June 12, 2010

The end of an era

As the World Cup tournament was getting underway Egyptian Cleric Mus'id Anwar explained that soccer is part of the Zionist plot for world domination:

As you know, the Jews, or the Zionists, have The Protocols of the Elders of Zion. Over 100 years ago, they formulated a plan to rule the world, and they are implementing this plan. One of the protocols says: “Keep the [non-Jews] preoccupied with songs, soccer, and movies.”

Mus'id Anwar was obviously unaware that the secretive, all-powerful group had in fact disbanded in March of last year:

"We had a good run," said one senior Elder, reminiscing over old photographs of world leaders in his musty, wood-paneled office at an undisclosed location. “Maybe we ran the world for just a little too long. Anyway, now it’s Obama’s problem.”
The announcement comes after a year in which many of the Elders’ most prized institutions suffered disheartening failures. The vaunted global banking system, which lay at the heart of Jewish world domination for almost two centuries, collapsed with astonishing rapidity, requiring trillions of dollars in bailout funds. The newspaper industry, through which the Elders have controlled world opinion, is in shambles, with prominent papers declaring bankruptcy and forcing millions of readers to form their own opinions.

Plus, as happens so often these days, the kids just weren't interested in taking over the business:

“World domination just doesn’t resonate with the younger generation of Jews,” said Marvin Tobman, a professor of non-profit management at San Diego State University and expert on Jewish communal life. “They want the fun of fixing the world, not the responsibility of running it.”

At long last, the world gets to watch a World Cup tournament without undue Jewish influence. As liver-spotted Elder "Morris" said, "The only thing I'm looking to dominate now is a Pina Colada."

Posted by EBD at June 12, 2010 7:22 AM

H is a Judaeophile.

It’s H’s Fault: Blame Game.

Troops in Canada’s Streets in the shadows … again.


“Village is transformed for World Cup fans

“Phokeng will be sealed off today as part of the biggest police operation for a World Cup game not involving the host country”

“World Cup village transformed with mobile cells and water cannon

David Tiego recalls as a child running across open veld where England footballers and 25,000 fans will begin their World Cup campaign under an unprecedented level of security.”


“Commandos prepare for summits in the shadows

OTTAWA – The Canadian military’s premiere special forces soldiers are ready to spring into action if terrorists target the G8 meetings in Huntsville or the G20 summit that follows immediately in downtown Toronto.”–commandos-prepare-for-summits-in-the-shadows

Posted by: maz2 at June 12, 2010 8:24 AM
“World domination just doesn’t resonate with the younger generation of Jews,” “They want the fun of fixing the world, not the responsibility of running it.”

Now that Saudi Arabia has opened up 'his' air space (women names are not allowed) the Jews can attack Iran and regain world dominion.

Obama will bow, shuck, and jive to the other Arabs but the Jews will soon be the new decision makers.

Now that Obamie is blaming everyone I would like to apologize for having lost the Vietnam War,
I should have jumped on a grenade or something.

Posted by: Fearless Leader at June 12, 2010 8:37 AM

In ER last night (I was lucky: just an hour for a minor but very irritating ailment), I watched some of a FIFA World Cup match.

Something I noticed really turned me off: A player ran in close to a member of the opposite team, took a flying leap through the air, as though he'd been fouled, and ended up a crumpled mass on the field. Great theatrics followed. (The instant replay made it clear he hadn't been touched by the other team's player.)

I thought to myself, "what spoiled, entitled jerks." And they're supposed to be "world-class"?

Posted by: batb at June 12, 2010 8:44 AM

Calling such as mus'id anwar by the catch all term "cleric" is about as helpful to understanding as calling what is really a bank robber a "zero sum transaction specialist". Yet that is the only designation in dozens of Google entries.

Getting back to songs, soccer, and movies, one can appreciate that songs and movies are very much at odds with not only whahabi teachings and the fact that soccer uniforms that allow bare limbs to be seen can potentially give rise to all sorts of impure thoughts among the viewers of same. Perhaps even affecting TV preachers.

Posted by: Sgt Lejaune at June 12, 2010 9:00 AM

I'm surprised that none fell victim to spontaneous combustion. As we all know, it happens all the time. Did they know something the rest of us didn't? And how many were simply abducted by aliens? Will this open up an opportunity for the Free Masons to get back to running things? I agree that it is time to give someone else a chance. What about the talk of a coalition -- the Free Masons and the space Aliens? It could work -- you know, the secret rituals and all that. But I'll believe it when I see it. And I'm not giving unqualified support to one group or the other -- they've gotta win my vote. So far though, the Masons are looking pretty good. The space aliens, for all their power, just haven't been able to put together a coherent program. And with Hubble and the space station, the aliens are losing credibility. So, for the moment, it's the Masons for me. Any thoughts?

Posted by: DrD at June 12, 2010 9:44 AM

So much nonsense.

Everybody knows that in reality the CIA, KGB and MOSSAD control everything.

This Gypo cleric is a obvious wingnut.

Posted by: sasquatch at June 12, 2010 10:10 AM

"Egyptian Cleric Mus'id Anwar explained that soccer is part of the Zionist plot for world domination:"?

And womenfolk's boobs cause volcanoes and earthquakes? No wonder these guys did not invent the horseless carriage.

Posted by: Ken (Kulak) at June 12, 2010 10:29 AM

Oh, great. I suppose this means we gentiles are going to have to control things. Well, I'm not working weekends. And I'll need a company car.

Posted by: hudson duster at June 12, 2010 10:58 AM

Believe it or not, I was an aspiring songwriter in the 70s and early 80s.

