 52 lawn signs. I really do need to make a new "Benny Hill" video soon! :-)

Posted by: Robert W. (Vancouver) at April 8, 2011 8:43 PM

Election poll at www.Regina.CTV.ca. Vote please.

Posted by: Stan at April 8, 2011 9:01 PM

VOTE FOR ME AND WATCH CANADA
GO TO HELL IN A HAND BASKET
DO I CARE?
I'LL HAVE MY CASH FOR LIFE
(AKA GOLD-PLATED PENSION)
AND YOU'LL BE PAYING FOR IT.
BWA-HAHAHAHAHAHA [BATS SWOOPING OVERHEAD]

Posted by: batb at April 8, 2011 9:05 PM

With some of this latest set, I now have 52 lawn signs. I really do need to make a new "Benny Hill" video soon! :-)

Robert- Please do. And could you maybe find some of his lovlies to go frolickling through the park in pursuit of their fleeing prey? Probably wouldn't be appropriate for it to be Steven Harper, but how about, say, Peter MacKay? Jason Kenney?

Seriously, good job!

Posted by: Snagglepuss at April 8, 2011 9:12 PM

OMG that would be hilarious! Unfortunately my video editing skillls are nowhere near where they need to be in order to accomplish a scene like that!

Posted by: Robert W. (Vancouver) at April 8, 2011 9:48 PM

LET ME BE
THE DADDY
I NEVER WAS

Posted by: Barbara at April 8, 2011 9:56 PM

Here you go...

http://www.katewerk.com/sign/generator.php?line1=Let+us+tax+you+for&line2=the+social+programs+&line3=that+you+desire&line4=but+will+never+be&line5=qualified+for!&formsent=true&generate.x=54&generate.y=4

Posted by: GaryinWpg at April 8, 2011 10:05 PM

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Posted by: Soccermom at April 8, 2011 10:08 PM

CANADA

WE OWN YOU ALREADY
LPC

Posted by: Revnant Dream at April 8, 2011 10:35 PM

Please vote for me, so I can get out of this big tent, Bourque never showers, and he tugs indescriminatly; OOWW Peeair, easy, theres only 2 of em.

Posted by: bartinsky at April 8, 2011 10:41 PM

Were Committed To
Taxing & Spending
You Into Oblivion!!

Vote Liberal.

Posted by: j at April 8, 2011 10:49 PM

WE ARISTOCRATS
TUCK OUR SHIRTTAIL
INTO OUR UNDERWEAR
NOT LIKE PEONS WITH
EMBROIDERED SHIRTS

Posted by: Bernie at April 8, 2011 10:49 PM

Kate - is there any site one can just read all these lovely slogans?

Posted by: Frances at April 8, 2011 11:04 PM

HEY GILLES
THE ROOF LEAKS

Posted by: Peter O'Donnell at April 8, 2011 11:41 PM

ADSCAM:
JUST A DRY RUN
FOR CARBONSCAM

Posted by: gordinkneehill at April 9, 2011 1:11 AM

CANADA!
VOTE FOR ME!
FACE IT, YOU'RE SCREWED ANYWAY
AND I HAVE NOTHING ELSE

Posted by: Black Mamba at April 9, 2011 2:38 AM

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Posted by: Lyle Bertt at April 9, 2011 5:11 AM

PLEASE PASS
THE EYEBROW
CLIPPERS

Posted by: Doug at April 9, 2011 5:18 AM

Anagrams?

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Posted by: Sera at April 9, 2011 6:44 AM

VOTE FOR ME
BECAUSE MY EYEBROW
LOOKS LIKE THE
FRONT END OF A
69 CAMERO

Posted by: Rednik at April 9, 2011 9:31 AM

Vote For Me
For King
I Deserve It

Posted by: Rob at April 9, 2011 11:04 AM

Ask not what you can do for your country - ask what your country can do for you.

Posted by: ∞² at April 9, 2011 11:08 AM

G-iggity
G-iggity
G-iggity
Allllright!

Posted by: skinking at April 9, 2011 11:10 AM

Vote For Me
I Need A Government
Grant To Upgrade
My Ivory
Tower

Posted by: Barton at April 10, 2011 1:39 AM

I Like
To Point At
Stephen Harper

Posted by: Barton at April 10, 2011 1:55 AM

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Posted by: Alyric at April 10, 2011 1:58 AM

\i posted this on the generator

The Best Three Way your tax money can buy

Posted by: frank at April 10, 2011 8:48 PM