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April 29, 2009

Life Gets Lonely In That Closet At The Star

Antonia "Notice Me" Zerbisias.

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Update: from the comments - "Would it be OK if we just ignored her?"

Ignoring Zerb is like ignoring Helen Thomas. Someday she'll be dead and you'll regret having missed out.

Posted by Kate at April 29, 2009 12:31 PM
Comments

Kate, that's nasssty, yet totally mean. ~:D Thanks for taking time out to do it.

Posted by: The Phantom at April 29, 2009 12:56 PM

Not really. I just recycled an old one. Zerb doesn't rise to the level of her own animated gif.

Posted by: Kate at April 29, 2009 1:01 PM

Would it be OK if we just ignored her?

Posted by: set you free at April 29, 2009 1:04 PM

Ignoring Zerb is like ignoring Helen Thomas. Someday she'll be dead and you'll regret having missed out.

Posted by: Kate at April 29, 2009 1:06 PM

Another fine example of the tolerance the left is famous for.

Posted by: ex-VanIslander at April 29, 2009 1:07 PM

I thought the Liberal hate the US went away after the O-bots won the election.

But I guess it's been a while since the air was changed in this gal's head

Posted by: robins111 at April 29, 2009 1:07 PM

The female Garth Turner?

Posted by: Mississauga Matt at April 29, 2009 1:08 PM

Heh, Zerb. Kady O'Malley, with gravitas (shurely gravity! - ed)

Posted by: LD at April 29, 2009 1:11 PM
"Toronto Star Columnist, blogger, girl reporter, professional feminista."

Correction: immature girl, femiNAZI.

There, that's better

Posted by: Doug at April 29, 2009 1:11 PM

And thank you for not linking directly to that steaming pile of dog vomit.

Posted by: Doug at April 29, 2009 1:17 PM

It must really piss A.Z. off. Malkin is hot and A.Z. is a wrinkled up old pig.

Posted by: Kju at April 29, 2009 1:21 PM

The left: now comprised of 'human shrapnel machines' and those who wish to take it to the next level. Sick. Sick. Sick.

Posted by: Sounder at April 29, 2009 1:24 PM

How does she get so "many" men to sleep with her, "many" being a direct quote from the Zerb herself? There's no way she'd be bagging that much bohunk if she were that feminist in real life, it has to be an act.

Posted by: LD at April 29, 2009 1:26 PM

Calling Zerb a wrinkled up old pig is a total insult to wrinkled old pigs.

Maybe calling her pond scum would be better but that brings up the problem of insulting pond scum.

I'll settle on the worst insult of all . . . she works for the Star.

'nuff said.

Posted by: Fred at April 29, 2009 1:26 PM

Calling Zerb a wrinkled up old pig is a total insult to wrinkled old pigs.

And pigs already have enough problems to deal with these days.

Posted by: glasnost at April 29, 2009 1:34 PM

I've urged Ezra Levant to comment on this because in point of fact she may very well have crossed the legal line.

On this blog posting of hers I left the following comment:

So let's see now, Ms. Zerbisias, you've publicly urged someone to shoot a bullet at Michelle Malkin. Now you're publishing the comment from "JohnnyRussia", which gives tacit approval of the same. Hmmmm.

It'll be interesting to see if someone decides to haul you in front of the Ontario Human Rights Commission. But in fact, because you have encouraged harm to come to an individual, you could be successfully prosecuted in an actual court of law.

What a brilliant example of tolerance and compassion you are!

Posted by: Robert W. at April 29, 2009 1:36 PM

I never heard of her (Kinsella too for that matter) until the internet came along - thanks for nothing, AlBore.

Posted by: Kathryn at April 29, 2009 1:39 PM

Zerb is enduring a life long misery in that she cannot adequately shave her back and this frustration shows up in everything she does and says.

Posted by: Momar at April 29, 2009 1:44 PM

Wow, I thought Cisco Fatty committed a CLM (career limiting move)...

Anywho....so The Lying Jackal will be calling the RCMP in 3-2-1....

Posted by: RFC at April 29, 2009 1:51 PM

When you compare the 'Zerb' to the many talented female writers, editorialist and commentators in Toronto she comes up severely wanting and makes me wonder why she is employed. The 'Zerb' offers up nothing but sadness, bitterness and anger - she is utterly unreadable. Peggy Wente, Rosie DiManno, Christina Blizzard, Christie Blatchford ... these individuals know how to write, know how to tell stories and get the news out. Even though I may disagree with them, I appreciate and respect their opinions and thoroughly enjoy reading them.

