Dorkmobile ?

I'd be worried that a flock of seagulls would be following me around all day.

I suppose you rub the seats and they turn into a davenport.

The penis of the Blue Whale, for example, can grow up to 2.4 metres.

When I fold it in half!

[end orca-like bragging]

There's a whale of a hummer joke in there somewhere .

It's most important feature of course will be the ability to cause spontaneous brain aneurisms in PETA & Green Party members.

Right out infront of peta i would do burnout's in it.No i would'nt do that the tires are made out of baby seal hide(that's and option).Actually i would then i would drive it up north and hunt me some new tires !!! LOL.
And what is peta and all of the save the whales people going to say about it ? Not a damn thing casue it is comming from a communist country !!

Paul in calgary

Looks like a rip-off of the Rambo lambo:

http://m.jalopnik.com/site?sid=jalopnikip&pid=JuicerHub&targetUrl=http%3A%2F%2Fjalopnik.com%2F119398%2Frambo-lambo-the-lm002-was-lamborghinis-extreme-suv%3Fop%3Dpost%26refId%3D119398

The Russian Mob must be connected to this enterprise somewhere....

One is for sale on eBay Kate. Yours for a "buy it now price of only 112000 US.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1988-Lamborghini-LM002_W0QQitemZ170392181756QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUS_Cars_Trucks?hash=item27ac2a5bfc

(it has the same v-12 as the countach but treats deer struck at 125 mph like a parking lot speed bump.)

Kind of gives new meaning to a saying we had as "kids" - Give'er cock!!

When the warranty expires and the vehicle starts to break down - along with the "leather" the complaint to the department of faulty vehicles will be - my vehicle suffers from "rot-yur-cockov".

Reminds me of the Canyonero (Simpsons):

"She blinds everybody with her super high beams,
She's a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine!"

Personally, I would feel uncomfortable sitting on another mammals penis. Would whale vagina be an option?

Gord - does it come (pardon the pun) with a guarantee that the seats will not soil at 200kph???

John, "Reminds me of the Canyonero (Simpsons):"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56gL9MpyUDQ

I want some whale vagina slippers. Is that wrong?

Syncro

The penis of the Blue Whale, for example, can grow up to 2.4 metres.

This would be the same species of whale that has been reported to have been extinct, until a single young Blue whale was discovered in the last year, for 60 years.

Statistically, they would have to kill 2 whales to find a male.

Am I the only one that suspects they may be substituting the penii of well endowed dolphins here?

so would they get more hide if they skinned it when it was erect ? I was just trying to imagine feeding a whale a giant blue pill then unloading the harpoon gun into its brain .

A new use for the term "pleather" perhaps?

ChrisinMB, do you have a link to that Simpsons episode where Russia at the UN rotates it's name back to "Soviet Union" complete with bwah-ha-ha implications?

why do you do this Kate?

blue whales are the biggest animal that has ever existed, they ARE endangered, and the banner bearer for the right wing blogosphere in Canada makes a joke involving whale cock.

is this the same outfit that made all those broken down russian half-priced tractors in the 70s? the Lada? how many enemies does one have to acquire to need an RPG-proof civilian type personnel carrier?

Mine has to have Corinthian Leather......Ricardo Montalban.

Curios

Da traktors were Belarus....da truk was Lada.

Syncro

I heard these are green.

Oz:

Umm no, there are estimated to be upwards (pun unintentional) of 12000 world wide (down from over 500000 at the turn of the century).

I actually saw a beached, fully-intact carcass on the westcoast of Nfld 20 years ago - old age was the suspected cause of death - truly an impressive sight (the smell was unforgettable too).

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Whale?wasRedirected=true

Hey, Gord Tulk, what can I say except that is what they taught us when I was a kid in school in the '60s.

Interesting fact:
The record for the largest penis to body size ratio is held by the barnacle.
The barnacle's penis can grow to up to forty times its own body length.
This enables them to reach the nearest female.

how many enemies does one have to acquire to need an RPG-proof civilian type personnel carrier?
~curious_george

Just one.
Bruce Cockburn.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7vCww3j2-w

What I would like to know is, does the airbag blow every time you rub in the Armour All?

Gently , knacker , gently

This is really serious stuff - a memo was leaked by the Entertainment Industry Foundation to work with Obama - the programming has begun. This is obviously to get the population to join/accept his national civilian security force.

Answering the call

President Obama has called for a new era of responsibility--recognition on the part of every American that we have duties to ourselves, our nation and world to serve others. It is the price and promise of Citizenship.

in response our television community with the Entertainment Industry Foundation will launch a multi-year campaign to inspire and promote a new way of thinking about service...

