This sounds like a job for Tiger Woods.

Syncro

Harper doesn't need to have sex with a bunch of women, he is a white guy.

Not just a 'white guy' Abe, a married to a woman "kind" of white guy.

Hppenchangin summarized in one sign.

http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20091212/copenhagen_talks_091212/20091212?hub=TopStoriesV2

The left just ooze class, no class that is.

Zerbisias?Was that not the original pattern of blow up doll for lonely leftists.Sounds like Antonia has a secret fantasy about boinking celebrity Prime Ministers.

Antonia Zerbisias, Heather Mallick, whatever. This vile ilk has always been the bottom feeders of life. They have delusions of adequacy, where none exists. They have hit rock bottom as employees and more important people, and began too dig, The best parts of course are that their employers "papers" drop circulation each and every time they open their pie holes.
What morons.

There's a word in the English language that, in North America, has a very intense meaning and a very charged sentiment attached to it. It's a slang term for female genitalia and is never to be used lightly.

I would not hesitate to use this word in description of Zerbisias.

Zerb's next investigative assignment: 'Obamaville'.

"I've never seen so many camps since I've been out in the streets - there's no money."
...-

"'Obamaville' sign posted near homeless camp

Someone has put a lot of thought into a welcome sign that may surprise you, it's in front of a homeless camp off I-25 in Colorado Springs.

Its message, "Welcome to Obamaville, Colorado's fastest growing community." Despite repeated calls no one could answer the question, who put up the sign?

To some homeless the sign's message says enough. Mark Limonez, a homeless man living in "tent city", says the sign doesn't make him feel good about trying to get back on his feet. "Guys are trying to work but there's not enough work out there, so they go pan handling or flag a sign" Limonez says, "I've never seen so many camps since I've been out in the streets - there's no money."

There are no logos on the front of the sign and no clues to where it comes from."
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2406104/posts

Never mind Wood's wife with the 9 iron. I wouldn't want to mess with Mrs. Harper if she was armed with a taped up goalie stick!

Using Antonia Zerbisias as a weapon against Robert Mugabe? That's unspeakably cruel, Kate. To Mugabe.

I'm sure at some point they will give Muggabe a peace prize, put the plaques up next to Mandella, Tutu, Gore and Obahma

You forget Carter and Arafat, m.
Just trying to be helpful.
:)

Mugabe, isn't this the guy that the Toronto Star and the Globe rooted for in the first place? Antonia and Heather are the type of females that are put in charge of some sections of the re-education camps.

Yukon Gold -
Just don't forget to preface it with "miserable."

Rose -The left just ooze class
It all oozed out a long long time ago. They've nothing left now.

Question: What do you get when you cross Antonia Zerbisias with Robert Mugabe?

A monkey with a bad attitude.

Abe, you're a pig. Way over the line. How's the job at the CHRC going?

Abe froman @1:17

No a fat monkey, that obsesses over its weight and why it cant find any good men, with a bad attitude.

BTW, is that really a bueller reference, love it.

Another non-grown up, although chronologically so

Great joke, Kate.

A black widow.

Wood Steven have to learn to play 19 holes of golf??

Wow. Tasteless AND ignorant.
In any other country, Antonia Zerbisias would have starved to death years ago.

Yukon Gold,

You think "Monkey with a bad attitude" is worse than calling someone a c_nt?

What would Emily Post think?

You are a twit.

Anyone looked at the Zerb lately? Probably been a long time since anyone laid a finger on her, let alone ****ing it.
Always classy. Asshat.

Stephen,

Abe Froman: Sausage King of Chicago.

Totally off topic but somehow apropos; an old joke about a Liberal icon, from the 1970's:

"What's the difference between Margaret Trudeau, and Pierre Trudeau?"

Answer:"Margaret only F***ed half the men in Canada."

These days, pretty much the #1 reason I'd like to see Sarah Palin elected as POTUS would be to see the empty heads of Zerbisias and Heather Mallick explode. It'll be a glorious spectacle!

I think Zerb should be headlining the next 'Vigina Monologues' as "My Big Fat Greek _______"

Would Herbitchyass dare say something like that about Obama?

