lol

good grief...

I think Fat Al's dad was circumcised, and they forgot to throw something out:-))))

Well - it's my soap and my dink and I'll wash it as fast as I please.

We could make wallets out of forskins.
If you need to travel, you'd just stroke your wallet and presto! you've got an overnight bag.
Less leather consumption - PETAs happy
Less manufacturing - Enviro/leftists are pleased.
Lizzy May's happy and busy. Show her to the overnight bag, Presto! a wallet again.

Thanks for the best laugh of the day!
:)

But I like playing with flipper in the tub. Cuts down in plastic consumtion for rubber duckies.

There is empirical evidence that men who are circumcised have a lower rate of AIDS infection. How's that for politically incorrect science. The doc is going to get slammed.

They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning, No-one you see, is smarter than he, And we know Flipper, lives in a world full of wonder, ...

Al's most infamous moment, in my opinion, is when he hauled Dee Snider(Twisted Sister) in front of Congress (and his wife).

Q. How do you circumcise a whale ?

A. With four skin divers.

apparently some of those sons of ishmeal cab drivers dont wash much else either.

Thanks very much Kate! I'm 48 y/o and have just recently recovered from the 'minor' surgery my parents sought fit to inflict on me in my early days.

Now, because of your flippant post, the flashbacks are sure to return. I'm surely destined for another 48 years of ghoulish memories of knives around my 'parts', people with white masks on their faces, and sleepless nights.

I'm consoled only by the fact that I've used much less water than I would have otherwise. On reflection, I suppose it's a fair sacrifice to help save the planet.

Goreacle's Minimum "activity".
Remarkable!
...-

"A LITTLE SOLAR ACTIVITY (no sunspots though...)

The sun is in the pits of the deepest solar minimum in almost 100 years. At such a calm time, even a little solar activity is remarkable."
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2208432/posts

ferntsalbert: "There is empirical evidence that men who are circumcised have a lower rate of AIDS infection."

There's also empirical evidence that women with the lowest rates of cervical cancer are nuns and Jewish women.

It appears maz2 does quite a bit of fiddling with it in the shower as well. How do I know? The winky wacky bird told me.

How long before Al Gore has a computer model which shows how much more quickly the earth will roast as a function of the number of attached foreskins?

Will he start selling foreskin credits?

Here is the End of The Goreacle's Plick.
Give it a shake, stirred.
"How do you like it so far?"
...-

"Climate change: Less CO2, less jobs. It's that simple.

If you want to know what an economy that pumps out less carbon dioxide is like, look at Ontario, Quebec and Alberta. Factories closed, growing numbers of jobless, people driving less because they have nowhere to go, government deficits.

As it happens, it’s the U.S. debt crisis that’s done it to us. When the air comes out of the tires of your biggest trading partner, look out.

However, it’s also what a well-meaning climate-change lobby felt was pain worth risking for the sake of the planet, when it recommended a regimen of emission caps and/or carbon taxes to reduce C02 emissions in Canada.

How do you like it so far?"

http://communities.canada.com/calgaryherald/blogs/hannaford/archive/2009/03/16/climate-change-less-co2-less-jobs-it-s-that-simple.aspx

dear batb: Now are you suggesting nuns don't have sex therfore they are less likely to get cancer? I understand that the nuns have a higher incidence of breast cancer - they just can't win on the sex thing!

Geez, I was circumcised as a baby......painful, I couldn't walk for a year!

So .. does that mean that Jews are environmentalists?

So ... is this why so many young leftists don't bath much?

This is a call for male genital mutilation.

I believe circumcison was brought about in the 50's. Doctors said it was more about keeping up with the modern areodynamic look. I think that's where Robin Williams came up with the line about " heat seeking moisture missles ".

and yeah, Gore's going to have to come up with some some foreskin credit plan.

weird eh? back in the day a guy would'nt even realize he was circumcised until one day the foreign exchange student stands at the next urinal and you go 'holly shit man, what happened to you !?" or at least that's what WK told me...

