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Posted by Kate at April 25, 2008 2:22 PM"Canada's future Prime Minister and Stéphane Dion"
Posted by: Christoph at April 25, 2008 5:38 PMAin't goona be izzy use da fork and da knife on dese wan
Posted by: bubba at April 25, 2008 5:40 PMWow, sperm does float on beer.
Posted by: Mystery Meat at April 25, 2008 5:44 PMWell I dunno, the headline immediately under the linked photo above was:
Headline Of The Week
And the nominees are:
• Penis theft panic hits city [Reuters]
Posted by: Sounder at April 25, 2008 5:45 PMClarke: Here DD, I filled this mug specially for you (snicker, snicker)
Dion: Mais ouis! Zeez eez se biere zat ze kenuckle dragging Halburtans love to drink. I ave nevair zeen one before!
Posted by: Doug at April 25, 2008 5:46 PM"I never knew the Liberal KoolAid was the color of BS but it all makes sense now"
Posted by: molarmauler at April 25, 2008 5:46 PMClarke: Here DD, I filled this mug specially for you (snicker, snicker)
Dion: Mais ouis! Zeez eez se biere zat ze kenuckle dragging Halburtans love to drink. I ave nevair zeen one before!
Posted by: Doug at April 25, 2008 5:47 PMDat is Pierre's urine?? Mon Dieu, where 'as maggie bin keeping it all dis time?
Posted by: Rattfuc at April 25, 2008 5:50 PMIt's not easy to make a urine samples dat big
Posted by: Whomever at April 25, 2008 5:50 PMDis is not fair! I cannot drink all dis witout a straw!
Posted by: Soccermom at April 25, 2008 5:55 PMHue min, hue med dat bier frorm re-cycle yur-EEN?
Posted by: EBD at April 25, 2008 6:03 PMziggy soggy ziggy soggy oy oy oy
Never mind, that's the man show...doesn't apply in this case.
Posted by: Boss429 at April 25, 2008 6:05 PMReally, I can drink this without using my sippy cup,
Posted by: Ken at April 25, 2008 6:07 PMbut for me, I cry in my beer.
Posted by: on tap at April 25, 2008 6:16 PMDrink up; this give you a full, curly mullet just like mine.
Posted by: Frozen Tex at April 25, 2008 6:18 PMhahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahhaha
Posted by: Honey Pot at April 25, 2008 6:21 PMMy first beer.
Posted by: Gord Tulk at April 25, 2008 6:28 PMWow, a headless beer, just like the Liberal Party.
And you ingleesh drink all that?
Posted by: RW at April 25, 2008 6:34 PMDrink this jug of beer and then go compliment the bar maid on her jugs.
Posted by: RW at April 25, 2008 6:35 PMOh my goodness day have tawed oudt Pierre's frozen sperm sample?? I cannod drink it all
Posted by: notasociaist at April 25, 2008 6:39 PMHoly crap is that Paul Martin tucked away between those two?
Posted by: Dante at April 25, 2008 6:41 PMWouldent that picture offend Muslims who don't drink? I see a HRC suite in here somewhere.
Calling for all bars to be banned in Canada.
The CHRC should make all HRC personel dry in the interests of multiculturialism & fit ministers of this progresive movement. Examples of social, feeling, & purity for the cause.
These guys look like Curly & Larry. I wonder where Moe is?
EEt weel be so ard to be drink all thees much tea weethout making peepee. I must make the check weeth wife to be sure she weel let me drink eet all. Too much tea, she can sometimes be giving bad dreams to me. ..... Beer?? What ees thees beer? Eees eet like strong tea no?
Posted by: johnboy at April 25, 2008 6:46 PMI Won’t Take a Shot of That
As a writer, I often use a catalyst to help me search out those lines of thought that might not always be so forth coming should I be sober. And for me only the best will do. That is why I like to drink Crown Royal.
Analogously, I have always equated Crown Royal with the late Pierre Elliott Trudeau. Both are smooth, and often came with a potent twist. Aged with a fine flavor that was distinctly Canadian. Each could bite back hard if you ever tried to get the better of them, (if) that was possible. And never was a bitter taste left in one’s mouth, even after a night of over indulgence, as long as you respected the integrity and principles of each so conceived.
But Stephane Dion…
you remind me of that non-alcoholic beer that is sold at every corner grocery store in Canada.
It sells, but really what purpose does it serve?
Moments later Dion would be sopping wet, Steve Clarke would no longer be a candidate, and the Liberal Party would be less one effete frou frou.
