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October 28, 2009

The World Is In The Very Best Of Hands

Posted by Kate at October 28, 2009 6:56 PM
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So if ' "Grilled Nation" of grilled chicken eaters as the 193rd UN member state', can Rider nation be the 194th UN member state?

Posted by: qwerty1 at October 28, 2009 7:07 PM

"Ms. Montas said security officials, many of whom are brought in from overseas....." I think that says it all.

Posted by: tom at October 28, 2009 7:15 PM

Come on everyone loves Colonel Sanders, I would have posed for a picture too! Wonder if he has some extra crispy in his pocket...mmmm

Some poor little security guard saw the guy from the KFC bucket and was a little star struck. Of course the Headline "Colonel Sanders bombs UN Building" would be a tough thing to explain.

Weirder things have happened.

Maybe the UN should spend more time figuring out why Nuclear Inspectors are falling out of their offices than worrying about a KFC publicity stunt, but I doubt it.

Posted by: Illiquid Assets at October 28, 2009 7:27 PM

This was just a diversion for the Hamburgler, who sneaked off with every cheeseburger in the cafeteria.

Posted by: Ghidrah's haberdasher at October 28, 2009 7:27 PM

I suppose Raider nation could be #195, however after last Sunday they might have been abolished.

Posted by: gobi desert at October 28, 2009 7:31 PM

As some point the guy should have looked familiar to someone, you would think even liberal elitists would once in a while have a craving for a bucket of chicken?

Posted by: bob at October 28, 2009 7:33 PM

"Would the members of the assembly please rise and welcome our honoured guests; King Burger and his wife, Queen Dairy."

Posted by: The Greek at October 28, 2009 7:34 PM

just proves the UN dopes got no humour.........

Posted by: puddin n pie at October 28, 2009 7:40 PM

At first glance I thought it was the Colonel and Ray Kroc,and I agreed with the caption.

Posted by: wallyj at October 28, 2009 7:41 PM

"Maybe the UN should spend more time figuring out why Nuclear Inspectors are falling out of their offices ... "


You are right about that. Falling? Too extraordinary to be a coincidence. Just standard issue UN black-ops or wet works or Chicago style politics.

Posted by: Rob at October 28, 2009 7:44 PM

After seeing this,
http://www.eatliver.com/img/2009/4589.jpg
I realized it was only a matter of time until they infiltrated the UN.

Posted by: ChrisinMB at October 28, 2009 7:58 PM

Colonel Sanders of the Grilled Nation // Colonel Khadaffi of Libya, Darling of the U.N. Hmmmm which Colonel do I trust more?

Posted by: Soccermom at October 28, 2009 8:36 PM

"UN TV crews eventually raised the alarm"

Ahhhhh hahahahahahahahahahaha
SUCKERRRRRRRRRSSSSSSS!!

Posted by: richfisher at October 28, 2009 8:37 PM

After news reports of assorted buffoons such as UN Human Rights official Gay McDougal, and Colonel Gadaffi, it is reassuring to see genuine dignity and integrity return to the UN. Finally a Colonel we can all respect.

Posted by: Martin at October 28, 2009 9:21 PM

Colonel chokes UN chickens.

Posted by: Bernie at October 28, 2009 9:43 PM

"That letter is absolutely void to us; it has no meaning whatsoever," Ms. Montas said. "The UN cannot be involved in a commercial venture. Period.

Unless of course it's oil for food.

Posted by: celina at October 28, 2009 10:26 PM

Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass!

Posted by: Edward Teach at October 28, 2009 10:31 PM

Isn't that Coronel Sanderos (El Jefe)? Yeah, sure it is, he's the dictator of Panama or somesuch. Military man, pantation owner - looks the part to me. 'Course the UN let him in.

Posted by: Black Mamba at October 28, 2009 10:54 PM

For the record, I am not a fan of the extra crunchy style. Unless we have run out of traditional recipe.

