(Update: I wish I'd thought of some of those one-liners posted in the comments, when I titled this last night. "Shut up and sing" is a trifle meanspirited, considering that, unlike many of her equally challenged peers in show business, she at least has the good sense not to talk politics.)
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Wow!
At least she didn't tell Nathan than he spelled "Hungry" wrong.
Posted by: Mississauga Matt at December 5, 2007 11:26 PM...ah a ditzy blonde.
I've heard of Turkey...
My forehead hurts...
Posted by: tomax7 at December 5, 2007 11:33 PMHey, she has attributes to compensate for her lack of geographical prowess.
Posted by: Woodporter at December 5, 2007 11:36 PM"I thought Europe was a country"
LOL
"Women just want there opinions expressed in a deeper voice"
LOLOLOL
HeeHee
She's some sort of famous? She's cute but I don't recognise her.
Posted by: Albert4 at December 5, 2007 11:38 PMSeeing something like that makes me glad that I gave up watching television decades ago. Who is that person? Is she some sort of entertainer?
Posted by: itlog95 at December 5, 2007 11:45 PMI used to answer phones in a call center for a major international shipper... ah, hell, it was FedEx. One American caller I had told me he was having trouble sending a package to Europe using the FedEx website.
"What sort of problem are you having?" I asked.
"I can't find Europe in the country list."
I couldn't suppress a brief stunned silence, but then decided to play dumb along with him so he wouldn't feel as stupid if I just corrected him (that would have been bad for my customer satisfaction scores). "Do you have any more information on where specifically in Europe you're shipping to?"
"Uh, yeah... it says something about Spain."
"OK," I replied, "Do you see Spain in the country list?"
"Yeah."
"OK, then choose that, it'll work."
I can't help but wonder if he was watching this episode.
Posted by: Doogie at December 5, 2007 11:52 PMNow I don't feel so bad that I skipped that season of Idol - I don't think I could have taken much of her. What a ninny.
Posted by: CMP at December 5, 2007 11:56 PMI'm still trying to figure out who learned more from this; the kid, the contestant, the "audience" or the advertisers for the show.
Then again, the entire program itself could be semi-staged reality television, what with the drama and the looming, suspense-inducing soundtrack.
You know back in the day, I would date girls like that all the time and I really didn’t care what came out of their mouths, what I was usually interested in was not the stimulating conversation that they provided, I mean hey I was 21, I wasn’t made out of stone!! Now in my thirties, conversation has to be there!! Looks or not she would last until I ordered the Chianti wine!!! She better have a talent other then being a great cashier!!!
Posted by: rob.S at December 6, 2007 12:04 AMHah,I too never worried about what came 'out' of thier mouth. Britney,Tonya,and ms. mensa here,sweet dreams are made of this.
Posted by: wallyj at December 6, 2007 12:13 AMYa gotta love America (Canada too)
You can have completely empty head and still have a great life AND be on television. You can also work for the MSM and run for office.
Posted by: John West at December 6, 2007 12:16 AMher name is Kelly pickler she was on American Idol
the same one Tayler HIcks was on. and even on the show she was a dizzy spinny girl but she could sing country quite well. she is even dumber then the one female in the Dixie CHicks.
That's very embarrassing.
Posted by: PatrickP at December 6, 2007 12:21 AMWatch your back, Jessica Simpson.
Posted by: Joan Tintor at December 6, 2007 12:46 AMHoly Smokes is she stupid. She better be able to suck start a Harley or she is going to be lonely.
Posted by: geothermal at December 6, 2007 12:50 AMMagyr thirsty turkey. Southern charm is an all EXclusive specialty. = TG
Posted by: TG at December 6, 2007 12:52 AMI don't know what's worse... being that ignorant or willing to show off your ignorance to the world. I also can't help but think there were more than a few viewers struggling along with her. Or perhaps a certain host on the View? Sherri Sheppard broadcast to the tens that watch that nobody predated Jesus and Christians. Not the Greeks, not the Romans, Jews, nobody. The same S. Sheppard that was stumped when asked if she thought the world was flat. The answer...the next day...was that she was confused by the question and yes the world was round. I think I know why the other three keep her around!
Posted by: Boots at December 6, 2007 12:53 AMI have a nagging suspicion that the whole thing was staged. No normal person of her age, in an advanced western society, could possibly be that blank.
On the other hand, if the episode was for real, I'll bet that she's a Democrat.
Posted by: Zog at December 6, 2007 12:54 AMDoes anybody have Mike Clattenburg's phone number? He could a whole season of Trailer Park Boys out of her. God, I hope Bill Clinton didn't see that. Or actually, I hope he did... here it comes, Hillary.
Posted by: GDW at December 6, 2007 1:38 AMKnow the real joke?
