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January 9, 2009

A PETA Campaign Goes Horribly Wrong

Insert "wet pussy" joke here.

Posted by Kate at January 9, 2009 7:46 PM
Comments

Although I'm always on for a wet pussy joke, I find that the relentless indoctrination of those young minds is not a joke.

Why have the parents in our country allowed these flakey people to take control of their children's minds?

Posted by: glasnost at January 9, 2009 8:16 PM

If you read their privacy policy, they state:

If you live outside the United States, we may share your contact details with PETA’s international affiliates in order to keep you apprised of developments in animal protection activities in your part of the world. Please e-mail NewsManager@peta.org if you don’t want your information to be shared in this manner.

So don't forget to unsubscribe!

Posted by: Doogie at January 9, 2009 8:19 PM

Y'all talkin' abouts cat fish right? Deep fried with hushpuppies too?

Posted by: Texas Canuck at January 9, 2009 8:28 PM

I usually call fish. Supper.

Posted by: Revnant Dream at January 9, 2009 8:29 PM

C'mon Kate...did you make that up during the last deep freeze out there?That can't be for real...
it's a joke right?
Please, someone fess up!

Posted by: bluetech at January 9, 2009 8:29 PM

You too can create your very own "wet pussy" I mean "sea kitty"... lol

Posted by: Tim at January 9, 2009 8:31 PM

They have t-shirts available? The possibilities boggle the mind.

Posted by: John at January 9, 2009 8:36 PM

I am with bluetech on this one.

What are you up to Kate?

lol

Posted by: kingstonlad at January 9, 2009 8:50 PM

What are you supposed to do when your sea kitten eats somebody else's sea kitten?

Posted by: Shaken at January 9, 2009 8:55 PM

RE:What are you supposed to do when your sea kitten eats somebody else's sea kitten?

I'll pay to watch that

Posted by: DJ at January 9, 2009 8:59 PM

The temptation is almost unbearable to go through the contact page and tell them how unbelieveably sad they actually are.

Excuse me, the chicken strips are done....... brb!!!

Posted by: AtlanticJim at January 9, 2009 9:13 PM


I responded. I edited their crappo message a little:

The Fish and Wildlife Service's promotion of fishing is utterly commendible.

Dr. Donald Broom, a scientific advisor to the British government, explains, "Fish are full of good food stuff, such as omega3 fats ... and they taste so good".

In light of these facts, I urge you to do the right thing by adhering to the FWS' stated mission to protect fishermen and women. Stop your department's adherence to enviro-mentalist (sic) claptrap. I urge you to continue to advocate nonviolent pastimes, such as fishing.

Posted by: RW at January 9, 2009 9:15 PM

RE:What are you supposed to do when your sea kitten eats somebody else's sea kitten?

I'll pay to watch that

DJ owes me a new keyboard...

Posted by: Tim at January 9, 2009 9:16 PM

DJ at January 9, 2009 8:59 PM

I'll be watxching them next week diving in Bonaire... aaaahhh :P take that!

No snow removal for 7 (seven) days!!!

Posted by: RW at January 9, 2009 9:18 PM

Tim at January 9, 2009 8:31 PM

LOL I love wet pussy.... you evil person you. I cannot resist....hahahaa

Posted by: RW at January 9, 2009 9:21 PM

Tim at January 9, 2009 8:31 PM

LOL I love wet pussy.... you evil person you. I cannot resist....hahahaa

Posted by: RW at January 9, 2009 9:21 PM

RW at January 9, 2009 9:18 PM

Say hi to my sister for me will ya. She is a dive master at Carib Inn.

Thanks...

Posted by: Tim at January 9, 2009 9:49 PM

So where do I buy my genuine sea kitten mittens? With matching hat and scarf of course.

Posted by: kelly at January 9, 2009 10:09 PM

I just love the phrase on the bottom right:

"Make your own sea kitten, and share with friends"

Whooo boy! There are just SO many ways you could misinterpret that ....

Posted by: Alex at January 9, 2009 10:25 PM

if you make your own sea kitten, and share it with your friends, does that make you a pimp?