No kidding: an old friend and former band member from a mid 60s university days Rock and R&B band told me not long ago -- and sincerely -- that if it weren't for the Jooo-run music industry, I would have been successful. I countered that I was good, but it became clear to me not good enough and/or, I wasn't prepared to make the life style decisions necessary to have a shot at it, e.g., live and work full time at it in a music city like LA or Nashville.

He really, really believes this. As I'm sure you can imagine, the theory is tempting. :)

Posted by: Me No Dhimmi at June 12, 2010 11:00 AM

It's about time the Elders of Zion retired! They F***ed up Global Warming so badly, not even Al Gore could save it.

And MND, I know where you're coming from. I was a great Little League pitcher, and if hadn't been for the Jewish Conspiracy, woulda been the next Whitey Ford or Sandy Koufax!

Posted by: dmorris at June 12, 2010 11:07 AM

They disbanded? That explains why I'm not getting my monthly cheque anymore.

Posted by: Kathryn at June 12, 2010 12:17 PM

World domination is also the theme of the muslim brotherhood Ikhwan. As chilling a read as the protocols, but are they real or planted doctrines meant to discredit?

Posted by: Bill at June 12, 2010 12:31 PM

They contracted it all out to Pinky and the Brain.

Posted by: The Phantom at June 12, 2010 1:04 PM

ROFLMAO! Great start to the weekend!

Posted by: Micvhael H Anderson at June 12, 2010 1:04 PM

The Elders' last act was handing out vuvuzelas to everyone in South Africa. Makes the country look bad on the global stage and drives the rest of us nuts.

Posted by: Mike McCormick at June 12, 2010 1:07 PM

In fact, I can easily name twenty of the Prophet's companions...let's see, there's Huey, Dewey, and Louie, Sneezy, Sleepy, Grumpy, Dopey, Doc, Happy, and Bashful, Pluto, Pinky, the Brain, Tom, Jerry, Bugs, Elmer Fudd, Daffy Duck, Pepe Le Pew, Foghorn Leghorn. Hah! And I could do more but frankly can't be arsed.

Posted by: Michael H Anderson at June 12, 2010 1:11 PM

That explains why my portfolio is weak. Cigarettes, whiskey, oil and world domination. I sure thought the latter would be the winner due to the government interference with the former three.

Posted by: Speedy at June 12, 2010 2:05 PM

Everyone wants to rule the world.

Cue Tears for Fears.

...ah, the simple days.

Posted by: john brooks at June 12, 2010 2:17 PM

Well everybody.

Posted by: john brooks at June 12, 2010 2:19 PM

A friend has a North African husband who told me the World Cup could only be watched as reruns in his country because of costs. Will someone please explain to me how oil-rich Islamic states can't afford satellite TV but can afford rockets? God forbid anyone should enjoy a harmless soccer game.

Posted by: Osumashi Kinyobe at June 12, 2010 3:37 PM


Lol Well said. You caught the flavor of the day.
Where is Jewish Hollywood when you need them?
Oh no, another stereotype goes bust.
Good satire.

Posted by: Revnant Dream at June 12, 2010 5:15 PM

I'll be running everything starting July 1st, bought it from a very friendly Nigerian businessman I met in the bar. He's getting back to me about the time machines and keys to life and such. A real bargain, I thought, at $750.

Posted by: Peter O'Donnell at June 12, 2010 7:32 PM

That is a really good deal, Peter.

Posted by: EBD at June 12, 2010 8:34 PM

The amazing thing is not only do they breed, they breed like flies, have the imagination of a rock and the work ethic of a shrub (unless beaten).

Were it not the truth it would be hilarious.

Posted by: Pat at June 12, 2010 9:23 PM

Two elderly Jewish men were sitting beside one another on a park bench reading.

One of the men was reading the Jerusalem Post. The other man was reading a neo-Nazi newsletter.

The first man said to the other, "How man you read that crap?"

The second man said, "In your newspaper we are oppressed victims of hatred. In my newspaper we are rich, powerful, and control everything."

Posted by: POWinCA at June 13, 2010 12:47 AM

I would not allow the info gathering 'Real Player' on my harddrive.

Posted by: TG at June 13, 2010 1:18 AM

“We who have posed as the saviors of the world; we who have even boasted of having given it “the” Savior; we are today nothing else but the world’s seducers, its destroyers, its incendiaries, its executioners…I look at this world, and I shudder at its ghastliness; I shudder all the more as I know the spiritual authors of all this ghastliness. . .”

-Oscar Levy (1867-1946) was a English Jewish physician and scholar

Posted by: Shawn at June 13, 2010 3:01 AM

At a stab, Shawn, I'd suggest Dr. Levy was referring to Marx and Co. Keep in mind, Levy had survived the Spanish Civil War, two World wars, the depression, the Spanish Flu, ad nauseum. Something or somebody needed to be blamed to retain one's sanity.
There's actually nothing in that quote that differentiates between Judaism and Judeo-Christian ethos, as the object of his vitriol.
It also doesn't say in what year he came to those conclusions (pre WWII?)

Posted by: DaninVan at June 13, 2010 1:01 PM


From OSCAR LEVY to Mr. George Pitt-Rivers, July 1920:

Posted by: Shawn at June 13, 2010 1:13 PM

It is not surorising,when thr going gets tough the jews bail out,just like the did in Germany 70 or so years ago.

Posted by: wallyj at June 13, 2010 3:30 PM

S/B 'surprising' and 'the'.

Posted by: wallyj at June 13, 2010 3:32 PM