January 1, 2009
And They Say I'm Not Socially "Progressive"
Today's New Years dinner - "special needs" turkey
Posted by Kate at January 1, 2009 9:22 PMHey! I wanted the dark meat!
Sorry! Sorry!
So sorry...
Posted by: Tenebris at January 1, 2009 9:39 PMkind of a leg man myself... come to think of it, dark meat AND legs... and no apologies.
Posted by: marc in calgary at January 1, 2009 9:43 PMYour making me hungry, WOW that looks great.
Posted by: pacemakerdoug at January 1, 2009 9:45 PMDid you have some environmentally sensitive potatoes to go with that?
Posted by: rebarbarian at January 1, 2009 9:47 PMI love turkeys... 'cause they're made of MEAT!
Posted by: The Phantom at January 1, 2009 9:50 PMLooks good to me.
We had maple butter turkey on Christmas. Talk about nummy.
That is so wrong Kate.
Posted by: robins111 at January 1, 2009 10:06 PMI love it!
With the Left Wing in full focus.
Tofu doesn't brown like that. Its airbrushed right?
And patent the mold. (it looks so real !!)
That wouldn't be the turkey brutally slaughtered while Sarah Palin was interviewed?
Posted by: Fritz at January 1, 2009 10:32 PMCongrats Kate on inviting the whole CHRC to your place for a New Years dinner...and with Ezra Levant as the Master of Ceremonies to boot!
Now if that wasn't a socially "Progressive" move then I don't know what is....'cept maybe to serve them goose as a way of telling them a profound fact.
Best of the new year to you Kate !
I love this bar.
Posted by: foobert at January 1, 2009 11:39 PMBut where's the walker and handicapped sign? How dare you abuse those less fortunate then us...and no cranberry sauce?...hehe
Posted by: Justthinkin at January 2, 2009 12:17 AMAnd a very Happy New Year to Kate and all here.
God Bless! Great Happiness and Health througout 2009 and always.
Bet you get a few marrage preposals for this good eating bird. Us guys love a good feed.
Posted by: Revnant Dream at January 2, 2009 1:52 AMWhat a glorious end for "Uncle Turk". If he resembled our fowl, he looked a lot better dressed and on the table than he did in the 'coup'!
Posted by: Jema 54 at January 2, 2009 2:14 AMSince cows eat grass and grass is kind of like a vegetable, if I eat a cow is that like eating processed vegetables?
Posted by: Phil at January 2, 2009 2:45 AM"I use public toilets and I piss on the seat
I walk around in the summer time saying "how about this heat?"
Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces
While handicapped people make handicapped faces
Im an asshole
Borrowed without permission from Denis Leary
Posted by: Larry Weber at January 2, 2009 4:12 AMThank you for considering differently abled turkeys this Christmas.
Yes Phil, cows count as veggies. At my table, anyway.
Posted by: Enkidu at January 2, 2009 4:37 AMMy God- it has no head!!!
What a courageous, poor little turkey to go through such a short life with no head only to wind up as a tastyilicious platter!!!
Posted by: Frenchie77 at January 2, 2009 6:46 AMIn a semi-related vein... stop me if you've heard it.
Traveling salesman is invited to share dinner with backwoods farm family he is visiting. On the way to the house he passes a pig pen. Pig has a wooden leg.
"That there," says the farmer, "is a one outstandin' pig. Last summer he woke us up squealin' when the barn caught fire. And he fetched a rope when little Festus fell down the well, and chased the foxes away from the henhouse twice."
Salesman asks, "So why the wooden leg?"
"A pig that special you don't eat all at once."
Kate, according to the media, your turkey is made of plastic.
Posted by: JJM at January 2, 2009 8:07 AMThere has to be a Monty Python skit about this somewhere. Come on. help me out here!
Posted by: a different bob at January 2, 2009 8:24 AMSpam Spam Spam Spam .....
And apply for an art grant. (it looks so real !!!)
Kate Kate.. you don't have to shoot a turkey. You just have to explain socialism and they will all run to a corner and suffocate.
Posted by: Speedy at January 2, 2009 9:22 AMif god didn't want me to eat animals, why did she make them out of meat ?
Posted by: Fred at January 2, 2009 9:24 AMGlad you can afford turkey out west, even if this guy had a tough time limping away from farmer Jones. Down east they charge $1.99/lb for futility turkeys. Cheaper to buy lobster here and pretend it's a turkey.
Posted by: Texas Canuck at January 2, 2009 9:39 AMOn the subject of lobsters...
A chef was showing a friend two boiling pots, one filled with American lobsters and the other with Canadian crustaceans. The American pot was covered while the Canadian pot was not.
When the friend asked why that was so, the chef replied "When a Canadian lobster tries to get out, the others pull him back in"
:-)
Posted by: PhilM at January 2, 2009 10:12 AMYou can only call yourself progressive if you bought the physically challenged bird on purpose. Come on, fess up.
Posted by: glasnost at January 2, 2009 11:33 AMAnd the turkey's name was either Eileen or Peg.
Posted by: Stephen at January 2, 2009 1:04 PMA victim of global warming no doubt!
Posted by: Orlin at January 2, 2009 2:01 PMFine looking vittles Kate!
'Tis enough to make Big Bird weep.
Lean to far to the left and this is what you get.
Posted by: richfisher at January 2, 2009 3:30 PMWe had a special needs turkey for Christmas...It would seem after cooking it needs to be eaten 'specially cause it tastes good.
Posted by: Joe at January 2, 2009 3:39 PMThe "progressive" bit would be cooking it in the oven instead of deep-fryin'?
Posted by: Anthony at January 2, 2009 8:37 PM...any turkey can cook.
*blink*
...ummm wait, that didn't come out right
;-)
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