Nah. Leftists think that it's only bad to "screw democracy" if one's a non-leftist.

Why don't her employers fire her for her foul-mouthedness? Going around spewing the f-word and talking about raping people and crap like that. If she was a non-leftist, this would be a big, fat scandal.

Hey, Antonia Yerbitchyass... oh, no... I'm not going to stoop to your level and write what I almost wrote... but it was to be every bit as offensive as the verbal diarrhea you squirted...

And, Antonia... grow up.

Ditto the Big Old Media. Why don't they grow up, too, and quit employing such infantiles as Herbitchyass?

Erik....again you come out as a twit...along with yukon gold...calling a monkey a monkey when it is one....oh...sorry...that does offend socialist aholes....Mgf**kboy took the bread basket of Africa into socialist hell...and you think that's a good thing???

What do you get when you cross Antonia Zerbisias with Robert Mugabe?

It's impossible to cross Antonia Zerbisias with Robert Mugabe. There are some things that even Robert Mugabe won't do.

justthinkin - socialist? Haven't been called that for a while. And I agree with Yukon Gold's comment. Cheers, over and out.

What are you all - drunk stupid 14 year old boys?!? If you are adults then your mothers are totally ashamed of all of you!
KATE:
You are a nasty piece of work who should not be allowed to type. I am disgusted & repulsed by your SOooo not funny "joke". It could be about YOU, & even then it wouldn't be funny. There are laws against "hate speech" you know -& you are at risk.

& All Commenters: How rude, how crude, how obscene & how UTTERLY CLASSLESS. And how unbelievably GROSSLY disgusting all of your comments are!! To whoever runs this blog - if you have no better judgment that this in what post or comments you allow, you need to shut yourself down.

I suspect not enough beers in the world would get Harper to bang Mrs Classy leftwinger. Your right the left oozed out all their class decades ago with their grey matter that contained DNA for morals, ethics and honour. Why do female leftwingers assume Cons sit and pine for sex with them in the first place? Why are the libs' feminists so darn homely, sorry that's not acceptable under Section 13 I await my persecuters hence forth. Where's my nine iron hon?

This joke is so badly constructed it doesn't even work. And that's before considering the rape joke implied by the last link.

But you all find this funny? Really? You laughed? At the idea of a writer you disagree with on politics being raped nearly to the point of death under a brutal dictatorship? Then you criticize Zerbasias for having no class? For being vile and infantile?

What a bunch of nasty souls... shaming others with no shame left for themselves.

This is a great site. But would some of you idiot posters please grow up.

NotHarperGirl - yeah, I know, I don't find it tasteful or amusing or "so there-ish" to make jokes about sexual assaults. I understand the value of making a point however.

In any case, every day, we in Canada HAVE NO IDEA how lucky we are, AND HOW LITTLE WE APPRECIATE IT.

(Except if you've served in the military in these places, and seen first hand, or if you have escaped these nasty places.)

Yukon Gold - Could you be talking about the female pudenda?

PS - this in no way, shape or form is a hate crime. To consider it so, then one would also accept that probably half of the US populace (and most "entertainers") should now be in jail for things that they said about GWB

Hi Erik,

I agree we have little idea how lucky we are in Canada. I frequently stop and feel gratitude I had the luck to be born here (really, this is no empty sentimental claim).

I don't think that this excuses us from being critical about what goes on in our own country, or not caring that things could be better here. We had more to feel lucky about before Harper started to peel away at our national fabric, and we were once moreso a role model for nations where civil rights are grossly lacking.

Zerbasias' joke that Harper is screwing Canada was a point well-taken. And while it may not be nice to speculate about his sex life, it's funny (and not even remotely as offensive as rape jokes) because there does seem to be a strong correlation with people who are deprived of physical affection in their personal life taking it out on whoever they have power over in their professional life.

People with Harper's kind of power (and history of abusing that power) are fair game for writers to mock. No one, and I mean NO ONE is fair game for rape jokes.

NotHarperGirl - well, I guess we will have to respectfully disagree. I personally think Harper is doing a great job in his position, and "Canada is working just fine". Zerbasias' "joke" isn't something one should post in public, let alone on a Facebook page when she's a public figure.