The host, Jeff Foxworthy of "You May be a Redneck" fame, is richer than Jerry Seinfeld, according to Forbes.
You didn't know that, did you? That's because the east and west coast elite media can't believe it either, so they still treat him like a hick loser. He talks funny, don't you know??
PS: I thought that "I know Turkey is a country" was worthy of Judy Holliday.
Pickler really is that ditzy, and its cute. She can sing better than most folks too. But she probably shouldn't be allowed to vote and stuff.
Posted by: Kathy Shaidle at December 6, 2007 2:27 AMNo...words...should've sent a poet...
Posted by: Gen. Lee Wright at December 6, 2007 3:08 AMThat is the only woman that was ever beaten in a google fight by WK.
Documentation is maintained at Brokeback PR.
I bet you people kick kittens too! Okay, she needs a little tutoring in basic geography. And other boring, icky stuff. And i know just the man to do it...
Posted by: dean spencer - fox at December 6, 2007 6:25 AMThis is the reason I encourage Americans not to vote. Actually, I think it's a great idea to have voters pass a little test first. Just a little one. A test that asks but a few simple questions to weed out morons like this, questions like say, "where is South America in relation to North America?"
I recently took a drivers test. I studied completely so I could answer any question about stopping distances and acceptable alcohol levels. I should have known the state wasn't serious when the instruction book was in comic book form. The test was perforce in English and so dumbed down so that the stupidest of all citizens, unable to speak English even, can be licensed to drive. It was a total joke.
Get out the youth vote? Fuggitaboutit.
Posted by: bour3 at December 6, 2007 7:03 AMMaybe she reads Steyn, in which case she's right: Europe is a country. A backwards, third-world, backwater-in-decline country.
It has its own currency, so it must be a country, right?
Humph.
The important thing is, thanks to the priorities of the US educational system, her self-esteem is off the charts.
Posted by: Richard Ball at December 6, 2007 8:12 AMNiiiiice dress. Uhm, did she say something? ~:D
Posted by: The Phantom at December 6, 2007 8:22 AMThe odd time I need some amuzement, I listen to Alex Jones show's online stream.
He's a pretty radical guy but he has been harping about the "dumbing down" of America and how this has related to the last 20 years of bad government.
He constantly points to the US study that found the sample group of 18-24 year olds were passionate about either winning the war in Iraq or getting out, but 85% could not find Iraq on a map....
.... and 96% could not name the states in the union...
...45% could not point out Asia,...
...60% did not know Korea was a divided nation with Communists in the north and a democracy in the south, an has the most heavily guraded border in the world,...
...33% could not name the city Hurricane Katrina flooded...
...75% were unable to locate Israel in a map...
...70% cannot find New Jersey, 49% cannot find New York, 83% cannot find Afghanistan, 11% cannot find the United States.
There is truth to the fact that America ( and Canada to a degree) is dumbing down GenX, Y and Z...we can see the results on test scores and the general lack of literary output in these generations...but more importantly does this lack of geographical literacy translate to political and civil illiteracy? Have we created generations of unquestioning followers?
Posted by: WL Mackenzie Redux at December 6, 2007 8:46 AMI'm so Hungry I could eat a Turkey. Before I do that I want a drink of Malta down there by the Cyprus garden.
Posted by: Orlin at December 6, 2007 9:29 AMLessee .. is France a country?
Well, it doesn't have its own currency, so maybe not.
Is Europe a country? It pretends to be.
The situataion is fluid and complex for us geopolitical scholars, so I can appreciate her confusion.
(Gimme a call, Kelly - we can discuss these issues in depth).
Posted by: jlc at December 6, 2007 10:05 AMLet's hope the people steering the 15 carrier groups around the planet have a better sense of the countries they float by, then the generations of American's who just do not have a clue outside of 50 km (sorry 30 miles) from their place of residence. Most Americans I have met are geographically handicapped. Is this a result of the US form of federally guided public education? Or is it from a complete lack of interest and importance to the average American?
You know, jlc and lickmuffin have a point. The Eurpean Union probably has more claim to nation status than either Hungary or France.
Posted by: Ed Minchau at December 6, 2007 10:55 AMGo to YouTube and search the show. There is one ninny who was completely bewildered by the question: how many feet in 2 1/2 yards. No kidding. Someone else bailed on the million dollar question (5th grade geography). It turns out the question was "name the European explorer who first discovered the St. Lawrence River". It was kind of fun to listen to Jeff Foxworthy pronounce Jacques Cartier.
Posted by: John B at December 6, 2007 10:56 AMTell the truth ...I've never met a "Dumb" American.
Allways felt it was an Urban myth....but then I don't go out looking for stupid people to mock.
