Ah, yes, the fun to be had with the more obscure Wiki articles.

Though, as is typical of Wikipedia, the page got 'reverted' almost immedietely. But don't let the Jelly Cabal know.

This is what happens when the spread of a foreign element is left unchecked. First they took over the jams and jellies,then chocolate,bananas have been known to be targetted,also.Be afraid of these nuts.

First, they came for peanut butter and I said nothing, for I am neither a peanut or butter.

Then, they came for jelly, and I said nothing, for I am not a fruit, and have no pecs.

Then, they came for me...