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February 13, 2011

The World Still Has Too Many Reporters

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Posted by Kate at February 13, 2011 12:25 AM
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... and too many hockey players.

Posted by: batb at February 12, 2011 11:39 PM

Does anyone really -read- the Blob and Snail anymore? Or do they just buy it for the crossword?

Posted by: The Phantom at February 12, 2011 11:46 PM

Anthony seems somewhat preoccupied with e-books. Fetishly so.

I have a theory on that.

I postulate that those who obsess over connectivity and cyber savvy, equate the latest technology with (their) superior intelligence.

Because the newest and hippest is always the smrtest.

Posted by: syncrodox at February 12, 2011 11:54 PM

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ah, kate... this is all just sour grapes because the
uber-intellectual, overachieving journalists at
the globe... had the temerity to reveal what
women really want.

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Posted by: neo at February 13, 2011 12:21 AM

Tony Jenkins is a reporter? What was he attempting to reporting, or was it a training exercise for Ottawa bureau chief?

Posted by: David at February 13, 2011 12:36 AM

Is he someones nephew?

Maher Arar on WikiLeaks "I’m not against secrecy. "

Posted by: dailyrasp at February 13, 2011 12:44 AM

I bought a Sob and Fail last month but it was because I had to wait a really long time at the doctor's office and all the glossy pamphlets about various medical problems: Constipation! Lung Cancer! Osteoarthritis! Stroke! with pictures of beaming happy people on the front just seemed off somehow.

I made the wrong choice.

"A Mangled Boil" is an anagram for "Globe and Mail".

Posted by: Black Mamba at February 13, 2011 12:49 AM

I prefer using The Glib and Pale.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 13, 2011 12:53 AM

Grope and Flail

Posted by: syncrodox at February 13, 2011 1:09 AM

Mope and Wail

Posted by: Joe at February 13, 2011 1:23 AM

Hammer and Sickle

Posted by: trappedintrudeaupia at February 13, 2011 1:35 AM

Tug and Tickle.

Posted by: syncrodox at February 13, 2011 1:42 AM

Newspapers - the paper part anyway - are as dead as Oldsmobile. In fact the vast majority of newspaper subscribers are probably the last first owners of Oldsmobiles. (And they will propably use the classifieds to sell them when they are done. If they don't, the beneficiaries of their estates will use Kijiji or craigslist.) 
 
How do I know that newspapers are doomed - currently in a zombie-like state - but doomed nonetheless?
 
I recently attended a convention in San Francisco held by a software mega-corp (salesforce).  At the conference were 30,000 paying attendees, about 4,000 Of the corp's employees and about the same number of external affiliates. The attendees were mostly high level executives from across the globe - the kind of people who were a newspaper's core demographic not too long ago.
 
Well, during the three and a half days when I and four others that formed my group were a part of this enormous throng that included four events where essentially everyone was in attendance, we did not see a single newspaper. And we were actively looking almost from the very start. 
 
Newspapers have not been abandoned by this demographic. They are forgotten.
 
Content organizations will be with us and be necessary for many more years to come. Newspapers are about as relevant today as distributor caps and rotors.

Posted by: Gord Tulk at February 13, 2011 1:45 AM

Condensers were fun.

Posted by: syncrodox at February 13, 2011 1:54 AM

Syncro:

I used to gap the points on my beetle using the flap of a matchbook. Those were the days...

Posted by: Gord Tulk at February 13, 2011 2:03 AM

The Groan and Wail

Posted by: Cappy at February 13, 2011 7:15 AM

The Probe and Fail

Posted by: batb at February 13, 2011 8:38 AM

You know it's just amazing! The first thing that crossed my mind this morning when I got up was, "I wonder what Hayley Wickenhieser's reading habits are, and jeez, I wonder what her views on e-books are?"

An AMAZING coinky dink!

Posted by: AtlanticJim at February 13, 2011 8:45 AM

The Mop & Pail

Posted by: Right Honourable Terry Tory at February 13, 2011 8:50 AM

"I read parts of a lot of books". Tired of that twaddle? Well, lets see, there's Justin Trudeau on skating, Maher Arar on Wikileaks, Walt Wingfield on GM foods.
How about "Reporter's World" because its a world nobody else recognizes.

