I thought that most eco-friendly sex toy for women was a male penis.
How desperately wrong I was!
Apparently, it's a plastic toy made in China now.

THE PAGE YOU WERE LOOKING FOR WAS NOT FOUND

Hey, Should lesbians be allowed to use dildos?

they've made their choice.

Don't hate me!!!
I heard it on tv by some stand up comedian, and thought it was pretty funny ( well his delivery was also quite good , I guess you had to be there...)

Never mind the Climate Crisis!!! It's a Dildo Crisis!!! I'm sure Elizabeth May can relate....

Aaron, it might be except we're talking about a feminist sexuality store. I'm pretty sure male parts, at least the real ones, are most unwelcome.

WOW, the libs are really stretching for ISSUES!

A toxic dildo!
If they bought their sex toys in a 100 mile radiius this never would have happened.

Aaron you're right. The male organ is also organic.

I say they should just go organic.
Zucchini, cucumber, carrots, parsnips, chinese eggplant, are the informed choice of discriminating vegan lesbians everywhere.
Buy organic, and girls, don't forget to look for the union label.

Eco-friendly vibrators... solar powered perhaps?

It is truly a pity I am not a business person otherwise every product I make, distribute or sell would be re-labeled as eco-friendly, green or carbon neutered. Seriously, it is like putting the word "lite" on a burger, Bubba and the Misses will buy twice as much because they are saving a whopping 5 calories(and wash it down with a diet soda). Then I could take the beef out of the burger(add some freshly culled tofu) and call it Vegan-D-Lite and sell them to those PETA, tree hugging, jet setting, social activists.

All joking aside, this makes sence. If the bisphenol A & phthalates are dangerous, and there are safer subsitutes, shouldn't there be a rule agains selling the harmful product? Seems OK to me.

Flexible sex toys; just one of many fine products brought to you by the work of the petrochemical industry.

Is Dr. Bennett going to stand up in the house and yell. "This is Serious!!!!"

But the Cons would be wise to not comment and let her wear this one all on her own.

I am glad she has her priorities staright, so to speak.

"... really chip her teeth into."
Frozen fence posts might be a seasonal gotta have for their elite clientele.
cc Carolyn Parrish

Would the Honourable "member" from St Paul please "rise" for her "point" of order.

Damn, I'm going to h*ll for that one ;-)

Now we know why Bennett wants a banana republic.

The next CBC/Liberal scandal of the week - dong-gate

What about the pollution and environmental harm caused by the manufacture and disposal of the batteries. Most batteries end up in a landfill.

mike

Bennett could start a new eco friendly industry.
A dildo with a big propellor on the opposite end.
Wind powered dildos. That's the answer.

Ghost of Ed @ 12:59

The toxic dildo's.....didnt they open for Kinsella's band, or was it the other way around?

Is this the face of the "new" Liberal Party of Canada? Or is it the last gasp of a now discredited Liberal nutbar?

Stephen:
There goes another keyboard.

"What about the pollution and environmental harm caused by the manufacture and disposal of the batteries"

In the 1880's they were more environmentally friendly:

http://www.vibratormuseum.com/handcrank/BloodCirculator.JPEG

Need a hand cranked dynamo dildo?
Meet the Earth Angel:

http://tinyurl.com/d4olhc

Four minutes of cranking will bring you 30 minutes of vibrating heaven-on-earth.
Perfect Christmas present for all the angels you know with green V-jay jays.
Instructions not included.

I agree with weasel, this is a serious issue.

I'd like to see a Long Dong registry to ensure "social justice" in the industry. When I was 18 I worked in a store that sold this stuff, and I can assure you the black ones sold the fastest. I don't even think we had a Chinese one!

OT/ this inevitably brings up the issue of Africa's penis debt.

It should be illegal for a lesbian to use a dildo. They've already made their choice.

Too bad the trademark "Snap On Tools" is taken.

"Crank for environment"

the big question is: "Will this issue get a rise out of the electorate?"

Typical leftists. The product is not selling eh.... so why don't we get the local Trotskyite MP to destroy our competition in the name of the green god. Dr. Bennett has a long career of supporting causes that limit free choice accept when it comes to terminating fetuses.

Good Kate, lighten the mood and get a dig at Liberals at the same time.

Most men I know are very capable of providing all the "wood" a woman would ever want. With Instant On.

Seriously, why wouldn't the young entrepreneurs simply stop carrying the offending objects? A government ban wouldn't create any different result. Well, maybe a few more cheap laughs.

Will the Parliamentary committee hearings be televised?

Hey Ghost, that ideas great because it can double as a hedge trimmer.

From "Curb your enthusiasm":

Larry: Why do they call it a bl*w-job anyways, it's not like it's a job is it?

Jeff: Well, there is a lot of sucking, pulling and blowing. It's a lot of work.

