Neo, the ONE ...

LOL

The good Captain should speak for himself; this is one woman who likes dogs and horses,(and has a husband -- who likes cats, go figure).

The kitties at the barn are ok (which is where cats truly belong, imho); they're nice enough critters, and better than no pet at all. Plus they catch mice (admittedly not as well as the big old rat snake who also resides there, but the cats don't cause such a shock to the system when one comes across them by suprise).

Boyfriends/husbands/men are a whole other subject, a subject someone should refrain from speaking of in polite conversation -- rather like politics and religion, rather like girlfriends/wives/women.

This line from the comments says it all I think...

"Dude, you read into things too deeply. Are you sure she wasn't just trying to get into your capitalist pants via the wine???? "

*** Opportunity lost ***

Captain, are you the same guy who's always complaining about how hard it is to get a girlfriend?

:-)

Ah, there's the bottomless vein of irony, Kathy...

He's right about the wine, though.

I am the only guy in my home and everyone knows that I take a commission off of every plate of fries, chicken fingers ect...

I consider myself entrepreneurial.

BTW, cats are too stupid to plot anything, it's bird owners who need to keep their eyes open for shenanigans.

Captain, weren't you the guy that preached the sheer joy of wearing second hand clothes and drinking at the VFW?
(I repected your opinion about the vets.)
I always figured that wine thing was some kind of signal, usually was.

I guess that is why the economists get all the hot chicks.

What's that?....oh. I see.

Haven't you heard the third commandment of dating - Thou shalt not covet thine own wine?

Little dogs can be much worse than cats. When you're making funny noises, and attempting to twist your body into odd positions, cats tend to mind their own business. Little dogs are another story. If you forget to shut the bedroom door, they have a habit of sticking their noses in other people's business.

I think some women are dictators, not commies. True commies will sometimes reciprocate, but women don't usually play it that way.

I don't have much to say about the wine. I consider wine drinking to be the last stage in an alcoholic's spiral into a living hell. I dated a woman who would drink 2 litres of red wine, then lay in a shower with her clothes on, ranting about how her grandfather molested her. I quit drinking entirely after that relationship.

" The Captain Dispenses His Caring Advice for the Ladies "

I just do not get waht you are talking about I only feel really so sorry for you.
The problmes is not animal the problems is your dirty friend who are not clean up

now allow me I give you some advice:

do not drink any alchold and never ask any woman to drink win and totaly ban drinking alcohol

be kind with all animals

and try to teach your freind cleaning home
you are talking three different things that is nothing to do with each others

next the way you talking i can guess you will stay rest of yoru life single

I was not wonder why the reason is so obvious

and also the way you talk even men I can guess they also do not like your company for regualy freindship as well

why? because you are talking jerk with woman
like Captain Bahama cruise
and you talking violence with men
you have childhoon brain not devolp yet therefore
my advice is Please grow up first before think of any marriage or put any more comments
we are not interested then no other person are interested too

YOu have learn to know a subject and research about and talk to have meaning of whta you are talking about The winner is nice and good talking men take some communication course first then your other problmes will resolve automatically

Never support Madona too she is not good in any things and has bad influence in people she must get retired and go to hell soon taht hell happy take her and they are waiting for her

HayCaptainKirk = your brain on meth

My cat said: "Now I must kill you for posting this, nobody insults cats and lives!"

HayCaptainKirk + CATS + goodfreinds = Hate+s+Of ( SQRT (Gord TALk + SO Much+ Captain /your brain X (on No math - No allow Chatting in policital blogs ))

CAN YOU FOUND ANY BODY HATE CAT OR RABIT or other animals? - someboy? = Nobody + even Madona's Kosher water/hellcelebritiesparties

sorry our computer math programs got confused of hearing bad news about POOR CATS and what these Gord was talking about

cat > boyfriend

If
cat > boyfriend
then
null boyfriend

If
cat then boyfriend

If
null cat
then worth dating