Those statistics from polls or studies that show such extreme weaknesses in what should be basic knowledge and fundamental areas of awareness have been getting scarier since the 1960's. Thank the Progressive educators and the MSM.
Posted by: OMMAG at December 6, 2007 11:05 AMThis is proof that peroxide causes brain damage.
Posted by: Mystery Meat at December 6, 2007 11:24 AMI love her! She made watching AI bearable when she was on.
She was the type we all honed in on at parties like spawning salmon returning to their birthwaters.. The gal that placed second that year was actually much more of a knockout looks wise, but you know who would have had the bigger following at a drinking party.
Posted by: The Hammer of Thor at December 6, 2007 11:25 AM"Thank the Progressive educators and the MSM."
You got it, OMMAG. And those "progressive" "educators" are zealously represented by the NEA, the National Educators Association. They can do no wrong, totally deserve bullet-proof tenure and hefty annual raises, along with their three months annual vacation.
I got into a testy conversation with one of them. I pointed out that student knowledge has declined in inverse proportion to the growth of education budgets in general and teacher salaries in particular. I concluded based on the four decades of this trend since the 60's, the correct thing to do to reverse that trend and boost the quality of educational results was to cut budgets and teacher salaries.
I was only half joking. But the point is, he had no answer except bigger budgets and "more equitable teachers' salaries" (aka big raises and higher taxes).
Reminds me of the Ann Coulter line, things would be so different, if only men were allowed to vote....I can think of so many things I would want to do with that ditsy blonde on the other hand
Posted by: Doug at December 6, 2007 11:49 AMBimbos...gotta love'em...but sure as hell keep them away from polluting the political gene pool.
Thir's right...the ditzy peroxide type gets the sap flowing and puts the lead in yer pencil...and the more ditzy they are the deeper the urge gets....like, what the hell is that? Are we genetically programmed to mate the most reasoning-challenged females available?
Perhaps this is the only reason the left is still reproducing
Posted by: WL Mackenzie Redux at December 6, 2007 12:00 PMThis feels semi-staged to me.
She says she has never heard of Budapest then says "I know they speak french there"...mhhh... it sounds like something she added for effect...
then she says " is France a country? " which sounds even more like something a comedian would say...I can understand not knowing about Budapest but France? common!
I have a feeling although she might be somewhat dumb, she is also playing dumb.
sexy and dumb is an old "formula",
Marilyn Monroe built her whole career on playing dumb in front of the cameras.
Posted by: Friend of USA at December 6, 2007 12:02 PMGo easy on the poor lady; after all at SDA there have been similar discussions:
"Is France a country?"
Just kidding.
Posted by: Shamrock at December 6, 2007 12:20 PMI like Kelli. I remember her from American Idol. Her father was shot to death and her mom bailed on her. She was raised by her grandfather.
And while she may not be the brightest bulb, keep in mind she has a successful career going and is a tax-paying contributor to society rather than leeching from the system.
During this show, she was playing for the American Association of Retired People for a program that helps grand-parents raising their own grand-children. She ended up winning them about $50,000 I think.
A video of her singing is here http://hotair.com/archives/2007/11/09/video-friday-country-music-clip/
Posted by: Canadian Infidel at December 6, 2007 12:20 PMThe idea that being dumb is funny is a creation of Hollywood. Dumbing down America, one person at a time.
Posted by: Aaron at December 6, 2007 1:05 PMAnd while she may not be the brightest bulb, keep in mind she has a successful career going and is a tax-paying contributor to society rather than leeching from the system.
During this show, she was playing for the American Association of Retired People for a program that helps grand-parents raising their own grand-children. She ended up winning them about $50,000 I think.
If you're kind and stupid, I'm not going to tease you for your lack of intelligence. I've known my fair share of well-meaning, generous, productive individuals who haven't much going on upstairs. I have time for all of them.
But if you're mean...well then: your brains, your looks, your clothes, your taste in music or in love, it's all fair game.
Which is a long way of saying that I think there are lots of people out there way more deserving of our collective derision than Kelly Pickler.
Posted by: Damian at December 6, 2007 1:15 PM"I know they speak french there"
"I thought Europe was a country"
Awesome. Funny and beautiful...I wonder if there's a way we could meet...
I heart dumb blondes,
D
Typical American!! Duuuuuh! Where's Saskatchewan?? Her looks do make up for a lot!! And she would look good in the back seat of a 57 Ford Crown Victoria!!
Posted by: Hard Drive at December 6, 2007 1:31 PMA blond walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey lady, wanna a hear a good blond joke?"
"Upset, she blurts out, "Look at me you ignorant hick! Can't you see that I'm blond!"
"That's OK" says the bartender. "I can tell it twice!"
