February 7, 2011

Election Day Preview


h/t Dan A.

Posted by Kate at February 7, 2011 10:43 AM

It's not easy being green.

Posted by: syncrodox at February 7, 2011 10:54 AM

I had all but forgotten about her until you posted this.

Posted by: Trent at February 7, 2011 10:56 AM

Looks like someone repossessed all the oil based products.

Posted by: m at February 7, 2011 10:58 AM

The trucks are angry, and rightly so.

Posted by: Edward Teach at February 7, 2011 11:04 AM

A fitting metaphor for AGW—and hopefully, for May and her wacko party. (But I WAS glad to learn it was an accident.)

Posted by: lookout at February 7, 2011 11:09 AM

What a dump!

These people can barely take care of themselves. I shutter to think how quickly resources would be pissed away by people who clearly haven't a clue about handling money in any substantial amounts.

The move to an MPs office SHOULD NOT be akin to 'moving-on up'. This ain't the f'n Jefferson's!

Posted by: Indiana Homez at February 7, 2011 11:11 AM

Why does her storefront not have wheelchair access? is she ok with people confined to wheelchairs having to use the back door?

yes, it's an assumption on my part that the back door has that access too...

Posted by: marc in calgary at February 7, 2011 11:12 AM

That said, there's no "finally" about it. Lizzie May has obviously already had her "piece of the pie-yai-yai-ei-yai".

Posted by: Indiana Homez at February 7, 2011 11:15 AM

Not wanting to be wastefull they will rebuild using as little new materials as possable,also making sure that each bit makes it to the proper place at the dump, or better yet donated somewhere.
Someone should make a film of the process,although it would be too stupid to watch.

Posted by: bob at February 7, 2011 11:16 AM

marc in calgary. It's got wheelchair access now. She has two campaign offices? Do any other Greens get funding?

Posted by: Speedy at February 7, 2011 11:18 AM

Silly of her not to take the sign down first. Just asking for this kind of photo op.

Posted by: rabbit at February 7, 2011 11:18 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! This picture's a keeper!!

Posted by: Soccermom at February 7, 2011 11:23 AM

I can only hope that a truck does not run into any of your houses or offices.

Posted by: set you free at February 7, 2011 11:29 AM

Was this a 'Smart Truck?'

Posted by: Sammy at February 7, 2011 11:31 AM

A Green Party campaign office with a drive thru? Say it ain't so!

Posted by: CRB at February 7, 2011 11:38 AM

Well... that's a quick way to widen the door for, ummm, a certain green party leader who, uhhh, is, ohhh, I dunno... exercised-challenged?

Posted by: Dan S. at February 7, 2011 11:54 AM

Its OK setyoufree,if the truck hits your mothers house,they seldom fall into the basement.You should be safe.

Posted by: spike 1 at February 7, 2011 11:54 AM

i've seen this sort of thing manys the time in India...Efalunts running amok because of eating fermented this case i reckon the truck had gone 'must' because of ethanol poisoning....

talk about your ironies..

Posted by: john begley at February 7, 2011 11:55 AM

I like this picture so much, I think I'll use it as my desktop background!

Yes, that office is/was a dump....but remember, that dump was predominantly paid for by our tax dollars.

Posted by: Soccermom at February 7, 2011 11:58 AM

We can laugh at and ridicule these fools all that we like. May and the Green Party are prone to setting themselves up for mockery and derision.

However, the sad reality is that, come election time, the loathsome May will once again be part of the leaders' debate and her shrill, nonsensical, banshee-like shrieking will turn the entire event into a debacle.

Oh yeah ... and let's not forget that her sad excuse for a political party will continue to suck up $1.95 per vote of taxpayers' hard-earned dollars.

Posted by: biffjr. at February 7, 2011 12:02 PM

You see there's a good lesson here, If we all rode bikes this never would have happened because Lizzy would be a shut in.

Posted by: richfisher at February 7, 2011 12:04 PM

Wow . . . something else caused by Global Warming.

Will it never end?

Posted by: Fred at February 7, 2011 12:20 PM

Thanks for your empathy spike.

My mom's been dead for three years and I've been out of her house for decades before that.

When something bad happens to you, let me know. That way, I can make an attempt at matching your level of humanity.

Posted by: set you free at February 7, 2011 12:23 PM

Was it in the 'N' or 'Z' position?

Around here it indicates ' sleeper'.

