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June 27, 2009

SDA Play Safe Reminder

Don't leave your toys on the stairs.

(link fixed)

Posted by Kate at June 27, 2009 5:34 PM
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link isn't working for me.

Not a surprise when one considers what the town of mitchieville spends on psych assessments and stress leave in any given year.

Posted by: dinosaur at June 27, 2009 6:25 PM

link isn't working for me.

Posted by: Colin from Mission B.C. at June 27, 2009 6:51 PM

I went to the blogsite mitchieville, scrolled down about a dozen entries. Someone must find it interesting but it's not for me.

mike

Posted by: mike at June 27, 2009 6:54 PM

Add an "l" to end of url.

Posted by: exetaz at June 27, 2009 6:55 PM

To Infinity, And Beyond!

Posted by: djb at June 27, 2009 6:58 PM

I actually liked this story better http://mitchieville.com/13670/critically-ill-canadian-baby-sent-to-buffalo-for-treatment/

Posted by: bobinski at June 27, 2009 7:02 PM

"One in a million shot, doc, I tell ya..."

Posted by: Yukon Gold at June 27, 2009 7:16 PM

Buzz...Buzz... Buzz Hargrove?

Posted by: wuberman at June 27, 2009 8:06 PM

I guess gerbils are out of fashion.

Posted by: bob c at June 27, 2009 8:07 PM

Well that sure ain't Fusilli Jerry...

Posted by: Canadian Sentinel at June 27, 2009 8:07 PM

I really, really hope that is a Photoshop.

Posted by: rebarbarian at June 27, 2009 8:10 PM

I used to be an xray tech. That looks like a girl, not a boy, and the toy is not up the arse but up somewhere else.

Posted by: Hannio at June 27, 2009 8:19 PM

I used to be an xray tech. That looks like a girl, not a boy, and the toy is not up the arse but up somewhere else.

Posted by: Hannio at June 27, 2009 8:19 PM

Posted by: bob c at 8:07 PM

you stole my line:-)))))

Posted by: GYM at June 27, 2009 8:23 PM

wuberman you "missed it by that much", or that what max told me anyway.

Posted by: FREE at June 27, 2009 8:24 PM

As my nieces would say, "Ewwwwwwww, gross!"

Posted by: Garth Wood at June 27, 2009 8:27 PM

Kate your post at 4.11pm Where is your blog going today? something smells.

Posted by: Tony W at June 27, 2009 8:32 PM

How about on 'Jackass' when he inserted that Tonka or Dinky Toy, then tried to convince the x-ray tech that he must have swallowed it?
Too funny!

Posted by: Snagglepuss at June 27, 2009 8:38 PM

That isn't an X-ray from the Michael Jackson autopsy, is it???

Posted by: a different bob at June 27, 2009 8:57 PM

I have to agree with Hannio, some fetish with a "Buzz".

Posted by: Joel Schroeder at June 27, 2009 9:52 PM

Years ago on SNL there was a TV ad for a product called the "Templeton Magic Mouth." Marketed to dull conversationalists, it was a small plastic device you inserted rectally; each time you passed wind, it would deliver one of ten phrases sure to impress your dates or friends.

In one scene a fatally-bored looking woman is playing with her food,looking at her watch, while her date sits there like a lump. Then, the Templeton Magic Mouth came to the rescue to deliver the line (note: the fellow's mouth was conspicuously not moving) "Did you see Charlie Rose last night?"

The woman leans forward and, looking almost overwhelmed at how incredibly interesting her date is, says, "Why YES, yes I DID!"

Another one of the Magic Mouth's ten pre-programmed lines was "Nobody knows more about politics than Bill Maher."

Posted by: EBD at June 27, 2009 10:17 PM

Could be a Liberal telepromter.

Posted by: Ken at June 27, 2009 10:42 PM

Good Heavens, what would be the reason for doing something like this, boy of girl? Oh Sweet Mystery of Life!

