April 13, 2010

"Are you unhappy to see me..."

"...or is that just a Lula wet spot on your pocket?"

Alternate: "Scold all you like, but..."

By popular request, your caption contest, VRWC Edition.

Posted by Kate at April 13, 2010 4:36 PM

bambam does not play hockey either. I notice the PM's right hand.

Posted by: Speedy at April 13, 2010 4:52 PM

"Donchoo be cumin in here stinkin' ah seal meat again, ya hear, red neck cracker?"

[did you catch the Holy O bowing to the Chinese Hu Jintao?]

Posted by: Doug at April 13, 2010 5:00 PM

I was NOT born in grandmother was lying!

Posted by: Al W at April 13, 2010 5:01 PM

I do wish this lunatic would stop trying to give me a Wet Willie!

Posted by: Joe at April 13, 2010 5:03 PM

I just pulled this out of Andy Sterns and your next for my short-arm inspection!

Posted by: pokim joe at April 13, 2010 5:05 PM

PMSH - "lecture all you want, your not getting our OIL cheap !"

he should have grabbed that finger and then kicked him in the balls, Hard, real Hard !

Posted by: Carl at April 13, 2010 5:06 PM

Pull my finger and I will socialize that country up where you live. Is that my 56th or 57th state?

Posted by: capt_bob at April 13, 2010 5:06 PM

I'm not happy to see you, so stop staring at my crotch!

Posted by: Al the thawing fish in Manitoba at April 13, 2010 5:06 PM

"Didn't I order you to dance to my tune the last time we met? No bows for you!"

Love that our PM looks like he has the patience of a saint during the O's little finger pointing charade.

Almost looks like Harper is saying, "not that 'pull my finger' thing again".

Posted by: ldd at April 13, 2010 5:07 PM

Harper has that "Yes, dear" look. Y'know the one where you are pretending to listen but are actually making a mental list of all the things you need to do.

Posted by: LC Bennett at April 13, 2010 5:09 PM

Mr O will outdo Jimmy Carter as worst president in recent history. Thank god for term limits.

Posted by: nnm at April 13, 2010 5:10 PM

"I've been working very hard with Hillary on our foreign policy...quick, quick...smell my finger!"

Posted by: Jamie MacMaster at April 13, 2010 5:10 PM

It's true your honour , this man has no dick .

Posted by: Dr . Venkman at April 13, 2010 5:13 PM

"Scold all you like, but... even Quebec thinks you're an empty suit."

I remember a time a one of these jaw wags, when GW Bush upon seeing Mr. Harper across the room shouted "Hey Harper" along with the famous Bush Grin. That was when we had a fiend in the white house.

Posted by: Abe Froman at April 13, 2010 5:18 PM

You better get with the program what do think you are doing by now I had hoped your unemployment rates would match ours 30% is the target.

Posted by: mikeg at April 13, 2010 5:21 PM

Is that the guy who was deported on the Seinfeld episode?

Posted by: Indiana Homez at April 13, 2010 5:24 PM

Look, Harper. Building permits in Jerusalem are a bigger threat than Iran going nuclear. Iran is getting Nuclear Security from this Summit.

Posted by: Brent Weston at April 13, 2010 5:26 PM

Listen now, I've bullied and pissed off bigger countries than yours!

Posted by: Pragmatist at April 13, 2010 5:30 PM

BHO - " HARPER, you better cut your interest rates further, I don't that Canuckbuck worth more than our dollar! "

Posted by: Carl at April 13, 2010 5:31 PM

Obama: Wait a minute. I'm supposed to be to the left of you, aren't I?

Harper: (Thought Bubble) I've sold out all my principles.

Posted by: K Stricker at April 13, 2010 5:31 PM

BoBo sez: "I did NOT bow...!"

Posted by: Canadian Sentinel at April 13, 2010 5:34 PM

"No! No! No! No bowing to white people. How many times do I have to repeat this!"

