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January 16, 2009

Another 72 Virgins

... receive the bad news.

Posted by Kate at January 16, 2009 12:03 AM
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“Another 72 Virgins receive the bad news”

Now that’s bloody priceless! LMAO

Posted by: Knight 99 at January 16, 2009 12:08 AM

Good riddance. May his 72 virgins be all hairy white male American infidels.

Posted by: Colin from Mission B.C. at January 16, 2009 12:17 AM

Who arrived at that number anyway. These clowns couldn't handle 1 likely.

Posted by: bartinsky at January 16, 2009 12:18 AM

Hunt them down one by one and kill them all. They are scum.
Good for Israel, the IDF and the Israeli Air Force.
Shalom

Posted by: Rick at January 16, 2009 12:28 AM

And a lovely crater was left as a memorial.

http://www.cbc.ca/world/story/2009/01/15/israel-gaza.html

Posted by: David at January 16, 2009 12:59 AM

I'm sorry, but wasn't that 72 Virginians?
**http://gettingnothingbutstaticfrommsm.blogspot.com/2005/02/osama-meets-our-fore-fathers.html**

Posted by: Gunney99 at January 16, 2009 1:11 AM

David @ the CBC link...

"At this rate, the most senior Hamas official is going to be 'Rick in Accounting'."

LOL!

Posted by: Glenn at January 16, 2009 1:25 AM

Got a problem, Justin?

Posted by: Gunney99 at January 16, 2009 1:32 AM

I thought it was a 72 year old virgin!

Posted by: Edward Teach at January 16, 2009 1:34 AM

Memo from HR; Virgins on backorder, substituting goats...

Won't Mrs. Siam be pleased.

Posted by: DaninVan at January 16, 2009 2:12 AM

Gunney99 , No offence , I think you misunderestimate Justin's shot.
Click on his name.

Posted by: richfisher at January 16, 2009 2:27 AM

How 'bout 72 vegetarians?

Posted by: bethesdaguy at January 16, 2009 2:50 AM

At this rate Hammas will have to send Moe from the mail room to sign the surrender order.

Posted by: WL Mackenzie Redux at January 16, 2009 4:09 AM

And may all his virgins look like Arafat.

Posted by: Kateland at January 16, 2009 5:34 AM

Actually, Kateland, they may well look like Arafat... I understand that old Yasser had a thing for the guys, which easily explains why it's said that he croaked due to AIDS... Maybe Yasser himself will be excitedly waiting for the latest "martyr" to join him in Blazes...

Posted by: The Canadian Sentinel at January 16, 2009 5:42 AM

"It’s still not clear what Israel’s endgame is with this operation. As is usually the case with these things, the terrorists will plug someone in to fill his job and keep lobbing rockets into Israel. But killing senior Hamas leaders is likely its own reward."

Isn't the end game to make them stop? Seams pretty clear to me.

Posted by: minuteman at January 16, 2009 6:50 AM

Do female suicide bombers receive 72 virgins too? And if so, are they computer geeks?

Posted by: mike at January 16, 2009 7:22 AM

In some translations, the word we translate as "virgins" actually means "raisins"; when the word "hur" in their little magic book was translated from Aramaic into the various languages of the time, it meant "raisins" (ie. "food and drink") in Syriac, but "virgins" in Arabic.

Posted by: SDC at January 16, 2009 8:03 AM

My question is 'where' do these supposed female virgins come from in the first place? So Islamic woman face being a violated virgin for eternity? Or I gather the afterlife for the Muslim woman is not much different than here on earth, hm. So how are they going to tell when it's ok to bed the parade of dirty bearded terrorists as here on earth they'd be killed for even being seen with an unrelated male, no?

Posted by: ldd at January 16, 2009 8:33 AM

You are right on top of the news with this post. Yesiree Bob first out of the chute! Leading edge blogging. Anyone coming to this site will be getting it hot off the wire. You betcha.

Not.

Posted by: VA Voter at January 16, 2009 8:37 AM

According to the German scholars doing work on the original proto Arabic/Syrian documents that made up the Quran -

It's 72 white raisins.

But leave it to them. They'll figure out a way to have sex with raisins, as well.

Posted by: irwin daisy at January 16, 2009 8:41 AM

"Siam is considered to be among Hamas’ top five leaders in Gaza."

So, there's still four to go.

btw, did you notice at the link that PBS is airing a program called "The Dreams of Obama"?

Posted by: dmorris at January 16, 2009 9:46 AM

Attempting to have sex with a dried up grape seems somehow just.

Posted by: DaninVan at January 16, 2009 9:55 AM

Virgin what ?

IS there an actual name for a Ram that has yet to score ?

Posted by: Fred at January 16, 2009 11:26 AM

72 virgins!! Christ, I'd be happy with one!!

Posted by: Jack Frosst at January 16, 2009 11:46 AM

To Fred: I think it's called a Dodge Ram! Get it? Dodge??

Posted by: Jack Frosst at January 16, 2009 11:49 AM

I think the only virgin I ever met was myself.

- so long ago

Posted by: cal2 at January 16, 2009 1:43 PM

"I thought it was a 72 year old virgin!"

Helen Thomas OMG! My eyes! AAAAAAAAGH!

Posted by: Doug at January 16, 2009 1:45 PM

Raisins, it was raisins.

and 72 is just about a good meal.

Posted by: robins111 at January 16, 2009 2:34 PM

Do born again virgins count?

Posted by: Indiana Homez at January 16, 2009 4:57 PM
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