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October 18, 2010

Let Me Fix That Headline For You

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Posted by Kate at October 18, 2010 9:38 AM
Comments

A goat is a terrible thing to waste.

Posted by: Bill at October 18, 2010 9:47 AM

Gee, I wonder if their social worker marked that family down as having a lack of leadership qualities?

Pretty sure there would be a big tick beside 'bloodthirsty' for them.

Posted by: rockyt at October 18, 2010 10:06 AM

Whatever became of the word `savages'?

Posted by: nick at October 18, 2010 10:13 AM

British civility would seem to be wearing off. Never heard of queuing up? First come first served?

Barbarism is expensive.

Posted by: The Phantom at October 18, 2010 10:15 AM

Is anyone aware of a country where a similar ceremony is held for ex-wives instead of goats? I like goats. (No, not in that way)

Posted by: Shmivel at October 18, 2010 10:15 AM

Does anyone really know what they mean by "sacrificing" a goat? The act of sacrifice can mean different things to different cultures.
Was this a Boy goat or a Girl goat?
No wonder they all wanted first dibs on the goat.

Posted by: atric at October 18, 2010 10:27 AM

Oh, oh, time to order them to take some Liberal anger management courses.

Posted by: Ken (Kulak) at October 18, 2010 10:30 AM

Can somebody remind me again? Colonialism was bad because........?

Posted by: Colin from Mission B.C. at October 18, 2010 10:43 AM

Meanwhile,real goats, American goats fight back

http://tinyurl.com/282lxrt

Posted by: Fred at October 18, 2010 11:27 AM

Why make fun out of a tragedy? Where is your class, people?

Posted by: Johan i Kanada at October 18, 2010 11:32 AM

I direct your attention, once again, to the dead gopher at the top of the page.

Posted by: Kate at October 18, 2010 11:43 AM

"Why make fun out of a tragedy? Where is your class, people?"

Who's making fun of the tragedy?

Its the morons we are making fun of because they are so moronic.

Lighten up dude :)

Posted by: Fred at October 18, 2010 11:45 AM

Its not a tragedy Johan, its the inevitable outcome of barbarity. Stuff like this happens in India every week.

Never mind the ritual slaughtering of the goats, it happens when a new -movie- comes out. People died in the crush at the ticket counter to see Batman II dubbed in Hindi.

Me first, f- you. No restraint, no civility. Barbarism.

Expensive in lives and treasure, like I said.

Posted by: The Phantom at October 18, 2010 11:46 AM

Thirty...THOUSAND? One hopes they at least eat them afterward. Where's PETA on this?

Posted by: Michael H Anderson at October 18, 2010 12:03 PM

On the plus side, fewer potential immigrants.

Posted by: set you free at October 18, 2010 12:09 PM

I love goat curry. Gopher curry not so much.

Posted by: gord at October 18, 2010 12:09 PM

Mmm, goat curry! Jamaican food in general. Jamaican music in particular.

Jamaican homicide rate - not so much.

Posted by: Michael H Anderson at October 18, 2010 12:23 PM

Speaking of my bro mo and my other bro mo;

http://www.calgaryherald.com/news/arrested+punching+Good+Samaritan+stealing+after+northwest+Calgary+crash/3654163/story.html

Posted by: Billybob at October 18, 2010 12:24 PM

No woman, no cry.

Posted by: set you free at October 18, 2010 12:26 PM

Damn savages, crawling in through some worm hole from the wrong century, said worm hole being opened by liberals.

Posted by: TJ at October 18, 2010 1:01 PM

Pagans, savages, barbarians and just plain sickos get their jollies in uncivilized acts even in this 21st century. Hard to believe they even belong to the human race.

Posted by: Liz J at October 18, 2010 1:02 PM

Johan i Kanada - how solemn can you be about mass rioting for one-upmanship at a goat-sacrifice jamboree? If you get dead in an orgy of stupidity, people will mock you afterwards.

Colin from Mission B.C. - colonialism was bad because pre-industrialized cultures were peaceful, matriarchal in a non-bitchy way, nurturing, respectful of the individual and in tune with Nature. The West, on the other hand, is evil all the way down to its dead shrivelled heart; it has contributed nothing to humanity but misery.

Don't you see what a mess Africa is? A vibrant, morally superior mess, but, you know... That's because of colonialism; this absolutely proves how bad colonialism was, and therefore how wonderful all of Africa was before the age of Empire. Can't you think logically?