Posted by: Gord Tulk at October 28, 2009 11:13 PM

What?! Col Saunders belongs at the UN! After all, his military record is as bogus as most of the other Colonels and Generals running countries and he is no doubt responsible for more deaths (albeit by heart attacks) than Mao and Stalin combined.

Posted by: norm at October 28, 2009 11:15 PM

"Colonel Sanders of the Grilled Nation // Colonel Khadaffi of Libya, Darling of the U.N. Hmmmm which Colonel do I trust more?"

Maybe this will help you decide.
One of them banned you from Libya.

http://www.newsrunner.com/entity/top-stories/moamer-kadhafi/3029203544/0/0#at

Posted by: richfisher at October 28, 2009 11:43 PM

Oh sure they let in the old fart in the white suit but when my buddy "Grimace" tried to get in they booted his fat purple ass out in the street. What gives?

Posted by: Ronald M. at October 29, 2009 12:10 AM

Well, now we know why Colonel Sanders crossed the road

Posted by: Erik Larsen at October 29, 2009 12:11 AM

Now that's funny. What a buncha maroons.

Posted by: mojo at October 29, 2009 2:50 AM

has anyone ever been in a KFC where a "first nations" person hasnt been there? I mean there is always 1 in 3 or better in a usual ratio which should be 1 in 10 ( saskatchewan excepted)

do you think that the term buffalo wings might be throwing them off?

Posted by: cal2 at October 29, 2009 4:17 AM

Perhaps Jeh Custer should have dressed up as Colonel Sanders...

Posted by: JJM at October 29, 2009 7:23 AM

"Ms. Montas warned the UN could take legal action against the company"

I smell another 14 million dollar investigation brewing.

Then accusations that KFC doesn't provide enough affordable housing to their employees.

Posted by: Rick at October 29, 2009 7:45 AM

This was part of Mo's oil for food program and the Col was just showing up for some oil so he could cook a finger lickin good chicken meal for these limp wristed vegetarians who worship gaia and Tinkerbell. Crazies are running our world and the juvenile decisions they are making with the help of the media will ruin our way of life.

Posted by: bartinsky at October 29, 2009 9:25 AM

I posted on this on the weekend.

Y'all need to check out World Net Daily... daily. They frequently are first to post stuff, beating both the New Media and the Old Media.

Posted by: Canadian Sentinel at October 29, 2009 11:15 AM

cal2 at October 29, 2009 4:17 AM

That comment is actually a bit racist. Though I will admit that it creeps me out a bit the extent to which 'Toonie Tuesday' at KFC seems to be welfare grocery night.

Posted by: K Stricker at October 29, 2009 11:32 AM

"Colonel Sanders of the Grilled Nation // Colonel Khadaffi of Libya, Darling of the U.N. Hmmmm which Colonel do I trust more?"

Maybe this will help you decide.
One of them banned you from Libya. "

DARN! And Libya was first on my list of dream vacations!!!!

Posted by: Soccermom at October 29, 2009 12:23 PM

"he is no doubt responsible for more deaths (albeit by heart attacks) than Mao and Stalin combined."

I can't speak for everyone, but in my neck of the woods, one is not forced to consume KFC. I have yet to seen anyone dragged, kicking and screaming into a KFC outlet.

The Colonel's "victims" had a choice. As for those of Mao and Stalin ... not so much.

Posted by: biffjr. at October 29, 2009 1:06 PM

Well, to be fair, Pol Pot did do wonders for the blue plastic bag industry...

Posted by: mojo at October 29, 2009 3:22 PM

Gord:

I remember when they first introduced extra crispy -at the time, they called it "Extra Crispy Tasty". So I'd go in and ask "If I order the less crispy, less tasty, do I get a discount?".

That's when I discovered KFC franchisees have no sense of humour.

Posted by: KevinB at October 29, 2009 5:46 PM

"Well, to be fair, Pol Pot did do wonders for the blue plastic bag industry..."

We used to call blue plastic bags "Cambodian gas masks".

Posted by: JJM at October 29, 2009 10:26 PM
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