Posted by: Sgt Lejaune at April 13, 2010 5:35 PM

SH has a closed fist - a sign of restraint. Link to meaning of body language and hand gestures below - note it states that a pointing finger tells a person to "go now". Something was definitely going on here.

Posted by: No-One at April 13, 2010 5:36 PM

I can't do any better than a public comment made by one of my team leaders here in the Cdn govt (who described himself as "brown people", card carrying Liberal, once and maybe again municipal candidate): "the days of you white guys is over"...

Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2010 5:37 PM

Obama; »Stop Small Dead Animals from telling the truth about me or I will start telling lies about you!»

Posted by: Friend Of USA at April 13, 2010 5:38 PM

BHO - " HARPER, don't you even think about given sanctuary to the millionaires fleeing my Taxes! "

Posted by: Carl at April 13, 2010 5:40 PM

There once was a man named Obama
Who brought Hope, Change and Drama
He wags his finger at Canada and Harper;
while taking a bow for China

Maybe I'll get a signed copy of "Bold Fresh"

Posted by: Indiana Homez at April 13, 2010 5:42 PM

Harper: Who took the last donut?

Obama: You'd better have proof before you go off accusing my new chicom friend, Harper!...I distinctly remember not seeing any sprinkles on his shoes.

Posted by: wingwalker at April 13, 2010 5:43 PM

Get it? pull my finger,get it?
Um...Mr. President,while I find that kind of humor a little juvenile,I don't believe the punch line is to soil yourself.

Posted by: h.ryan at April 13, 2010 5:44 PM

"I'm looking at the map of the world behind you, and I can't find Canada. It's some dinky little country around the North Pole, isn't it? Where the igloos are? And how do you keep seals out of your toilets - you do have toilets in Canada, don't you? I know lots about the millions of countries in the world, and elsewhere. Ask me about our 57 States. Can you see Alaska from Canada, or is that in Russia? I don't know where Alaska is, but it supposed to be near Russia. How come you're not saying anything?"

Posted by: grok at April 13, 2010 5:47 PM

I told you I can't become the GG of Canada until I'm done my 4 years here. (I am originally from Kenya, ya know.)

Posted by: Geoff at April 13, 2010 5:50 PM

Teleprompter said to do some index stabs...oops. That should have been TSE index stats. Sorry. My bad.

Posted by: rita at April 13, 2010 5:51 PM

If you don't quit drinking so much Pepsi, Michelle is going to start using you as the poster child for her anti-obesity campaign . . . tubby.

Posted by: revblair at April 13, 2010 5:51 PM

..then you can have a copy of my book, then I'got an ipod with my speaches, then I'got some DVDs of me in Hawaii, then ...

Posted by: IanB at April 13, 2010 5:53 PM

Harper thinking: "You're not the boss of me!"

Posted by: chutzpahticular at April 13, 2010 5:53 PM

BHO - " Let me be clear, I'm not bowing to you, I've already caught s**t from my masters! "

Posted by: Carl at April 13, 2010 5:53 PM

Michelle could be the poster child herself,lard bucket.

Posted by: h.ryan at April 13, 2010 5:54 PM

I like grok's comment. It acknowledges Obama's 'logorrhea' (endless talking) and also his ignorance.

How about what Harper is thinking?
[ I will not smash his face up; I will not smash him; I will not.....Dear god, the man's an idiot..]

Posted by: ET at April 13, 2010 5:56 PM

There is also a section on finger body language at this link. Note that O is pointing directly at SH eyes with both his index finger and thumb. Also, finger pointing is used as an anchoring technique in NLP (Neuro-linguistic programming)to anchor a sublimanal message or command - to program a person through language (body and verbal language).

Posted by: No-One at April 13, 2010 5:58 PM

"Just because I'm a community organizer and you're an economist doesn't mean you know what's best for an economy. We're doing just fine with the bailouts and the debt is not a problem!"