Posted by: Jim O'Brien at April 29, 2009 1:57 PM

yuk just saw her picture , looks like she got her face caught between the wheel well and the tire whilst chasing a car.

Posted by: cal2 at April 29, 2009 2:01 PM

ya, she's butt ugly all right.

Posted by: Fred at April 29, 2009 2:05 PM

And all her gay friends (fashion types and photographers etc.) give her a makeover and an airbrushing for her twitter photo, and she still looks like a bowser. So sad, zerb, so sad.

BTW, Marx started off writing entertainment and review pieces for a socialist newspaper, didn't he? So I wouldn't mock zerb's career course if I were you.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 29, 2009 2:06 PM

"Another fine example of the tolerance the left is famous for."

Yep, you nailed it, ex-VI. Incredibly, though, in their alternative universe, they are the compassionate ones, and the conservatives are the haters. I guess they slept through the Bush years, comfy & warm inside their suspended animation pods.

Knowing the bottom feeders who run the redstar, however, don't expect public censuring of this loathsome creature anytime soon. She probably captures the sentiment of their editorial staff quite accurately.

Can you imagine the outrage if a conservative journalist expressed similar sentiments about obama? The right would recoil in horror & disgust, and that would be the correct reaction. The left might suddenly find themselves cheerleeding the other side of the waterboarding debate... or worse.

mhb23re
at gmail d0t calm

Posted by: mhb at April 29, 2009 2:10 PM

I saw Helen Thomas on TV the other day. Are you telling me she's actually alive?
Zerb and Mallick should split on a Curves franchise.

Posted by: doowleb at April 29, 2009 2:11 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R32Ln7YZ6ig&feature=PlayList&p=A3F74C7283D3F84C&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=40

Posted by: Eskimo at April 29, 2009 2:15 PM

Why would anyone want to kill Michelle Malkin? And really, it's one thing to have a random violent thought in one's head, it's quite another to splash it around the cyber-world because everyone is ignoring your ugly, irrelevant @$$.
It's sad, really, but what do you expect from a nobody who writes for the Toronto Star?
The Vatican kills people....suuuuurrrrre.... and I'm ninety percent fudge!

Posted by: Osumashi Kinyobe at April 29, 2009 2:16 PM

No doubt that she broke the law. She publicly called for another person to be murdered. That's a criminal offence, and she should face criminal charges.

As I recently said on Michelle Malkin, how come those lefties are always so puke-ugly? Look at Michelle. There's a beautiful and intelligent woman, but Antonia -- ugly as sin.

Posted by: Werner at April 29, 2009 2:19 PM

Why kill ?? Because MM speaks the truth - and that hurts the Zerbs of the world.

Posted by: ron in kelowna at April 29, 2009 2:20 PM
and I'm ninety percent fudge!

Careful, Osumashi, zerb might come looking for you if that's true.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 29, 2009 2:23 PM

andycanuck:

Please note: Zerb's Twitter profile photo is actually an old movie still of actress Verna Lisi.

My theory is that some guy told Zerb she looked like the actress 30 years ago and she's still clinging to that for dear life.

(Meow)

Posted by: Kathy Shaidle at April 29, 2009 2:31 PM

Time to phone the Canadian Firearms Center and register a public safety concern about her fantasies about shooting someone.

Posted by: grok at April 29, 2009 2:36 PM

Now she's just clinging to the eclaires....

Posted by: Eskimo at April 29, 2009 2:38 PM

I meant the waist-up (waste-up?) body shot of her from the Newsbusters screencap of the full twitter page, Kathy, not the small "byline"-type photo you're referencing.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 29, 2009 2:51 PM

..ya, she's butt ugly all right.

She not that bad at all; kind of a cross between Belinda Stronach and ... OK forget it.

Posted by: glasnost at April 29, 2009 2:54 PM

Ah yes, what a lovely example of tolerance - if you don't agree with my opinions, you should be shot!
Ignore her by all means. She's obviously desperate for attention, and she's fugured out that the way to get this attention is by saying the most outrageous things possible. Just like that obnoxious kid we all knew in high school, who said and did the most inane, juvenile things just to be noticed. Only at the Toronto Star (and the CBC) would she even get a job.

Posted by: Barbara at April 29, 2009 2:58 PM

If Bill White can be extradited for making threats I don't see why Zerb shouldn't be too. Her threats were more specific.

If you don't know who Bill White is or why he may be extradited to Canada, you are NOT a free speecher.

Posted by: LD at April 29, 2009 3:06 PM

"TORONTO (JTA) -- The testimony of two Canadians helped indict a neo-Nazi leader in the United States.