"There is empirical evidence that men who are circumcised have a lower rate of AIDS infection."

Not really. While a 2006 study found a drastic reduction in transmission rates amongst circumcised men, a study in 2007 found an inverse relationship, and a 2008 study found no significant difference. The data is still questionable at best.

Even if it were true, though, it would be irrelevant. AIDS in North America isn't a significant problem. Complications and infections stemming from circumcision are much more common than AIDS infection. The proposed "solution" is, in this case, more likely to harm than to help.

The only way we could justify systematic circumcisions as an anti-AIDS measure is if the data clearly showed a positive effect, and AIDS infections reached endemic proportions. As it stands, wearing condoms and staying away from prostitutes works much better.

ROLF! Nemo2, you owe me a keyboard (or come up with a good way to clean coffee out of same).

A recently retired surgeon takes out his wallet to pay for drinks while golfing with his friends.
One of them notices that his wallet is new and asks admiringly "if he just got it"

"Yes actually it's kind of a retirement gift to myself.
You see I've done thousands of circumcisions over the years and saved the clipping to be made into this fine wallet"

One of the doctors friends mentions that after thousands of operations you'd think there would be more material than for just one wallet.

The doctor says, "Oh sure, It looks like just an ordinary wallet now, but if you rub it a bit it turns into a full set of luggage."

Quote from South Park Season 2 ep.4 :"Ike's Wee Wee"

Stan: Wow dude, I guess having a Bris isn't all that bad.

Kyle: Yeh, you know, I've learned something today. Family isn't about whose blood you have, it's about who you care about.

Stan: Yeh.

Kyle: And that's why I feel like you guys are more than just friends. You're my family.

Kyle begins walking away.

Kyle: Except for Cartman.

Stan: Naturally.

Cartman: Well, screw you guys, I don't want to be in your penis chopping family anyway.

fernstalbert: re nuns and breast cancer! (no joking matter, I'm sure ...):

Women who haven't had children, and especially women who haven't breastfed children, are, in fact, at greater risk of breast cancer. That's a fact.

dear batb: So now I should fear for my life because I didn't breastfeed my boys - not only a bad mother but a potential cancer victim. The whole point of the post was to comment on the doc being out of sync with convential wisdom on the benefits of circumcision. A famous man once said "you are entitled to your opinion but you are not entitled to your own set of facts". Studies, drug trials etc. can all be manipulated to fit a conclusion around the facts. I choose to review the data and say that the nuns have a problem - to have sex or not.

dear batb: So now I should fear for my life because I didn't breastfeed my boys - not only a bad mother but a potential cancer victim. The whole point of the post was to comment on the doc being out of sync with convential wisdom on the benefits of circumcision. A famous man once said "you are entitled to your opinion but you are not entitled to your own set of facts". Studies, drug trials etc. can all be manipulated to fit a conclusion around the facts. I choose to review the data and say that the nuns have a problem - to have sex or not.

If I where to be circumsized, where would I hide my chewing gum

Great one liner Kate! Thanks for the laugh.

John 7:12, That puts in mind the old one about, why aren't cowboys circumcised? Because they need a place to put their chewing tobacco while brushing their teeth.

was god circumscibed?

jumbo , in conventional Christian belief , that would be yes.

Luke 2:21 (King James Version)

21And when eight days were accomplished for the circumcising of the child, his name was called JESUS, which was so named of the angel before he was conceived in the womb.

Forewarned is foreskinned!

my Dad insisted we circumcise our son at birth because at age 16, in wartime England, he contracted a very painful infection. Needless to say we followed his adivice.

So being a climate change denier has its drawbacks?

Dumb doc didn't take into account that with present economic crisis and less money going around, many men are marginalized and must look for cheaper entertainment in the shower.
Due to this crisis homo sapiens will use more water than ever while showering.

What a coincidence, I'm in Foreskin John (Fort St. John, BC) for the night!

How about training women to use a urinal?