Blech! Cheers and thanks :-)

Dear NotHarperGirl:

"there does seem to be a strong correlation with people who are deprived of physical affection in their personal life taking it out on whoever they have power over in their professional life."

Please provide 10 historically accurate examples of such men.

Oh wait, are you talking about frigid ugly feminists like that dead fat chick who devoted her life to ruining other people's?

Sorry then.

No one, and I mean NO ONE is fair game for rape jokes. -NotHarperGirl

--So tell it to Antonia Herbitchyass for musing about women sexually assaulting Mr. Harper. Besides, of course they can. They can just buy some strap-on rubber weewees at the naughty store. Duh. Of course women can rape men and other women. It's just a little different with women doing it, that's all.

Never quite understood why it is OK for the left to talk like this, but it is a national catastrophe when the right does. The only thing I can chalk it up is that under socialism, some are more equal than others.

That being said, some of the comments are a little over the line.

PS - I forgot to say Kathy can say whatever she wants, because she's Kathy!

NotHarperGirl said "Zerbasias' joke that Harper is screwing Canada was a point well-taken." If Harper lives to a hundred and is PM for the whole time, he will never catch up to the sc**wing we got from Trudeau and Cretin.

If any conservative said such a thing about anyone other than Stephen Harper, they would be pilloried on CBC. How come this silly bint isn't?

NotHarperGirl. Whats your malfunction anyways? There is nothing funny about anything Zerbasias has to say about this Prime Minister, or any other for that matter.You should know this,but, apparently you don't. The "joke" about Harper screwing the country, or subverting in your mind the democratic principals the nation was built on are equally useless and weak. The more you and your ilk protest the larger the majority in the next election.
Jackass.

Thanks and cheers back, Eric, it's great to respectfully disagree with people on something as contentious as politics.

We are such good Canadians. ;-)

Notharpergirl, your intellect is as large as your explanation and vocabulary of Harper's effect upon Canada. Zero!

Hmm... y'know, "screwing democracy" doesn't happen when one actually does what the majority of the population wants.

Of course, sometimes we non-leftists think we're being ignored, but I suspect Harper's just working in mysterious ways and is actually serving our interests whilst fooling the Big Old Media into believing otherwise, so they'll STFU and let him get to work.

If anyone's "screwing democracy", it's clearly the Obamacrat Reich. Clearly. They know the majority of Americans are dead set against the agenda they're imposing, but they forge ahead anyway.

So why don't Leftists bash the Obamacrat Reich instead? Hmmm? Like, what happened to the anti-war/anti-President protests by deranged moonbats? Obama's as warmongering as Bush, if not more so, yet there's no horrible demonstrations by scary lunatics for Obama. Whazzup?

"Screwing democracy"? What action of a minority government has totalitarian imbecile hack Zerb's knickers in a twist this time?

Wow, pretty heavy crowd tonight! C'mon, lighten up people! Well then, I'm off to polish my Obama commemorative plates. Have a good night NHG

Lots of new comments in the time it took me to post my last one...

Canadian Sentinel, Antonia's joke may have been in poor taste but having sex forced on him without consent was *not* a part of the construct of her joke. Read it again. I suspect in your rush to attack anyone who disagrees with you, you added content to the joke that was not there. The only problem I see in what she wrote is the popular presumption that all men would welcome sex from all women indiscriminately. That's a harmful stereotype. At least she posted this to a semi-private forum (where her privacy was violated by whoever publicly shared it), and not on her public blog or column.

Kathy, asking for factual references is fair -- even for well-established social dynamics, I suppose -- but you never honestly wanted me to find you "10 historically accurate examples of such men," did you? It was just a set-up for a groundless insult, right?

You know what's interesting? I never said "men" -- you presumed I was attacking only one gender to make me look like the kind of "rigid ugly feminist" you could never possibly agree with. Again, Kathy: I did NOT single out MEN.

The sad thing is Erik restored my willingness to avoid stereotyping people who support Harper's administration, but the ugly and empty attacks from others here is a sad rebuke to the civility that he showed me and a pathetic reinforcement of those stereotypes.

