So Warren K conceeds it was a hoax. And then he blames 13 hour days and a crack habit.

I don't for a minute beleive 13 hours days............

Horny Toad

Well, as one comment said over there:

"had to check it on Snopes"

so here it is:

http://www.snopes.com/science/cookegg.asp

A coworker told me about the cellphone thing last week, and I had to tell him about Snopes.

To quote Bugs Bunny:

"What an gulli-bull, what a nin-cow-poop."

To quote Bugs Bunny:

"What an gulli-bull, what a nin-cow-poop."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEzyNNhOeBw

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that's why we call him "'special' k."

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Ay, cum on giiz, da proof is da proof. Would I lie to you?

Key in water4gas.com and read all about the effort to save us all from high gas prices. They get something for nothing too. Dalton and Warren should get on this. I'm thinking Hero.
A cell phone has a battery. Imagine just how long that battery would last if the cell phone was producing enough energy to boil even a tiny drop of water 5 inches away in 3 - 4 seconds. My 800 Watt micro wave oven can't do that. It takes a minute and a half before the popcorn starts popping. The cell phone transmits at somewhere near 1/4 Watt. (don't know specs of particular phones used) As the radio energy leaves the antenna of the phone it diminishes as the square of the distance. Think of this 1/4 Watt as if it were a 1/4 cup of water spread evenly throughout a sphere 5 in. in radius. How much would there be at one particular tiny point inside the sphere? That's a tiny amount of power at that popcorn kernel.

please tell me he didn't actually >believe that...

It's not that hard to believe. I mean, there were 3 phones all ringing at once. How often would you have three phones ringing at once beside your head? And the hotplate under the table cloth probably helped get them started.

Poor Warren. As if that wasn't enough...

He, btw, misspelled "rein" as "reign".

Warren, it's "rein in".

Its ok, Warren, shift happens...

To add to the deliciousness of this, look at the post called PRICELESS on his front page

Skip, "shift" is now in legal contention, what with Green Shift suing the Librano$ and all.

So we're changing it to "shaft happens".

We're hoping Hollywood doesn't notice. ~:D

Spinner - Luddite extraordinaire'.

Too bad the fun was ruined. Looks like he was ready to take up the cause to legislate stupid, gullible Canadians, who can't control their lives properly, into submission.

Horny Toad

A 13 hour day in Lawyer hours is 30 minutes in the office followed by a round of golf and a manacure while the intern does the work.

Good thing (for lawyers) the legal system is run by lawyers or they'd all be up on fraud charges.

"Billable Hours" is a joke.

That's Kate McMillan on the, ahem, far right. The other two are her parents. Not sure which one is her Mom, though.

Wow. I wonder how fast the lawsuits would fly if you were to take a poke at his sainted parents, Kate?

Gawd... Warren's really lost it.

He's trying to copy my blogging style now, with his "Priceless" post, but he's failing miserably. It's not even mildly amusing. Nice try, though, Warren. Maybe you should stick to whipping out that little purple thing to provide a prop whilst you spew hate about peoples' religions...

This guy loves to spread "contempt" on the internet. A man of principles. Little ones.

"A 13 hour day in Lawyer hours is 30 minutes in the office followed by a round of golf and a manacure while the intern does the work"

Warwick, seriously, you're full of crap. That certainly wasn't my experience. Matter of fact, like many lawyers, i left the profession because i didn't want to work those hours that were expected. And I don't recall playing golf during the day time, ever.
And there are no "interns" in law offices, i suspect you got your knowledge from watching television.
I realize cliched views of the world can be comforting, but sometimes you just sound naive and stupid.
BTW, I consider warren a twerp, but i suspect he's putting in those hours.
Let me leave you and Toad with some free tips: manicure, concede, believe.

It is just un-be-friggin-lievable that this man was "helping" JC run(ruin) the country. Actually, I guess it 'IS' believable - it all makes sense now.

I loved his feeble attempt at slam humor where he describes the three punks in the picture as being Kate and her parents.

That is sooooooo high school.

In Warren's world wit is with minus the h.

The only time Warren is funny is when he is trying be serious.

Warren, you are a mean commie and a big fool.

Wow. I wonder how fast the lawsuits would fly if you were to take a poke at his sainted parents, Kate?

Posted by: Damian at June 24, 2008 9:59 AM

Uh Oh, does this mean I am gona get sued Damian ?

Here's my post on WK's site: Well now, I didn't see Kate falling for the popcorn popping cellphones. And, seeing as how you came from a same-sex-marriage family the one in the middle sure does favor your "Mom".
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Ratt | 06.24.08 - 11:16 am | #
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Recipe for 13 hour days:

FIRE! Ready, Aim ...

Morgan Swift, don't want to get OT but please, lawyers are the most overpaid, underworked group of so-called professionals in the world. They are now crossing the $1,000 an hour mark and for what, what "work" do they actually do? Their legal assistants produce the boiler plate we sign.

One example, Canada and the US paid $400,000,000 in legal fees for the software lumber fiasco that went on for years ending in nothing, nada, zero, Harper solved it in 3 months.

Funny how we see so many politician like Cretin that are lawyers. Perception is reality.

I find this rich from this bunch of people. If you're going to fall for equally ludicrous scams, don't chastise your blogging peers when they do the same.

So if I understand this correctly...War Room strategist WK is terrified by a cell phone hoax and suddenly realizes that signing a petition to ban system access fees will save the innocent kernels.

Was that his point? How does popping corn relate to access fees? If the fees were halved would only half the kernels pop or would they all half pop.

Will Warren consult Orville Redenbaucher or does David Mc Guinty already have the answers to these perplexing questions?

Daisy indeed.

Syncro

Just proves how quickly and easily liberals will fall for just about anything!! Quick reaction - legislate!

"Stupid" is, as "stupidtiy" sp. does.

Wish I could post on WK's blog, but alas, I'm banned.

Kate, leave poor Warren alone. I am sure he has finally realized he is out-gunned in your ongoing battle of wits. He probably just wants to hide in some little corner of the WWW...alone, confused, and irrelevant.

Well, more than likely I will be banned by this evening then, but Hey, it ain't my first rodeo, nor the first time the Defenders of Free Speech told me to shutup.
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Main Entry: twerp
Pronunciation: \ˈtwərp\
Function: noun
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Date: circa 1923
: a silly, insignificant, or contemptible person

You bring the popcorn; I'll bring the beer.

"kip, "shift" is now in legal contention, what with Green Shift suing the Librano$ and all.

So we're changing it to "shaft happens".

We're hoping Hollywood doesn't notice. ~:D"

Phantom - "shift" is still good, as long as you don't profile the COLOUR of it. Heavens, in the Liberal colour-blind world (just no room for colour when bigotry takes up all the space!), all shift is good. They've even got HRCs to enforce the fact that shift must be without the bias of colour.

morgan swift at 11:02 AM

you were joking, NO???????

I'v delt with a few lawyers in my day, or rather their secretaries, as if it weren't for their secretaries, nothing would get done!!!!

Beating up on retards again Kate? Damn this is getting tiresome. Why does he keep walking into this shit? LMAO

Let me guess, Warren......they got you on MMGW too!