Further to this post (and since I've not got much energy for blogging today), a little contest - come up with your best impersonation of a Bush -hating member of the intellectual left.
I'll start things off:
on the internet "bush" rhymes with "rush" ... did you just feel the hair go up on the back of your neck like I did ???!!
Have fun. I'll pick some "winners" on the weekend.
Update ...
Speaking of Hollywood, this gets my vote for Quote Of The Week: "It’s like watching Sean Hannity debate Jane Fonda after they both spent the whole day together sniffing glue. "
Posted by Kate at November 16, 2007 2:00 PMHas anyone noticed how George Bush always seems to 'know' the answers to questions from the media? He must be controlling all of them, and planting his own neocon questions! For example, have you ever heard anyone ask a fair question like, "Why did you go into Iraq and kill all those millions of innocent civilians just for money and oil?" Think about it!
Posted by: Alex G at November 16, 2007 2:18 PMHitler was a conservative too.
Posted by: Shamrock at November 16, 2007 2:21 PMThat's not very convincing. Too much punctuation.
Hitler held hands with a Saudi prince too....think about it.
Posted by: Doug at November 16, 2007 2:30 PMHere's an entry from "The Stormy Days of March".
http://thestormydaysofmarch.com/?p=148
I particularly like
Nice job Harper, keep playing to your sociopathic base filled with racists and misanthropes.
Paladiea is probably to shy to submit this him or herself.
Posted by: rabbit at November 16, 2007 2:32 PMLook very closely at the picture of Bush reading to those school children on 9/11. That is not a book, it is the remote control he used to fly those drone air planes into the WTC. We demand the truth.
Posted by: Largs at November 16, 2007 2:33 PMBush is just a stupid, ignorant red-neck!
And we heard he faked the whole 9/11 thing, rigged the WTC to blow up, and fooled everyone into going to war!
Now Cheney owns all the oil!
Good thing we figured out his plan!
Novelist, Vince Flynn on Bush derangement syndrome:
"Look at Hollywood. They all detest President Bush because their friends will think they are smarter by hating him. They wear it as a badge of honor. They try to prove to people they are smart and compassionate and enlightened, so people will like them."
And the lyrics to Pink's new song:
"Dear Mr. President"
(feat. Indigo Girls)
Dear Mr. President,
Come take a walk with me.
Let's pretend we're just two people and
You're not better than me.
I'd like to ask you some questions if we can speak honestly.
What do you feel when you see all the homeless on the street?
Who do you pray for at night before you go to sleep?
What do you feel when you look in the mirror?
Are you proud?
How do you sleep while the rest of us cry?
How do you dream when a mother has no chance to say goodbye?
How do you walk with your head held high?
Can you even look me in the eye
And tell me why?
Dear Mr. President,
Were you a lonely boy?
Are you a lonely boy?
Are you a lonely boy?
How can you say
No child is left behind?
We're not dumb and we're not blind.
They're all sitting in your cells
While you pave the road to hell.
What kind of father would take his own daughter's rights away?
And what kind of father might hate his own daughter if she were gay?
I can only imagine what the first lady has to say
You've come a long way from whiskey and cocaine.
How do you sleep while the rest of us cry?
How do you dream when a mother has no chance to say goodbye?
How do you walk with your head held high?
Can you even look me in the eye?
Let me tell you 'bout hard work
Minimum wage with a baby on the way
Let me tell you 'bout hard work
Rebuilding your house after the bombs took them away
Let me tell you 'bout hard work
Building a bed out of a cardboard box
Let me tell you 'bout hard work
Hard work
Hard work
You don't know nothing 'bout hard work
Hard work
Hard work
Oh
How do you sleep at night?
How do you walk with your head held high?
Dear Mr. President,
You'd never take a walk with me.
Would you?
Harper is just like the far right neo con war monger BUSH he should be called SHRUB.
He should instead make like a TREE and LEAVE.
Courtesy the far left socialist radical nanny state power hungry Liberal Party of Canada.
Posted by: Lorraine at November 16, 2007 2:42 PMBush ran 3 companies into the ground before attempting to do the same thing to the USA.
Wait a minute....no SDA sock puppet arrogant twit conbat sarcasm there. Oh well, I guess I won't be winning this contest anytime soon.
Posted by: Liberal Ron at November 16, 2007 2:43 PMThe poling lift that the neocon chimp got from putting his arm around the Fireman, in Rove's mind, justified the Bush Administration's attack on the Twin Towers!
