Wow. Nice way to spend taxpayers' money.

I had to check my calendar. Nope, not April 1.

Free shoes to the drunkest skank contest.
Ali (and gubmint) Akbar.
Faster please.

Now it will be easier to spot the easy girls.

Thanks Taxpayers!

Sorry guys, but any girl who wears high heels is a masochist. Secondly after 9/11 you are better off always having shoes that you can run in or climb down stairs in.

Remember "Bong Hits 4 Jesus"? Get ready for...

"Flip Flops 4 Drunk Chicks!"

And we all came crashing down into a stinking heap of cultural madness...

A waste of money alright, all the money some guy wasted on booze, trying to get some girl to "tumble over" a little easier.

Eventually Britain will provide rapists with condoms ( so they do not catch an STD and the government can save on healthcare expenses)

Ludicrous? absurd?... I'm crazy and this will never happen in a million year?

Well...

if someone had told you 20 years ago that the police in Britain would someday provide drunk women with flip-flops you would have said
"Ludicrous, absurd, you are crazy that will never happen in a million year!"

and yet here we are...free flip-flops for drunk women...

(((shaking head in disbelief)))

Now if only they could figure out a way to keep them from getting knocked up and going on the dole...

This HAS to be some kind of joke.

Ye gods....

Flip flop, flip flop....barffff....flip flop flip flop.....Ya wanna shag?...barffff.

British mating call.

You are pulling my leg, aren't you (no pun intended)?

Hopefully this is not more information than you all want to know, but most girls going to nightclubs in high heels also wear pantyhose. Flip flops have a thingy that goes between the toes to hold them on, so it's difficult to imagine someone trying to put on flip flops without taking off the pantyhose .....

Not sure that this would work too well, particularly if the girl was a little tiddly.

I just hope that those bobbies are trained to snatch those evil cigarettes from their fingers before they take the fatal step of inhaling! Just 'hold them' should be the RULE.

Meanwhile, the police in the UK obviously have all the time and resources in the world, and no more real terrorism suspects to investigate, so instead they are destroying their own political independence and being complicit in undermining parliamentary sovereignty by arresting a Tory MP essentially for embarrassing the Government.

Oh c'mon. Let them fall down. Maybe they'll hit their heads and put themselves and the rest of their godforsaken society out of their misery.

Fats Waller Redux: Your Feet's Too Drunk

TOO MUCH!

And the war machines are set in motion. There is no stopping the march now.

Notice the treatment of the Women. Like there idiots who need guidance. The poor dears might sprain an ankle. They must be protected for their own good is the mentality behind this. Today its flip-flops tomorrow the veil ,& loss of civic rights. Wait till the Police have a sizable Muslim personnel.

Some Women forget how hard it was to not be considered property. With the long fight to be recognized as adults with rights, responsibilities, self supportive, along with freedom. This is Sharia creep by degree's.
Women’s rights are a bump in History, or will be unless they act swiftly against the4 next generation being poisoned by Islamists thoughts on the lower than a dog. Women with utter control while they slowly become wards of the State from Islamic influence.
JMO

Imagine: Women survived stilletos, alcohol, cobbled streets, and the blackout during WWII and now when the streets are brightly lit, the PTB are worried abt the little darlings' ankles. What idiots.

Relax
Some bean counter decided it was cheaper than
fixing a sprained ankle. And transfer the budget cost to the police. Not unlike the four pillars.
Google if you need to.

It’s about time someone started forcing these women to smarten up. We can’t wait on Islam to do the job in the UK forever. In the meantime it’s up to society to police these infidel wonton’s until Sharia catches up!

They need not worry about flip flops thereafter.

I guess there is some solace that they haven't taken to handing out condoms and knee pads too.

"It has been prompted by fears that women wearing stilettos..."

Based on FEAR. Id est, not based on rationality, experience, or study. They honestly have no studies or reports documenting the incidence of this stiletto-induced ankle twisting, and yet they are willing to shell out taxpayer pounds to prevent something that may not even occur at a statistically significant rate?

How do I say "Keep your idiotic socialist ideals on your doomed continent!" in the Queen's English? Oh wait, I already did: I voted for McCain.

Only in Jollye Olde Little Britain, you say? Pity ! I just know I should have stayed. But,its a fact that if it happens there it will happen here sooner or later.It always does.We colonials always follow right along behind the world leader in nonsense.