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March 14, 2010

What's Better Than a Flying Tata

... a cavalry charge in Bollywood, of course:

Posted by Cjunk at March 14, 2010 11:49 AM
Comments

Holy crap! If those PETA nutcases aren't active in friggin' India, perhaps they SHOULD be!

Posted by: Simon at March 14, 2010 12:05 PM

The editing has some rough spots :) ok, it's all roughly edited, and where is PETA while those horses are perfecting their face plants?
It's all in good fun without the moralizing of Hollywood to teach us where we've all gone wrong...

Posted by: marc in calgary at March 14, 2010 12:05 PM

Somewhat disappointed. Was expecting a Bollywood movie, like where was the song and dance number?, not a "B" rated action sequence.

Posted by: GaryInWpg at March 14, 2010 12:09 PM

About as good as what has been coming out of Hollywood lately.

Posted by: Altaguy at March 14, 2010 12:11 PM

Holy crap is right!

I guess horses are lower caste than cows? :P

Posted by: ChrisinMB at March 14, 2010 12:11 PM

GaryInWpg: Ok Ok ... here then:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=379_1257524913

Posted by: Cjunk at March 14, 2010 12:12 PM

Clearly a job for Mantracker!

marc @12:05 - Sean Penn and Harvey Weinstein and that actress with the drug habit who was in that stupid movie are your moral superiors; you should revere them accordingly.

Posted by: Black Mamba at March 14, 2010 12:28 PM

Holy Jumpin Jeeps and galloping horse meat those East Indians are easly entertained. Good actors though ...

Posted by: Abe Froman at March 14, 2010 12:51 PM

I felt the chase was a little short and could have used some more jumping cars and glass breakage.

Posted by: bob at March 14, 2010 1:07 PM

Holy Maharaja! and a cast of millions.

Posted by: larben at March 14, 2010 1:13 PM

I need to find out the secret to this process of impailing the radiator of a Jeep with an exhaust pipe to make it fly..........

There must be an aerodynamic effect I am missing.

Posted by: AtlanticJim at March 14, 2010 1:18 PM

"you should revere them accordingly"

I revere this videos hero for surviving at 1:36

Posted by: ChrisinMB at March 14, 2010 1:23 PM

As bad as any John Wayne movie......

Posted by: eastern paul at March 14, 2010 1:29 PM

Posted by: ChrisinMB at March 14, 2010 1:23 PM


Thinkin' kevlar cup with crumple zones.......

Posted by: AtlanticJim at March 14, 2010 1:39 PM

That's what I love about Bollywood, (aside from the music, which is earsplittingly awesome.) The action scenes are so realistical...ish. It reminds of The Lone Ranger, but with bigger production values.

Guy Caballero, with his insistence on 'one camera, one microphone, no crane shot', would never make it in Bollywood. Johnny Larue would be in his glory.

Posted by: Enkidu at March 14, 2010 1:48 PM

I nearly died when that squadron of cavalry just roars out of nowhere lol.

Posted by: Junker at March 14, 2010 2:15 PM

Wow! Were they stunt horses or stunt/lunch horses?

Posted by: BL@KBIRD at March 14, 2010 2:19 PM

I wanted to look away but couldn't..... strangely fascinating in it's absurdity.

Posted by: David at March 14, 2010 2:35 PM

No way realistic but I really enjoyed watching this. Funny as heck.

Posted by: Knacker at March 14, 2010 2:39 PM

Mindless violence and destruction...

Excellent! ~:D

Posted by: The Phantom at March 14, 2010 3:17 PM

Not a hint of gravel burn - the dude must have a cast iron stomach and those car launching ramps just seemed to come out of no where... The gritty realism made me feel like i was right there - a cinematic milestone.

Posted by: Agent Smith at March 14, 2010 3:23 PM

Not edgy enough. Did you notice how they didn't use Ford Pintos in the last sequence?

Posted by: ∞² at March 14, 2010 3:28 PM

i laffed...i cried....i was sick to my stomach...

Posted by: john begley at March 14, 2010 3:29 PM

It's Bush's fault.

Posted by: 16MPG at March 14, 2010 3:32 PM

Their music is earsplittingly awesome???
My brother refers to it as sewer pipe music.
And what's with this "Flying Tatas???
Who would name a car afer the colloquial term for a women's breasts?

Posted by: atric at March 14, 2010 4:02 PM

All that over a simple parking ticket?