Posted by: Larry Bennett at June 27, 2009 11:23 PM

Reminds me of when I was an intern in Vancouver and walking into ER to see the rectal insertion of the day xray prominently posted on the xray viewer. The number of objects that people had fallen on while showering was truly astounding. It always mystified me why coke bottles unerringly managed to go straight up the anus instead of shattering and causing frequent buttock lacerations as one would expect if the set of individuals falling on randomly located coke bottles in a shower was drawn from a normal probability distribution. Also, every vibrator that the surgeons removed seemed to have dead batteries suggesting that the individuals didn't come in immediately after falling on this device in a shower.

Posted by: loki at June 27, 2009 11:30 PM

I am a physician. That is called the "Buzz Lightyear" sign.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buzz_Lightyear

I hate to say that it took over $250,000 dollars worth of taxpayer and my own money to be able to have the ability to diagnose that.

Posted by: langmann at June 27, 2009 11:32 PM

You got a friend in me, you got a friend in me!

Posted by: sledderj at June 28, 2009 1:07 AM

And did he want it removed, or just change the batteries?

Posted by: DrD at June 28, 2009 2:13 AM

Say, the hip looks broken.

Odd that when being x-rayed for a broken hip and/or dislocated hip joint, one would ALSO find an action figure stuffed up inside the girl's frontal vertical smile... What are the odds of such a coincidence???

Really, I think it's a hoax. It's, I believe, a standard broken-bone/dislocation x-ray with Buzz PhotoShopped in.

Posted by: Canadian Sentinel at June 28, 2009 9:42 AM

Actually this is advanced medical science. What we see here is a robotic miniature Doogie Howser in there doing an internal repair of the broken hip bone.

Posted by: a different bob at June 28, 2009 9:49 AM

Nope, that's a government plumbing contractor in an environment suit, specially shrinkulated for the job. (They can do that now, y'know. I read it on Daily Kos.)

Probably doing a tax audit.

Posted by: The Phantom at June 28, 2009 9:56 AM

I had a friend who was an ER doctor at San Francisco General Hospital in the 1970s. He said the hospital had a collection of items removed from rectums. The items included a hammer, bottles, light bulbs, screwdrivers, car keys, cue balls, shot glasses, a variety of fruits and vegetables, and the more predictable dildoes and vibrators.

Posted by: Mystery Meat at June 28, 2009 11:22 AM

[Insert Seinfeld corkscrew pasta reference here. No, really. Insert Seinfeld corkscrew pasta reference here.]

Posted by: andycanuck at June 28, 2009 1:08 PM
He said the hospital had a collection of items removed from rectums.
Rectums? They nearly killed 'em. Posted by: andycanuck at June 28, 2009 1:14 PM

@ Canadian Sentinal:

I agree on both parts.

It probably is a hoax because Buzz probably has some metal in him which would be bright white on Xray. Also unless he is hollow he should not have an outlined shape.

Posted by: langmann at June 28, 2009 1:52 PM

Andycanuck, I already mentioned "Fusilli Jerry" earlier... scroll up for it...

Posted by: Canadian Sentinel at June 28, 2009 3:11 PM

Ok, folks... The incident on Seinfeld, I found the clip...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbS3-Rn21SY

Ouch! Corkscrew pasta action figure! Eeeee!

Posted by: Canadian Sentinel at June 28, 2009 3:23 PM

Mystery Meat, all that stuff was removed from all those poor, abused ani because, hey, it was SAN FRANCISCO. SAN FRANCISCO. Need I say more?

Posted by: Canadian Sentinel at June 28, 2009 3:59 PM

that is a buzz lightyear figuirne what the heck is wrong with people !!! lol.

Posted by: paul at June 28, 2009 7:04 PM

Some twenty years ago, the magazine The Realist ran a brief but enlightening article describing some of the more remarkable items to have been found by doctors in patients' recta.

Needless to say, the next issue contained a letter to the editor from a bright spark who wrote, "I read your article. You can take it and shove it up your..."

Posted by: ebt at June 28, 2009 7:14 PM

Bummer.

Posted by: DaninVan at June 28, 2009 7:44 PM

Ok, I can't resist. . . To infinity and beyond!

Posted by: Jan at June 28, 2009 11:32 PM

If you'll look closely at the Buzz's hands, you'll realize that this picture is a photoshop. Another hoax waiting to be busted.

Posted by: Aaron at June 29, 2009 1:47 PM
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