Posted by: felis corpulentis at April 13, 2010 6:00 PM

BHO " you know thats not true , I have run an icecream stand with two flavours"

Posted by: cal2 at April 13, 2010 6:04 PM

Obama: "I'm hyp-mo-tizin' you, Steve. Hey, look UP!"

Posted by: chutzpahticular at April 13, 2010 6:06 PM

Ah here's another 'mind' changer...and a familar pose.

The subject's body language in this picture is perfectly clear to me.

Posted by: ldd at April 13, 2010 6:15 PM

BoBo: "Hey, ain't you Sean Hannitty from FOX News?"

Posted by: Canadian Sentinel at April 13, 2010 6:16 PM

You are NOT allowed to get rid of that Human Rights Commission. I want one too!!

Posted by: Snowbunnie at April 13, 2010 6:18 PM

Harper, being a racists male of white privilege, might also be thinking "Reid is right. Obama is a light-skinned African American with no Negro dialect."

Posted by: LC Bennett at April 13, 2010 6:19 PM

"...and furthermore, stop teasing my buddy Michael Ignatieff about being American. I could tease you about being Canadian, y'know. Heck, I wish the US was MORE like the socialist.. umm.. umm.. umm.. republic of Canada. And enough with the teleprompter jokes, too."

Posted by: Simon at April 13, 2010 6:20 PM

Harper to self: "Maybe if I avoid eye contact and stand real still, he'll leave me alone..."

Posted by: Canadian Sentinel at April 13, 2010 6:21 PM

IanB and felis - nice comments. They capture The One.

Posted by: ET at April 13, 2010 6:25 PM

Don't worry Mr. Harper,I'll stop finger wagging and looking stern as soon as the cameras are focused elsewhere.

Posted by: h.ryan at April 13, 2010 6:32 PM

So, is it true what they say about black men's

Posted by: atric at April 13, 2010 6:35 PM

Steve, I warned you that being nice to Hillary would do you no good!

Posted by: AK at April 13, 2010 6:36 PM

(a) Obama: "Jeez, Steve, Coulter comes up and you pull out all the stops. Angry mobs and everything! And yet when I send you Hillary, you can't even manage a pie in the face? Weak, man."

(b) Harper: "Yeah, well, I got a finger for you too, commie."

(c) Harper: "Why am I even listening to this guy? He's getting rid of all their nukes! Who's gonna come take our oil, the Shriners?"

(d) Obama: "Look, dude, I TOLD you I was socializing health care, so we're KEEPING all your doctors, and by the way, Viagra's gonna be 97 bucks per boner. I'm keeping Mike Myers too, that guy kills me. But you gotta take Steyn off my hands. Ship him back to England or Johannesburg or wherever he got that whacky accent. And I'm sending that little @&^@$#! Crowder back in a Sucrets box."

Posted by: DN at April 13, 2010 6:38 PM

"I wonder if I can get away with punching this finger wagging schmuck?...."

Posted by: OMMAG at April 13, 2010 6:39 PM

I don't care where that finger has been....

I'm not going to sniff it!

Posted by: AK at April 13, 2010 6:40 PM

Your policies are succeeding while mine are failing! How's that gonna help me win the 2010 midterms?

That's not what friends do!

Posted by: AK at April 13, 2010 6:48 PM

"He's not pointing with his left hand... he's bluffing".

Posted by: shaken at April 13, 2010 6:48 PM

Obama: it's bad enough that dimwits like mouth and I share the same ideas,or lack thereof.

Posted by: h.ryan at April 13, 2010 6:52 PM

Obama, "Hey I heard you had quite the commie-lovin PM up there a few years ago, whathis name, oh yeah, Trudeau? That guy's da bomb, man!"

Harper, quietly murmuring, "Oh Lord, he's worse than I thought...."

Posted by: Soccermom at April 13, 2010 6:53 PM

The guy on the right wagging his finger is saying:

"I told you once and I won't tell you again: The U.S. is a dominant military super power and we'll move in on your territory if you don't toe the line. Got that, whitey?"

The guy on the left is thinking: "Go suck a watermelon and choke on the seeds."