All networks, including Fox, and cable television stations are in on this one.

Rest of story at Atlas Shrugs October 15, 2009
http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/

more here

http://servnat.3cdn.net/876a60995bc6a88f34_x3m6bnhhw.pdf

Hey Oz, I think that there might be a link between being sedentary and growing a larger member. Nah, just wishful thinking. Be the barnacle!

Be the barnickle?
Naw.
I imagine if I had a member that big I couldn't use it anyhow cause the blood needed to hoist the jolly roger would sap my brain so much I'd pass out from lack of oxygen.

Ok, there's no WP option but an extra 3 tons of steel and arrogance makes up for it.

http://www.gizmag.com/go/4029/picture/10872/

Moby's dickmobile.

BTW, anybody had a feed of whale meat? I'd love to try some, but can't find it at the supermarket. :>)

what's the stick-shift made from?

Does it come with plastic covers? Just to be on the safe side...

Seat covers made by Trojan?

How do you circumcise a whale?

With four skin divers.

A perfect campaign vehicle for Lizzie May to get around in the next election.

An earlier lust-have.

Mark
Ottawa

I haven't seen it in Canada yet, but in some places in the States, right up close and next to the handicapped parking, some retailers are putting in smart car parking spots. A Hummer driver called in to Rush's radio show to say he makes a point of parking his vehicle in one of the smart car spots every chance he gets. Seems like a good spot to park your Prombron and show it off.

Kate, your 'desire' for the big red vehicle with hot seats may be related to this study.Just not sure how it would be 'analysed.'
(a link from your post yesterday)

http://www.cbc.ca/canada/montreal/story/2009/10/14/study-testosterone-cars.html

"Willy" ends up in a red Rusky DARTZ PROMBRON!!

Whoa ... I think you are all getting over-excited about a shiny noisy piece of crap that won't even start half the time ... remember the Lada? ... this thing is made in Russia people.

And the Blue whale isn't the biggest animal on the planet ... that would be Michael Moore followed closely by Fat Al Gore.

First she came for a prostate, and I
said nothing, because it wasn't mine. Then ...

Could be worse. The "Sperm Whale" model is considerably less expensive, but the seats are all sticky.

As Agant Smith eluded to, PETA and Greenies have no need to worry, only kosher whale foreskin trimmimmgs are used.
In other news, there has been a bris trade in said material.

I like the color, and if can do a four wheel burnout at highway speeds every time I see a "drive 55, save the climate" bumper sticker on the car ahead of me, I might go for it. Don't really need the jewel encrusted dashboard though.

It comes with a bumper sticker that says: "Lost your job yet? Keep buying foreign." However, it's written in Cyrillic. At least that's what I thought it said.

Maybe it said: "Rubbing seats may cause airbags to deploy. If they do not go down after 4 hours, please contact your physician."

"there once was a Hummer from Nantucket...."

"You know what Im gonna do
Im gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible
Hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps
And all leather cow interior
And make brown baby seal eyes for head lights (yeah)"*

That or the Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition Kate posted above.

*copied & pasted from the lyrics of Denis Leary's "I'm an Asshole"

Love that song.

DaWG
A resident of America's Hat.©

didn't trotsky describe the dangers of whale-penis seat covers in one of his speeches? i'm pretty sure he did

"Lost your job yet? Keep buying foreign."

No, but it does come with a bumper sticker that says "Lost your job yet? Keep demanding work rules, wages, and benefits that make your employer uncompetitive for a job than nearly any healthy adult with a non markedly sub normal IQ could do while foreigners are making better cars cheaper."

There's only one problem with whale penis seats, They get hard in the winter. Not a lot of brains goes into such a vehicle. No vehicle can withstand a modern had held rocket. And if it's like any of the Russian tractors that were popular in Sask. the 80's, and I will quote my late father, "They couldn't pull a drunken whore off a pisspot."

So, I guess the Popemobile is upholstered in First and Second Corinthian leather...

call me ishmael; whenever i find myself growing grim around the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; then i account it high time to get behind the wheel of my $1.6 million Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition armoured SUV

Gord Tulk got there first with the "Rambo Lambo"--missed it first time.

Mark
Ottawa

and I will quote my late father, "They couldn't pull a drunken whore off a pisspot."

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please, leave yer mother out of this

from what i heard Lada was designed by Fiat, in the 40s. I bet the sucker has a 6volt system and carburetor, drums all around-as option. They shoulda used the narwhal for head material for better appeal.

"A perfect campaign vehicle for Lizzie May to get around in the next election."

Slogan:Don't wait for the Green Party whale to give you a hummer.

Heh.