She still doesn't get it. We're all embarrassed that she's a Canadian.

Dear Non-Canadian Guardian Readers:

Heather Mallick is a hateful Rabid Leftist who has endlessly disgraced herself on this side of the Atlantic.

Some of us are now raising funds to give her a permanent trip away from the country she so clearly & deeply loathes. We're hoping you in the UK will take her.

Robert W.
Vancouver

I just finished listening to Adler's podcast....great stuff. He's very good at making his points, like his recent one defending the troops or a few of his oldies when he rips into Layton and Iggy.

Have at it Mallick. Here's your application form to renounce your Canadian citizenship. Bon voyage!

http://www.cic.gc.ca/ENGLISH/information/applications/renounce.asp

Hahahahaha................... Heather..... be gone!

Just one question, where do I send my money. We don't need her.

Judging from many comments at The Guardian I don't think they really want her either.

Cross-posted at Reader Tips at 5:35 p.m.:

Thanks, Soccermom, for the link.

That Heather Mallick is a piece of work, living lavishly off the avails of the Canadian taxpayer.

She's a spoiled, entitled brat, and I'm one Canadian who's really embarrassed and pi**ed off by her.

I'll contribute to the $133 Charles Adler says he'll give her so she can apply to leave Canada to go to some other country she's not embarrassed by.

Take a hike, Heather. We wouldn't miss you at all.

Gary K
That's excellent. Couple that with Adler's offer to contribute 133 dollars toward her departure. I'm sure we can raise enough money here to buy her way into say China, where she can do a little blogging from the filth there.
After all, she's use to working in the gutter.

Hey, we could probably raise enough money here at SDA to send Heather Mallick "to the moon!" (Courtesy, Ralph Kramden/Jackie Gleason)

I haven't read anything quite so nice as Mr Adler's views in a very long time. I also agree to the suggestion of her moving to China with the provision she tries to live in Linfen
Fantastic observations from Charles Adler.

Kate, you do have a way with words! And so subtle. This header is brilliant.

Remember, this lady is a shopoholic; her idea of 'a best day' is to spend, spend, spend, in Holt Renfrew and other high-priced stores.

I'd say her invective and hate-filled rants are symptoms of an individual who is profoundly angry and unhappy; the shopaholic needs suggest such a problem. She'd be unhappy and angry anywhere in the world. Nothing to do with Canada.

I doubt if China would take her. Cuba and North Korea seem to be good fit, as that is the sort of regime she and CBC would like to install here in Canada.

I just love the way Charles Adler the last few months has told it like it is.

I send this dedication out to you Heather,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeUOjMWaK8g

ET
You're probably right.
But I'd be happier if she were unhappy somewhere else.

She's a moonbat! Check out this excrept from her post:

"What takes place when a nation can't decide on a government and lets a rightwing minority, quivering with hate, have just enough power?"

WTF? Oh, right she works at the CBC.

My favourite line from her....typings:

"We have shamed our better natures. But we Canadians will rid ourselves of Harper and rise again to be the decent and intelligent nation you Brits once patronised with such delight."(emph. mine)

Get thee to a dictionary; why wouldst thou be a breeder of malapropisms?

There is only one Heather Malice. A venomous little creep too good for the backwoods still trying to locate the road to her spiritual home in some third world marxist hellhole.

Wouldn't it be interesting if, tommorrow morning, big oil would say: "You know, the greens are right. We're shit. But now we've seen the light. So we're shutting down. We'll stay shut down until Heather Mallick tells us it's OK to resume production, and then we'll produce only as much as Heather thinks appropriate. So please don't bother us anymore. Take your concerns to Heather. If we don't produce enough oil to suit you, talk to Heather. If you think we're producing too much and are trashing the planet again, work it out with Heather. Remember, we're too corrupt to make these decisions ourselves, but Heather has a degree in English, so you're in good hands.

Heather Mallickmyballs is a liberal climate whore!

What a Pig!

Meh.

To hell with Mallick! Who cares?

After all, (ha ha!) the science is settled: we're a "thuggish petro-state"* now!

To quote Mark Steyn: "I've waited my entire life for 'Canada's image' to 'lie in tatters' and, if it takes laying the entire planet to waste, I say go for it."

I'm guessing those Caterpillar 797s are only about four million each. Since we're all petro-thugs and lowlifes now, let's buy a couple and do wheelies around Heather's apartment block in Toronto.

Yee-hah!