Posted by: John Chittick at November 16, 2007 2:52 PMPerhaps Bushie comes from a broken home on the range? (And he can't be any worse than Ronnie Raygun).................
Posted by: sheik yerbootie at November 16, 2007 2:55 PMAs much as I distrust Bush I have to leave my entry blank.....reason being that there IS no "intellectual left" to mimic. ;-)
Posted by: WL Mackenzie Redux at November 16, 2007 3:00 PM"Bush" rhymes with "rush"! not likely!
"Bush" rhymes with "tush", one of Mel Brooks favorite words.
Posted by: dmorris at November 16, 2007 3:10 PMI'll impersonate Kate:
"I hate and fear everything that I don't understand, thus I use this blog as my outlet against such unknowns. I rarely return to actually debate the issues I post on. My self esteem needs to be regularily boosted by my minions who never actually let me defend myself..because, well I just don't do that. Some people here think I should run for office. I suggest that I don't really want any part of that scene, which may be true, but I'm also highly unelectable because my racist rantings are a huge political liability. Even a lot of right wing people think I'm over the top. If I didn't sit in front of the computer blogging for 12 hours every day, I would have no life..or wait maybe that means I have no life."
Hasn't BDS waned since the beaten Bush abandoned the Bush Doctrine and surrendered to his Department of State which now considers Hamas a "resistance" movement and believes in "engagement" with the Muslim Brotherhood?
And if so, isn't this contest, like, so yesterday?
Too much punctuation? How about this one:
Bush iz so dum he probaly blew up hte wordl trade center by accipedent wen he thot he wuz playig a vidio game like halo
HALO RULZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bush probably blogs every day and writes some of those idiotic posts about himself, just so that when regular folk realize how stupid they are, they're going to think all the lib-left posts about him are stupid and so he must be OK after all.
Posted by: Rick in BC at November 16, 2007 3:22 PMhenry wins the contest, hands down! I know he didn't talk about bush, but you just can't get any more 'intellectual left' than that.
Posted by: Alex G at November 16, 2007 3:24 PMFred derangement syndrome: I hate Kate. She is not as enlightened as me and my mentors - Stalin, Pol Pot, Putin. Henry is quite boring who seems rather envious of others, though strangely enough, is willing to put them down.
Bush stole the 2000 election by getting Ralph Nader to run
Posted by: Shamrock at November 16, 2007 3:25 PMFrank Rich said Bush is an agent of the reptilians from Veda Reticulae like Cheney and all the Jew-loving KKK Nazis on the board of directors of that Jew-sucking Halliburton oil
George Bush is a Israel-lover sucking on a Jew tit in the Middle East to jack up the stock market prices of KKK Halliburton cashing in on the favorable exchange rates to rob Amerika of her precious freedoms like his
KKKate and her little syncophant KKK Nazi sex followers on SDA should have to get down every day and kiss Pinch Sulzberger's ass
Posted by: Greg in Dallas at November 16, 2007 3:27 PMWrite to Bush!
Generalisimo Simian Big-Ears
666 Daddysboy Road
Hicksville, Jesusland
AmeriKKKa
Forward undeliverable mail to:
The Bilderberg Group
bushhitler McChimpy was born in 194-6, and Harpo-hitler was elected in 200-6. harpor-hitler's name starts with 6 letters after Bush's. 666!!!
Harpo-hitler is Bushhitler's younger less evily brother cause he's Canada
Combine numerology with the Bible Code and the da Vinci Code, and George W. Bush translates into 666 -- it's true, he's the Anti-Christ!
Posted by: Alan at November 16, 2007 3:34 PMSpeaking of the song 'dear mr. president'....
"And what kind of father might hate his own daughter if she were gay?"
-Dick Cheney's daughter is gay...I wonder if anyone told her?
"Let me tell you about hard work"
-This coming from a self-admitted drug addicted who claims she used to go to work at macdonalds when she was high, steal food, money, and now makes a living selling songs she didn't write. Hmm...
Oh, and Pink? The real people who could tell you about hard work? They voted republican.
Posted by: Joe at November 16, 2007 3:35 PMit's mcChimpy BushHitler and his neo-conartist friends fault the arctik is tuning to water!