You know I have two masters degrees and an undergrad in technical subjects, and a lot of reading in history "and stuff", and I'm sitting here holding my head thinking:
"WHERE did I first take that first wrong turn towards logic, scholarship and erudition? That "bimbo" probably earns an order of magnitude more than my lifetime earnings...in one TV episode."
I really must speak with my parents.
Posted by: Fred at December 6, 2007 2:00 PM
Kelli may not be the sharpest tool in the shed but she seems like a good kid.
Now, Joy Behard from the View is dumber than a bag of hammers, rails forever on politics, AGW etc and is meaner than a junk yard dog.
If anyone deserves our scorn its Behard not this kid.
I guess Kellie does have redeeming qualities. According to Wikipedia:
"Pickler was in a relationship with Nashville Predators player Jordin Tootoo"
She has good choice in sports at least.
Canadian Infidel: According to her bio, her father is alive (but not well):
"Pickler's father, whom she describes as an alcoholic and drug addict, recently served a three-year, nine-month prison sentence at Florida State Prison for aggravated assault and battery stemming from a 2003 stabbing incident.[19] He was released on May 6, 2006, a week after her elimination from Idol."
Posted by: John B at December 6, 2007 2:45 PMOn the bright side, Nathan is probably even more of a hero to his little friends. On the down side, that hug probably kickstarted him into puberty and he'll be too big and bearded for the show before long. Maybe he can claim workers' comp for the career-limiting injury.
Posted by: Charles MacDonald at December 6, 2007 4:05 PMWell, since I are one of the people being represented by this li'l ol' gal, and since I are one of SDA's token Southerners, I guess I should say somethin'.
As others have posted, this gal might not be the sharpest pencil in the drawer, but she is definitely putting on an act.
We do have our mentally challenged groups down here, but if she had simply not known Budapest was in Hungary, I could have bought the bit. I had to think about it myself for a second. Budapest... Budapest... oh yeah, Hungary. (Zsa Zsa Gabor is from Hungary and is dumber than this actress.)
If asked to name some European countries and she could only come up with France, Spain, Germany, Italy, Switzerland... if she thought Britain was a part of Europe ... then I could buy the bit.
But you're really not going to find many people down here as illiterate as she's pretending to be. You noticed she bounced off one of his remarks by mentioning Turkey when previously she said she wasn't sure France was a country.
Another interesting thing is that our elite academicians get very frustrated with people such as this woman because in the US it is still possible for someone to become well-to-do by opening a number of gasoline stations. Knowledge to run the business is all that is required, and as a consequence people who spend decades acquiring specialized knowledge get frustrated when comparative illiterate have more money and social prominence than they do.
It's one of the reasons that they sulk, and vent their spleen, and assume various dramatic postures against America and the West. They feel that someone who can conjugate verbs in Esperanto should certainly make a million a year and consult with the President.
Another interesting thing is that the specifically Southern kind of ambience that this woman displays is frequently characterized by the MSM in sort of the same way Canadian elites characterize the people of Alberta as a bunch of rednecks. It doesn't work as well in the US, of course, partly because the electoral college and our senators keep us from having pure representation by population. As a consequence, we just laugh at them and go on about our business.
Lastly, I will say that in the South and the Southwest we often intentionally satirize this view that the Northeast has of us by laying all the Southern mannerisms and accents on really thick.
I do it myself, particularly when I'm talking with one of the elites. "Well shucks, ya know that ol' boy Immanuel Kant talkin' 'bout that ol' categorical imperative really kinda makes ya think about that ol' boy Bishop Berkeley and all that eye-dealism, doncha think...?" Then we go on back behind the Shell station, have a chew, pass around a jug, and laugh at the Yankees...
Posted by: Greg in Dallas at December 6, 2007 7:14 PMPretty, talented, rich and adored by millions………. what does she need to worry about or care what others think? I doubt she’ll ever be lonely or sad, so I suppose any criticisms are moot! Ignorance is bliss……………
Posted by: Knight 99 at December 6, 2007 8:57 PMWL Mack.. It's simple math that all horny teenage boys understand - you hone in towards where you think your best chances of playing hide the weenie are. Later on, *hopefully this changes somewhat.
Greg - fwiw, I love southern gal's, and should I find myself single again one day I'm going to make a concerted effort to find myself one.
Re KP - of course a lot of this is an act, that's partly what got her so far on AI, but she does have a good set of pipes and a very appealing stage presence.
Posted by: The Hammer of Thor at December 6, 2007 9:59 PMThe link doesn't work but I found the video at
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zvFVOPPOn0
Stuck on stupid
Posted by: Brunette at December 7, 2007 8:38 PMWatching this little girl just confirms what I've always suspected: most Americans don't have a friggin' clue what's going on a block over.
Posted by: North of 49 at December 7, 2007 11:27 PM