Posted by: nold at February 13, 2011 9:30 AM

I remember when the Globe changed. I have been a newspaper addict since I was a young boy. I used to deliver the Globe and read it every day, as a 12 year old. It was my paper of record until I started working as a stock broker (short lived career), at which point I switched to the Financial Post. When the Financial Post morphed into the National Post, the Globe decided that the Star was their competition and dumbed themselves down to compete with the Star. In those days I used to read every paper. I watched this happen and noted it at the time. I have subscribed to the National Post since day one. The only reason I still do is that I can read it at lunch time at work. If I am not at work it sits around unread unless I do the crossword - and it isn't a particularly good crossword.

Posted by: minuteman at February 13, 2011 9:57 AM

i never ever BOUGHT a mop and pail but i'd filch it's cryptic crossword at every opportunity...

was created by alan richardson if i remember...he fashioned very very good cryptic puzzles...they were so good i NEVER finished one completely.

Posted by: john begley at February 13, 2011 10:30 AM

I don't understand, was the G&M article some odd attempt at humor?

Posted by: ChrisinMB at February 13, 2011 11:37 AM

"Maher Arar on WikiLeaks "I’m not against secrecy."

But does he like e-books?

Posted by: SolidFPlus at February 13, 2011 11:42 AM

news papers could have been of some use in their decline if someone had not invented toilet paper

Posted by: GYM at February 13, 2011 12:18 PM

This Hayley Wickenheiser, who is he?

Posted by: coach at February 13, 2011 12:33 PM

"news papers could have been of some use in their decline if someone had not invented toilet paper
Posted by: GYM at February 13, 2011 12:18 PM "

"Old and Frail" New articles that will never be written about:
"Newspaper ink linked to rectal cancer"

Posted by: glacierman at February 13, 2011 1:12 PM

"news papers could have been of some use in their decline if someone had not invented toilet paper
Posted by: GYM at February 13, 2011 12:18 PM "

"Old and Frail" New articles that will never be written about:
"Newspaper ink linked to rectal cancer"

Posted by: glacierman at February 13, 2011 1:15 PM

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"glacierman says... 'Newspaper ink linked to rectal
cancer'"

oh my gawd... stop, stop... i think... i've got a hernia.

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Posted by: neo at February 13, 2011 2:36 PM

Thanks be to glacierman for the laugh of the day in this thread.

Posted by: Ken (Kulak) at February 13, 2011 2:50 PM

In my view, the Globe and Mail stopped being a legitimate source of news when it published two columns (Margaret Wente and Jeffrey Simpson) about Barack Obama's win of the Presidency BEFORE most Americans had voted. Midnight, on the eve of the 2008 election. They weren't predicting the outcome; they were reporting the outcome BEFORE it had happened.

Poll numbers are not votes.


Posted by: chutzpahticular at February 13, 2011 3:14 PM

How else could the certified leftie loons like Iggula, Justin, Jack, Dion Jean etc ever get any traction if not for the libsuk Globe, Star Bourque CBC CTV etc. Normal people who understand business look at these hyper-ventilating idiots like Travers Delacourt Wente and old Homely Simpson etal, with sympathy that they are so detached from reality and think their propped up fools have anything to offer.

Posted by: bartinsky at February 13, 2011 3:49 PM

So things are thought about, some things are thought about and need to be said...thanks Ken!

Posted by: glacierman at February 13, 2011 6:41 PM

Newspaper's are finished and so are the provinces in this country who produce newsprint from pulp and paper. Since this is the last major employer NFLD has left, we can expect the next generation to be forced to leave home as well.

Posted by: mark at February 13, 2011 7:09 PM

Would the last one out of Newfoundland please turn off the lights! Thanks for that!

By the way, how are things in Fort Mac?

Posted by: glacierman at February 14, 2011 12:38 AM

What about the salt cod industry?

Cheers

Posted by: J.M. Heinrichs at February 14, 2011 10:53 PM
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