Posted by: langmann at November 16, 2007 3:42 PMBush's lack of geographical knowledge and ability to know every single world leader's name shows how inept and dumb this man is. I mean, even *I* know that the King of Tonga is Siaosi Tāufaʻāhau Manumataongo Tukuʻaho Tupou V. Geez! And I know how to pronounce it too. Unlike Bush, because like most people who voted for him, he doesn't know anyone outside his own state.
That's probably too much, though. Ah well, I tried... miserably, but eh...
Posted by: Alex (not G) at November 16, 2007 3:50 PMSave the Beaver!
Get rid of Bush!
Save the Beaver!
Get rid of Bush!
Save the Beaver!
Get rid of Bush!
I fuckin hate bush.
www.zeitgeist.com
Watch this movie you dum sheep.
Posted by: leftard at November 16, 2007 4:00 PMIf Bush had only signed on to Kyoto Gore wouldn't have been forced to solve the global warming problem all by himself.
Posted by: Bullwinkle at November 16, 2007 4:02 PMwww.zeitgeistmovie.com
Posted by: leftard at November 16, 2007 4:02 PMon the internet "bush" rhymes with "rush" ... did you just feel the hair go up on the back of your neck like I did ???!! Only after about 16 beers Kate!! I'm on number 15 right now -- LOL
Posted by: Orlin at November 16, 2007 4:04 PMBush lied to us to start a fucking pointless and now apparently unwinnable war.
Bush sabotaged the crucial UN effort in Afgan' by committing troops and resources to Iraq.
Bush empowered the sleazy left by starting a war where he now has no idea how to even save the west's face in ceasing.
Now the sleazy left is actively undermining western democracy because Bush squandered the massive support he originally had through his ineptness and failure to achieve his objectives.
Add on to that the the unbelievable debt,demise of the friendly border with Canada and other assorted hardships created by numerous paranoid and ill-thought security measures.
Blame the retarded leftists if that brings you comfort,but there are plenty of conservatives disgusted with this idiot also.
Posted by: teddy at November 16, 2007 4:13 PMI'll impersonate Kate:
"I hate and fear everything that I don't understand, thus I use this blog as my outlet against such unknowns. I rarely return to actually debate the issues I post on. My self esteem needs to be regularily boosted by my minions who never actually let me defend myself..because, well I just don't do that. Some people here think I should run for office. I suggest that I don't really want any part of that scene, which may be true, but I'm also highly unelectable because my racist rantings are a huge political liability. Even a lot of right wing people think I'm over the top. If I didn't sit in front of the computer blogging for 12 hours every day, I would have no life..or wait maybe that means I have no life."
Posted by: henry at November 16, 2007 3:13 PM
Hahahahahaha!! Soooooooooo good!
Posted by: Judy at November 16, 2007 4:14 PMhenry has to win. He even worked "my racist rantings" into his bit. On top of that, he cleverly and most surprisingly made it about Kate.
But then, leftard shows up and now I think he's gotta win with this brilliant twist: "I fuckin hate bush." Most unbelievably he was able to insult everybody with, "you dum sheep," typo and all, in the same post! And best of all he means it. He really, really does.
Pure genius.
Posted by: irwin daisy at November 16, 2007 4:17 PMI have never believed in Bush's imaginary god, but I hope he does exist so that Bush and his Haliburton pals can spend eternity being burned in the fires of hell. Imagine how hot that will be once global warming really starts happening.
Posted by: Jeff Patterson at November 16, 2007 4:40 PM"I'll impersonate Kate"
Okay, henry, now take off the clothes and the make up.
Posted by: dean spencer - fox at November 16, 2007 4:43 PMWell said irwin.
It's a close race and we've barely even started the contest! If the posts keep improving at the current rate, someone is gonna create a new official motto that could unite the entire Left of the world.
Posted by: Alex G (not Alex (not G)) at November 16, 2007 4:58 PMwww.DUmmiefunnies.com
Posted by: leftard at November 16, 2007 5:17 PMI know Bohemian Grove, rightist, neoCon chimpy McKKKBushHitler is going to change the law so he can steal another term. AND NOW I DESPISE, HATE, HATE, HATE AND DETEST HIM EVEN MORE!!!!
Posted by: irwin daisy at November 16, 2007 5:23 PMAnd please observe the usual rules about profanity, threats of violence, etc.
Then how can we make it sound like a liberal, BDS sufferer? (See Kathy Shaidle today and the link to Mark Steyn's letters page and Patterico's Pontifications re. threats of violence.)
