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February 26, 2009

You'll Never Think Of Your Chainsaw In The Same Way Ever Again

h/t to a hillbilly from Oxbow

Posted by Kate at February 26, 2009 5:01 PM
Comments

talk about using a chainsaw to cut the cheese . . .

Posted by: Fred at February 26, 2009 5:15 PM

I'm sure his wife is impressed.

Posted by: Phil at February 26, 2009 5:34 PM

I shudder to think of how he found out he could do that.

Posted by: Doogie at February 26, 2009 5:35 PM

OMG, hilarious!

Posted by: the bear at February 26, 2009 5:58 PM

Oh man, I gotta try that!

Posted by: Brian M. at February 26, 2009 5:59 PM

That is just so wrong...

Posted by: The Phantom at February 26, 2009 6:02 PM

Gee, I hope his boss appreciates the novel use of the shop's equipment. And that he did nothing to mask his identity on the tape.

Posted by: MikeM at February 26, 2009 6:14 PM

I'm just surprised he didn't sniff the end of it or his fingers.

Posted by: The Glengarrian at February 26, 2009 6:38 PM

We could men like that in the BC woods,It could at least give the audio illusion of Industry.

Posted by: nick at February 26, 2009 6:56 PM

We could men like that in the BC woods,It could at least give the audio illusion of Industry.

Posted by: nick at February 26, 2009 6:56 PM

We could use men like that in the BC woods,It could at least give the audio illusion of Industry.

Posted by: nick at February 26, 2009 6:57 PM

Greetings:

Boy, would I like to do a "remake" of that with President Obama as the star.

Posted by: 11B40 at February 26, 2009 7:18 PM

My wife walked by when I was laughing at this and made the typical female comment, "You men are so stupid!.

Posted by: Dave at February 26, 2009 7:40 PM

Ok....now how many carbon off sets did he buy!!!!!

Posted by: GL1800 at February 26, 2009 8:16 PM

Didn't see any blue smoke, but his oil might need changin'

mhb23re

Posted by: mhb at February 26, 2009 8:30 PM

My first thought was "how did he learn that using an airgun in that manner would produce that sound? What was the impetus for the initial application of the airgun to his butt?"

Posted by: Lori at February 26, 2009 8:39 PM

Kate is sooooo mean, posting a video like that without an explanation to go with it so our lefty audience can understand it:-)))))

Posted by: GYM at February 26, 2009 8:42 PM

Stoppit! Stoppit!! My gut aches from laughing....

This has to be THE redneck symphony orchestra of the decade

Posted by: WL Mackenzie Redux at February 26, 2009 8:54 PM

he was really enjoying himself and in the end that's all that really matters...gotta wonder how the hell he came about this unusual, um, weird thing.

Posted by: kelly at February 26, 2009 9:20 PM

100 psi air near his rectum.

Someone is gonn try this.... and die.
What a moron.

Posted by: eastern paul at February 26, 2009 10:06 PM

So THAT'S how leftards refuel their airheads!!!

Posted by: Justthinkin at February 26, 2009 10:33 PM

This "a * * h o l e from hell" most undoubtedly looks and sounds like he'd be the one to claim having fathered that famous fecal grunge group know as warrin' dimfella's "Shit From Hell."

tj

t.e.& o.e.

Posted by: TangoJuliette at February 26, 2009 10:49 PM

aaah it's a fake, some redneck in the background has a tool or somethin...like a drill or somethin'

Posted by: kelly at February 26, 2009 10:50 PM

Bowels and bladders make poor balloons and are usually lethal. Don't try this at home or work or anywhere.

Posted by: BL@KBIRD at February 26, 2009 11:47 PM

"blackbird singing in the dead of night
take these sunken eyes and learn to see...

...you were only waiting for this moment to be free"

from thinking he used anything other than his buttcheeks to create the necesary 'efflatus'...


how could anyone be so dense as to think this man blew enuff air up his basic fundament to create that chain saw sound...

please to go soak yer head you dim...


Posted by: john begley at February 26, 2009 11:58 PM

Is that a 50:1 mix?

Posted by: Rednik at February 27, 2009 1:05 AM

Ahhh, nothin' like the smell of 2-cycle oil in the winter air...

Posted by: DaninVan at February 27, 2009 1:13 AM

'Poo-lan'...;)

Posted by: DaninVan at February 27, 2009 1:14 AM

That's TALENT, does he know Lady Of Spain?

Posted by: richfisher at February 27, 2009 3:14 AM

Hmm... I'm going to start emailing you fart-video suggestions now, Kate... :b

Posted by: The Canadian Sentinel at February 27, 2009 5:23 AM

Thanks for the good giggle to start my Friday. I'm good for the week-end now.

Posted by: a different bob at February 27, 2009 7:51 AM


That's what maz2 does in his spare time.

Posted by: not stirred enough said at February 27, 2009 8:30 AM

Husqfartna?

Posted by: woodsman at February 27, 2009 8:54 AM

"100 psi air near his rectum."


Rectum? Damn near killed him! ;)

Posted by: chris at February 27, 2009 11:15 AM

Sorry, but that video stinks....

Posted by: Scadsobees at February 27, 2009 11:18 AM

John Begley

Not sure of your need to insult me. I did not say that he filled his bowels with air. The RISK of a jet of compressed air entering a body orifice is there and it is deadly. He is risking it. But you go try it. I'm sure your different.

Posted by: BL@KBIRD at February 27, 2009 11:27 AM

"not sure of your need to insult me"...


i'm sure tho....and that's all that matters.....cruel to be kind blackbird...i use whatever method comes to mind in bringing poor benighted pilgrims like you to the noumen of existence...whether it be in the small things like farts...or the big ticket items like politics...

you'll thank me one day.

Posted by: john begley at February 27, 2009 11:39 AM

I seriously doubt"The RISK of a jet of compressed air entering a body orifice is there "

JA. Only if his coworkers ram it up his orifice.

Guys. He's clenching his buttock cheeks and with the air causing th skin to er, flutter. Duh.

And you seriously have to wonder how unpleasnt that is after any length of time. Could get bruising that'd be hard to explain.

Fart humour. The first and still the best!

Posted by: Fred2 at February 27, 2009 4:48 PM

I bet they love him at work. Every shop needs some light humor. It would be interesting to know his nick name.

Posted by: Revnant Dream at February 27, 2009 6:38 PM

This guy did'nt discover this on his own. One of his buddy's probably walked up behind him and stuck the air chuck in his butt crack. It made a farting sound and "TaDa" a new shop sport is created.

Posted by: Tewchip at February 27, 2009 11:20 PM

Great! Cracked me right up.

Posted by: JMD at March 1, 2009 11:49 AM

A co-worker revealed the technique - he sticks the air hose between his legs and his nick is "Moose".

Posted by: Simeon at March 2, 2009 9:59 AM
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