Larry: yeah, I guess it is like a job. No wonder they don't like it.

I think she's talking about the wrong dildos that need to be regulated.

Somebody should tell Bennett she should keep them out of her mouth! Maybe Izzy May could give her some instructions!

Indiana Homez...Long Dong Registry...Priceless! LOL

I'm confused. I didn't realize they *eat* the dildos...

It that was my riding I wouldn’t touch this issue with a 10' pole.

okay, enough

I'd run this by my CPC MP but he has a track record of not commenting on issues.

Never misses a photo-op though!

Indiana, did you mean a 10" pole? I mean I know the guys like to boast and all, but that's a bit beyond...

TGIF
priceless, can't stop laughing. thankfully the keyboard did'nt suffer. LOL

What have you got against Poles ??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POi2nscLCXg&feature=related

"toxic dildo"

Isn't that Warren Kensella's band?

Is that bisphenol A in your pants or are you just happy to see me.Will we all of a sudden see a surge in baby bottle sales?

Those are metric feet Louise.

I would be interested in Scott Brison, Hedy Fry and Bill Siksay's views on this pressing matter.

Looks like the Liberals will have to start a Dildo registry.

Now the real reason comes out for Maurice Shlong being holed up in Chinoland.

I thought the liberals already decided the state has no place in the bedrooms of the nation.

What is left for them to regulate? can you imagine the laws they'll think up in 2020? hopefully the great northern revolution will have taken place by then and these types will have taken their place along with those from the french revolution. What's a revolution without blood?

and of course, for your viewing entertainment we bring you the only Vibrator ad you're ever going to want to see, twice.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VtzSDI8u2o&feature=related

I wish my birthday was 8.August. ... all you folks "celebrating" my birthday... again and again...

Hedy Fry "Right now there are dildos burning in Prince George.!"

"would you Like that gift warapped?"

"No thanks I'll eat it here."

Anyone know when Caroline's birthday is ?

Bennett will surely make it a major issue in the next erection.

Aaron, speaking of outsourcing overseas . . . .

I wonder if it is possible that when Bennet went, what appeared to be in hysterics, in discussing H1N1 in the House it was actually all caused by her vibrator going out of control.

can we use the old ones to club baby seals?
we cant recycle them

Anyone selling those things should be sent to a penile insitution.

Brokeback Brison

http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20091218/christmas_card_091218/20091218?hub=Canada

It is quite obvious why the eco-friendly sex toy store brought this to her attention and are all for regulation. It's called market share. Are all liberals as dumb as a butt plug?

Here's a true, tangentially slightly related historical anecdote:

At the American Constitutional Convention in 1787, Delegate Thomas Jefferson rose to speak out against giving the Federal Government authority to have a regular standing army. Jefferson said that a while a standing army, like a standing member, is an excellent guarantor of domestic tranquillity, it is also a dangerous temptation to foreign adventure.

And who ever said the Founding Fathers were uptight squares?! :-)

> Aaron, speaking of outsourcing overseas . . . .

LOL, Eric! A good one!

I don't see what's funny about environmentally-friendly dildos. Or International Orgasm Day. Just grow up, people.

LOL Ministry of Health Tombstones on sex aids plus eco-friendly labels....

Warning: Masturbation has been know to cause blindness.

The closest thing to an electric tree branch, THE WOODY eco-friendly stimulator made with organic raised yew tree waste saw dust.

Warning: Using this device on your dog violates SPCA animal treatment guidelines.

Warning: Putting this device in your mouth while operating can cause severe dental damage.

Warning: Do not use while operating a motor vehicle.

This products only tested on organically fed virgins and no animals were harmed during its development.

This product has an energy saver mode that engages after 30 seconds of operation.

The political left want to tax the air we breath and now this what can I say I thought god gave us men for a reason?

This site of theirs 'ecosex.ca' actually sells vegan condoms for a buck apiece.I don't get it,are there meat rubbers out there,? Who benefits,the wearer or the other? And does Beaver Lumber know about these people?

Black Mamba, surely you jest.

these business people want the government to regulate the environmental aspects / quality of sex objects... With the ongoing hysteria regarding the enviro nuts there's no wonder we're jumping on this.

you just wish your birthdate was the 8th of August.

Illiquid Assets,

Don't forget the "It Is A Federal Crime To Remove This Label" and of course all in both official languages.

And let us not forget that when you turn your clocks forward/back for Daylight Savings Time, to change the batteries in your smoke detectors and vibrators...

Thank you Kate for this Friday night chuckle.

Ghost of Ed:

Looks like the Liberals will have to start a Dildo registry.

There goes another couple of billion...