Bush's fault - As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be : blame without end. Amen
Posted by: Tenebris at November 16, 2007 5:32 PMGeorge Bush is a bloodthirsty Neo-con and a member of some shadowy elite group that plans to kill 80%of the world's population enslave the survivors. Buy my new video "Endgame" now and fight the New World Order.
www.prisonplanet.com
www.infowars.com
www.jonesreport.com
Two words - Bush, necrophilia
GOOGLE IT!
George Bush is nothing more than Steven Harper's lapdog.
Posted by: rattfuc at November 16, 2007 5:50 PMMy cousin attended the same private high school in Houston as george jr. -240 students and only 2 were African American :-(
Once she (my cousin) was making her way down the crowded hallway between classes and somebody snapped her bra strap which hurt really bad because she had a real!!!! bad sunburn. She turned around to see who did it and guess "who" (W) was standing in the middle of a pack of "guys" Snickering his cruel laugh!
Little george couldn’t cut it as a jock and being tired of being a "jock hanger honor" georgy worked his way all the way “up” to “head cheerleader” and when that didn’t get him enough "attention" he organized a “stick” ball league in grade 12.
junior picked all the team names such as the “Beavers” or his own team; “Nuclear Attack Death Squad”. All the kids would break out laughing when ever he would try and say “nooklyer” so he shortened the name to "NADS" but that was just part of his nasty plan so for the rest of the season he would run hysterically back and forth in front of the bleachers exhorting the students to chant, “Go nads! Go nads! Go nads!” all the while grinning that stump toothed grin of misogyny that he is too well known for!
Don’t "believe" me? Google it!!!!
if busch stolw the condistution and hillary wins the whithose will she arrest dubyuh and cheenee all the rest and put them in jao and steel the cuntstution back for reel amaricans sowe ecn levi in peeese for aver anf all the neoconts will leev the conttry nad go soemwhare we wint have to sea tham enymor?
Then my mmom andad will get ot of rehab and com home to give me mony and by food.
Posted by: OMMAG at November 16, 2007 6:13 PMI am not merely pissed-off on that warmongering Bushtard for slaughtering millions, stealing oil and loving those gawdawful zionists-As if that isn't horrid enuff in itself, with those Jeeeew Bankers!! My Gaawd.
NO!!
That fucking pricks face was on the tv screen at Chez Arturs(Thats MIDtown, mind you). Chid, Lespanye, Luuren and Haoge and myself were exchanging activist alternate-progressive sexual review papers and having a beer when someone switched the channel and turned it up. That shithead bush asshole jewloving prick said the War in Iraq will never end Until All the oil is sucked up and sent to Amerikkka.
I hate him!
Not surprisingly, journalists are good at this:
Kickass Bush Rant
This guy is my new hero...
-----------------------------------
Burn In Hell, Mr. President
By DOUG THOMPSON
Nov 14, 2005, 07:51
My first reaction when I read the transcript of President George W. Bush’s Veteran’s Day speech was anger. No, not anger. Rage. Blind rage.
How dare he, I thought. Not even the lowest, scum-sucking son of a bitch in politics would stoop to using a day to honor those who served to instead promote his lies-based, illegal, immoral exercise in mass murder called the invasion of Iraq.
Yes he would. George W. Bush is a pathetic, pitiless scrap of sub-human trash that lacks any shred of decency or morality. So why wouldn’t he desecrate the memories of those who serve our nation?
As a journalist, I’m expected to be dispassionate about events and those who shape them. But I cannot be so when it comes to Bush. He’s a liar and a traitor to the oath he swore when he became President of the country he now works so hard to destroy.
Bush is much, much more than just a bad president. He is a genuinely evil man, a raving lunatic who cannot face the fact that his insane policies have destroyed a once-great country called America. George Bush’s America is an arrogant bully distrusted by its allies, hated by most of the rest of the world and divided internally by his divisive, duplicitous actions.
I can no longer regard this maniac with journalistic dispassion. I may be a journalist but I’m an American first and, as an American, I cannot stand silent as a truly evil man destroys the country I love.
----------------
So is Sean Penn:
Sean Penn warned an audience unless they challenge President Bush and Vice President Cheney over the Iraq war they will become "c*m stains".
There you go. If you don't agree with Sean Penn about Bushitler, you now know what you are.
Posted by: irwin daisy at November 16, 2007 6:20 PMPlease , for the children hate Bush too .
