Where the foxes caper unmolested, the taxpayer pays for moat cleaning and it's a case of the rats evicting the ship's captain....
GORDON Brown was tonight facing the prospect of becoming the first Premier to be dumped by email - after Hazel Blears sensationally QUIT the Cabinet today.
Labour backbenchers are being urged by email to join a cyber coup aimed at forcing the PM to step down.
The Communities secretary Ms Blears resigned at 10am just a day after her close pal Jacqui Smith walked out of her job as Home Secretary.
And the Sun revealed today that backbenchers are now actively gathering support to oust him.
Like that's going to save them.
Posted by Kate at June 4, 2009 11:22 AMFirst!
Posted by: Danko at June 4, 2009 11:34 AMAs he is ridden out of town on a rail, he will argue that the Brownian medicine was the correct prescription, but the dosage was inadequate.
Posted by: shaken at June 4, 2009 11:38 AMIt's fun to watch the rats eating themselves.
Posted by: Western Canadian at June 4, 2009 11:45 AMIf you're not close to the British political scene, you're not necessarily aware of what a massive Parliamentary meltdown this is. And it is completely non-partisan: MPs of all parties have been caught with their grubby little noses in the public trough.
However, Gordon Brown is almost certainly doomed though and his backbenchers won't save their sorry hides by attempting to oust him themselves.
We've gone from New Labour to Same Old Labour to Dead Labour.
Posted by: JJM at June 4, 2009 11:51 AMEdmund Burke might make this observation:
"Those who have been once intoxicated with power, and have derived any kind of emolument from it, even though but for one year, can never willingly abandon it."
It has been observed that the RUMP Parliament is expelling the MANURE Parliament.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6297363.ece
Manure Parliament fears that the voters will revolt.
The Thursday exodus from Westminster was usually a jolly affair: perhaps a lunch with colleagues, a drink on the Commons Terrace and then the train home for a long weekend in “the patch”.
No longer. After a week that changed politics in Britain for ever, most MPs travelled home to their electors fearful, if not downright miserable, this weekend.
Even the most blameless were arriving from an institution dubbed “the Manure Parliament”, a reference to one of the most egregious claims revealed in the exposé of Westminster’s expenses culture.
"You have sat too long for any good you have been doing lately... Depart, I say; and let us have done with you. In the name of God, go!"
Oliver Cromwell during the time of the Rump Parliament.
Cheers
Hans-Christian Georg Rupprecht, Commander in Chief
1st Saint Nicolaas Army
Army Group "True North"
I'm not so sure the "Layber Pahtee" has the stomach to oust Brown. The screwed up last year when they made him Prime Mentalist and he had the option to call an election. To use the vernacular he "bottled it" he didn't have the cojones to put himself up to an election. What you over look is that Brown has been number two for a decade to the snake oil salesman pars excellence Tony Bliar. He was desperate to become the man at the top and now he has the prize.
Brown is old Labour and has the majority of the party behind him. These are the ex marxist/communists. Hazel Blears who tried to knife him between the shoulder blades yesterday is "new Labour" they came in with Bliar in 1997 on a wave of support that was born out of frustration with the perceived Tory sleaze. Bliar made Labour palatable to the electorate by giving it a veneer of respectabilty. Kind of like a gold plated turd. Now that gold plating has worn off and you have a majority party who cannot be removed by a vote of no confidence.
There are a few "Blairites" who will try and get support to remove him but they need 70 of them to force the issue and most of them are spineless shits. The General Election can be postponed till June 2010 at the latest and when it inevitably comes Labour will be wiped out. If they replace Brown they could theoretically carry on without an election, but I don't think this would go down at all well. So given the choice between removing Brown and forcing an election now or sticking with him and hanging it out till next year I suspect they will stick with him. Either way they are toast but by sticking till next year it means another years salary for many of them before they join the dole queues. You have to remember many of these half-wits are unemployable in the real world.
The results of the EU elections won't be revealed until Sunday. If Labour finish third behind the Tories and the UK Independance Party then Brown will probably survive. If they finish fourth behind the Liberals then I really think he will be finished. Oh and if they do coume fourth I think it will sound a death knell for the socialists and I for one will be celebrating.
Posted by: LT at June 4, 2009 12:23 PMPremier?
Posted by: Mark at June 4, 2009 12:24 PMWell, at least the leftards will pull their Caesar move while the schmuck is still in town.
That's more than I can say about the creeps in the Tory party who couldn’t even put the blade into Thatcher until she left town.
I bet Blair is feeling every bit as smug at Lady Thatcher did at seeing their Brutus' fail. Not that I'd compare Blair to Thatcher, just their ends.
And election to rid the UK of the Labour leftards is long overdue. Too bad there isn't an appealing alternative...
Posted by: Jason at June 4, 2009 12:24 PMi've said here before and i'll say again what a wise old bird told me many years ago...
"it's a funny thing about socialists...they all live in the biggest houses they can afford".
Posted by: john begley at June 4, 2009 12:43 PMI wonder how far is the USA in following this 'quiet revolution'?
I would bet not very far...And this British movement could be just enough boost that's needed into cleaning their own house too.
Sweeeeeeeeet!
Canada? Nah! We just shrug our shoulders here.
Posted by: Right Honorable Terry Tory at June 4, 2009 12:44 PMThe Left in Britain screwed itself just as badly as they screwed the Kingdom. So no wonder they're now suffering as they made the Kingdom suffer.