Posted by: Dante at April 25, 2008 6:49 PM"Wait! No! Don't take it awaaay!"
Stéphane Dion. Not a beer drinker. Not worth the risk.
Posted by: scott reid at April 25, 2008 6:50 PMI can't think of one damned thing that's funny about wasting beer!
Posted by: OMMAG at April 25, 2008 6:51 PMWhat is with the '70s haircut on the guy with him?
Posted by: Gord Tulk at April 25, 2008 6:51 PM*CORRECTION*
Moments later Dion would be sopping wet, Steve Clarke would be a cabinet minister, and the Liberal Party would be less one effete frou frou.
"Look at all of those bubbles. I think we found something else we can add the carbon tax to."
Posted by: Ardvark at April 25, 2008 7:01 PMBeer. In mugs. In our cities.........
Posted by: missing link at April 25, 2008 7:02 PMClarke: "Steph, here's a fresh sample of golden hormone replacement therapy feedstock! The Baystreet guy says it will make the Party MILLIONS! We got a steal of a deal on the plant, equines and a great advertising deal too"
Dion: "Jus' wait'n till I show Iggy! Heel be so hahpee dat duh partee wheel be in duh black agin reel soon. Dees hot flashes, mon dieu! I cud use a little hormoan terapee..."
Clarke: "Steph? Wha...NOOOOOOO!"
Posted by: Martin B. at April 25, 2008 7:05 PMThese guys look like Curly & Larry. I wonder where Moe is?
Posted by: Revnant Dream at April 25, 2008 6:42 PM
Did you try 24 Sussex?
Hugger
Posted by: Greg at April 25, 2008 7:08 PMBut...how could you afford this?
Posted by: paul at April 25, 2008 7:11 PMbottoms up...
Posted by: john begley at April 25, 2008 7:16 PMDamn, Scott Reid said there'd be popcorn too!
Posted by: paddyk at April 25, 2008 7:22 PMbtw i was over on askthescold and found wlmackenzieredux slagging me after offering his usual suck up(it is embarrassingly embarrassing xly) to whomever owns the site(he does ezra...kate...kkkurrie...BCF..HE DOES EVERYONE!)...anyway he said he couldn't differentiate MY prose style from the superK's...doesn't the doofus know i'm to the right of genghis khan...doesn't he know i was barracking superK(in his FACE) in the 90's when willyredux was still shitting yellow...doesn't he know the hangdawg is afeerd of going to toe to toe with me since i handed him his ass on a couple ofs ?
here you go willyboyredux...what's yer beef...lay it out and and i'll answer as best i can.....unless it;s a simple matter of you being jealous i get all the chicks is it?..but if all you want to do is empty ashtrays and make sandwiches at kathy's place then get a life.
Posted by: john begley at April 25, 2008 7:26 PM"Hit work for Illary Clintstone.... maybe hit work for me too!"
Clarke shows dion how to hold a beer.
Posted by: ural at April 25, 2008 7:32 PMMy, what big jugs you have!
Posted by: rockyt at April 25, 2008 7:41 PMi'm offended...all i wish to do is share the wisdom of a lifetime...but by innocently offering up my observations...my p'tit verites i am pursued from blog to blog by this cretinaceous suckup(love your hair kathy!...love that dress kate!) who i deem is every bit as windy and hair splittingly verbaciously gag making as that poor dismal walking knitting needle in the eye twit the hangdawg.
who is noticeable by his absence from polite company thesetimes...
a warning...do NOT slag walt d'Isgny and do NOT compare me to the superKman unless you want to do some dieing.
aside from that peace and a huzzah to the eventual extinction of the LCP.
i remain as ever your etc etc etc...
Posted by: john begley at April 25, 2008 7:41 PMBut...but...but...I can't drink this! My momma never fed it to me.
Posted by: Rick in BC at April 25, 2008 7:42 PMI dare you to drink this! You trust me don't you? Just look at me, how can you not trust me?
Posted by: jckirlan at April 25, 2008 7:47 PM"Wow! For Me?"
Yeah and there is lots more to come! (maybe if you drink enough of them we can get you to sign your letter of resignation).
Posted by: Joe at April 25, 2008 8:01 PMno way. dis what make dem smarter den us?
is that john maudaly in the background?
Whoa, Bile from a bear's pancreas....this will make me a leader
Posted by: Stephen at April 25, 2008 8:22 PMCan't seem to find any words that say it better than the picture . If i could quit the snickering fer a minute...
Posted by: cantuc at April 25, 2008 8:23 PMQuestion is: Is he drinking foreign or domestic?
Enquiring, patriotic minds want to know.