Posted by: Black Mamba at October 18, 2010 1:08 PM

(Correction: There is no such thing as the West; an Anthropology prof. explained that to me. It never actually existed; it is however responsible for all the bad in the world.)

Posted by: Black Mamba at October 18, 2010 1:13 PM

Colonialism was the best thing that happened to Africa, and the only reason the place is in a mess is because liberals chased all the colonialists out.

The overwhelming majority of problems in the world today can be traced to liberal ideas, that formed in the 50's and 60's, and for which we are now seeing the negative results.

Hippies, feminists, multiculturalism lovers, etc. should all be assigned to mowing our lawns, and mopping our floors.

Posted by: TJ at October 18, 2010 1:14 PM

^"Was this a Boy goat or a Girl goat?"

LMAO. The world is going to HIAHB and we're asking these types of questions!

Thx for making my day.

Posted by: PhilM at October 18, 2010 1:17 PM

TJ - I don't want hippies on my lawn.

Posted by: Black Mamba at October 18, 2010 1:31 PM

This is almost on par with the ritual of throwing babies off the temple roof:

"For 500 years, worshippers at a Muslim shrine in western India have continued the tradition -- a rite considered to bring good health and good luck to the children."

"The infants land and bounce on a bed-sheet held taut by men 50 feet below, and are quickly passed through the crowd to their mothers"

http://edition.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/asiapcf/05/01/babies.tower/


Posted by: John B at October 18, 2010 1:45 PM

I must agree with most comments. Any civilizations that requires a blood sacrifice to the gods is as close to the definition of barbaric that I can find. One can only assume that it doesn't stop at goats. Why would it?

Typically, I only read about ritual killings in epic fantasy novels. THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE FICTION YOU MAROONS!!!!

Posted by: Indiana Homez at October 18, 2010 1:49 PM

@Black Mamba - right on as usual. Loved your faux-liberal reply to Colin.

And +1 on the no hippies on my lawn. :)

Posted by: Michael H Anderson at October 18, 2010 1:59 PM

40,000 people and 70,000 beards.

Gillette is really missing the boat here.

Posted by: Indiana Homez at October 18, 2010 2:23 PM

Seriously? Where's your class? I think getting drunk and dying at a goat killing ceremony is the ultimate "you deserved it" way to go.

Posted by: JGH22 at October 18, 2010 3:25 PM

Charming people, quaint customs, throwing babies from roofs, fighting over Goats. Tell me once again how wonderful Multiculturalism is.

Posted by: Bubba Brown at October 18, 2010 4:21 PM

Re TJ's enthusiasm for European 'helpfulness' in the Dark Continent; not so much, I think.
http://www.suite101.com/content/belgian-colonial-policy-in-africa-a114432
http://www.answers.com/topic/king-leopold-ii

On the main topic, seems that the goats are still way behind on the scoreboard.

Posted by: DaninVan at October 18, 2010 4:23 PM

were they made in China goats?????

Posted by: GYM at October 18, 2010 6:01 PM

I bet the goats were watching and laughing...

Posted by: Ellie in T.O. at October 18, 2010 6:46 PM

"The infants land and bounce on a bed-sheet held taut by men 50 feet below, and are quickly passed through the crowd to their mothers"

let me finish that sentence for ya..

..so that they may become chattel and sexual objects for depraved fathers in, say, 7 more years.

Posted by: Kursk at October 18, 2010 7:14 PM

The gnome in the picture told me 10 wasn't nearly enough, but it is a good start. He's a hater ya know...

Posted by: Orlin of Marquette at October 18, 2010 9:05 PM

They got my goat as well.

Posted by: Revnant Dream at October 19, 2010 3:58 AM

Of course, what's contemptible is not that they were sacrificing goats. It's that they couldn't conduct a sacrifice without slaughtering each other.

I myself frequently sacrifice goats. When doing so, I like to sing a rousing hymn, like: "Goat, tell it on the mountain, to let my people go..."

Posted by: ebt at October 19, 2010 5:40 PM

40,000 individuals, most of them drunk on moonshine, get into a fight and 10 people die.

Way to go with the generalizing nonsense. I suspect 40,000 drunk Christians could do even more damage. Kind of like those parades in Ireland (or Toronto for that matter).

Posted by: baffled at October 19, 2010 6:09 PM
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