See ya.

Not a Harper Girl
Kiss me.

yeah notharpergirl, kiss the Ghost of Ed, go ahead; just leave me alone!

Zerbiasis=excrement

We had more to feel lucky about before Harper started to peel away at our national fabric

You can't name a single example.

Notaharpergirl

You and the journalist are hypocrites. That journalist thinks that because she is a woman she can treat women differently from men. Zerbisias can joke about raping men without guilt, particularly if she does not like their political views. On the other hand the jokes about raping women are forbidden, in very bad taste. You (and Antonia Zerbisias) are forgetting that men can also be raped - in Egypt, in Iran, in Saudi Arabia.
And "pathetic reinforcement of stereotypes" are yours too, because you expected and assumed that asking for "10 historically accurate examples of such men" was done jokingly, not seriously, that it was a red herring, didn't you? And if that is not a stereotype applied to others, what is it?
Finally, being a journalist Zerbisias should have known that there is no privacy on the internet. There is no privacy, particularly for politicians and journalists.
Perhaps living in a make-believe world ( thinking that someone else is screwing up democracy but not I, never people who have the same political view as I do) Zerbisias forgot about it.

Maybe paying 7% GST is part of the national fabric.

Or is funneling money to Liberal advertising firms part of the national fabric?

I guess forcing the CF to keep flying dangerously-old helicopters could be considered part of the national fabric.

Signing on to international commitments purely for political purposes and then making no effort to meet them? Part of the national fabric!

Ella!! Right on!!

I guess an important piece of the national fabric is pressuring the BDC to loan hundreds of thousands of dollars to a criminal business associate for improvements to a hotel conveniently right next to a golf course you partly own. Without disclosing that interest, of course.

"peel away at our national fabric" is simply a silly little phrase which really has no substance. It sounds quite profound but, when pressed to give examples or even explain the term "national fabric", the silence is deafening.

Yukon Gold:

I was offended about your post referring to the slang term......
That cannot in any conscience be applied to that ugly piece of road kill.....AZ.
Perhaps the other orifice would be more appropriate.....

Zerbiasis is a misandrist of epic proportion....pure filth....

NotHarperGirl - Is that you Warren?

Sure sounds like Warren to me.

And like other notorious hard-left spinners.

NotHarperGirl is applying the standard hard-left double standard all over the place according to convenience.

Double standard application by the Hard Left is a big part of this debate.

The Hard Left has been caught with its pants down again and is in full damage control mode.

"This isn't what it looks like! Move on!"

Just checked back, but the tone hasn't changed. Although I agree with Kate on the insanity of this, it's foolish comments and foolish commentators such as these who have kept us from achieving a majority. See you Monday.

absinthe enhanced - yep. I agree with Kate too, but by making statements that sound really bad, "we" sound just as bad as those with BDS. Cheers and goodnight everyone.

Yep, NotHarperGirl

These creeps aren't acquainted with even the basics of human decency. They think Zerbisias' use of an old hoary joke ('Won't some women do to Stephen Harper what he's been doing to democracy?') is the equivalent of turning Zerbisias over to be raped almost to death.

It really says more about the unresolved sexual issues of everyone here on this site than it does anything else.

Yet such are the foundations of modern conservatism: sicknesses which should really be turned over to a competent therapist rather than sublimated and masqueraded as some sort of political "philosophy".

Wow, banner day for me - called a socialist, twit and a creep all in the space of a few hours!

And I resent you because your poem got published first. Schmuck! I have it in for Brian now too.

(I suspect the whole point of this thread was to see how long it would take bleety to come out with his patented "conservatives are all sex-deprived perverts" line. He's very well-informed about Rush Limbaugh's personal life, let me tell you.)

And right on cue, bereft of argument, the Marxist horde of dingbats turns to faux-psychology.

I suppose painting anyone with a different political bent as sexually-repressed might be part of the national fabric.

Yeah, this is REAL classy - rape jokes about political opponents!

I don't think there's all that much to choose between Shaidle and Zerbasias. Both vile, extreme, half-retarded ideologues.