I started things off with Catgastrogaffe, and our trusty commentors have picked up the torch in the comments...
Cat-aquiddick
CatManDone
Give it your best shot. In the immortal words of "the Phantom" ...
K-man has done nothing wrong. Zero. He printed words on the internet. A lame-o joke. That's nothing.
And because he's done exactly nothing, he should get NAILED TO THE WALL in exactly the same fashion as others have been nailed to the wall by him and his buddies in the anti-hate industry.
Precisely!
Seems K's been cat-apulted to infamy
Posted by: Agent Smith at January 31, 2009 8:25 PMA perfect case of Catatonic Schizophrenia.
From Mayoclinic.com: Catatonic schizophrenia is one of several types of schizophrenia, a chronic mental illness in which reality is interpreted abnormally (psychosis).
Posted by: Rick in BC at January 31, 2009 8:29 PMKittygate
Posted by: oatmealeatincanuck at January 31, 2009 8:37 PMKinsella is living proof, there is more than one way to skin a cat. Adios Kinsella, have fun in liberal limbo.
Posted by: Honey Pot at January 31, 2009 8:45 PMKittyLitterGate
Posted by: Fritz at January 31, 2009 8:45 PMCat scratch fever In Liberal land.
Warren defanged & spaded.
Kinsella declawed.
Those old Chinese blues.
Catfasia by the Ridinue
Cats: The Kinsella story, now a play.
CaT Women files Hrc calim on Cat boy Warren.
Big K gets crossed in cats cradle.
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=2tRnZKzAYGI&feature=related
Posted by: Revnant Dream at January 31, 2009 8:52 PMSorry but, gotta be 'Pussygate'.
Posted by: abcd at January 31, 2009 8:52 PMCatasstrophic
Posted by: Speedy at January 31, 2009 8:53 PMIn keeping with the feline theme can I quote...?
‘Crazy Lee; Well, how'd you like to kiss my sister's black cat's ass?’ ...just a line from the Pekinpah’s ‘Wild Bunch’ a great western.
(Crazy Lee then dies about 10 seconds later, but in my mind’s eye I picture Crazy Lee addressing this line to Kinsella)
Hairball From Hell
Posted by: Bernie at January 31, 2009 9:04 PMhttp://www.chinanews.com.cn/hr/mzhrxw/news/2009/01-31/1543548.shtml
Mao Stlong has the story.
Story has gone international; it's all Greek except for:
"(Warren Kinsella)" and "YouTube".
Contrary to 'Phantom's assertion of WK's innocence, I'd respectfully suggest NOT!
WK libeled the restaurant, potentially harming their reputation and income... "joke" or not.
Many years ago I worked for a large multi-national. It was made very clear to all employees that making negative comments about our competitors to our customers was a FIRING OFFENCE. They clearly understood that it said more about us than about our competitors.
Has somebody already suggested that WK is a cat-astrophe looking for an occasion?
Posted by: DaninVan at January 31, 2009 9:09 PMFor the bilingual, I guess Kinsella is in trouble because of his "chat line"
Posted by: Erik Larsen at January 31, 2009 9:09 PMMy vote goes to Kathy's "Cataquiddick". Purrrrfect!
Remember the old children's song, "The Cat Came Back"?
"But the catscam came back the very next day,
The catscam came back, Warren thought it was a goner
But the catscam came back; it just couldn't stay away.
Away, away, yea, yea, yea"
How about the children's book, "The Cat in the Vat" by Dr. Kinsella?
Posted by: Soccermom at January 31, 2009 9:24 PMThat China News item is a beauty, Maz. Google translate pulls out nice snippets like "expel from Liberal party".
Posted by: Kevin Jaeger at January 31, 2009 9:27 PMThe sweet and sour scandal
Posted by: cantuc at January 31, 2009 9:32 PM(\__/)
(='.'=) sella
The cats ass!
Posted by: Sounder at January 31, 2009 9:35 PMAnd in Catsmeat Kinsella's honour we really should play the classic "Cat in the Kettle at the Peking Moon".
http://www.guzer.com/animations/chowmein.php
It's his official theme song now.
Posted by: Kevin Jaeger at January 31, 2009 9:39 PMWoks up with Katsella
Posted by: Joe at January 31, 2009 9:42 PMCat on a Caught Spin Goof.