Liquid Assets:
One more warning:
Do Not use while introducing a Private MEMBER's Bill.
Your voice might shake.

wallyj @3:52 - as for "vegan condoms", I say, if you don't like meat, you've made your choice.

marc - there's nothing funny about environmentally friendly dildos. Carolyn Bennett is a very serious human person whom we should all take very seriously.

And don't call me Shirley.

We need a federal inquiry into what liberal female MPs are endangering their health.
I have to wonder, did Bennett give any thought to the ridicule she would get over this.
Is there a How to Use instruction manual at the lib website.

Indiana Homez:
Missed your Long Dong Registry. Didn't mean to steal your humour, and I'm still laughing. That's my favorite.

Since their photo contest was such a shambles, maybe the Liberals should have a Dildo photo contest.
No winners- just a loser.
The loser gets a sent up the river for a six inch stretch.

I'm thinking Ridgid Tools can add another item to their product line!

Damn, they used to make mighty fine calendars, too!

Just when I thought the Lieberals couldn't get any weirder, Carolyn Bennett comes out touting the joys of "wooden dildos" Hmm those fellows doin' that there "tree ring" research probably got some wood laying around that they wanna see "disappear" Ya-all can get right on that.
I see an opportunity here for an entrepreneurial type as Canada has been named "colossal Fossil" you could capitalize on our notoriety and make a dildo out of Fossilized wood eco friendly, carbon neutral, make a great door stop. Nut cracker, Get that guy on TV that sells chopper-in-a-hopper, sham-wow stuff, need somethin' catchy like Dick-made-of- petrified-stick. For $19.95cdn ya-all get TWO.

Texas Canuck @4:13 - 'Don't forget the "It Is A Federal Crime To Remove This Label" and of course all in both official languages.'

Well, it's very Canadian that the Federal Government should insist on us being schtupped in both French and English.

If only we were really inclusive! I look forward to the day when it will be mandatory that the Feds ... um... pleasure us officially in Ukrainian, Algonquin and Spanish as well, so that noone feels left out.

(Please don't ban me, Kate. I mean well. You started it.)

Hey Bubba:
You make a good point. Maybe Michael Mann could bore into Bennett's dildo to get a tree ring sample. He might even be able to make a new hockey stick. At least get the glow-ball temperture.

Liberanos can always be counted on to 'raise' revolting issues that do not intrest sane Canadian citizens.

Aah Ed .....now I this mental image that will require copious quantities of liquor to erase. Mann would be "faking it" anyway

Wallyj: "And does Beaver Lumber know about these people?"

==================================
ROTFLMAO!!

kd lang made her choices. no meat for either end.

BREAKIN NEWS!! LIEBERAL SECRET AGENDA!!! they want to turn Canada into a DICK-TATORSHIP!!!!

A lot of you need to get out more, broaden you horizons, experiment a little. It isn't only lesbians that buy these...... How 'bout a gift for the little woman? Puts a new meaning to a Very Merry Xmas...... ;-)

metal? I'm thinking carbon-graphite with a polish--gotta stay eco-nutty. or maybe boron hi-chrome Hot-dipped steel--for the savage types. Anvil horns make a comeback?

Do they take PayPal?

So would a wooden dildo be called a tiger woody?

I agree with the weasel farmer:
"A lot of you need to get out more, broaden you horizons, experiment a little. It isn't only lesbians that buy these...... How 'bout a gift for the little woman? Puts a new meaning to a Very Merry Xmas...... ;-)"

Sorry, but thought of Tim the Tool Man making a better vibrator... Oh, ohh wwoa ,ho, ho my G8d, more power!!!

http://listoftheday.blogspot.com/2009/03/news-story-of-day-woman-injured-in-sex.html

Texas Canuck, I remember reading this, in the serious news.

I think wooden dildos and the word splinter cums to mind...

This could be the moment when the lotions recede
and the partners begin to heal.

get your Tiger Dildo,

guaranteed to play 18 holes

"What about the pollution and environmental harm caused by the manufacture and disposal of the batteries. Most batteries end up in a landfill.

mike"

Mike, don't go giving the good doctor and those twisted sisters call to cry "assault and battery!"

State regulated dildos. Wow. Talk about government 'intrusion'.

What Liberal idiot was it who said "the state has no place in the bedrooms of the nation".

quite certain it was Pierre.

"quite certain it was Pierre.

Posted by: marc in calgary at December 19, 2009 8:17 AM "

Yeah,but wasn't he the dildo who had his love in filmed?...OH wait...that was the other fascist pig,Lennon.

Got some bad news girls. From now on in Canada, there'll be no goose except a spruce goose.

The pen is mightier.

A Sonnet - in anticipation of our Federal Health Minister's Intervention...

Little Ms. Muffet
Sat on her tuffet
And took out her dildo to play

Along came Leona
Who took her fake boner
‘Cause it wasn’t approved CSA