Posted by: Griff at April 25, 2008 8:25 PMOLEE FUDZKle Stepe, Dcanians heen hoperwatch
Posted by: stuffie at April 25, 2008 8:26 PMIs it just me or does Dan look like Moe from The Simpsons?
Posted by: Brian M. at April 25, 2008 8:29 PMWhoohooohooo, hi cannot pozzibly to drink all dat hin one night! Hi would be get pissed hand make myself be looking foolish. ...... Ah, what the hell.... hi cannot pozzibly look like as much a tool as you do with dat stupid hair!
Posted by: PistonBroke at April 25, 2008 8:33 PMIs that really a John Begley...just bubbles ,no noise...how quaint
Posted by: peter Ballem at April 25, 2008 8:34 PMCome one everyone. The caption should read....
I'm gonna hurl!!
They ARE laying charges on the 67 PC In-and Out candidates after all? I'll drink to THAT, Steve!
Posted by: EM at April 25, 2008 8:45 PMMerci you so much for dis, I much radder be stood here at tres ripe time boivirons dis grand pichure du biere dan sit in dat Chambre Vert and make dose naughty opposing vote.
Posted by: Shaken at April 25, 2008 9:10 PM"when you liquidfy dez grin house gazzes dey look like zo much bull5hit." Borat Dion
Posted by: cal2 at April 25, 2008 9:14 PMSorry, that must be Obama's...
It's "bitter"?
OMG...it is Moe!!!
check it out
http://www.stumblez.com/content/images/moeraisinghands.gif
Posted by: paul at April 25, 2008 9:14 PMI heard the liberals had a mole; maybe it was really a Moe.
caption: Hey dude, hold this while I go take a leak.
Posted by: Bushman at April 25, 2008 9:20 PMI think he looks more like Barney on the Simpsons
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Barney_Gumble.png
Posted by: Cam at April 25, 2008 9:23 PMHere ya go Stephie, bought for you by some dunderhead taxpayers... a beer...the popcorn will be here shortly.
Posted by: johnboy at April 25, 2008 9:25 PMYou are serious! drink dis and spek perfect englishh as well as 'ave curly 'air. My gawd let me 'ave it.
Posted by: okcin at April 25, 2008 9:29 PMIf I drink this Steve, will I get really cool looking hair like yours?
Posted by: Bill at April 25, 2008 9:32 PMAre doze my balls in dehr?
Posted by: A.Cooper at April 25, 2008 9:44 PMNow John at the bar is a friend of mine
He gets me my drinks for free
And he's quick with a joke or to light up my smoke
But there's someplace that I'd rather be
I sad, "bill, I believe this is killing me."
As the smile ran away from my face
"Well I'm sure that I could be a Prime Minister
If I could get out of this place"
Stephane Dion begins training for the career most of Canada expects he'll begin shortly after the next election.
Posted by: KS at April 25, 2008 9:49 PMAt least you could sorta admire Chrétien’s gangster persona, Steffi on the other hand is just pathetic.
Pap-see!?
uhh hate to suggest this .... ale to the chief?
No, I don't want you to have the mike- here take this...
Posted by: ww at April 25, 2008 10:20 PMWhat's that?
This, my friend, is a pint.
It comes in pints?
MikeM
We are in Canada eh! Could you translate that to metric?
Sacre bleu! Zo dis iz bio-diesel... I thought it was GREEN!
Posted by: Alchemist at April 25, 2008 10:45 PMOMMAG at April 25, 2008 6:51 PM has got it.
Posted by: Lev at April 25, 2008 10:58 PMLooks, there is another genius, just above.
I guess, it takes also idiots to make the species.
hiccough!
Dere's A's and B's
Da A's are mans like me
And the B's are da knuckle dragging neocons with dirt in der election funding who transmit da hidden agenda.
Posted by: Paul at April 25, 2008 11:14 PMGig sounds like a male Texan in a certain compound without women. Tryng to do it online guy?
His hard drive is out of luck. Just wet dreams right? Enjoy!
Ooh la la, biere magique! All dis an da Natural Law vote? Tanks Mr. Enning!
Posted by: Gen. Lee Wright at April 25, 2008 11:29 PMWhat!!! No popcorn??/
Posted by: lmf at April 25, 2008 11:39 PMMon Dieu!
I am amazed!
You honly need uze one 'and to hole hup dat beeg mug?
Posted by: Mr.g at April 25, 2008 11:52 PMIt comes in pints?
Posted by: Talkinghead at April 25, 2008 11:56 PMHere Dion! Drink this... err what's it boss? Dion, it's my pee and drink it!
