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March 20, 2008

Osama Bin Laden, Call Your Office

How do you say "irony" in Farsi?

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The Al-Qaeda media braintrust's latest production incorporates images of Spartan spears drenched in the blood of Persians.

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(h/t to the sharp-eyed Knight.)

Posted by Kate at March 20, 2008 1:17 AM
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Wow. It looks and sounds just like bin Laden! Well, that settles it, he must be alive, then. That or someone else is putting the "arse" in Farsi.

Posted by: Kevin F. at March 20, 2008 8:38 AM

Totally in keeping with what they do....use tools and techniques invented in the West against the West. No surprise.

Also I doubt OBL would care since those were pre Muslim persians....and given that he is an Arab I doubt he would care because they are Persians and not Arabs.

The only dated item is the mention of the emebezlement by King Fahd....not sure when that story broke but it is a few years ago. There is no mention of recent Iraq events, let alone the death of Benazir Bhutto (who you think would have warranted some Mosque Lady superior dancing from this guy). Even if he were alive it would be in their interest to keep it under some mystery...adds to the aura. Maybe it is one of his sons, that voice sounds quite young. I know I sound similar to my father and brothers.

In some ways typical flowery Arab rhetoric, you never know how much is serious and how much is overstatement for the artistic purposes. Interesting his targets are Saudi (still) and Europe, less America there but lower down the ladder)

As if we werent before then we are now considered apostates...you see he would have been benvolent because Christians (and to him we are all Christians) follow one of the prophets. His statement that mocking of one is a mocking of all and therefore makes you an apostate (we all know what that implies). "I keeel you"

At this stage, it is another ranting of yet another twisted Imman.

I also note they use the Arab dating convention, the year mentioned is 1429. This is significant because it shows these guys really want to live in an alternate place from everyone else...they really believe this stuff, so you should take what they say as what they mean. Their capability is another matter.

Posted by: Stephen at March 20, 2008 8:40 AM

So here is what I got out of it.

Our women and children live in MUD HUTs.

It is tragic when you kill them. (as opposed to them being killed by Muslims)

But the Mohammed Cartoons where just too much and you deserve to die.


Such missed placed priorities

Posted by: dkjones at March 20, 2008 9:13 AM

“To begin, I tell you: Hostility between Human beings is very old,
But the intelligent ones among the nations in all eras have been keen to observe the etiquettes of dispute and morals of fighting.

This is best for them, as conflict is ever changing and war has its ups and downs.

However, you, in your conflict with us, have abandoned many of the morals of fighting in practice, even if you hold aloft its slogans in theory.

How it saddens us that you target our villages with your bombing: those modest mud villages which have collapsed onto our women and children.

You do that intentionally, and I am witness to that.

All of this (you do) without right and in conformity with your oppressive ally who along with his aggressive policies - is about to depart the White House.

And it is no longer hidden from you that these savage acts have not ended the war, but rather increase our determination to cling to our right, avenge our people and expel the invaders from our country.

And (you also know now) that these massacres are never erased from the memory of the peoples, and the effects of this are not hidden.

Although our tragedy of your killing of our women and children is a very great one, it paled when you went overboard in your unbelief and freed yourselves from the etiquettes of dispute and fighting and went to the extent of publishing these insulting drawings."

I wonder if he has ever actually listened to what his speech writers are putting on paper for him to say. When I read this (unfortunately, arabic isn't my first language), I can imagine, but for the snarky little comment about the cartoons, that all of this is coming from a speech in which Bush is showing the US's resolve to capture or kill the little rodents responsible for New York, London, Madrid, and all other terrorist acts.

Posted by: Andrew at March 20, 2008 9:30 AM

So insulting the prophet is more outside the "rules of war" than exploding oneself in a crowded nighclub with a backpack full of nails.

Or sending the mentally disabled to "martyrdom"

Honestly, if all Al Queda promised to do was hurl insults at us about hockey, beer and stomp on the flag, maybe throw in some insults about our mothers and questionable lineage and never blow anything up then I would take that deal.

But we know that isnt the deal. So onward we push doing what sadly needs to be done and if that means Osama's romantic dream, of a united Ummah living in pre modern pastoral "bliss" under the beneficent tent of an Islamic constitution interpreted by a wise sheik such as himself, gets interrupted and his youth end up watching rap videos and his daughters wear minskirts and text message sexually explicit messages to their boyfriends then so be it. O by the way, they'll be better fed, better educated, wealthier and have longer and healthier lives as well.