Posted by: gobidesert at January 9, 2009 10:40 PM

Darn ...... beat me to it Kate.......

SDA speaks for the fish of Saskatchewan... ?

Posted by: OMMAG at January 9, 2009 10:58 PM

Land kittens, sea kittens... my dogs like 'em all!

Posted by: Doggerel at January 9, 2009 10:58 PM

In ten days I hope to be pulling in a 10 foot sea kitten by tempting it with a tiny sea kitten. If I am so lucky,I will be sure to feel sad before taking the hook out of it's head and putting it back into the sea kitten world,where it will frolic,purr,and play with the other sea kittens,sea puppies,and hopefully avoid the sea urchins... These people are dangerous. We almost had a law passed a while ago that would have made it an offense to cause any animal pain,including fish and the worm that you viciously impaled on the hook.

Posted by: wallyj at January 9, 2009 10:59 PM

On the brighter side,I am pretty sure that we will still be allowed to catch jewfish.

Posted by: wallyj at January 9, 2009 11:01 PM

Heh.

Indeed!

Next thing you know, they'll be starting a campaign dubbed "Save the Great Tits"...

Posted by: The Canadian Sentinel at January 9, 2009 11:28 PM

From the same site--- "How can red snapper be endangered when I see it in the store all the time?'" --Michael Schirber ----------. Only on the prairies,Michael,only on the prairies.


Posted by: wallyj at January 9, 2009 11:33 PM

There's a tuna to select from.

Does it taste like chicken???

Posted by: oatmealeatincanuck at January 9, 2009 11:34 PM

Sea kittens with great tits.... a meal fit for a king...

Posted by: Tim at January 9, 2009 11:35 PM

Fish = "sea kittens". Seriously? What the hell are those idiots smoking?

I packed my boy a "sea kitten" sandwich for his lunch today and he said it was great!!

I'm all for PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals!!

Posted by: Finn at January 9, 2009 11:37 PM

It took me a while to figure out what the hell a sea kitten was. At first I thought they where talking about fish but surely nobody in their right mind would equate fish with fluffy mammal pets, would they? Turns out I was right the first time, they are fish, stupid mindless fish.

Off all the pets I've ever had I can state that the fish was the only one who didn't put up a fight when I tried to flush them down the toilet or garburator. Really speaks to their will to continue their pitiful existence.

Lets compare fish to kittens for a second;
On taste I'd say that fish wins out, as although cat can be tasty the preparation time and lack of variety is a real set back.
Companionship, I'm a dog guy myself, but I can at least understand why "cat people" have cats, they wish to be dominated and ruled by a strong women presence. Fish are really just one or two steps above a really dumb plant.
Survivability, being a fisherman I can testify that fish are nearly extinct everywhere I've ever fished. Typically after a day of fishing all I've found is an empty 6pack and a sunburn. Cat's they are everywhere, hell I'm pretty sure the SPCA has a "sack full'o cats for $20" nights
Public Relations. Until theres a LoL fish website we all know who's winning this one.

So kittens have it 3 to 1.

Posted by: duffman at January 9, 2009 11:38 PM

"Sea Kittens - Great Tits - Red Snapper" - various commenters

I trust that your appetite for a "wet pussy" joke will always be "adequately satisfied" Kate.

Posted by: Gary K. at January 10, 2009 12:21 AM

Ok, lemmie see if I've got this straight... PETA knows that people don't care about fishies because fishies aren't cute. In order to get past that, they try to equate fishies to kitties because kitties are cute. Is that correct?

Has anybody reminded PETA that their own organization has been tried and convicted of killing real kitties (and puppies) and dumping the remains in a shopping mall dumpster?

Posted by: Richard Evans at January 10, 2009 1:34 AM

Once, in response to repeated "Save the Children" calls asking for money for some cause or another, I'd had enough... I responded, roughly: "OOOOhh! I love to save children. I find that a 5 gallon pall of formaldehyde works best; what do you use to preserve them?" I was never bothered again ...

"Sea Kittens"? Do they understand the basic rule of aquaria? "Big Fish eat Little Fish!" ... Just call me Jumbo...