Out here where I live this pig couldn't attract BEARS! Ms. Mallick is the most vile lieberal of them all, makes Turdeau look like Jerome Iginla/that means likable. Go away Mallick you represent all that is the CBC, vile detestable ugly self loathing ditch pigs, go to hell.

Does she actually think a lib/ndp government would shut down the oil sands? They would need that money for their various client groups far more than a Tory government.
Mallick is not really a columnist, she's more like a case study in hatred and emotional dysfunction.

Oddly enough, I hate Canada too but for the exact OPPOSITE reasons she does -- and I don't accept Canadian tax dollars as my salary, so that should count for something. :-)

Count me in for $133 to get rid of her.

Pat

"Mallick is not really a columnist, she's more like a case study in hatred and emotional dysfunction." (hudson duster).

That was actually my first thought after reading her column. She reminds me of Maureen Dowd, whom Mark Steyn has described as "the elderly schoolgirl". She thinks she is addressing "issues", but she is actually wrestling with personal disappointments.

I'm in too.

Would be the best $133.00 I ever spent.

The Mallick comes across as a nasty little snob, who attempts to disguise the fact by ranting about "the Right".
If there were a Nazi party in Canada she'd be right in there.
If she'll leave I'll be happy to contribute $133.

Ghost of Ed ;
She still doesn't get it. We're all embarrassed that she's a Canadian.
Hard to top that!

I do not like this Heather person; if she really exists.

"white trash"
Heather Mallick

Hey, lets put funds together and get her papers. No, seriously. I'm in.

On second thought, is there some way we could encourage her to take a position in Michael Ignatieff's
war room? I wonder if she likes Warren Kinsella? - although I don't know whether he is still an insider.

she gives me a Mallicorous headache 40% of the time. actually all of the time but it matches this story.

http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20091202/headaches_091202/20091202?hub=Health

Yes, I would be willing to donate to get rid of her - When I lived in Toronto she was a nasty piece of goods, but she was a shopaholic as one comment posted - I am sure she would be happy any where in a communist country - she could give back to the "little people".

Is somebody gonna start a new political party that is willing to actually do something about this monstrosity (and several others of Liberal legacy)?

Ever notice that those who sponge the most of our tax dollars are the most ungrateful, and undeserving?

I break with thee, I break with thee, I break with thee ... then I throw dog poopie on her shoes! - S.Martin

I'm in. Where should I send my cheque for $133?

I'm amazed at what has happened to Canada. The people who have so much and have done so little to deserve it complain the most. I could live with that but these same people deride and condescend to the very people who have gotten up for work everyday of their lives for generations to pay the freight for these deadbeats. No thanks. Just utter contempt and disdain for the average working guy.(or gal).

The first 50 comments that I read over at the Guardian were frequently sensible, funny, and mocking of Horrible Heather.

The Guardian!

Actually, I need money for Christmas gifts. Maybe I'll file a few Human Rights complaints and see how much money I can shake out of the old bat.

despicable, detestable piece of work and we're paying her wages. SNAFU writ large.

Oh my, a whole comments thread on my Pet Hate!

Back when she wrote for the Globe I used to buy the paper religiously every weekend pretty much exclusively to experience her latest thorazine-level-paranoid solipsistic lunacy (and this was back when it was still possible to buy the National Post in the Maritimes). Who could invent this mad parody of a parody of a hate-filled lefty hack? She makes Antonia Zerbisias look like Thomas Sowell*. I can't shake the suspicion that she's really a performance artist - a female Sacha Baron Cohen. In some impossibly twisted way I actually sort of adore her.

(However, that being said, we can't start deporting people just because they hate Canada. I mean, would you be rid of Mallick if it meant giving up Shaidle? Plus, there are a lot of better ways to waste $133.00)

*At least I assume she does. I don't exactly go out of my way to read Zerbisias.

(It is actually possible to buy the Post in the Maritimes. It's just really really hard.)

No Miss Matt, the Guardian comments are hilarious!

"Monbiot, a hero of mine"

I kind of gave up after this.

choke, or

Heather is of the stream of unconscious school of writing. It has been some time since we understood anything she has had published.

oops!

You can send a message to Heather via her website:

http://www.heathermallick.ca/pages/contact-heather.html

May I suggest you include the URL for the disavowal of citizenship.

While we are at it, why don't we raise money to help other angry, hateful and bitter journalist/leftists to leave... I'm thinking Neil MacDonald and Antonia Zerbisias.... I am sure you folks can think of others....

I went to my Merriam-Webster today to look up the definition of "Vacuous" - and sure enough - along with the pictures of Chairman O, Barbara Boxer, Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi and Howard Dean was none other than Heather!!! Oh ya - Michael Iggy was there too.