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at November 16, 2007 6:20 PMTeddy's commenting from April 2003 and I know why. Because he is actually in 2003 dumb NEOCONS! He was sent back in time by super secret Haliburton 2000 Time machine!!!! Evil Bush ordered a couple million of these devices and sent everyone that didn't agree with him into the past! It's true you bunch of war mongering stupids! WAKE UP!
Posted by: Exweb at November 16, 2007 6:22 PMPlease , for the children , hate Bush too . . Needed the extra commi , er comma .
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at November 16, 2007 6:23 PM"Geroge Bush's grandfatehr Prescott Bush was a Nazi banker and sympathizer! The Bush's were considered traitors to the Republic during WW2!
That Ideological trend was passed down onto his Children including the current American President!"
Yep, you guessed it... it's a cut and paste job, right down to the poor spelling and excessive use of exclamation points!!!!!!
The truth wins every time.
Posted by: Zip at November 16, 2007 6:24 PMwhy do you think there are no trees in texas?
Posted by: the guy at November 16, 2007 6:26 PMthere are no trees in tex-ASS cause BushMcHitlerChimpface's great great ancestors cut them all doun so they'd tune to oil and then Father McBushHitler could get rich and take over Amerikkka
Posted by: langmann at November 16, 2007 6:28 PMWho do yu thnik cam up wit the whole oil thing anyhw?
YUp! Prescott BushmcHitler and henri fordd!!!!
Posted by: Robert McClelland at November 16, 2007 6:37 PMBush may be dumb, but is still a tad smarter than they are. Regan was also pretty dumb, according to them, but he won twice. I guess the only smart lefty was Clinton, but then he had two heads working for him.
Posted by: Western Canadian at November 16, 2007 6:40 PMWith all due respect to George Strait.
I wish all my ex's lived in Texas
And Texas is the place that they should be..
But Chimpy BushMcHitler is from Texas
So my hippie ex's hang around in Calgary
Syncro
Posted by: syncrodox at November 16, 2007 6:57 PMGeez Kate without profanity and threats of violence I'm not sure any post could be convincing, but I'll see what I can do. I'm off to Daily Kos for research!!
Posted by: Mike D at November 16, 2007 6:59 PMHitler was a vegetarian. Bush is not a vegetarian.... Oh, wait a minute.
Posted by: Wimpy Canadian at November 16, 2007 7:00 PMTHE OILPIMPBUSHITLER HAS HIS JETS LAYING CHEMTRAILS TO HIDE THE GLOBALWARMING WITH EVILCHEMICALS.
Posted by: Wimpy Canadian at November 16, 2007 7:02 PM911 WAS CREATED TO PROVIDE AN EXCUSE TO INVADE AFGHANISTAN FOR ITS OIL AND PIPELINE, WHICH HAS BEEN BURIED TO HIDE IT.
Hey, to be a real rabid lefty, you have to do it in CAPS.
Posted by: Wimpy Canadian at November 16, 2007 7:05 PMCHIMPBUSHITLER IS STUPID AND RULES THE WORLD ... oh, wait a minute.
Posted by: Wimpy Canadian at November 16, 2007 7:06 PMSTUPIDAMERICANFASCISTWORLDRULINGOILCHIMPIMPBUSHITLER
Posted by: Wimpy Canadian at November 16, 2007 7:09 PM..AND HE EATS BABIES
Posted by: Wimpy Canadian at November 16, 2007 7:10 PMWhat the hell was I thinking ....
The new , updated , Rosie version .
pu leze
4 teh
chillinz
h8
bush 2
Dat Chimpy Bushitler ees make da izzy monies from dat erl and melts da hice so da bers be sink and noting is sustenable and den my doggie be sad and da poor peples be ungry and Mr. Arper is being means and....Wha?...Do you tink it be izzy to make rantings?
SD
Posted by: syncrodox at November 16, 2007 7:18 PMBushitler sotle his election from the a noble prize winner,then he stole all of Iraq's oil and killed civilians and now he says he want to win the war on terriers. Bushie should be hung like Saddam for crimes against war.
Posted by: wallyj at November 16, 2007 7:18 PMBut there are trees in Texas, plenty of y'all.
Posted by: Wimpy Canadian at November 16, 2007 7:21 PMSTUPIDAMERICANFASCISTWORLDRULINGOILCHIMPIMPBUSHITLERISTHEREALTERRORISTANDHASKILLEDONEMILLIONINNOCENTCHILDRENFOROILFOROILSOTHATWECANDRIVETOWORK...oh, wait a minute.
