Canada's impact on AGW?

I come this close to not winning the leadership, and I am this close to being opposition leader.

I will squeeze your head

"I will only Green Shaft you this much."

I'm practicing to be a shadow puppeteer when the LPC puppeteers, Rae and Iggy and friends pop me off.

I only learn deeees much Henglish...

If I 'ave been a gooood boy, Janine let's me 'ave deees much candy...

Ahh keep tryin...to tell ma wife...dis ees six inchees...

Anybody notice this....

http://bushharper.com/

...I surprised that the CBC didn't put this together... wait...

...oops, meant to put that in reader's comments!

...this is how money you'll have left after Green Shift taxes.

I plan dis far ahead.

It's not big, but it's very angry.
That's not FAIR!

But if I go to da Youess Klinic dat Belinda went to ...deir soorjin can make it dis long!

Dis izz howes cloose Iz willz beez to finishin hsecoond to Jock Laytoon und beez cumming dez leader hof da uppositionz.

The knife that Iggy will stick in my back at the Leadership Convention is only this big.

My understanding of Canajun poleeteecs eez zeez beeg. You teenk eet's eezy to be poleeteeshun?

I crush your head, you filthy neo-con!!!

(ref. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Tyzik)

Its Not Fair...I was this close to crying when Jack Layton chewed me out.

How long is this in English?

No chance? I disagree, we have this much chance of retaining the official opposition title.

This is how much more fun Canada will be when the Liberal Party restores artistic and cultural funding cut by Stephen Harper and the neo-cons.

I cants even believe anybodies believed i tood out in the de bates by dis much

*
"so, i am say to lizbit... 'i don' believe you, one word... den' she whip it out'."

*

Meesed eet by dat much.

In a rare display of honesty, Leader Stephane Dion was observed by reporters quantifying the Canadian electorate's faith in his Liberal Party.

I think these Dion caption thingamabobs are a great runup to the Election, in case any lefties are lurking about especially. Keep it up!

I came this close to writing Mssr. Layton a strongly worded letter.

"What was dat, strayTON my indexfinger?"

Da shaft cannnot be anyting over dis long.

Hey Jack, Hi'm lerning da guitar. What chord is dis?

Teeth this long. She could be on the nickel.

Try as he might Liberal Leader Stephane Dion can't make the letter "L" to place firmly on forehead.

I was whitting all da while payshientelly. Den Taleeban is in da crossairs, I crush iz ed!

the depth of his intellect and wisdom.

"you tink his izzy being himpotent" Botat Dion

Stephane Dion shows reporters how close he came to following in the footsteps of his muse, fitness guru Richard Simmons.

oui, oui, eye `ear storEEs habout ow BEEG monsieur `Arper eez, but mine, she eez ZEES BEEG!

"It iz thiz big when excited, why??"

Liberal Leader Stephane Dion makes a misguided attempt to play to his female base by commenting on the average penis size he saw in the Montreal Canadians dressing room.

"Deadliest Catch"

Now, which finger did Turdeau give the west?

Shadow Puppets!

Stephane Dions amazes country by admitting Abnormally Small Penis Syndrome in another desperate attempt for sympathy votes.

In other news, the CBC announces Abnormally Small Penis Syndrome Telethon.

"C" is for Carbon Tax

With the election slipping away from him, Liberal Leader Stephane Dion decides honesty is the best policy and shows reporters just how small each Liberal's share of Adscam really was.

Liberal Leader Stephane Dion shows how far apart Quebec and the U.S. are as he discusses his foreign policy credentials.

"With Viagara!"

"On Google Maps, my home in Paris is this distance from Cannes".

Stephane Dion indicates to reporters why John McCallum's numbers don't add up.

Deep divisions revealed in Liberal Party, as Stephane Dion, with a single gesture, denigrates Justin Trudeau's intellect, Bob Rae's acumen and Michael Ignatieff's loyalty.

And den I am trapped betweeen da twin pincers of Prime Minister Arper and da communist.

Teeth this long. She could be on the nickel.

Posted by: anort at October 4, 2008 1:57 PM

OK, THAT'S FUNNY! Very good!

Photo that won Stephane Dion the Most Open and Honest Politician of the Year Award.

Bob Rae's what?!?!

...oh yeah..it was Mercer that went skinny dipping with him, not Dion.

Got to go with Maxwell Smart on this one; "Missed it by that much."

/Found in history books 50 years from now./
" Sad, really.
Fully overcome with delusional moments the once great Liberal Party of Canada's final moments were marked in history forever when the party leader, one Stephan Dion. Shows off his imaginary "C" for his imaginary hockey sweater, he swore he wore as a boy, in France."

Teeth this long. She could be on the nickel.

Posted by: anort at October 4, 2008 1:57 PM

A bit nasty - but hilarious!

My nose does not grow! See it is only this long.