Posted by: real conservative at April 26, 2008 12:15 AMthe western headquarters of power corp
missing from photo m. strong....
Posted by: brian at April 26, 2008 12:16 AMMr. Dion - here's your "pantie remover"
Posted by: John Brown at April 26, 2008 12:56 AMMon Dieu! Dat much beer will make me be sitting down and peeing all night long!
Posted by: Soccermom at April 26, 2008 1:06 AMi too drink with my pinky in the air
Posted by: brian at April 26, 2008 1:15 AMi too drink with my pinky in the air
Posted by: brian at April 26, 2008 1:16 AMYou'll never be leader of the country but please accept this litre instead.
Posted by: Larry at April 26, 2008 1:56 AMClarke: Here, have this one... I think the horse had diabetes.
Posted by: Alienated at April 26, 2008 4:16 AM"Can I have a straw?"
Posted by: Geoff at April 26, 2008 8:45 AMSince Homers early demise, Barney , gave himself a perm and has developed a strange anti-social pattern of behaviour: which mainly manifests itself through snatching girly men's beer, and burping into a Kariokee machine.
Posted by: richfisher at April 26, 2008 11:27 AMIs Monsieur Dion entitled to dat glass of cold entitlement? :-)
Posted by: Dave in Pa. at April 26, 2008 12:00 PMWhy hasn't anyone made fun of Stephanie's hoodie? What, was he trying to be cool? Ain't working. He just looks like an uncool geek totally out of his element. Real men would just say, "thanks for the beer, man" and simply drink it without acting excited.
He's better off just being himself. Ain't a beer guy, nor a hoodie guy. Just should wear his cheap suits, carry his napsack around... and go back to professing in his nice, comfy, safe ivory tower...
Posted by: The Canadian Sentinel at April 26, 2008 3:05 PMOh, forgot to add... he's also not a Prime Minister guy...
Posted by: The Canadian Sentinel at April 26, 2008 3:06 PMLook at those intelligent faces, and politicians wonder why no one has any respect for them any more. Where do they find these guys?
Posted by: mike in Ontario at April 26, 2008 3:14 PMTwo ovian solitudes, Stevie Sheep (the unshorn) and Stephane Mouton share the mug of disillusion.
Posted by: felis corpulentis at April 26, 2008 3:44 PMHo Ho!
Has if you don wan mee to drink dat, han hi drop down toda floor ded!
Who den ghona be da hawnerable leedar huv da hoposition.
Hi can tell da chretien man byda stoopid wig, NO?.
...I thought you said ROOT beer...
Posted by: tomax7 at April 26, 2008 4:25 PM...Geoff you beat me to it! Was thinking of the fork and knife ordeal.
"can I have a straw?"
Ha!
Posted by: tomax7 at April 26, 2008 4:27 PMdion's first beer, what a waste! Of the beer I mean.
Posted by: Colin at April 26, 2008 6:46 PMHee hee, Colin I agree, waste of beer, bet he spits every tiny sip into some poor unsuspecting potted plant that will die later.
Posted by: ldd at April 26, 2008 7:21 PM
We are in Canada eh! Could you translate that to metric?
Hey, okcin, I'm from south of your border. You should know better than to ask for the impossible. ;-)
Posted by: MikeM at April 26, 2008 10:10 PMMikeM
Having just enjoyed a great winter in Arizona I can tell you I much prefer a litre to a pint. But I wouldn't turn either one down.
Wow that color looks better. Let me get this right! First you go to the Bar & get the beer, than you go to the urinal?
Posted by: Phillip G. Shaw at April 27, 2008 2:40 AMBe nice. We all remember when we had our first beer....
Posted by: Anon at April 27, 2008 3:09 PM"Hold my beer, while i kiss your girlfriend!"
Posted by: toontownredneckcowby at April 27, 2008 5:55 PMIS THAT REAL ATHENTIC SUARIAN BRANDY?
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at April 27, 2008 6:21 PMLook, Geppetto, I'm A Real Live Boy!
Posted by: Exweb at April 27, 2008 6:36 PMSo if I drink dis it will give me da courage to fight da meanie Arpurr? You didn't tell Iggy bout dis, right?
Posted by: Glenn at April 27, 2008 7:35 PM
Clarke: "Here ya go-- around here we call beers this size 'panty-remover'"
Dion: "How did you know I was wearing panties??"
Posted by: spicydoc at April 27, 2008 11:15 PMI think he looks like Nelson from the Simpsons
Posted by: Lynn at April 28, 2008 8:56 AM