Bill White, a Virginia white supremacist and self-styled "commander" of the American National Socialist Workers Party, was charged Dec. 11 with seven counts relating to threats against five people.

White, 31, was indicted after secret testimony from a Canadian human rights lawyer, Richard Warman -- the alleged target of one threat -- and also from Canadian Jewish Congress chief executive officer Bernie Farber. They testified in September before a U.S. grand jury in Virginia.

Writing on his Internet site, overthrow.com, White allegedly said "RW," which the National Post newspaper confirmed as referring to Warman in the indictment, "is an enemy, not just of the white race, but of all humanity, and he must be killed. Find him at home and let him know you agree." The site published Warman's home address."

Source: JTA

Goose, meet gander.

Posted by: LD at April 29, 2009 3:10 PM

So, Zerbasaurus' friend and her husband were out for dinner. They got way-laid at a red light by a gun toting gang banger who denmanded all their valuables. After they handed over their wallets and various baubles, the robber hopped in their car and drove off. Zerb's friend promptly reached into her panties and started taking out some diamond rings, a rolex watch, and a roll of $100 dollar bills. Her husband asked her what was going on. Zerb's friend winked and told him that she saw the robber coming and had time to stuff some of her more valuable items up her vagina. Geezus, her husband exclaimed, it's too bad Antonia wasn't here, we could have saved the car too.

Posted by: INP at April 29, 2009 3:12 PM

> How does she get so "many" men to sleep with her, "many" being a direct quote from the Zerb herself?

Man, she would have to give me SO MANY BEERS, just to even think about it. And I'm ugly and desperate!

Posted by: Mambo Bananapatch at April 29, 2009 3:39 PM

LD, I don't know who Bill White is or why he may be extradited to Canada, and I am in fact a free speecher. So your theory is flawed.

I'll look him up, though.

Posted by: Mambo Bananapatch at April 29, 2009 3:42 PM

"Calling Zerb a wrinkled up old pig is a total insult to wrinkled old pigs.

And pigs already have enough problems to deal with these days."

Too priceless. Heather Mallick, Antonia Z, what's the diff?? Same type of hag.

Posted by: Soccermom at April 29, 2009 3:45 PM

Sorry all the marksmen are on our side.

Kathy , "Verna Lisi" !?
Then she's as deaf as she is ugly; the old boyfriend said "Vern from the leasing commercial, ...Know what I mean"

Posted by: richfisher at April 29, 2009 3:57 PM

Mambo, to quote Janeane Garofalo in Mystery Men, the ONLY good movie she has ever done:

"Sorry Zerb, there's not enough beer in the world."

Posted by: The Phantom at April 29, 2009 4:11 PM

Perhaps photo shop some girl on girl action with Zerb and Mallick - label it "sample of available virgins" - upload it to a couple of jihadi sites and voila - world terrorism problem solved!

Posted by: felis corpulentis at April 29, 2009 4:13 PM

*
isn't this the same sad freak who has previously publicly praised good ol' canadian cesspool...
why would anybody be surprised by this latest nonsense?

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Posted by: neo at April 29, 2009 4:22 PM

I saw Helen Thomas on TV the other day. Are you telling me she's actually alive?

Last I heard she was running an internet porn-cam with Abe Vigoda .


Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 29, 2009 4:31 PM

Did I mention Zerb shaves her back?

I think she of a lower and more hairy class of Humanoid or perhaps swine.

But she shaves her back mainly because it is she who is avoiding being shot. When one so resembles a razor back wild pig, one must shave one's back to avoid the razor back pig hunter. Even though he may be only man in pursuit of such a homely and internally ugly pig such as this Zer bitch ous.

Although, if you observe the beak, there is a hint of aardvark in there as well.

On the other hand, Michell Malkin is a gorgeous, hot, smart babe. And so are most of the notable women on the right. Just watch FOX news, it looks like the Miss America Pageant only with brains.

Posted by: Momar at April 29, 2009 4:57 PM

Heh, is this not ironic, let her suffer the effects of all that ill will she's heaped on us Canadians and others on a regular basis, under the guise that's she an enlightened jourono. The reality is, she's just another MSM bigot.

Wonder if she feels like there's a tight legal rope around her suddenly? I hope so.

Posted by: ldd at April 29, 2009 5:03 PM

What would Jesus say?

Posted by: Blessed Virgin Mary at April 29, 2009 5:23 PM

Please don't censor any of these people, "Cut the grass so the snake will show". One of our assets is most conservatives don’t think this way, so we don’t say stupid s*it like that. These news papers, websites and such are helping us(because we can’t help ourselves) by exposing the true beliefs of the left. They “rack discipline” or “lack discipline”, and that is their greatest weakness. The smart bigots hide in the shadows and keep their mouths shut publically.