I ownlee wan to tacks you dees mush more. I promeese

I vote for BlueSweaterBrigade........perfect!

de poisson I caught, eet wass dis big, but you shoood haf seen de one dat got away....

measuring "Puffin dung prints"

Criminals will spend only this much time in jail!
On this,just caught interview with Bob Fife,on the trail with Dion in Maritimes.Bob tells us,that he just spoke with prison guard,and was told the jailbirds are all putting up big signs in their cells saying "Vote Liberal"...they are scared of a Harper majority,and tougher time behind bars.Nice to know that once again the Libs have the convict vote sewn up!

Hif hi get helected,da pipples har dis tick.

"Teeth this long. She could be on the nickel."
My favorite too.

Unable to defeat Harper in any meaningful debate, Dion resorts to squishing his head.

Teeth this long. She could be on the nickel.

Posted by: anort at October 4, 2008 1:57 PM

Best one by far! SDA should give an e-Award... Perhaps in a caption competition best of the best thread...

Apres 'Arper parle, ma graine est plus cort, comme ca.

I was this much too tall for the kid rides.

Wonder if the media twits will have a dump about Dion's apparel today in PEI? He's wearing the dreaded sweater, no doubt trying to soften his image.

"I accomplish dis much as Canada's Minister of Environment"

not captured by the photo: the lips and eyeballs drawn on his thumb and forefinger to create stephane's new spokespuppet and his most successful communication strategy yet.

"I ham dat far ahwhey from a issy fit!!!"

For the caption, the rest of Steffy's rant as follows:

"Yooze piples do not hunderstand why I must be da Prime Minhister.....Hit was me..Me...ME...who fought de separtists hand saved Kanada hand the environment for the sustenability for the pipples!!

Mr. Arper...he hattack me...Me...ME...He says Hi'm not a leader but he kiss George Bush harse!!!

With the heconomy in da ands of da neo cons dey jeopardize the poverety ov our pipples hand the first nations hand Jack Layton he want to be Prime Minhister hand drive dis country...but he could not drive a straight stick up a dead dogs harse!!!!

Syncro

De distance from De Eartt to de Moon

"Dis how much z world leaders sink ofz moi onz ze world stage"

Brad: Funny, but the actual quotation is "I'm crushing your head".

Bluetech: "Shrinkage! Haven't you heard of shrinkage!?"

"I'm crushing MY head!"

Dees ow beek Yack chrinkings havter hi win haylegshin.

This is the secret hand signal if you want to be another co-leader of the party.

Re the red sweater, what is that saying Immitation is the best form of flattery, or something like that. Hey, Dion, you are no Stephen Harper. Please, no charges of plagerism.

MaryT, we have to keep this sweater thing going.
The media castigated Harper for wearing a BLUE sweater to "soften his image" so what's their story on Dion wearing RED sweater?

I 'av opposible thumb and index finger. This makes me qualified for Prime Minister.

"Da feesh, I sware, was deese beeg when eeet broke da water, den da owner of da pet shop yells, 'get da 'ell out of mah 'querium!'"

My seester, she had baby by rectum. Eats true! Eats true! Eat waz dees close.

Before da helection Vihagra I was only dis much a dick - now I ham a huge dick!

My nose only grows dis much when I say Green Shift is revenue neutral...

Red means stop, so is Dion sending a message, stop voting liberal. Works for me.
Did you see him in PEI today, with his sweater.
All PMSH's supporters should spend the next days till election wearing blue sweaters etc to work, shopping, kids going to school. Wonder if the media would catch on. Look how wearing Pink caught on with little advertising to support no bullying. And if we win a majority and go to any of our candidates election celebrations we should wear blue.

After the debates, I needed this much rye and one ice cube.

My speech teacher, she told me give up, so I to switch to ASL

Dion admits politics isn't for him. His resignation speech is one sentence. "Troofulee, Aye wan be Prime Minser dis much."

"Dis is how big I cut de bait."

"Ken told me dis is how to serrer de puck"

"In keebec,the air under de arms is dis long,just like man"

I have this much chance of forming the government.

"I almost made the cast of 'The Kids in the Hall', look at this 'crushing your head' bit, I was a natural."

Yas I hab a Spine, but she is only dis big.

EEETSSS dis fare...uh far...uh fair...uh...

Kate, Kate, Kate - you just couldn't resist, could you. OK - we now have caption contests. In this one Borat says "Eet's only dis faar on de map".

I am crushing your head. No...you are crushing my dreams. Merde! How does this thing work?

Da tailor, he 'ave to shorten my hinseam by dis much...

Shouldn't that be "We Have A Wiener"?

From failing hands we pass the torch to thee. "Teeth this long...hilarious.

Paraphrasing Maxwell Smart:

"Chief, a majority? I missed it by that much."

"Would you believe...?"

He's gay! Watch and wait.........Soon Canada will be sucking............

"I only plagiarized this much from John McCain's speech."

-- Captain Underpants.

Hannibal failed reading comprehension me thinks...