April 4, 2011
Election 2011: Liberal Election Slogans Go Horribly Wrong
I should probably advise the German admins as to why the Katewerk.com server has been shaking. Since going live just 24 hours ago, the Michael Ignatieff Election Sign Generator has generated 14,700 election slogans and counting...
Posted by Kate at April 4, 2011 12:00 PMEvil wolfman
Posted by: bob at April 4, 2011 12:14 PMIs not the sentence in the above Liberal sign generator a paraphrased quote from Lenin? I thought so. By the way it suits perfectly.
Posted by: Ken (Kulak) at April 4, 2011 12:15 PM"To Make an Omellete you have to Fire some House-Servants and Learn to Cook for Yourself first"
"Count Ignatieff moans: Apres Moi, the Deluge of the Deluded."
"Liberal Count Ignatieff’s peasants/serfs are revolting/rebelling/fleeing.
Count Ignatieff says, Oui, they are revolting.
“Michael Ignatieff has been a huge disappointment for me and I just think the Liberals have lost their way.”
Our Mole says, Count moans: Apres Moi, the Deluge of the Deluded.
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“Former B.C. Liberal candidate throws support behind NDP”
“A former Liberal candidate has thrown his support behind the NDP, bringing the game of political musical chairs into Week 2 of the federal election campaign.
Drew Adamick ran for the Liberals in 2008 in Cariboo-Prince George, a long-time Conservative riding in central B.C.
He said he started tearing away from the Liberals and leaning toward the NDP when Ignatieff was “coroneted” as leader shortly after the 2008 election.
“So far, this campaign has really firmly cemented my decision,” Adamick said. “Michael Ignatieff has been a huge disappointment for me and I just think the Liberals have lost their way.”"
http://www.globalregina.com/world/Former+Liberal+candidate+throws+support+behind/4555177/story.html
Kate, how can we view signs others have created?
Posted by: JMD at April 4, 2011 12:33 PMThey should download their sign to their computers and host them on a webpage somewhere. Or, if someone wants to volunteer to start an album, I'll post the info.
Posted by: Kate at April 4, 2011 12:48 PMhttp://www.katewerk.com/sign/generator.php?line1=Iggy&line2=Come&line3=-&line4=Iggy&line5=Go+&formsent=true&generate.x=99&generate.y=18
;-)
Posted by: Occam at April 4, 2011 12:50 PMMichael Ignatieff
Vote for Me
and get
Jack and Gilles
For Free
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-45zZIqTGYeo/TZn4FbXlpUI/AAAAAAAAAbM/JSaW8LlCMIY/s1600/lawnsign.jpg
Posted by: A Dog Named Kyoto at April 4, 2011 12:58 PMI came up with quite a few good ones, LOL....very fun, thanks Kate!
Posted by: Soccermom at April 4, 2011 12:59 PMThat is the best I have seen.
Posted by: Speedy at April 4, 2011 1:10 PM Vote Liberal ALL YOUR PUFFIN$ ARE BELONG$ TO U$
No family left behind, except mine
Posted by: Barbara at April 4, 2011 1:18 PMNEW IMPROVED TRUDEAU
ALL THE INTELLECT
NO HARMFUL CHARISMA
Posted by: Peter O'Donnell at April 4, 2011 1:35 PMBeing a Liberal means never having to say you're sorry.
Liberal = Generous
(as in "take a generous helping for yourself")
Anybody seen Iggy's new ad and done the calculations for how much his University fund will cost? Iggy's promising $4,000.00 IN THE BANK for every High School student in Canada so they can get the opportunity to go to College/University.
Well, I did some rough calculations and to do that for EVERY secondary student the first year it would cost the Gov between $8,000,000,000,000.00 - $10,000,000,000,000.00 (eight to ten trillion dollars) and every subsequent year would cost around $1,500,000,000,000.00 (one trillion, five hundred billion dollars).
Even if you reduce the number to only those who actually graduate high school the cost would be about $1,300,000,000,000.00 (one trillion, three hundred billion dollars).
April Fools! (I celebrate it April 4 for greater effect).
Seriously though, if you were to take Iggy's campaign ads literally, the cost of his HighSchooler's/College fund would be between 1/3 to 1/2 of Canada's entire GNP.
http://www.katewerk.com/sign/generator.php?line1=A+GREEN+SHIFT&line2=BY&line3=ANY+OTHER+NAME&line4=IS+STILL&line5=A+GREEN+SHAFT&formsent=true&generate.x=102&generate.y=15
Posted by: Soccermom at April 4, 2011 2:20 PMMy sign reads...
My Canada looks like Ontario after 7 years of McGuinty.
They're on the right track!