We conservatives are the problem for the most part IMO. It's us who have allowed the left to define us as bigots, despite the evidence to the contrary. It's us who are pop-culture illiterates and media illiterates. It is us who didn't stand-up and say F**k you B**ches to all of the cry babies that claim they've had they're feeling hurt. It's us who stopped saying "retard" when a bunch of retards told us to. Most importantly, it's us who shout "it's not fair" when the media spins the story to please their masters. Who are we the masters of? We are the masters of apathy, and the f*ck'n croc is hungry.

Posted by: Indiana Homez at April 29, 2009 5:24 PM

The Zerb..Zerb ..Zerb ....Zerb is the word.


Syncro

Posted by: syncrodox at April 29, 2009 5:26 PM

Jesus would say you are a blasphemer for impersonating his mother, take out a switch and tan your sorry hide.

Posted by: Doug at April 29, 2009 5:35 PM

I'm just a lonely girl,
tattooed and glued
And all I wanted
was someone to boo ...
somebody somebody,
please
help find me
some foreign assassin-ie
to do my bid-ding!


z.

Posted by: zerb at April 29, 2009 6:40 PM

Aw jeez Bill D Cat. It's going to take days to get that image out of my head!

My legal counsel will need contact info in order to sue for damages and mental anguish, please provide.

On a more serious note, AZ is not particularly that ugly, per se. She is somewhat overweight, a little past pleasantly plump imo, but not really grotesquely so. Certainly not my ideal in feminine pulchritude, but attacking her looks, as fun as it may be, is detracting from the real issue here. She called for the murder of another human being because she disagreed with the others' politics!

Posted by: Enkidu at April 29, 2009 7:25 PM

Ok now I've seen everything. The Virgin Mary making secret police like threats.

Hey, how's Adolf these days?

Posted by: Doug at April 29, 2009 7:35 PM

One of the down sides of the internet has been making harder for well adjusted folks to escape the public onanism of these soulless attention whores.

Posted by: WL Mackenzie Redux at April 29, 2009 8:07 PM

'Time to phone the Canadian Firearms Center and register a public safety concern about her fantasies about shooting someone'. grok - this should be done immediately. This is obviously a dangerous female with thoughts of premeditated murder - done by a third person. Everyone should be alarmed at the tone of her rant.

Robert W - you said better, exactly what I was thinking.

Posted by: Jema54 at April 29, 2009 8:07 PM

Tony Tony bo boney
Bonana banna fo phoney
Fee fy ho homie

Posted by: Bernie at April 29, 2009 9:04 PM

Where's Lenin, Lennon, Stalin, Khrushchev and Kaganovitch?

Posted by: jwkozak91 at April 29, 2009 10:15 PM

And you're playing strip poker with Lenin and Pol Pot?

Posted by: Doug at April 29, 2009 10:31 PM

Fred ... If you put lipstick on a pig , is it still a pig?

Posted by: Avaia at April 29, 2009 10:40 PM

Fred ... If you put lipstick on a pig , is it still a pig?

Posted by: Avaia at April 29, 2009 10:40 PM

Just how "out there" is she? Sexually I mean.

Inquiring one-track & small-minds would like to know. She is prtrayed as a VERY experienced woman.

And of course like all humans, if we seek ever higher stronger,(more twisted) experiences, she probably has a book in her...among other things....

Posted by: eastern paul at April 30, 2009 1:04 AM

I honestly don't think Zerbidiot really wants someone shot, Malkin or otherwise. But the hypocrisy coming from the left, as always, is shameless and repulsive.

Ever notice how the pro-gun-control types are the same people that support murderous "national liberation movements" and other socialist scum?

People should hang on to their guns, you might need them if the government gets out of hand, like taking 50% of your income in taxes or something.

Posted by: nv53 at April 30, 2009 1:39 AM

This is entitlement run amok: Annie-Get-Your-Gun-kind.

So, who's going to call the cops?

Posted by: batb at April 30, 2009 7:42 AM

It's her thyroid.....

Posted by: Eskimo at April 30, 2009 11:02 AM

Liberals are ruled by emotions.
That's why idiots like AZ are for gun control,they know if they had a gun they would shoot someone in a fit of anger.
Sadly they think everyone else is ruled by emotions as well.

Posted by: Stan at April 30, 2009 11:55 AM

Is she actually married? The thought of nah I won't go there.

Posted by: scatmaster at April 30, 2009 3:38 PM
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