Posted by: ron in kelowna at February 7, 2011 12:26 PM

That looks like a Tim Hortons PAPER CUP. By Tims own ads you are to use a travel mug. It’s part of the One Million Acts of Green!

Posted by: ES at February 7, 2011 12:42 PM

" Hey Lizzy, your date is here."

Posted by: eastern paul at February 7, 2011 12:47 PM

AND that wreck of an office would be an apt metaphor for what our economy would become if progressive politicians enacted what they want to re AGW.

Posted by: Soccermom at February 7, 2011 12:52 PM

Was there an oil spill associated with this "disaster"?

Posted by: Louise at February 7, 2011 1:06 PM

Aah did the good humor Man pull up in front and Elly couldn't get the door open?
Cheers Bubba

Posted by: Bubb Brown at February 7, 2011 1:08 PM

Isn't it supposed to be red on the inside?

Posted by: danbc at February 7, 2011 1:15 PM

This is all the Buffalo Wallow Woman of the Green Party can afford after sucking up millions in Poll Taxes on Canadians. Must have all went into fast food and chocolates from the size of her fat a*s. 2 axe handles and a plug of chewing tobacco across the a*s.

Posted by: RFB at February 7, 2011 1:18 PM

Amazingly the thousands of her supporters inside the office were not injured during the crash.
/sarc off

Posted by: Al the fish in MB at February 7, 2011 1:19 PM

I told Lizzy not to eat that bean burrito..

Posted by: robins111 at February 7, 2011 1:42 PM

Solved that access problem for ya.

Posted by: Peter O'Donnell at February 7, 2011 1:55 PM

Apparently, the Dear Leader is also a certified preacher.

Somebody is talking to her.

Is she listening?

Posted by: Lev at February 7, 2011 2:05 PM

One of the key lessons for the avid, safety-conscious motorcyclist (right Kate?) is that you go where you look; for example, if you look at that guard rail on a tight turn, you're gonna hit it -- you're goin' down.

That GREEN is TOO green. That truck wasn't out of control -- the driver had suffered from "target fixation".

Posted by: Me No Dhimmi at February 7, 2011 2:08 PM

"oh, man... those guys from hezbollah
sure know how to party!!!"


Posted by: neo at February 7, 2011 2:44 PM

I hope that the appliance store next door to Lizzie sells ONLY Energy Star compliant items!

Is it just me or does Lizzie not look like the fat chick/computer geek character from the TV show Criminal Minds?

Posted by: Eskimo at February 7, 2011 2:44 PM

Looney Leftard Logic:

1. A truck smashed into Lizzie May's office.
2. The truck runs on gasoline.
3. Gasoline is made from oil which comes from the "dirty Tar Sands" in Northern Alberta.
4. Prime Minister Stephen Harper comes from Alberta.
5. Therefore Stephen Harper drove the truck which smashed into Lizzie May's office. Well, even if we can't prove that just now, he's a conservative and thus full of hate, so he certainly wanted this to happen.

So ends today's lesson into the "thinking" practices of the Leftist Mind.

Posted by: Robert W. (Vancouver) at February 7, 2011 2:44 PM

danbc@115, awesome!

Posted by: Erik Larsen at February 7, 2011 2:46 PM

Truly a harbinger of the next election results.

Posted by: atric at February 7, 2011 2:52 PM

If you look closely a statue of Karl Marx can be seen in the rubble.

Posted by: bob at February 7, 2011 3:05 PM

There's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza,
There's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, a hole....

Posted by: jcl at February 7, 2011 3:14 PM

Too bad it wasn't the NDP office. The statue of Lenin... errr, Layton out front would have stopped the capitalist truck.

btw, Garcia on Criminal Minds is a lot easier on the eyes and ears. She is also not living off the avails of the taxpayer.

Posted by: Texas Canuck at February 7, 2011 3:15 PM

You're right T.C. the Garcia character is far more palatable!

Posted by: Eskimo at February 7, 2011 3:31 PM

Damn - a pictute IS worth a thousand words.

Posted by: lyle bert at February 7, 2011 3:33 PM

The other office is at 2417 Beacon Ave. in Sidney in case anybody wants to know . . . ;-)

Posted by: DM at February 7, 2011 3:38 PM

a little off topic
All i hope for if an election is to be after the march budget, that the parties boss's get together with the broadcaster's & say NO to her in the leaders debates.
You dont have a seat You dont get to debate simple as that. And while were at it cut there damm funding too, You have ind. mp's that get diddly squat Yet greens get funding & dont have a seat?