Posted by: Bernie at January 31, 2009 9:44 PMThe Cat's in the Griddle with the Silver Spoon...
Posted by: chutzpahticular at January 31, 2009 9:44 PMtread carefully folks! machiavelli outlined a deadly political maneuver, based on chinese food, in "the prince"
Posted by: rzr at January 31, 2009 9:45 PMThere's been more than enough "gates" and "scams" in the last twenty years. IMO, "Cataquiddick" is the hands-down winner.
And WK should be henceforth referred to as Catmeat Kinsella.
Posted by: EBD at January 31, 2009 9:54 PMthe Peking Duh caper
Posted by: cantuc at January 31, 2009 9:56 PMThis could be Kinsella's foray into the culinary world with Warren's Purrfect Cat Tale Stew.
Posted by: Liz J at January 31, 2009 10:00 PMMaybe Kinsella's middle name is Morris
Seems that Kinsella has dug his own catacomb.
Posted by: johnlee at January 31, 2009 10:03 PMCat On A Hot Dim Roux.
Posted by: gord at January 31, 2009 10:08 PMWorn Gonezilla ate a cat but the cat came back. Sweet and sour Gonezilla hairballs..anyone?
Posted by: Jema54 at January 31, 2009 10:12 PMKate has found a chink in Kinsellas armor.
Posted by: BL@KBIRD at January 31, 2009 10:12 PMThat comment will act as the catalyst of his downfall.
I wonder how long it will be before someone launches a human rights complaint against him?
Posted by: Griff at January 31, 2009 10:14 PMMight as well cancel this competition. He has absolved himself on his blog, congratulated himself for his superior conduct over the hateful Shaidle and Steyn. But hey, I shouldn't be too critical. My dog eats its own vomit and thinks it's great.
Posted by: Sounder at January 31, 2009 10:17 PMBarney's Revenge
Posted by: Fritz at January 31, 2009 10:24 PMKinsella's Water Broke... the sea of corruption is sinking the ark of Warren's credibility.
Posted by: Josef at January 31, 2009 10:29 PMWoking Whiskers With Warren.
Posted by: Bocanut at January 31, 2009 10:33 PMNo Greek here: sinophobie? sinophobia? Merde.
Questceque?
"L’arroseur arrosé" + "Kinsella compare la cuisine chinoise à de la viande de chats !"
More: "un censeur et un apôtre du politiquement correct".
IGGY says STOP.
...-
"Canada - L’arroseur arrosé : Un "censeur" libéral traqueur d’islamophobes est accusé de sinophobie par l’Association conservatrice sino-canadienne !
Warren Kinsella est un stratège politique libéral senior de Michael Ignatieff, un censeur et un apôtre du politiquement correct qui est bien connu dans l’Ouest canadien pour ses accusations abusives de racisme contre ses adversaires politiques. Il en a fait une industrie, agissant même comme conseiller pour le Congrès islamique canadien dans sa plainte contre Maclean’s et Mark Steyn, et menaçant Ezra Levant de poursuites. À l’en croire Kinsella, le Canada serait l’épicentre de la haine sur Terre. Alors vous pouvez imaginer combien nos amis se réjouissent des déboires du bigot sinophobe politiquement incorrect raciste Kinsella. L’Association conservatrice sino-canadienne demande au chef du parti libéral de le congédier !
Cat-astrophe ! Dans cette vidéo, Kinsella compare la cuisine chinoise à de la viande de chats !"
http://pointdebasculecanada.ca/spip.php?breve1494
Cat-Shit From Hell
Posted by: Mr.g at January 31, 2009 10:34 PMCat-Shit From Hell
Posted by: Mr.g at January 31, 2009 10:34 PMMeow....emphasis on the owweee!
Posted by: janet at January 31, 2009 10:37 PMKicking Cats in Canadian Politics by Claude Balls.
Posted by: Hannibal Lectern at January 31, 2009 10:41 PMCat on a Hot Chin Roof
Posted by: Hannibal Lectern at January 31, 2009 10:45 PMHoisted By His Own Petard Gate.
Posted by: Colin from Mission B.C. at January 31, 2009 10:49 PMFat cat splat, more liberal roadkill. Nobody, Nooooobody deserves this more that that liberal pissboy. Understand that dufus Kinsella, Toronto talk, Nooooobody. Big fun when you made liberal fun of Stock Day, yea lieberals laugh at those lame things like you did, ha ha, funny as Goodales haircut or Mcallum being booted from an AC flight for his smell. Come to think about it, that is a funny haircut.