Posted by: Wimpy Canadian at November 16, 2007 7:25 PMELECTIONSTEALINGSTUPIDAMERICANFASCISTWORLDRULINGOILCHIMPIMPBUSHITLERISTHEREALTERRORISTANDHASKILLEDONEMILLIONINNOCENTCHILDRENFOROILFOROILFOROPILITELLYOU
Posted by: Wimpy Canadian at November 16, 2007 7:30 PMBush is so stupid and evil that he rules the world.
I just love this, it's so easy.
Posted by: Wimpy Canadian at November 16, 2007 7:32 PMWimpy .... cool.
Posted by: OMMAG at November 16, 2007 7:34 PMI want to clearify my previous post.I am against the death penalty but I think we should still make Bush dead or well hung.
Posted by: wallyj at November 16, 2007 7:37 PMBush is so stupid he beat the Democrats ... twice.
Posted by: set you free at November 16, 2007 7:48 PMIs this little exercise designed to make you guys feel better about backing the wrong horse?
Posted by: Charles J at November 16, 2007 7:49 PMWe backed the right horse, Charles J Wanker. He could haver been a tad righter for our tastes here-a-bouts, tho.
Posted by: Wimpy Canadian at November 16, 2007 7:53 PMThe worst one I read years ago on the CBC website forum (just after his first election win) was something to the effect of "If only abortion was legal and more readily available at the time Barbara was pregnant with George W..."
Sick leftards.
Posted by: Soccermom at November 16, 2007 7:54 PMSoccermom, ah yes, the abortion issue. Trouble is, the left can't accuse the right of being BABY KILLERS. Both I, and my socialist sister, are not particularly in favour of abortion, 'cos we wouldn't be alive today ... both bein' bastards 'n' all.
Posted by: Wimpy Canadian at November 16, 2007 7:58 PMGeorge Walker Bush Jr. has only one purpose in life: to emulate Jesus Christ, his personal Lord and Saviour as best he can. His kindness, honesty, charity, and unparalleled capacity for forgivness have earned him the respect and admiration of all mankind.
Posted by: lberia at November 16, 2007 7:59 PMI don't think it's possible that any of us could be as irrational, or ridiculous as the moonbat ummah.
Without contracting the disease, or getting the operation, it's just not authentic. But the attempt is fun.
Posted by: irwin daisy at November 16, 2007 8:04 PMBush is so dang stupid, he only got a Bachelor's Degree in History and an MBA from Harvard Business School; I could do dat.
I hate Bush, just cuz, dang it.
Posted by: Joanne at November 16, 2007 8:12 PM"Is this little exercise designed to make you guys feel better about backing the wrong horse?"
He won, or should I say, stole, two elections. And personally gave the orders to fly two planes into the twin towers, in order for his cabal to secure oil rights in Iraq.
I'd say he's the winning horse.
"George Walker Bush Jr. has only one purpose in life: to emulate Jesus Christ, his personal Lord and Saviour as best he can. His kindness, honesty, charity, and unparalleled capacity for forgivness have earned him the respect and admiration of all mankind."
Boy, are you slow Iberia. George is a universalist. (youtube george bush universalist). Pay attention and get with the game. You're boring.
Posted by: irwin daisy at November 16, 2007 8:13 PMThe moonbats are disturbed. They don't like mirrors.
Posted by: irwin daisy at November 16, 2007 8:17 PMWhat about all the Iraqi children dying? It's hot over there in Iraq. The days of Iraqi children flying thousands of kites under the blazing noonday sun are gone thanks to Chimpy McCokespoon.
Chimpy hates kites - AND the Iraqi children who flew them for shade.
Posted by: Toontown Kid at November 16, 2007 8:26 PMHave you ever seen Bush and Saddam and Osama in the same picture? Think about it! What are the odds that they are NOT THE SAME PERSON! Think about it!
Posted by: sf at November 16, 2007 9:10 PMGEORGE BUSH SMUGGLED OIL FROM IRAQ TO MELT THE STEEL AT WTC SIMULTANEOUSLY INCREASING THE AMOUNT OF CO2 POLLUTION INTO THE ATMOSPHERE WHICH CREATED KATRINA. HE HAS NO ONE TO PLAME BUT HIMSELF!