If the coalition pulls it off?
Canada really will look like Ontario, but,
all of a sudden like ...real quick.!!
In no time at all.
Keeping our troops in the line of fire; the little lost count helps author "responsibility to protect' (he said so himself!) Vote Soros, vote Troika.
Iggy is not worried about the cost of educating vets, the soldiers should all be liquidated 'protecting' the people living in every tinpot dictatorship all over the world. Dead soldiers don't go to school. Iggy is a trickster!
Posted by: Jema 54 at April 4, 2011 2:46 PM
http://tinyurl.com/4ykore8
IN ADSCAM WE STOLE
$100 MILLION.
WE HOPE TO IMPROVE
THAT FIGURE
IN ADSCAM WE STOLE
$100 MILLION.
WE HOPE TO IMPROVE
THAT FIGURE
Kyla @ 2:54 - Very Very good!!!! LOL
I'll just leave this one here since something like this has likely been done already:
"If you think that a Russian novel is long and hard to digest wait for my tenure as Canadian PM".
VOTE FOR
COUNT IGNATIEFF
OUR VERY OWN
CANADIAN TZAR
Liberals
All the money we can tax. All for your own good.
Count on the Count
to
Count the West
Out!
We fu@ked you before and we will Fu%k you again !
Posted by: Paul in calgary at April 4, 2011 4:14 PMYea yea RD,
The Liberal Party
So, You don't have to think.
The Liberal Party
We don't carry Guns and Bibles.
Posted by: Ratt at April 4, 2011 4:15 PMOh yea, I had to save this one.
The Liberal Party
It's George W. Bush's Fault.
,
Paul in calgary at April 4, 2011 4:14 PM
LOL !
I think I'll put that on my truck bumper.
"In order to grow, one must first be planted"
A Georges Soros proverb?
Posted by: Right Honourable Terry Tory at April 4, 2011 4:40 PMhttp://www.katewerk.com/sign/generator.php?line1=Vote+for+Iggie+-+The&line2=best+things+in+life+&line3=are+free.+I%27ll+raise&line4=your+taxes+for+&line5=everything+else&formsent=true&generate.x=62&generate.y=10
Posted by: batb at April 4, 2011 4:42 PMIF YOU DON'T
KNOW THE ISSUES...
YOU'RE A LIBERAL !
----
IF WE DON'T
WIN, WE WILL
JUST TAKE OVER
ANYWAYS.
----
BECAUSE I'M
NOT ELIGIBLE TO
RUN FOR
PRESIDENT.
:-(
VOTE FOR THE IGGSTER
AND GET WITH THE
POGROM
HE'LL START WITH
ISRAEL FIRST!
"Tsar Michaelas...Tsar Baby.
Posted by: happy infidel at April 4, 2011 5:19 PMWe Liberals won't vote for Harper's current budget, but we like his ideas so much we've used them in the red book. A vote for the Liberal Party is a vote for hypocrites.
Posted by: Rose at April 4, 2011 5:57 PMIgnatieff / Mercer
What? I don't get a
Vice-President here?
"Apres moi, Justin!"
http://www.katewerk.com/sign/generator.php?line1=&line2=APRES&line3=MOI%2C&line4=JUSTIN!&line5=&formsent=true&generate.x=62&generate.y=15
Posted by: Garth Wood at April 4, 2011 6:17 PM@Glenngarian
PLEASE DO PLEASE DO!! LMAO!
here is another one
I might look creepy, but at least i will f@ck you with a smile on my face!!!
or
Sorry i am a liberal and a count ....i never said you could count on liberals!!!
or how about this one
Does getting fu@ked out of everything youo wn feel as good for you as it does for me?
How how about this one
Hi we are the liberal party of canada we are here to f@ck you.
O.k. those are simple minded ones .let's get technical.
Call me a count, just don't call me or my party accountable.
When i came to canada i was broke ...but not broke broke!!
Posted by: paul in calgary at April 4, 2011 6:40 PMIt will be like having a party in your back pocket.
Posted by: wallyj at April 4, 2011 6:42 PMMan i am shooting from the hip here this is great please tell me if anyof these are funny .
no no sorry the story book count's suck your life blood , me any my party will suck the life money out of your coutry ...glad it aint my country.
Hi i am Michael Ignatieff Have you been F@cked already?
Posted by: paul in calgary at April 4, 2011 6:46 PMThe liberal party of canada Promises that we will kiss you before we..Hi i am michael ignatieff and i approve this message.
Look i have said it before and i will say it again not all count's can count this isn't sesamee street you know.