Posted by: bartinsky at January 31, 2009 11:05 PMKicking Cats in Canadian Politics by Warring Sinfella
Posted by: Lorraine at January 31, 2009 11:07 PMThe best by far is Ezra's Catscam.....
Posted by: Shere Khan at January 31, 2009 11:16 PMKitty Litter Shit from Hell (Warren's new punk band)
Posted by: sf at January 31, 2009 11:27 PMA Quotation from Meow Tse-Tung's Liberal Red Book
Posted by: sf at January 31, 2009 11:50 PM"Cat-Shit From Hell"
"The Cat's in the Griddle with a Silver Spoon"
Wow, those are freakin' hilarious!!!Well done!
Posted by: Soccermom at January 31, 2009 11:58 PMCatman: The Dark Prince
Cataquidick made me laugh out loud.
What would be perfect would be if he was charged by the HRC and marksteyn spoke in his defense.
Posted by: Gord Tulk at February 1, 2009 1:14 AMCatman Don't (to paraphrase Bob Seger)
But seriously, cat isn't that bad - it's sort of the 'other' other white meat.
Posted by: Brian M. at February 1, 2009 1:16 AMThe catman can 'cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good
Posted by: sf at February 1, 2009 1:29 AMHe really got to you guys, huh.
For what its worth, from the perspective of someone who neither knows him, nor cares about what he did, it looks like he really managed to wind you guys up. Very few things prompt such a prolonged and pointless response. You're giving him waaaaaaay too much importance. He must be pleased.
Posted by: trickd at February 1, 2009 2:39 AM"He really got to you guys, huh.
For what its worth, from the perspective of someone who neither knows him, nor cares about what he did, it looks like he really managed to wind you guys up. Very few things prompt such a prolonged and pointless response. You're giving him waaaaaaay too much importance. He must be pleased."
Gee, Warren. You should be in bed by now, no?
Kinni Litter
Posted by: cal2 at February 1, 2009 4:17 AMCat o' nine tails. Or cat o' two faces.
Posted by: Trent at February 1, 2009 6:53 AMCat Scat Fever???
Posted by: Texas Canuck at February 1, 2009 7:45 AM""He really got to you guys, huh."
Maybe its the half dozen or so lawsuits he's launched to try and bankrupt people that's got folk's backs up...ya think?
Posted by: Skip at February 1, 2009 7:55 AMCat's ass got your tongue, ass-kicker?!?
Posted by: b_C at February 1, 2009 8:03 AMIs the ass-kicker having difficulties furballizing the meat of a catchy defense?
Posted by: b_C at February 1, 2009 8:14 AMBernie: "Cat on a Caught Spin Goof."
LOL!!
Re trickd's asinine comment: If you don't know who Kinsella is and less about his nasty capers, then, as they say in the vernacular, STFU.
In other words, take a long walk off a short pier -- is dat yu, WARREN?
Nah, Warren didn't "get to us", he just gave us an opportunity to serve him up some of his "Special WK" shit he likes to toss out.
He needs to be called on this one because it certainly offended the Chinese people. Apparently he apologized but not sure where or when. The MSM is protecting their own again.
Posted by: Liz J at February 1, 2009 9:06 AMOne would assume that both Warren(BBQ)Kinsella and Scott(KILL EM DEAD)Reid are "entitled to their entitlements" which should include appearances before the Marsupial Court conducted by the henchmen of the CHRC before this clique goes extinct due to a return to common sense.
Posted by: uuess at February 1, 2009 9:29 AMCatkicked from The Mall
Catnab
Baked Idiot with Cat
Have your Cat and Eat it Too
Cat-sup-War
Cat Eating For Dummies
Chinese Fire Drill
Year Of The Gored Ox
Hoppy News Smear
War''n CatSwalloweh
Cat-sup Stain
Chinese O-Limp-Dicks
Year Of The obnOXous
Takeout with Cat-Sup
Chinese takeout
Maybe its the half dozen or so lawsuits he's launched to try and bankrupt people that's got folk's backs up...ya think?
Yeah, that and he bloody well deserves to sit in the poo he's buried in his own litter box 'cause he's sure been diggin' it in under the neighbour's gardens for years.