Posted by: gellen at April 13, 2010 6:57 PM

We need the nuclear option. If only to be taken seriously.

Posted by: Revnant Dream at April 13, 2010 7:03 PM

Obama: " You ummmm.....better.....uhmmm...start doing what I'm doing or...ummm...ah..ah...I'm going to look really are supposed to be here."

Harper: "You have 3 fingers pointing back at yourself there Trotsky"

Posted by: Knacker at April 13, 2010 7:06 PM

"Zed's dead, baby. We're gonna go medieval on your a$$."

Posted by: rzr at April 13, 2010 7:10 PM

Harper: Man,I can never get over the stench of tobacco.

Posted by: h.ryan at April 13, 2010 7:10 PM

Obama: "And there will be droughts, and locusts, and hurricanes, and floods, and famine, and polar bears will drown, and frogs will fall from the sky, and...."

Posted by: AK at April 13, 2010 7:10 PM

You don't even have a majority. I won easily.

Please find a new hobby, and go away.

Posted by: Ramon Daley at April 13, 2010 7:11 PM

There ain't such a thing as islamic extremists and it ain't a terrorist incident. It's a man caused disaster, get it?

BTW, you defending Israel all the time is really pi**ing me off as well.

Posted by: multirec at April 13, 2010 7:25 PM

borak: "I already said I don't shine white boys shoes."

Posted by: reg dunlop at April 13, 2010 7:27 PM

S. Harper:

"Oh dear. How can I put this politely..."

Posted by: EBD at April 13, 2010 7:32 PM

I've told you a million times, Quit driving that Toyota or we will call you before congress.

Posted by: m at April 13, 2010 7:35 PM

BHO - " ...and get this straight, you can stop praying to your god, I'm the Messiah here!

Posted by: Carl at April 13, 2010 7:36 PM

Steve you quit imagining Hilary naked, I've seen her it's scary.

Posted by: murray at April 13, 2010 7:40 PM

"You have no right to tell me how to run a deficit! Mine is 3 times bigger than yours"

Posted by: Fred at April 13, 2010 7:49 PM

Sooooo do you get wood every time there's cameras running, just askin' Barry.

Posted by: Watcher at April 13, 2010 7:50 PM

Obama: "Now, you listen to me, Steve!"

Harper: "Yeah, whatever. Yawn."

Posted by: Herman at April 13, 2010 8:00 PM

Well it's obviously the reverse of the famous Blazing Saddles scene in which Lili Von Shtupp asks Clevon Little

"Is it twue what they say about the way you people are... gifted?"

[sound of zipper opening]

"Oh, it's twue. It's twue. It's twue, it's twue!"

'Cept in this case Obama is ball-less.

Posted by: Mississauga Matt at April 13, 2010 8:03 PM

Obama: "How the hell did that fat bean counter, Alfonso Cashbagliano get into the United States, Mr. Impervious to Wind Hairdo?"

Harper: "Would you like Kinsella instead?"

Posted by: Manitoba Moose at April 13, 2010 8:04 PM

BTW; what's a Lula wet spot? I googled it, but I'm still not sure.

Posted by: Simon at April 13, 2010 8:09 PM

George Jefferson: "How many times do I have to tell you dumb ass honkeys, that you can't go marryin' no black girls."

Tom Willis: "Uh, I didn't, George, I married another honkey."

Posted by: Manitoba Moose at April 13, 2010 8:09 PM

The washroom? Yeah, it's right over there.

Posted by: Mark Peters at April 13, 2010 8:24 PM

You thought Michelangelo drew God giving life to Adam? D-u-u-ude, that was ME giving life to Adam.....

Posted by: Mark Peters at April 13, 2010 8:32 PM

"How dare you become more popular than me!"

Posted by: Dean at April 13, 2010 8:37 PM

Listen up Steve.I dont care what you told Canadians you better do as your told,or you will be taking a oneway trip on Pollack Airways.

