Have an "Environmentalists get in FREE" day at the Berlin zoo, and open the door to the polar bear enclosure.

Have an "Environmentalists get in FREE" day at the Berlin zoo, and open the door to the polar bear enclosure.

But we want to protect the polar bear population in the WILD from dangerous imminent human overpopulation of the Arctic.

I therefore suggest dropping climate "scientists" and the Suzuki wing of the environmental movement off near the North Pole in the dead of winter.

I guess you didn't click my "diet" link.

That woman should wear a "choking hazard" warning. If it saves just one poley bear...

Reproduction :

"Don't knock up your spouse to save the sage grouse"

It's them or us? http://tinyurl.com/ybolt2k
via WUWT http://tinyurl.com/y9czsxh
Can they stoop any lower?

I would suggest diet but all the junk the eco-freaks eat and wear would be fatal to a bear if consumed.

Both parts of the question are bogus.
The polar bear is not threatened, and humans are not over-populating.

To sell it to the greenies we need a slogan that can fit on a bumper sticker for their Prius. How about "Save a seal, feed a polar bear, personally"?

In response to Joe's comment "I would suggest diet but all the junk the eco-freaks eat and wear would be fatal to a bear if consumed" I must respectfully disagree.

Wouldn't the organic tofu burger eating greenie be a better snack than those of us who eat crisp bacon, GM foods that may have trace pesticides and drink milk that might have growth hormone in it? Wouldn't want to poison the poor cuddly bears after they've ripped you to bits, would we? Any way you slice 'em greenies are healthier fodder for ursus maritimus and the rest of won't have to listen to their caterwauling.

One of these for every environmentalist with a belief in population-control agenda

http://foolishgadgets.com/files/2009/03/shoot-yourself-gun_tfxnt_6648.jpg

One of these for every environmentalist with a belief in a population-control agenda

http://foolishgadgets.com/files/2009/03/shoot-yourself-gun_tfxnt_6648.jpg

I'm thinking Kumbiya walk-abouts north of Churchill would be a good start.

Load up a 'gaggle' v.(to gag) of greenies onto a snow tractor and take them out on the ice. Drop them off in seal area, go back, another load etc.

Numbers people, remember numbers make the difference,

Ah yes... I can see "diet" being the new fad for white liberals. I can see them lining up around the block to martyr themselves for their riotous cause.

How do you reward a white liberal for their ultimate sacrifice? Maybe a promise of 72 d1lld0$ in the afterlife.

Al Gore's Weather (AGW): Survey says: world has too many manbearpigs.
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"Sharp decline in public's belief in climate threat, British poll reveals

Climate change survey raises fears it will be harder to persuade the public to support costly policies to curb emissions"

http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2010/feb/23/british-public-belief-climate-poll

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"Cold feat: Winter maintains icy grip on UK to the end"

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2010/feb/23/cold-winter-icy-uk-snow

Drop them off, but give them one of those bells to let the bears know they're coming. Hope the bears don't mistake it for a dinner bell.

Initially I refused to vote in the poll, decided to read the comments to see what everyone else was doing. I didn't realize the choices were links. The diet link was a pleasant surprise.

Al_in_Ottawa

GMO food is not poisonous, toxic or otherwise hazardous. In fact it is usually more nutricious than traditional varieties.

This anti-GMO foods nonsense is baseless and standard Greenie boilerplate, Koolaid.

Shame on you. You are a great disappointment.

Dear Sasquatch, unfortunately there is no sarcasm font. I was trying to use the greenies own myths against them, ie the myth that GM foods are bad for Gaia etc and that if everyone ate organic foods the world would be a better place. I am well aware that in the real world, as opposed to the greens imaginary one, if all the GM seeds, pesticides and herbicides were not used crop yield would drop by 50%.
I am also aware that the greens have been killing a million people per year since the mid '60s when the ban on DDT began, based on one flawed, unproven report.

P.S. There is no 'c' in 'nutritious' or 'nutrition'.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to the cafeteria for a bacon bagel. Cheers,

Diet, definitely diet. During arctic survival training, the first rule one learns is “nerver eat the liver of a polar bear”.

Almost forgot; the second rule "don't eat yellow snow".

I wish you guys would stop using my name in association with these scumbags.