Liz J - he apologized in Chinese on his blog. He provided the original English text in the comments section. It's the kind of apology my Mom would have sent me back to my room for - "I'm sorry I did something stupid but look, they're stupider!"
Then, the final appeal to authority.
Kinsella thinks J. S. Mills agrees with him (on section 13(1), I presume - tho' he doesn't specifically mention it). Well, first off Mills is long dead (and his essay "On Liberty" can hardly be represented by that one selected sentence), so he actually can't confirm what Kinsella says is true, and second, I somehow doubt it.
"Special" Derivery
Cat For One, and All For Takeout
Fried SueGuy with Cat
Liberal Fascism Catechism
Posted by: richfisher at February 1, 2009 10:41 AMI think WK should be free to say whatever he wants - however there are always consequences to actions. I don't think he should be charged with a hate crime or be investigated by HRC, but he should lose his job with the LPC. After all, can this possibiliy be in keeping with Liberal 'values' (whatever they happen to be at any given moment - I doubt they include alienating a potential voting block - the Liberals are not that stupid!).
Posted by: Maureen at February 1, 2009 10:53 AMKimshiela was Mao Maoled by a self inflicted pussyfoot in mouth problem.
Perhaps he is working on the following phrases as we await the coming whitewash:
I haven't done anything wrong.
我冇做錯野. Ngóh móuh jouh cho yéh.
It was a misunderstanding.
件事係誤會. Ginh sih haih ngh-wuih.
I want to talk to a lawyer.
我要搵律師. Ngóh yiu wán leuhtsī.
Sask-Cat-Ch-A-Warren.... being Canada's most hypocritical no-talent political opportunist.
Can you imagine the hiss-trionics if Warren caught our buddy Ezra making the same off the cuff accusation?
Posted by: EyesWideShut at February 1, 2009 11:17 AMKitten Fried Lice.
Posted by: Rednik at February 1, 2009 12:30 PMIs this more proof that there is a God?
Posted by: rockyt at February 1, 2009 12:41 PMCat a la Asshat.
Posted by: Liz J at February 1, 2009 1:36 PMDear little pussy
so soft and warm
if I am kind to her
she will do
me no harm.
There's cat and there's coon.Dust my Broom's "on the menu"
http://tinyurl.com/deyl9a
I'm not very good at this sort of thing, but given my nom de blog, I should be weighing in.
Blogosphere hits Katsella with buckets of return spray.
Purr-fect retribution for the felinophobic one; Warren chokes on his own hairball.
Thanks for the link, Kate! Always nice to see my nom de plume up in lights.
As for K-man, he's like a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs. Looks good on him.
Posted by: The Phantom at February 1, 2009 7:10 PMSo while all this attention is being focused on Kinsella, I wonder what is being ignored? Has to be a reason he keeps sticking that foot in there, again and again.
Posted by: Kevin Lafayette at February 2, 2009 9:07 AMKatmeat Kinsella's Konundrum.
Posted by: md at February 2, 2009 6:06 PM
(\___/)
(='.'=)
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^^^^^^^
An improvement, I think.
Posted by: rabbit at February 2, 2009 6:47 PMIggie wants to adopt two burmese kittens...seriously....but why burmese and not siamese or dare I say....chinese? Now,I am not aware if "chinese cats"are a distinct and recognized breed....but I have heard of a certain fella who seems to be quite knowledgeable about cats......
Posted by: Squiggy at February 2, 2009 11:06 PMChairman Meow
This site is appropriate, meow: http://www.savechairmanmeow.org/toys/
Posted by: Heavy Fuel at February 3, 2009 10:23 AMAlright, stop already! You guys are killing me! I call for a vote:
The Cat's in the Griddle with a Silver Spoon
Catscam
(\__/)
(='.'=) sella
Cat on a Caught Spin Goof.
The Cat's in the Griddle with the Silver Spoon
Kicking Cats in Canadian Politics by Claude Balls
Hoisted By His Own Petard Gate
Cat Scat Fever
Have your Cat and Eat it Too
Cat-sup-War
War''n CatSwalloweh
Liberal Fascism Catechism
Katmeat Kinsella's Konundrum
CatMan done
Cat-aquidick
Kittygate
Cat-Shit From Hell
The KittenCaboodle Scandal
Catzilla Devours Ottawa
Posted by: unaha-closp at February 3, 2009 4:18 PM