Posted by: mikeg at April 13, 2010 8:42 PM

Barry; " No Steve,I said nuCLEAR powers,not nucular powers,that is something different that my predecessor talked about." PMSH: " A foot to the nuts,a right to the pie-hole,and it will be all over,peace at last".

Posted by: wallyj at April 13, 2010 8:44 PM

Barry: "blahdyblahdyblahdyblahdyblahdyblahdy..."

Stevie: "I will not laugh, I will not laugh, I will not laugh..."

Posted by: The Phantom at April 13, 2010 8:44 PM

Wonder if he found out China just bought 4.5 billion dollars worth of oil sands? It's dirty you have to sell it to us cheap. It's the Chicago way, no opposition is the only way it works.

Posted by: Speedy at April 13, 2010 8:51 PM

My opinion is that OBOZO is living proof that Harper has restraint....
Last guy who did that to me wipes his ......with his right hand.
Oh yeah,....right...... Muslims don't use paper...they use their left hand.....

Posted by: sasquatch at April 13, 2010 8:52 PM

A come to Jesus moment as Teh Won attempts to cast out conservative grassroots demons.

Posted by: Bernie at April 13, 2010 8:56 PM

Obamugabe: "You'd be all f...ed-up too if you had Fox News bustin your balls every day!"

Harper (thinking): "Oh my God, he's pissed himself again!".

Posted by: John Chittick at April 13, 2010 8:58 PM

"Speaking truth to power."

Posted by: August1991 at April 13, 2010 9:08 PM

Short fingers, short....Hmmmmmmmmm

Posted by: Jamie MacMaster at April 13, 2010 9:14 PM

Obama: "You will sign the pledge to give the US your enriched uranium stockpile, and don't try any of that "we mined and enriched it so it's ours crap" and another thing next time I send Hillary up I want to here the puckered up ass-kissing from the Oval Office... now about China buying up all the oil sands using US dollars that we sent to them for the express purpose of buying our debt..."
Harper: "Sphinctersayswhat"
Obama: "What?!"

Posted by: Illiquid Assets at April 13, 2010 9:15 PM

ET, I see you are channeling The Phantom today. ~:D

Usually when you see somebody standing like Harper is, its because they are setting up to block left, step in and strike with the right.

Harper is SO thinking that. Either that or he sees a really hot chick in the audience.

Posted by: The Phantom at April 13, 2010 9:19 PM

Harper: Man, this guys a bigger wiener than Stephan Dion.

Posted by: Bernie at April 13, 2010 9:20 PM

"You can point your finger at me all day long, just don't call me ""Steve"" ......... you socialist"

Posted by: Joe Molnar at April 13, 2010 9:27 PM

If I just wait him out, he has to stop talking eventually... zzzzzzzzzzz

Posted by: GreyOne40 at April 13, 2010 9:44 PM

Harper,whispering quietly "If I just keep my head down, don't make eye contact, maybe I can avoid having to talk to.....oh shit"

Obama, "Steve! We have just enough time to change into our mom jeans, head outside and throw a few pitches!"

Posted by: Soccermom at April 13, 2010 10:00 PM

Harper is making a fist and thinking...

Get that finger out of my face or you'll wake up in the middle of next week!

Posted by: William in Ajax at April 13, 2010 10:02 PM

Steve! This time you have to get my back, in Coppenhaggen Hu Jintao kicked me in the butt with those little pointy shoes… You make sure that Hu doesn’t sneak behind me from the right….Hillary is guarding my left cheek...

Posted by: Slap Shot at April 13, 2010 10:22 PM

The Chretien choke went down well. Maybe the Harper hamstring?

Posted by: Tenebris at April 13, 2010 10:26 PM

Look what I found in my nose.

Posted by: ∞² at April 13, 2010 10:36 PM

Obama: "Listen, Icicleface..."
Harper: (thought balloon) "I bet he doesn't see the sign on his forehead, 'Space for rent within.' "

Posted by: either orr at April 13, 2010 10:46 PM

"When they were pointing over here and talking about the Horn of Africa, they were referring to the map behind us, you silly nincompoop."