Posted by: rg at March 14, 2010 4:11 PM

I was fully expecting the pursing jeep to slip on the apples, or whatever fruit that was, and become air bourne or ecplode-disappointing.

Posted by: No-One at March 14, 2010 4:52 PM

Flying tatas? Did Russ Meyer pack up and move to Bollywood?

Posted by: gordinkneehill at March 14, 2010 4:56 PM

Personally I enjoyed the part where horse and dude slide under the flatbed on dry pavement then ride away as if nothing happened.

Posted by: Brian M. at March 14, 2010 4:58 PM

Does he save the girl from marrying the pervert, or not?

Posted by: pok at March 14, 2010 4:58 PM

Of course it goes without saying that he leaps tall buildings with a single bound, but what I want to know is where is his cape?

Posted by: Louise at March 14, 2010 5:05 PM

I hope the sound effects crew gets a bonus. Plenty of work for them in just five minutes.

...and how did he and the horse get under that truck.....

Posted by: Robert in Calgary at March 14, 2010 5:58 PM

What was the name of the movie, Balls of Iron?

Posted by: Al the frozen fish in Manitoba at March 14, 2010 6:05 PM

Iron Tatas!

(Hey, if it's "Mumbai", why isn't it "Mollywood"?)

Posted by: Black Mamba at March 14, 2010 6:09 PM

We had a Tata Jeep at a project in Africa - it got about 60 mpg (miles per gearbox)

Posted by: kakola at March 14, 2010 6:21 PM

spaggetti western???

Posted by: GYM at March 14, 2010 6:39 PM

Curry western. Yum.

Posted by: Louise at March 14, 2010 6:44 PM

CJunk,

Thanks for the vid, it's a good chuckle. My wife who is from Guyana, was raised on Bollywood films and we have quite a few in the movie collection. After watching a few I swear a young couple in love being chased by Godzilla would break out in a song and dance number. The words of the song would probably go along the lines of how their love for each other will delight the taste buds of the monster as they are being chewed and their passing will improved the digestive functions of such said monster.

Believe it or not, there is a Bollywood horror flick about the reincarnation(Hindu religion angle) of an ex girlfriend who terrorizes the living boyfriend, of course one of the characters is a singer and of course there is a song and dance number. Other than that it's not a bad movie.

Oh yeah, Bollywood women, hot.

Posted by: GaryInWpg at March 14, 2010 7:00 PM

Is that Rahim Jaffer?

Syncro

Posted by: syncrodox at March 14, 2010 7:10 PM

"What's Better Than a Flying Tata", why a pair of tatas, eh. /rimshot

Posted by: Texas Canuck at March 14, 2010 8:13 PM

Check out the hairstyle,Trailerpark wallahs?

Posted by: nick at March 14, 2010 8:37 PM

Check out the hairstyle,Trailerpark wallahs?

Posted by: nick at March 14, 2010 8:38 PM

It was better than Avatar and the Matrix Reloaded.

Posted by: Cytotoxic at March 14, 2010 8:45 PM

syncro - no; but that's the way Rahim Jaffer feels, when he's on coke! (which he doesn't do anymore, or ever, never mind).

Posted by: Black Mamba at March 14, 2010 10:02 PM

Oh my goodness gracious!

But tell me, with all the Indian Police resources thrown at this guy, why didn't they just use one well-placed sniper to end the destruction?

(Oh yeah, it's a movie.)

Posted by: JJM at March 15, 2010 1:59 AM

Avatar without the preaching or, any later John Wayne movie with its easily exploded dynamite.
DYNAMITE movie!

Posted by: Zog at March 15, 2010 2:49 AM

A set of bodacious tatas now has a different meaning to me.

Posted by: cal2 at March 15, 2010 1:37 PM

and I thought that the Blues Brothers had the best movie chase scene ever!?!

Posted by: Jasper502 at March 15, 2010 3:47 PM

and I thought that the Blues Brothers had the best movie chase scene ever!?!

Posted by: Jasper502 at March 15, 2010 3:47 PM

I don't want anyone complaining about Jerry Bruckheimer's movies ever again. Ever.

Posted by: Casey at March 15, 2010 11:49 PM

And just think, only 18 horses and 24 children under the age of 8 were injured making the shot!

Posted by: Orlin from Marquette at March 16, 2010 2:08 PM
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