Actually, Heather's embarrassment is an extrapolation and reassignment of the embarrassment she feels because she has to shave her back.

As for the country, Heather just doesn't understand Canada. She probably shouldn't be writing about stuff she doesn't understand.

Adler's right, she should leave.

Oddly enough, I hate Canada too but for the exact OPPOSITE reasons she does -- and I don't accept Canadian tax dollars as my salary, so that should count for something. :-)

Posted by: Kathy Shaidle at December 2, 2009 9:11 PM

WTF? Maybe you should flock off too. You seem to be the opposite side of the same coin.

she should be stripped of her citizen ship and dropped off in somalia in a sports bra and a pink mini skirt.lol.

Paul in calgary.

Reminds me of the sort of thing I always wanted to say to the "No Blood for Oil!" protesters, or the more vehement AGW advocates:

"So how'd you get down here to the protest, anyway? You drive? Carpool? Take the train?

"Did you eat breakfast first, from the food stored in your fridge? Those clothes you're wearing, were they machine-washed? D'you make 'em yourself, by hand?

"You gonna go home tonight, turn on a light or two in your heated home, watch TV to see if this is on the news? Catch Law and Order after that? Maybe listen to a CD, or your iPod, or maybe watch a DVD? Surf the 'Net a while after that, trade stories and photos about the rally today?

"'Cause you know, all of that, all of it, or 70-80% of it at the very least, would have to be shut down to achieve the kind of emissions cuts or oil reduction you want. We'd all have to give it all up, across the board. The most stringent cap-and-trade scheme ever proposed would be like putting a band-aid on a six-foot crack in the dam.

"You think Al Gore would be happy with cutting his power use by 70-80%?"

But I've never had the time or a sufficient degree of spite to indulge myself this way. Being right will have to be satisfaction enough.

Kathy works and pays taxes. She has a right to complain. Heather is a tax. She doesn't contribute to the pot she takes money out of the pot. And she complains constantly about the people who are putting money into the pot.

I wonder if Charles Adler could get this mutt to come on his talk show and justify her bull$hit. Or he may not want to waste his or our time.

gord- Do you hate Canada? I don't. I hate some of the garbage that's landed here lately. I complain, probably more than I need to, but if it comes to the point I hate Canada, I'll leave.

Mallick is a very conflicted person. Her mother was a real sweety, but her dad was a self-centered little bugger. That, along with the fact they were interracial, probably turned little Heather into a very confused girl.

I wonder if Heather has dual citizenship, since her mother was from Scotland? It might be easier to get rid of her than we think. If she realizes how many Canadians really despise her, she'll head across the pond, like a shot.

The stupid cow says, "American travellers used to shove a Canadian flag on their backpack for better treatment overseas".

I know where I'd like to shove a Canadian flag.

BTW, I spent about 10 years working overseas - mostly in third world countries, and I never met one of those famous false-flagged Yankees. Could this be an urban myth?

Steve, please don't demean whores like that.

I'll kick in $133 for both Mallick AND Shaidle.

Hate Canada? Why are you here?

"While we are at it, why don't we raise money to help other angry, hateful and bitter journalist/leftists to leave... I'm thinking Neil MacDonald and Antonia Zerbisias.... I am sure you folks can think of others...."

Jim - the list is long, yet surprisingly undistinguished....

I can see the headlines tomorrow on blogs:

"Charles Adler thinks Canadian soldiers are worth $1"

Heather Mallick is an irrelevant sanctimonious unpatriotic turd.

Since so many are calling our oil dirty, perhaps in the coming budget the finance minister will stop asking AB to contribute to equalization funds. Wouldn't want all those canadians to subsist on our dirty oil money. Or perhaps our Premier could stop paying equalization and tell the other premiers we don't want to contaminate you with dirty money. Oh, and be prepared for large unemployment lines as no one from outside AB will want to work and earn dirty money. And, as you don't want our dirty money, you probably don't want our dirty oil. You would rather have blood oil from those countries killing our troops.

Since so many are calling our oil dirty, perhaps in the coming budget the finance minister will stop asking AB to contribute to equalization funds. Wouldn't want all those canadians to subsist on our dirty oil money. Or perhaps our Premier could stop paying equalization and tell the other premiers we don't want to contaminate you with dirty money. Oh, and be prepared for large unemployment lines as no one from outside AB will want to work and earn dirty money. And, as you don't want our dirty money, you probably don't want our dirty oil. You would rather have blood oil from those countries killing our troops.