"And another thing. If you try to push that 6-day creation crap on me one more time, I'll make Hillary permanent Ambassador to Canada."

"I don't care how many times you show up on Fox. There is no way that the Republicans will make you their nominee so cut it with the "I'll be seeing you in 2012"."

"No, for the last time, no. I do not think you should ask Ann and Rush to have a threesome with you. They don't even know who you are."

"And another thing! ... wait ... are you staring at my package Stephen?!"

"Call me that again and I'll nuke you into the #@%%@ stone age, you cracker!"

"where I spray, you stay away! Got it?"

"The bathroom is over that way. Try to be back for the group photo, okay?"

"Nickelback!? Man, and I thought Hillary was whitebread!"

"Dammit, Stevie. I TOLD you to go to the bathroom BEFORE the photo op!"

"Do you still think it was a good idea to try to sabotage my campaign you fat f**k?"

"If you whisper in my ear one more time you want to take a ride on my Chocolate Rocket, me and you are going to have a problem. Capisce?"

"From where I stand, it's obvious that's a hairpiece."

"How many of those KFC Double Downs have you eaten since Monday?"

"There can only be one U.S. President and that's me. No matter how much you want to be President, you can't, so stop trying."

"Once again, Steve, no, you cannot have "just one" of my nuclear subs."

"I don't care if you piss your pants. Show up on time for the photo-op and don't be still in the loo."

Posted by: Ted at April 13, 2010 10:49 PM

PMSH (thought) "It's true- he has no balls"

President Obama is a rude man. My Mom taught me never to point.

Posted by: wnmc at April 13, 2010 10:49 PM

Obama: "Pull my finger"

Harper: "I'll have to check with China first"

Posted by: Manitoba Moose at April 13, 2010 11:02 PM

The real caption is not what Obama might be saying by what Harper is thinking....and that is...

"Don't lecture me, pal. Get your own bloody economic house in order, Tovarich."

Posted by: John Luft at April 13, 2010 11:03 PM

Obama is obviously posing a question. So far he's found Harper's knowledge to be virtually encyclopedic so tries very hard to assume the pose of the intellectual (he's not George Bush, you know) and best him on some arcane, pseudo-intellectual trivia. He'll have set up the cute question with something like "Wasn't it Derrida? .. Yeah I think it was Derrida who said 'if he is not the first to address the other, if he is not the first to offer his hand, the war will not end. If one waits, if one always places a precondition on the ceasing of hostilities, then there will be perpetual war'. One of my favorite quotes in ISLAM AND THE WEST .. you know .. 'A Conversation with Jacques Derrida' by .. shoot, what's his name? Do you know?" As he says this he points at Harper's brain with his thumb middle finger apart - which he will retract and pinch together as if he were picking something out of the air. He knows the answer of course .. or part of it .. ("Mustapha .. something. Damn, I had it!") but he wants to see if Harper knows.
Harper, looks down in serious thought ..
"Derrida? You gotta be kidding me?! .. o.k. be serious .. I wonder what Sarkozy would say?! .. 'Derrida? That .. dangerous aliéné ..Derrida?!' .. o.k. don't laugh .."
Harper looks up and replies, "Hmm ... seems to me the fellow's name is Cherif, Mustapha Cherif. I happened to run across a review of it in our Canadian Military Journal."
Much to Obama's consternation and amazement.

Posted by: Greg Hindbo at April 13, 2010 11:05 PM

"So do you think it's infected or should I just keep the nail trimmed?"

Posted by: DrD at April 13, 2010 11:18 PM

Harper--Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Posted by: George at April 13, 2010 11:22 PM

it's a pity

Posted by: Glenn at April 13, 2010 11:30 PM

That's my flight path from ho... Kenya.

Posted by: richfisher at April 13, 2010 11:32 PM

Ya ya and he hugs on me man.
Real close.
Don't look, don't look up but Uh Steven, What's that guys name directly opposite of where I'm pointing?

