small dead animals: "We can assume 9-1-1 has already been called"

September 11, 2008

"We can assume 9-1-1 has already been called"

h/t C.B.

Posted by Kate at September 11, 2008 2:39 PM

Comments

That link produces nothing when Play is clicked!

Posted by: steve at September 11, 2008 2:48 PM

I heard that clip about two years ago. I sent it to everyone I know. I still play it occasionally and I still laugh my head off.

Thanks for posting that Kate. It's a nice respite from the usual.

Posted by: John V at September 11, 2008 2:54 PM

Now thats funny.

Posted by: Mr. G at September 11, 2008 3:04 PM

I had trouble getting it to work, too. Try refreshing the page and clicking again. Or it may be that your browser isn't compatible.

Posted by: Kate at September 11, 2008 3:08 PM

I see that it's an audio clip! I had mute on. Works fine now. Duh!

Posted by: steve at September 11, 2008 3:41 PM

"one looks like Mother Goose.......she just hit him with her Bible"

Classic, as good as the one that the guy hit a deer with his car, and thinking it was dead put it in the back seat...then it woke up

Posted by: Greg at September 11, 2008 3:51 PM

That ambulance one is a scream...."call a m*ther @#@#$ m'ambulance...." hysterical....

Posted by: jcl at September 11, 2008 3:57 PM

Even though I had heard that before, I still listened to it and laughed my head off.

Thanks.

Posted by: Marcia at September 11, 2008 4:09 PM

I will always think of this when I hear someone use the term 'Bible Thumper'!

Posted by: Eric at September 11, 2008 8:23 PM

George Norry plays this on Coast2coast AM every few weeks, hilarious!

Posted by: tweaker at September 11, 2008 8:32 PM

A witness to an automobile accident was testifying in court. The following exchange took place between the lawyer and the witness.
Lawyer: "Did you actually see the accident?"
Witness: "Yes, Sir."
Lawyer: "How far away were you when the accident happened?"
Witness: "Thirty-one feet, six and one quarter inches."
Lawyer: "Well, sir, will you tell the jury how you knew it was exactly that distance?"
Witness: "Because when the accident happened I took out a tape and measured it. I knew some stupid lawyer would ask me that question."

Posted by: Ghost of Ed at September 11, 2008 8:45 PM

Many years ago while working in a very remote area some friends of mine were returning from town on a 20 mile straight as an arrow east west section of the Trans Canada highway and managed to completely smash through the long veranda of a house right beside the road in a tiny village.

It looked like an open and shut case until their lawyer cross examined the first crown witness:

"Did the accident occur on the north or south side of the Trans Canada in xxxxville?"

Answer: "I don't know".

It all went like that. They got off.

Posted by: Sgt Lejaune at September 12, 2008 11:54 AM

The first time I heard this was just about 1:00 a.m. on Coast to Coast. I had pillows over my face trying to keep the noise to a dull roar and not wake anyone up. I was laughing so hard, I thought I would inhale one of the pillows and choke.

I know ladies like that, and suspect I may become one of them someday, should I live that long.

Posted by: Dagny Taggart at September 12, 2008 9:57 PM