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Quite certain they bought those from France.
Posted by: Doug at July 25, 2007 1:51 PMMan, I don't know about pissing on the VM, but positioning yourself behind the bent-over-female sink is just a HILARIOUS concept.
Thanks for the laugh.
Posted by: mark peters at July 25, 2007 2:00 PMI hope there isn't a sit-down model of the prophet mohammed (pees be with you) or else kaka will happen big time.
Posted by: wallyj at July 25, 2007 2:03 PMI don't think my wife will let me install one of those in our home. In fact, I'm pretty sure she won't.
Posted by: Sean at July 25, 2007 2:05 PM"pees be with you"... BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!
Posted by: The Phantom at July 25, 2007 2:06 PMwallyj speaks the truth and raises an interesting chance at fame and fortune, also possibly a fatwa and a beheading.
Posted by: mark peters at July 25, 2007 2:38 PMNever happen Mark, postmodern sculptors only do Christian themed blasphemy. Something to do with under developed reproductive anatomy I believe.
Posted by: The Phantom at July 25, 2007 2:45 PMI wonder if Bronco Billy is pondering this sort of thing to solve Calgary's public toilette shortage.
Posted by: Reid at July 25, 2007 2:49 PMI'd happily direct the Main Stream Media at the middle one.
Posted by: richfisher at July 25, 2007 2:54 PMYou should see the green one in (the inventor of the penis) Al Gores home! It pays you carbon credits by the dribble.
Posted by: Oh No at July 25, 2007 2:58 PMPhantom -- perhaps we need to petition an artiste at Jyllands-Posten? Someone there seems to have the balls of porcelain. :)
Posted by: mark peters at July 25, 2007 3:00 PMholy crap batman
Posted by: jmorrison at July 25, 2007 3:06 PMSpeaking of Algore, T-shirt Hell has a new shirt showing him on a shirt saying "I didn't invent the internet, but I DID make up global warming". Their site is definitely NSFW (and may induce all sorts of heart palpitations among religous folks), but I know more than a few people who want one just to get a rise out of the granola crowd.
Posted by: SDC at July 25, 2007 3:11 PMglad they didnt turn around and show us the blowdryers.
Posted by: cal2 at July 25, 2007 4:14 PMAny chances of a urinal shaped like Jean Cruton's head?
Posted by: Sheik Yerbootie at July 25, 2007 5:11 PMThere is absolutely no way I am going to step up to a urinal shaped like an crocodile's mouth!
Posted by: MikeM at July 25, 2007 5:29 PMIf they can desecrate the Virgin Mary in this way, then I want to see a urinal shaped like the Prophet Mohammed (pee be upon him).
Posted by: JP at July 25, 2007 5:59 PM...that's what I love about visiting here, the one liners...
pees, batman, blowdryers,
Good thing I already drank my coffee...
Posted by: tomax7 at July 25, 2007 6:00 PMWonderful. I see the mandarins have bought into the latest of western de-civilizing trends. I give the nascent chinese hegemony fewer years than the soviet horror.
In an effort to train the more simple folk not to piss when and where they please, these oh-so-wise authorities have enlisted millenia-old sex and cult-religious practices. The peasants are not stupid. Pretty soon they will add idols of the communist party bigwigs...and piss on them too!
Posted by: Tenebris at July 25, 2007 6:00 PM...from the looks of them, the Chinese aren't very good shots.
Posted by: tomax7 at July 25, 2007 6:01 PMHey yeah, when do we get a Chairman Mao urinal? If there was ever a guy needing pissed on, it'd be him.
Posted by: The Phantom at July 25, 2007 6:33 PMWe could never do that in this culture.
How would you accomodate the gays?
Damned if I'm ever going to lean over a guy's ass to wash my hands.
Posted by: Canadian Observer at July 25, 2007 6:52 PMHmmmm will the deodorant cake in the urinals kill you with toxic fumes? Maybe it's made from recycled dissidents.
Posted by: WL Mackenzie Redux at July 25, 2007 7:26 PMWonder what Ms. Marcotte's opinion on this is ?
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at July 25, 2007 7:26 PMHey WLM, how about urinal cakes shaped as your favorite Leftard Enviro Mentalist.
Posted by: Bruce Randall at July 25, 2007 7:33 PMHow 'bout urinal cakes that look like Alan Rock? I'd pay money to pee on that.
Posted by: The Phantom at July 25, 2007 7:55 PMor that big mouth Steven Lewis,
could hold a beer party and do cross swords without even looking at each other.
Posted by: cal2 at July 25, 2007 8:03 PM"How 'bout urinal cakes that look like Alan Rock? I'd pay money to pee on that."
"Hey WLM, how about urinal cakes shaped as your favorite Leftard Enviro Mentalist."
Both great ideas...we can have a whiole series of urinal cakes...molded, hand painted and lifelike of a litany of Leftard offenders...dash of some quick sketches and dimensions colors...maybe just photos and submit them to a Chinese contractor for turn-key design, production, packaging and drop shipping to a North American port.
:et's make this interesting seeing how were're using a Chinese capitalist...maybe make the first 4 cakes Mao,Ho Chi Min, Kim Jong and Marx ( or Buddha...well maybe save the Buddha for a North American series of Urinals). ;-)
Great Idea though "The Commie Martyrs series Urinal cakes and urinals" Pee on the faces that changed the world! ;-)
Posted by: WL Mackenzie Redux at July 25, 2007 9:31 PMFinally! A use for recycled inflatable dolls.
Posted by: Mystery Meat at July 25, 2007 11:40 PMhey look take a tinkle in the dragons mouth and get eet
Posted by: spurwing plover at July 26, 2007 12:40 AMdidnt they have these open air pissers in paris years ago?
see, the chinese are consistently half a century behind the west.
note the location of the urinals; on the roof.
when I wuz in bridge construction eons ago, we had a trick called 'who can finish wizzing before it starts to hit the river'
with my prostate the way it is now, cripes, I cant even get it started in time....
ah the exuberances and indulences of youth.
Posted by: pokemon at July 26, 2007 5:18 AMLooks more like the local Commie martyr's day care in Beijing
Posted by: WL Mackenzie Redux at July 26, 2007 8:15 AM...awww P*ss on it!
pokemon..."note the location of the urinals; on the roof."
Worse yet, note where they are draining into.
Gives new meaning to "one tonne soup".
Global Warming you know.
Posted by: tomax7 at July 26, 2007 1:58 PM