Posted by: richfisher at April 13, 2010 11:38 PM

I'm with the first poster speedy, look at Harper's right hand. The tucking of the thumb into a closed hand usually signifies the subject is feeling stress or insecurity.

Posted by: Leo at April 13, 2010 11:39 PM

"Labatt? F--k that sh-t! Pabst Blue Ribbon!"

Posted by: LM at April 13, 2010 11:48 PM

LM, but somehow I think I would rather have "Frank" as President than Bambi.

Posted by: Doug at April 14, 2010 12:00 AM

Obama: Mr. Harper, you sir, are an idiot!

Posted by: Rov at April 14, 2010 12:06 AM

Must not kick him in the nads, must not kick him in the nads.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 14, 2010 12:14 AM

How do y'all do those long speaches without a teleprompter Steve, I'm lost after one sentence!

Posted by: multirec at April 14, 2010 12:17 AM

See right here? Kenya, that's where I'm from.

Posted by: nick at April 14, 2010 12:20 AM

I thought black men were suppose to have big dick's.....not BE big dick's !! lol you crazy obama we should play hockey some time but don't piss me off casue i will beat the rest of that black off you !!! !!! LOL ...LMAO !!! IT ' IS A JOKE PEOPLE !!

Paul in calgary

Posted by: paul at April 14, 2010 12:24 AM

@ Doug. Understood. I'm here in the Land of Obamunism and at this point Raymond looks good.

Posted by: LM at April 14, 2010 12:40 AM

Obama: Hey, you know they have diet Pepsi now. Just sayin'.

Harper: F@#$ing Bernier.

Posted by: revblair at April 14, 2010 12:40 AM

nnm: "Mr O will outdo Jimmy Carter as worst president in recent history. Thank god for term limits."

1012 days left, unless they impeach him, which ain't gonna happen because that would be raaaaacist.

Posted by: Louise at April 14, 2010 12:45 AM

PMSH shoulda sucker punched his ass.

Posted by: a different bob at April 14, 2010 12:48 AM

Okay Steve, for a hundred shares in Peoples' Motors, name the capital city of my home state, Kenya.

Posted by: Peter O'Donnell at April 14, 2010 12:58 AM

I nominate John Chittick @ 8:58 PM.

Posted by: Louise at April 14, 2010 12:59 AM

"Damn. How do tell him I already bought the Electrolux?"

Posted by: gordinkneehill at April 14, 2010 1:09 AM

"Damn. How do I tell him I already bought the Electrolux?"

fixed it for me. apologies to the room

Posted by: gordinkneehill at April 14, 2010 1:17 AM

PMSH - 'does this goof never shut up? Go bow to China/Japan/Chavez/...just get out of my sight! I wish to speak with the adults'

B. Hussein O. 'and then I am going to give a 'shout out' to your Troika. I can do this because they are just like me and I woulda invited them to my party if I coulda, you are just too serious for a fella like me...this is a party; a nuke fest' lighten up! Have a beer!'

I find the B. Hussain O. almost unbearable to observe, he really, really grates on my nerves - Good thing I'm not the PM; he must have nerves of steel.

Posted by: Jema 54 at April 14, 2010 1:24 AM

If I were a body language reader....look at the shadows. Yikes!

Posted by: Jema 54 at April 14, 2010 1:27 AM

I am still reeling in horror about the Katyn Forest - past and present.

Posted by: Jema 54 at April 14, 2010 1:30 AM

I wonder what the white circle on the map behind them is? The range of France's nukes? Sure couldn't be The One's.

Posted by: Louise at April 14, 2010 1:38 AM

Obama - You SOB - you went behind my back and sold the tar sands to China - now I have to bow to him.

Posted by: No-One at April 14, 2010 1:48 AM

"Huh. There really isn't anything up his sleeve."

Posted by: Ed Minchau at April 14, 2010 3:51 AM

...and I like the ones from EBD at 7:32pm, infinity squared at 10:36pm, and DrD at 11:18pm.