Is Heather by some chance related to Barbara Boxer or Nancy Pelosi?

What a piece of useless trash. For someone that lives off of the Canadian tax payers dollar, Heather sure can dump all over our country like it is a garbage dump. She deserves to be fired. Unfortunately with her lack of work skills, no country would take her. It would be sweet justice to see her in the unemployment line........You can't get EI if your fired for the right reason!

Wow, Charles Adler hits the big time....Quoted at SDA! :)

Several hilarious comments here but Abe's one about Mallick having to shave her back made me chuckle the loudest!

Heather Mallick is an irrelevant sanctimonious unpatriotic turd.
Posted by: Jed at December 3, 2009 12:01 AM

Which is why she should be completely ignored...It seems to be a trend these days with Liberal hack celebrities and journalists to say and write things that they know will incite controversy...thus making them think they are relevent. In reality she is an unproductive, bottom feeding hypocrite that does not create, produce or assist in the production and creation of anything that is of any value to anyone. I wonder how that feels?

That's so true, mot.

It seems that Leftist "journalists" like Mallick are writing to compete with the Leftist "artist" who put a crucifix in a jar of urine to be relevant.

Mallick is relevant alright.
Jarringly relevant...as they say.

Heather Mallickmyballs ManBearPig Liberal Climatewhore, Harryback, Backshave Pig.

The venom this woman spews against the country that has fed her for years is astonishining. She is a whore, willing to take money from the people she so obviously hates, in exchange for food and shelter. She then bad-mouths her tricks to the rest of the world.
I would pay for her one way ticket to anywhere at all, just to get rid of this insignificant tick sucking away at the life-blood of Canada.

A big 'shout out' for the mallick screech. Right off the 'songbook' and squawking to what she thought would be the 'choir'!

Comments are not what she expected in Brownies world.

Cost of sending Heather to China $133.00, cost of involuntary subsidization of Heather $100,000.00+++?, watching heather bomb in GB (our 'graceful patron?) -priceless.

Charles - right out of the ballpark!

So, Hotshot Heather, why don't you just leave Canada,then, you sanctimonious piece of Liberal $#!+?? You sure have your gall. Only a useless Liberal vomit bag like yourself would bite the hand that feeds you. How typically Left. By all means, if you're so embarrassed to be a Canadian then catch the next available flight elsewhere-any elsewhere. Now. And I hope the door DOES hit you in the ass on the way out, and knocks you on your face..

Perhaps we could pool our $133 contributions and put a message on a billboard near the CBC offices, to wit:

"Dear Heather Mallick: The feeling is mutual...we're embarrassed you're a Canadian, too. Sincerely, The Rest of Canada"

Eeyore:

I like your idea.

Hey there - count me in. Do you accept US dollars? Not many do these days. How about a gold bracelet? That would send her into orbit, yes?

I'll donate all fees, one way air fare and a bums rush out the door.
How much could we raise if there's a group good to go?
;~)

Privatize CBC, or fire. them. all. included their (useless to the public) ombudsman.

A billion dollar budget yearly that could go towards our health care instead of the useless cbc.

Steve @ 8:55......you owe me a keyboard, LOL. It takes 100,000 inklings to make a clue and heather mallick doesn't even have an inkling.

Unfortunately Heather's views are shared by many of our friends and neighbours in the Maritimes. Sad really, but we can't ask all of them to emigrate. All we can do is try to change minds one at a time, issue by issue. Calling them names we find doesn't really work either - but it is fun to read about at SDA. :-)

Just another (of many) reasons to cut the CBC loose and put the billion plus dollars to better use.

What's the hold up? C'mon PMSH ... get 'er done!

Somehow I think, if she didn't have a job with the CBC, she probably would be in the food services industry...

You want Ketchup with your fries????....

Send her to Africa. Let's see how much her heart bleeds when she realizes how good she had it here.

Heather Mallick is welcome to take herself and other malcontents to North Korea if she likes. She might complain that the North Korean chic and food is not to her liking but- oh well.

JGH - if that happened, she's just start whining about how the perfidious West had ruined Africa.

If she found Africa prospering, it would be proof that everyone else is superior to evil old us.

North Korea is America's fault too, you know. I don't know how that might be, but Heather could work it out for you.

http://www.cbc.ca/canada/saskatchewan/story/2009/12/03/calgary-models-internet-luring-prostitutes-saskatoon.html

Add that prostitution story link to your facebook page and Mallick's face will appear as an icon