Posted by: Glenn at November 16, 2007 9:19 PMIf George Bush declares a red alert or martial law or manages to steal another election, will you be one of the first sent to the concentration camps? Will you go quietly like a lamb? Will you allow the Gestapo to haul away your neighbor, your wife, your son or daughter? Will you live next to the crematories with your head in the sand as the Germans did? Or will you oppose the regime and help reestablish the constitutional republic?
The time to decide is now, tomorrow may be too late. The corporate state of fascism has risen from the ashes of 9/11 like a giant phoenix. It will consume all that opposes it. The Fourth Reich has risen. Beware. Your life and freedoms depend on it.
OK, OK, I admit it, I stole it from a lefty website.
http://politicalhumor.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?zi=1/XJ/Ya&sdn=politicalhumor&cdn=entertainment&tm=34&gps=151_1124_779_387&f=00&su=p284.8.150.ip_&tt=14&bt=0&bts=0&zu=http%3A//www.linkcrusader.com/anti-bush.htm
Leafs suck and its Bush's fault.
Posted by: Rob at November 16, 2007 9:51 PMWho is to blame that VHS, the inferior format, beat out Beta, the superior format?
Bush!!
Whose idea was New Coke?
Bush!!
What was Bush doing during the Sixtes?
Hanging out with Charles Manson and then letting Charlie take the rap.
Posted by: Andis Kaulins at November 16, 2007 10:35 PM
Bushitler has kkkissed teh SKULL OF POWER in teh secret SKULL and BONE SOCIETY,BUSH=DEATH google it people!!!!
Thankx Rob...as a true-blue die-hard Leafs fan,I'm so relieved that it's Bush's fault they are having such a bad year.I just knew there had to be a good reason.A new reason to HATE BUSH !!!!
Posted by: Sammy at November 16, 2007 10:58 PM"We know every thing is not a Bush conspiracy.
But we also know the only reason Bush chooses to not be behind everything is to make us look paranoid."
George Bush is so dumb he only got slightly better marks than John Kerry with a slightly higher IQ.
http://corner.nationalreview.com/post/?q=OTc2MDI1OTkwYWM5MGNkYzc0NjA0ZGE4ZmJkOWE4MDY=
Posted by: Fritz at November 16, 2007 11:17 PMI'm confused... so people here actually like Bush? I woud think liking him is the derrangement. No?
Posted by: Arthur A at November 16, 2007 11:23 PMYou know, you can still not like Bush and still get annoyed by those who fall into mindless derangement and blame Bush for *everything*. I know, crazy concept, but anyways...
By the way, all those toasty flame wars on the Internet political blogs, newsgroups, and videos? Bush's fault. Honest! Would I lie?
*cough*
The only reason there were election wins for Harper in Canada and Sarkozy in France were because the evil Chimp McBushitler sent Cheeky's evil minions from Haliburton to steal wins for those people! I wouldn't be surprise if even Saskatchewan's election was stolen! It happened in the US, people! It happened here! Look it up! There are documentaries on this!!! SAVE US BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!
Posted by: Alex (not G) at November 16, 2007 11:42 PMArthur A. Read the post before the comments,then you'll get the context......
Irwin.....be nice to lberia. He has given us many priceless moonbat sayings,and peeks into the leftards brains without requring an electron microscope that we should actually be thanking him! BTW...where is ok4ua?? I miss him. Oh no. McChimpyBushHitler must have got him!
Posted by: Justthinkin at November 16, 2007 11:47 PMI got a winner...from the comments at G&M re:the Cons cancelling the gun registry.
It's from a JM from realityville,Canada:
This is an attempt to Americanize Canada,by George's good friend Steve.The NeorepubliCONS,have decided to foster a dangerous & misguided gun culture in Canada.
How long until the NRA are making presentations to Gr.3 classes.Considering Alberta had a 'shoot whatever you want' holiday,we are almost there.I have still never heard of one single reason why a private citizen needs to own a gun.
Gun owners are violent,redneck thugs,without conscience or brains!
Guns..on the streets..in Canada..all Bush's fault!
Justthinkin: That was my entry.
Posted by: Arthur A at November 17, 2007 12:14 AMThe comment @12:13, does it not sound paranoid?
Posted by: Bolshevik at November 17, 2007 12:23 AMAhhhhhhhhhh. Sorry Arthur. Late. Damn Bush and his changing the time change!!!
Posted by: Justthinkin at November 17, 2007 1:16 AMMao Stlong believes/listens to GW. Why not you?