Posted by: bryanr at February 7, 2011 3:42 PM

I've bin dun watching the Federal Canadian Debates.

Posted by: Indiana Homez at February 7, 2011 4:38 PM

Connect the dots.

Harper called the oilsands "ethical oil", then some heads exploded.

I mean ... I don't see any truck. :)

Posted by: Rick at February 7, 2011 4:50 PM

Looks like they're busting up their campaign digs and letting the candidates smoke it. The ultimate recycling green initiative - hemp building materials.

Posted by: Occam at February 7, 2011 5:12 PM

Nice picture. Does anyone have one of what it looked like after the truck hit it?

Posted by: Joe at February 7, 2011 5:46 PM

I would call that a Hole in One on the greens.

Posted by: Revnant Dream at February 7, 2011 5:53 PM

Revnant @ 5:53: Beautiful!!!

Posted by: Robert W. (Vancouver) at February 7, 2011 6:30 PM

AGW Report: Good news.

March > April > MAY!


"Cold Next Three Months: Environment Canada"

"It's going to be a cold next three months in the National Capital.

Despite a weekend of above seasonal temperatures, Environment Canada's three month seasonal forecast for February, March and April predicts temperatures "below" normal.

The average temperature for the first weekend of February is minus 5, but it warmed up to plus 1 C on Sunday.

Environment Canada predicts precipitation levels will be normal over the next three months."

Posted by: maz2 at February 7, 2011 6:32 PM

Lizzie must of just dropped in to see what condition her condition was in!

Posted by: old duffer at February 7, 2011 6:36 PM

I know it was a truck that did the damage, but I think it would have been really ironic if it had been a Hummer occupied only by the driver out running some local errands.

Does anyone know whether the City of Victoria stills dumps it's untreated sewage out into the ocean...or was that just a nasty rumour?

Posted by: John at February 7, 2011 7:32 PM

Not a Myth

Environmentalists never do, they wait for others to pay, never them. They particularly love tax payer money. Without a Government decree they will just wail for the tree's

Canada Takes Crap for Flushing Raw Sewage into the Ocean
As B.C. Prepares for 2010 Olympics, Victoria Continues Sending Sewage to Sea

Posted by: Revnant Dream at February 7, 2011 8:19 PM

I haven't had this much fun reading the comments since the last time.

beans burrito!!

loki, what do I take for sore stomach from laughing muscles?

Posted by: Ken (Kulak) at February 7, 2011 9:12 PM

If dear leader had been killed, would George Laracque now be the leader of the Green party???

Posted by: flurd at February 7, 2011 9:32 PM

Maybe George Laraque farted???

Posted by: atlas is shrugging at February 7, 2011 9:53 PM

Ken: A minute or two of CBC, Mope & Pail, HuffPo is a sure fire antidote to the levity, although some soreness may prevail.
Side effects- extreme nausea, severe desperation, followed by utter depression.

Take one healthy dose of SDA at your convenience, and laugh at a libtard in the morning.

WARNING! Leftists may experience an unusual sense of enlightenment; unfortunately due to some genetic disorder, it is extremely fleeting, and will require repeated exposure for any lasting benefit to be realized.

Posted by: Snagglepuss at February 7, 2011 10:09 PM

Looks like looters got all the twisty bulbs.

Posted by: ∞² at February 7, 2011 10:18 PM

I can't believe Palin did that.

Posted by: SolidFPlus at February 7, 2011 11:15 PM

Set you free:

You have good cause to object to the gratuitous comments aimed at you. The biggest problem with the internet is in it's anonymity.

People, who would otherwise perhaps direct comments at me, tend to refrain from doing so (I am 6'2", trained in martial arts, and I do not suffer fools readily). They would not dream of taking me on, because they know I would cripple them in an instant.

But the anonymity makes losers living in their parents' basements feel like heros, even though the rest of us know they are just losers.

Posted by: Bruce at February 8, 2011 4:09 AM

How fitting: Elizabeth May's headquarters, a car crash. I could have told you that before the truck smashed through the front wall!

Posted by: batb at February 8, 2011 7:07 AM

was it a truck crash or were the timbers weakened by Dizzy Lizzy having a good chew?

Posted by: cal2 at February 8, 2011 2:32 PM

Down the road I walk with my sweet Lizzy,
Hair of gold, her mind in a tizzy.
Its not good to touch
The green green tree house all blown.

Posted by: nold at February 9, 2011 9:57 AM