Posted by: E.M. Smith at January 10, 2009 2:03 AM

From the peta website on "sea kittens":

"A University of Edinburgh study found that sea kittens can retain information that they learned up to 11 months earlier, which makes them cuter and smarter than the president of the United States!"

Whew. Luckily, they threw in a dig at Bush somewhere. I was beginning to worry about their complete lack of credibility for a while.

mhb23re
at gmail d0t calm

Posted by: mhb at January 10, 2009 2:27 AM

Speaking of "wet pussys" I used to have to give subcutaneous fluid to my very elderly cat, or, as I refered to it "lubricating the old pussy". Come to think of it she always had tuna breath (without ever eating tuna) so I guess it all ties together somehow. Sea Kitten, wet pussy, fish breath.....yup.

Posted by: Audj at January 10, 2009 2:51 AM

All right, here's the challenge: Toss back a double shot of whiskey, then say quickly and without error "PETA's piper packed a peck of pickled pussies."

Any error and you have to toss back another double shot, then correctly repeat the phrase. Any errors mean you have to repeat the process until you get it right.

Posted by: Dave in Pa. at January 10, 2009 3:32 AM

WOW!
How sad this is!Everyone is comparing "wet pussys" to fish and here I always thought it tasted like chicken!!!!

Posted by: trucman at January 10, 2009 3:32 AM

All right, here's the challenge: Toss back a double shot of whiskey, then say quickly and without error "PETA's piper packed a peck of pickled pussies."

Any error and you have to toss back another double shot, then correctly repeat the phrase. Any errors mean you have to repeat the process until you get it right.

Posted by: Dave in Pa. at January 10, 2009 3:33 AM

"PETA PACKIN PUSSIES IN PEPPER PECKA PICKEL PIPER" OH S@#T hold on!

Posted by: trucman at January 10, 2009 3:47 AM

"In other news, 15 members of a Cult dedicated to the warship of small dead rodents DIED from alcohol poisoning last night in what was apparently a the first internet-coordinated mass-suicide. More news, after the break."

Posted by: Alex at January 10, 2009 4:52 AM

Oh goody. I have finally become a member of a cult.

BTW, it is freezing cold here in Ontario.

I had to trade in my hawaii shorts for a new toque........fruit fly, I want a refund!

Posted by: kingstonlad at January 10, 2009 6:05 AM

(...)why "cat people" have cats, they wish to be dominated and ruled by a strong women(...) -Duffman

Hmm... fascinating. That probably means that a lot of SDA readers have cats, and must be why I wish I could have one (landlord won't allow pets). And why Kate has puppies (obviously dog owners have to be dominant if they don't want to be dominated by their little furry buddies).

Ok, back to the PETA clownfish and their silly advertising...

Equating fish to kitties... of course. Those Leftists will do and say anything to get the public to sympathize with whatever campaign or Big Lie claim they come up with. I see it all the time. I'm surprised they don't equate Hamas to cute little fluffy baby bunnies or something like that.

What's going on here is just another example of the tried-and-effective evil-propaganda tactic of painting things as the opposite of what they are, or as something they certainly aren't. We see this in how the Left/Big Media paints Israel as an evil oppressor and "Palestine" as an innocent, desperate oppressed party. We also saw it in how the Left/Big Media demonized Sarah Palin as something horrible and scary, without any justification whatsoever for doing so. The Left has alwasy done this stuff- the Nazis did it, the Commies do it, the KKK did it, the Islamofascists do it and so on and so forth.

Equating fish to kitties is just a lesser example of the evil propaganda tactics of the Left. And another instance of them showing us just how stupid they are.

Posted by: The Canadian Sentinel at January 10, 2009 7:47 AM

"Its in the water!"

Posted by: Police Chief Martin Brody at January 10, 2009 7:55 AM

Doing our best to support PETA, went to restuarant last night and ordered "sea kitten" and noodles, the wife (who has slight accent) ordered "sea kitten" and rice. WELL.. judging from the fur mine was CALICO and hers was PERSIAN, last time we do that.

Posted by: uuess at January 10, 2009 8:23 AM

BTW.. we did take home an order of GINGER kitten, it was quite good.