Michael ignatieff ...that's me , wow check this out if i stick the sham wow in your wallet it will even soak up loose change and papaer bill's ..now that's a deal. You knwo the germans they make good stuff ..lol.
o.k. sorry getting stretched here.
Hi i am count ignatieff we will make your paycheck dissapear like stalin made certain individuals disapear from photo's.
hi i am michael ignatieff and i will change histroy like my party changes leaders.
Posted by: paul in calgary at April 4, 2011 6:53 PMMugabe aint got sh!t on me!!
Posted by: paul in calgary at April 4, 2011 6:55 PMDan s' last one at 4:51 wins in my book!
Posted by: AtlanticJim at April 4, 2011 7:10 PMBRINGING TO
CANADA
WHAT MY
GRANDPARENTS
FLED
VOTE FOR THE IGGSTER
AND GET WITH THE
POGROM
HE'LL START WITH
ISRAEL FIRST!
Posted by: Monique at April 4, 2011 5:15 PM
Brilliant!
JUST FILLING IN
TILL JUSTIN
TAKES OVER
Mark R - I believe you have the winner!
Posted by: the bear at April 4, 2011 7:28 PMWe didn't elect our leader so why should you?
Posted by: small c torontonian at April 4, 2011 7:34 PMLAYTON FOR COALITION PM. HE'S MORE POPULAR THAN ME
Posted by: Norman at April 4, 2011 7:55 PMLITTLE CHILDREN SHOULD BE SEEN AND NOT HEARD.
DAYCARE IS THE ANSWER
This is great! Someone needs to make one of these for the Wheat Board!
Posted by: farmer joe at April 4, 2011 8:26 PMhttp://www.katewerk.com/sign/generator.php?line1=Stop+whining+about&line2=being+a+crime+victim&line3=It%27s+your+own+fault&line4=for+not+sending+more&line5=youth+to+university!&formsent=true&generate.x=53&generate.y=17
Posted by: Robert W. (Vancouver) at April 4, 2011 8:37 PM20 OIL SOAKED DEAD DUCKS
IS A TRAGEDY
100,000 BIRD-BLENDER DEATHS
IS A STATISTIC
Heh. My submission:
ALL YOUR TAX DOLLARS ARE BELONG TO US.
Posted by: Mike514 at April 4, 2011 9:24 PMA Moleskin in every pocket...
Tolstoy in every Boudoir...
trudeau,chretien
martin
and now me
come join our family
One of my efforts (I had to enlarge the image in Photoshop to fit the text) uses one of my favorite Reagan quotes:
"The problem with liberals is that
they know so much that isn't so."-
Ronald Reagan
Trudeaumania: A Swinger for Prime Minister
http://archives.cbc.ca/politics/parties_leaders/topics/73/
Of course taxpayer funded CBC will be actively campaigning for the Lieberals again.
Posted by: Steve Martin at April 4, 2011 11:17 PMMY CHILDREN*,
COME GATHER AROUND ME
I WILL SAVE YOU FROM THOSE
EEEVIIIL HARPER CONSERVATIVES.
*Can also substitute MINIONS
Posted by: anne (not from cornwall) at April 4, 2011 11:28 PMBack home I'd call Jack my running mate.
Posted by: Norm at April 4, 2011 11:55 PMMORE TAXES
MORE SPENDING
MORE SCANDALS
IT'S THE LIBERAL WAY
Librano Fib # 6445:
http://i53.tinypic.com/9te2w1.jpg
Another try.
Posted by: RFC at April 5, 2011 8:04 AM
Dear Leader of Liberal Party of Canada,
M. Ignatieff,
We Canadian voters want to know that in debate why conservative party of Canada does not want to include Green Party member of Parliament? If she is not included in the debate then what Canada constitution will do for that. Do we trust conservatives or don't vote for conservatives.Very serious issue for democracy.
Conservatives must stop fooling around with Canada elections rules and constitution. Invalid election of Canada if all the parties are not included in the debate. Thank you for consideration for Green Party Elizabeth May for Canadian debate in April otherwise no one will vote for conservatives in elections Canada 2011.
Here's mine ;-)
http://www.katewerk.com/sign/generator.php?line1=That%27s+the+count&line2=-+with+a+U.&line3=&line4=&line5=&formsent=true&generate.x=81&generate.y=23
Posted by: Oopsdotcom at April 6, 2011 12:15 AMhttp://www.katewerk.com/sign/generator.php?line1=Count+von+Count&line2=1+billion+dollars++&line3=ah+ah+ah&line4=2+billion+dollars&line5=ah+ah+ah+...&formsent=true&generate.x=85&generate.y=15
Wish iggy would ware a cape the the real count! ( sesame street version)
Posted by: kingsblood at April 6, 2011 12:39 AM