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"I believe
WiseRalph in West China 16 Nov 2007 06:05
I believe in global warming.
I believe the Earth has natural cycles over the millennia.
I believe the American government is a prime wrongdoer in OUR world. A major culprit in arguing against GW.
I believe most Americans are ignorant of just how much bad feeling there is towards their country from outsiders because of their dismissive attitude.
I know children especially view America as avoiding the issues.
I know Chinese children are aware of their own country's record and aredismayed.
I know Americans are just 5% of the Earth's human population.
The other 95% have a democratic right to argue against you.. so listen... please."
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George W, which stands for Warmonger and we all know Bush is Steve's adviser on the art of warmongering.
Posted by: Liz J at November 17, 2007 7:58 AMThe criminal shrub bush stoled 2 elections - don't let him steal another one
and shrub bush controls that control freak harper or is it the other way
these links prove it
http://politicalhumor.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?zi=1/XJ/Ya&sdn=politicalhumor&cdn=entertainment&tm=34&gps=151_1124_779_387&f=00&su=p284.8.150.ip_&tt=14&bt=0&bts=0&zu=http%3A//www.linkcrusader.com/anti-bush.htm
Posted by: ol hoss at November 17, 2007 8:12 AMKathy said: "Forward undeliverable mail to:
The Bilderberg Group"
Hey whazzup here Kathy? 5 years ago the MSM said they didn't exist....now you have address for them?
:-S
This could become a 'vacuum post' for the lefties.
I think that mirror comment might force them to think.
Might being the operative word.
"I'm confused... so people here actually like Bush?"
Doesn't take much.
Posted by: irwin daisy at November 17, 2007 11:53 AMAnything Red Tory ever said.
Posted by: gol at November 17, 2007 12:10 PMCome on people. Its all so obvious. Bush has had his finger in things ever since he ducked his obligations in the guard while keeping his ass out of Nam. All those last persidencies. Its been Bush, Clinton, Clinton, Bush, Bush. See where this is going. Its next going to be next Clinton, Clinton then another Bush, Bush as in Jeb. Bush used the money from his ball team to buy off the buddy hick Clintons a long time earlier and they have been in his pocket all along. He has controlled it all the evil shit. Rove and cheny were the bag men.
Want proof, just look at a map. Texas is right next to Arkansas!
Posted by: Yoop at November 17, 2007 12:48 PMBush is a thief; he steals billions of American citizens' tax dollars all by his lonesome and spends it on an illegal war with Iraq, just so he can steal all Iraq’s oil, when all he had to do was buy it in the first place for way less billions – that Bush, he's so dumb and a thief.
Posted by: Joanne at November 17, 2007 1:10 PMA Bush-hater's mindset? Easy.
"IT'S ALL BUSH'S FAULT!"
To be a bit more explicit:
"I'm broke, I'm a druggie, I'm jobless, I have an STD, I've broken the law a few times, I live in my parents' basement, I've failed in my relationships, I can only feel a sense of self-worth by 'bravely' speaking truth to a power that will never hurt me, the rubes around me won't watch the movies that 'brave' Hollywood makes to tell them how bad America is, there are tsunamis, earthquakes, global warming, warlords causing misery in Africa, tyrants in the M.E. fostering hatred of the West to prop up their regimes,all commie nations have starving and oppressed populations, Tibet still isn't free, and . . . IT'S ALL BUSH'S FAULT!!!
And I'm a smart, good person because I know this."
Posted by: ann at November 17, 2007 1:21 PMeverbody knows bush cheny runsfelt setup and enginered 911 and its proven in 40000 websites, the list is endless!!
ibet uyou dont know that the illuminatii bildrberger congress MIC are under ordees from them to spray chemtrails for the new order. i know. googleit and see.
Watch out people, At this moment Bush & the Neocons are slaughtering innocent Iraqi babies & when they're done they will be going after a Womans' Right to Choose! I bet that uneducated fundamentalist Bush doesn't even know who Noam Chomsky is!
Posted by: jetski at November 18, 2007 3:42 AMYou have to know that Bush stays awake nights trying to figure out how to kill more Iraqi babies, so said one of the NDP stalwarts some time ago, his name starts with "Reverend"... Bill Blaikie.
Posted by: Liz J at November 18, 2007 10:57 AMBush has people watching this site and taking all your names...expect a knock at the door in the middle of the night!
Posted by: Friend of USA at November 19, 2007 8:26 PM