Posted by: uuess at January 10, 2009 8:30 AM

Spearfish, South Dakota has been petitioned to change the name of the high school to Sea Kitten High.

tinyurl.com/9msp9j

Posted by: spearfish at January 10, 2009 9:03 AM

I'm off to Lk.. Simcoe to get my 50 sea kitten limit.
(Little late getting out of bed)
Awesome boneless filleted and quick fried with light breading.

Posted by: richfisher at January 10, 2009 9:44 AM

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=10574

PETA gets to achieve their objectives sans any donation from me. Or for that matter anything from me at all.

Posted by: Speedy at January 10, 2009 9:46 AM

From "sea Kittens Stories #3: Sally and the Land Kittens"

"Sally is a Sea Kitten with attitude (...) Years of watching her friends and family hooked through the mouth have driven her mad. Bitter and insane she spends her time plotting revenge against the land kittens"

OMFG! This neurotic morbidity is intended for children? This is child abuse exposing young minds to the level of psychotic projection spewed by these neurotic sociopaths.

Aside from being a projection of the mentality of many PETA fanatics, this "story" displays the deep delusional realm these neurotics occupy.

PETA is less a political organization than a group encounter cult for delusional neurotics struggling to cope with human relationships in modern life...get the members and donor list and send it to the mental health authorities...too many Sea Kitten whack jobs running loose...round 'em up and institutionalize them...do it for the land kittens.

Posted by: WL Mackenzie Redux at January 10, 2009 10:01 AM

uuess

"""" judging from the fur mine was CALICO """

I have my daughter's calico visiting my dog at the moment, her name is cheeseburger:-))))

Posted by: GYM at January 10, 2009 10:59 AM

The perfect side dish for sea kittens? Hush puppies.

Posted by: Kathryn at January 10, 2009 12:13 PM

I once drove a PETA-type barking mad with the following question:

"So, why - if God didn't intend for us to eat animals - did he make them out of meat?"

All I could do was laugh in the midst of the spittle-flecked lecture I received in reply.

mhb23re

Posted by: mhb at January 10, 2009 5:31 PM

"Bikers rescue stuck kittens
The Sun (UK) ^ | 1/10/09

The unlikely rescuers helped with the removal of the neglected cats from a family home in New York.

The group of burly bikers make up an animal rights group called Rescue Ink, who bring an 'in your face' approach to the fight against animal abuse.

And today Rescue Ink began the task of removing the poor kittens from the US home – a process which will take at least a week."
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2162443/posts
(Scroll down past O to #1 post by llevrok for biker, pussy pic.)

Posted by: maz2 at January 10, 2009 9:15 PM

Can we conservatives assume that "sea kitten" is a reference to "catfish veal?"

Posted by: ModerateVoice at January 11, 2009 1:52 PM

How to save the Sea Kittens? Three words: CLUN MORE SEALS

Posted by: Ed Bertoli at January 11, 2009 7:15 PM

Ack!! Typo! Should read CLUB MORE SEALS!

Posted by: Ed Bertoli at January 11, 2009 7:17 PM

What about sea kittens that... Gasp! eat other sea kittens?

I eagerly await the proverbial Peta member nude with the exception of a fish skin trapped in a fishnet or stuffed in a lobster trap at their next protest.

Posted by: Texas Canuck at January 11, 2009 7:40 PM

Tim at January 9, 2009 9:16 PM

OK I've discerned the coordinates. You might want to warn her some crazy Canuk will be dropping in :-) Around Tuesday the 20th.

Posted by: RW at January 11, 2009 9:53 PM


Walleye J says:

From the same site--- "How can red snapper be endangered when I see it in the store all the time?'" --Michael Schirber ----------. Only on the prairies,Michael,only on the prairies.

Posted by: wallyj at January 9, 2009 11:33 PM

For those who don't know Canadian fish ... well, there's nothing else to be said about this pun.

Posted by: RW at January 11, 2009 9:59 PM


Must .. resist ... Must ...res... re ...resist..

Oh go on then

January 10, 2009 3:32 AM , if you don't know what wet pussy tastes like, then you have never tasted wet pussy.

Posted by: RW at January 11, 2009 10:12 PM
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