It will happen with the Left in America, no doubt. Just wait and see. What goes around comes around and bites one on the hiney.
Posted by: Canadian Sentinel at June 4, 2009 12:53 PM""it's a funny thing about socialists...they all live in the biggest houses our tax dollars can't afford"."
Fixed it for you John.
Posted by: Mississauga Matt at June 4, 2009 1:06 PMOne commie down, one Obama to go.
Posted by: set you free at June 4, 2009 1:10 PMHere we have justice, British socialist style:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/lawandorder/5445045/French-student-murders-Dano-Sonnex-and-Nigel-Farmer-jailed-for-life.html
One-eyed Scottish idiot...!
Posted by: Edward Teach at June 4, 2009 1:37 PMThe fact that they can go another year in political limbo is incredible. The UK needs new leadership, Brown can't even point to his own mandate, he is living out Tony Blair's.
The worst solution for the UK is no solution, meaning Brown hangs on without full support.
Cameron needs to find a way to vote of confidence on the table. If you were a labour MP, who might have local pull and appeal, would you agree to support Brown? Do you take short term solace to avoid the electoral disaster that is coming.
There is a core Labour vote, including Browns own riding, that will elect anything from them.
The question ultimately is, does Cameron have the stones to do what is necessary to fix the UK sovereign finances? I wonder.
Posted by: Stephen at June 4, 2009 2:39 PMI'm reminded of Oliver Cromwell's dismissal of the Long Parliament: "You have stayed too long here for all the good you've been doing. Depart I say, and let us have done with you. In the name of God, go!"
The only change to that I'd make is to say, "...for what little good and what great damage you have done..." Given that the Labour Party reverted to it's Socialist-collectivist propensity, undoing many of the great reforms of the Thatcher Era; raised every tax one can think of; submitted Britain to an army of petty tyrant bureaucrats; lost much British sovereignty to the EU.
WAY past time to boot the scoundrels out!
Posted by: Dave in Pa at June 4, 2009 3:01 PMIt's not over for Gordon Brown until the Minister of Silly Walks says it is over.
Posted by: John at June 4, 2009 3:54 PMAn often overlooked aspect is that Britain received 52% of all the MARSHALL PLAN financing in Europe....because Britain was deemed to be the most likely to turn communist postwar.....
The more things change........
LT wrote
"if Labour come third"
They should be so lucky!
Please dear G-d lets hope this is going to be the start I hope of reclaiming our country. Every indication I have today is that everyone I've come into contact with has voted either UKIP(the vast majority) or a few that have voted BNP. Now if that isn't the clearest sign that we need out of the EU and its plethera of socialist/communist/atheistic/institutions then hopefully the general masses disgust at the mother of parliaments ineptitude and the fall of its occupants into disrepute will last as long as next year (at the latest) for the general election when we can vote the same way again.
I hold out little chance of a change from Cameron he is a career politician who has modeled himself on the snake oil salesman himself, he has no basic principles and like almost all our present politicians reacts to events and issues instead of acting from first principles.
The principled Tories left in the (UK) population are now all UKIP anyway.
Cameron is and would be another disaster for the UK. It would be best for the Conservative Party to ditch him now if they want to do anything to save this country then they need to re-align themselves with UKIP and their (UKIPs) allies within Europe. But I suspect that the Conservatives will need a rout to be pushed to that, I hope for them thats what happens with Sundays results otherwise they and we are buggered.
Anyone in the UK that wants any type of future that bears any resemblance to our glorious dignified and truly magnificent past then its a cliche but we really are down to the last mouthful of the last drink in the last chance saloon.
sasquatch....i disagree with both your assertions.
..in the fifties if memory serves german housewives had washers and dryers while british housewives were still keeping house under rationing and Britain was still paying off it's war debt...
Posted by: john begley at June 4, 2009 7:40 PMsasquatch....i disagree with both your assertions.
..in the fifties if memory serves german housewives had washers and dryers while british housewives were still keeping house under rationing and Britain was still paying off it's war debt...
....and of course the post-war communist party in Britain certainly did exist but it was a spent force and still very much in disarray after the molotov/ribbentrop business...
anyway...poor old silly misguided ideologically hidebound Brown....
helped blair create the shitehole britain is today...prolly never noticed how fecked it all had become...but still of course lusted after power...but power to do what one asks oneself...
i think these pols just assume they can keep throwing the lolly off the back of a truck because they are financially bolstered by the E.U........even if they make a total cock up of it they can always get a leg up from Brussels...
i know that's what the Irish felt....but as they now know as adam smith said there is 'plenty of ruin in a country' and therefore myriad ways of being ruined...
Posted by: john begley at June 4, 2009 7:53 PMWould that somewhere in the US we had a newspaper like the Telegraph that even though they are moderate/liberal politically prints the truth about the activities of the government.
Posted by: glenn at June 4, 2009 9:15 PMI'd just like to say: YAY!!!
Posted by: The Phantom at June 4, 2009 10:21 PMI can't understand why you're all so skeptical about a policy of changing leaders on a sinking ship. Look at how well it worked for the Libs when they changed from Trudeau to Turner, or for the Tories when they changed from Mulroney to Campbell, or the Ontario Tories when they changed from Harris to Eaves, or the Liberals again when they changed from Cretin (sic) to Dion...
er.. ah.. never mind.
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