Posted by: Stephen at March 20, 2008 9:46 AM

More irony for the Islamotards , please.
In fact lets bring Irony's sisters along: leady , shrapnelly. and bomby.

Posted by: richfisher at March 20, 2008 9:46 AM

"Martyr" is just another word for "lousy fighter".

Posted by: Eskimo at March 20, 2008 9:55 AM

It is good that Islamofascists are stupid, and underestimate us. Long may it continue.

Way to go Knight for spotting that.

Posted by: The Phantom at March 20, 2008 9:56 AM

Related posting about OBL I did last night:

Bin Laden: Is This Guy For Real Anymore?

http://thecanadiansentinel.blogspot.com/2008/03/bin-laden-is-this-guy-for-real-anymore.html

Posted by: Canadian Sentinel at March 20, 2008 10:12 AM

So the late, grate binny laddy doesn't like insults. Makes me want to print great huge banners of the cartoons and hang them in every public place.

Of course binny really doesn't care anymore, he attained his goal and is most likely being warmed by the hobs of hell.

Posted by: Joe at March 20, 2008 11:26 AM

Is it just me or is OBL using the old tried and true leftoid lieberal/MSM method of digging up old news (cartoons) and suddenly becomming outraged and indignant.

Posted by: Texas Canuck at March 20, 2008 12:17 PM

OBL's minions have access to editing suites in their caves or mud villages, but they can't get a video camera to their brave leader? Hmm, dead as Castro.

The proof will be next months Osama Bin Laden's diatribe via postvard, where he riles against the sin of bellbottom pants and the AMC Gremlin.

Posted by: Yukon Gold at March 20, 2008 12:41 PM

....what's wrong with bellbottom pants?

Posted by: DaninVan at March 20, 2008 12:48 PM

Don't bash ole' Binny, he's just repeating what he read in the New York Times.

Posted by: Warwick at March 20, 2008 1:03 PM

I suspect that within last two weeks or so, the US got another direct hit on a safe house on the Afghanistan / Pakistan border with Osama inside.

Now a surviving cell is making threats diverting attention because Osama is gonzo for good, and al-Qaida is floundering.

Pure speculation on my part, but the fact seems to be that more accurate intelligence is getting to the US lately, as they rocket the safe houses.

I am sure al-Qaida won't be admitting Osama is no longer among the living, but good intelligence will reveal that.

Posted by: Joe Molnar at March 20, 2008 3:47 PM

I suspect that within last two weeks or so, the US got another direct hit on a safe house on the Afghanistan / Pakistan border with Osama inside.

Now a surviving cell is making threats diverting attention because Osama is gonzo for good, and al-Qaida is floundering.

Pure speculation on my part, but the fact seems to be that more accurate intelligence is getting to the US lately, as they rocket the safe houses.

I am sure al-Qaida won't be admitting Osama is no longer among the living, but good intelligence will revael that.

Posted by: Joe Molnar at March 20, 2008 3:56 PM

Latest message from OBL - "To my American Infidel enemies, we will force your out of our mud hut villages, with our brave foreign fighters. We demand you overthrow the Saudi royal family; and stop interfering in other nations' affairs. You had no right to depose the Taliban - Saudi Arabia, China and Pakistan provided a lot of arms and money to get them installed in Afghanistan. Return my people to their destiny - beaten, robbed, raped and humiliated - by us, though"

Posted by: Shamrock at March 20, 2008 8:01 PM

Terrorists CLAIM to hate America, yet can't seem to get enough of the excellent movies America produces.
Much like way too many Canadians...

p.s I loved 300 as much as Iran hated it.

Posted by: Knight of Good Mr. Iron Man at March 20, 2008 8:02 PM

...Al Quaeda - inbreeding at its best.

Posted by: tomax7 at March 20, 2008 8:06 PM

Does Al-Qaeda really think their pathetic media will do anything, but CRUMBLE, like a pile of leaves...

p.s The post title is incomparable, as usual.

Posted by: Knight of Good Mr. Iron Man at March 20, 2008 11:11 PM

I think it is high time Osama released a greatest hits package, you know all his greatest videos. Maybe have Oliver Stoned and that fat bastard Michael MOore produce and film it. Just think cbc and ctv would pay big money for K-tels greatest hits of Osama, get Billy Mays hawking and Steffi Dion endorsing it along with a cameo appearance by Jack U Layton that Taliban lovin pinko himself. Damn someone else is going to run with this I just know it.

Posted by: bartinsky at March 21, 2008 12:02 AM

Congrats.

http://www.slate.com/id/2187091/

Posted by: MofoAthiest at March 21, 2008 3:37 AM
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