Posted by: Ed Minchau at April 14, 2010 4:11 AM

Old allies with conservative governments sit up THERE!

Posted by: Doowleb at April 14, 2010 7:37 AM

" I can almost see Bush through those fancy pants ".

Posted by: wallyj at April 14, 2010 8:37 AM

Harper: I wonder if I should tell him his fly is down?

Posted by: FedUp in NWO at April 14, 2010 9:52 AM

I vote for ∞² at April 13, 2010 10:36 PM

Captures the narcissist in chief perfectly and explains Harper's expression quite well.

Posted by: K Stricker at April 14, 2010 11:38 AM

"They put 1 of yours in the hospital, you send 1 of theirs to the morgue,,,,that's the Chicago way!"

Posted by: Kelly at April 14, 2010 11:47 AM

BO - ...and one more thang. I got my muslim brotherhood terrorist buddies too, not just Bill Ayers, but if you don't do like I tell you, I'm gonna sic Hillary on your ass again. See? Let me be perfectly clear - I'm not just a Chicago punk like Bill Clinton said during the campaign. I'm bigger and badder than he ever was too...blah, blah, blah, blah,....................

PMSH thinking - yeah yeah, I know..."and gosh darn it, people DON'T like you."..seen the polls lately?
Lord, give me the strength not to deck this little twit right here and now.
Boy, do I miss Bush. I wonder who wrote THIS on his teleprompter - Rhom 'Dead Fish' Emanuel?
I dare you to get on the ice with me you goof. And NO, I'm not bowing to any Saudie king.

Posted by: DonnaB at April 14, 2010 12:09 PM

C'mon Steve! Just tell me the name of Helen & Rahim's dealer so I can get hooked up when we are in town for the G20!

Posted by: Tom at April 14, 2010 12:31 PM

Barry: "Five-pin! You want to challenge me to five-pin bowling!?" We here in America play 10-Pin, got that!? T - E - N!! Ten-pin, that's twice as big as five-pin.

Steve: "If I had a five pin ball in my hand right now...POW!!!! Right to the kisser!!!

Posted by: glacierman at April 14, 2010 12:44 PM

Obama: Look Steve. Don't complain about how difficult it is to work with Ignatieff and the socialist twit, what's his name, Layton and the stupid french guy. You should try dealing with the brain-dead morons that I have to tolerate every day. And those are just the ones on my team.

Posted by: biffjr. at April 14, 2010 1:04 PM

Honestly, it would have been fanTAStic if Stevereno had taken teleprompter jesus' finger and made the knuckles multi-directional and THEN given him a big hoser knee in the procreation region. I have considerable respect for PM Harper but can't say the same for our community leader.

I'm having so much fun the last several months. Toyota finally gets what's been coming for years as is Obambi. When the press closes ranks, the public is really out of the know.

Posted by: Mantesdoca at April 14, 2010 2:22 PM

"David Brooks was right; that is a fantastic crease! My own creases shame me, now."

Posted by: Black Mamba at April 14, 2010 2:33 PM

DonnaB: "Lord, give me the strength not to deck this little twit right here and now."

I noticed Harper's knuckles look pretty white. It's taking all he can muster to keep from giving him a good right hook.

Posted by: Louise at April 14, 2010 2:56 PM

Harper thought bubble: Darn fool's shoes are untied again. Sigh.

Posted by: Calculus at April 14, 2010 4:03 PM

Nobody went for the really obvious one:

"Oh ya, the Bulls kicked your Raptor asses. What kind of name is Hedo anyway? That one of those Quebec names?"

Posted by: Brian Gardiner at April 14, 2010 4:53 PM

atric @6:35 - really, you are being a jerk. Also, yes.

Posted by: Black Mamba at April 14, 2010 5:58 PM

"Hey, you! Get out of my halo!"

Posted by: Ellie in T.O. at April 14, 2010 7:40 PM