Funny.

Although, of course, it is some Applied Materials conference organizers who happen to have invited Clinton to speak. Not her or even someone on her own campaign.

Recycled Dan Quayle jokes, anyone? (Might as well send 'em back to the source group.)

SPELL CHECK!!!! Oh for the love of dog . . .

Umm buzz click...I am Hitlary of the new global village governing cartel...you will be processed and assimitalted...resistance is futile...please support our sponsors....so they can help us to help you enslave yourself...resistance is futile...ummm buzz click...don't forget to register your licencing agreements for the new Borg software...ummmm buzz click.

New jobs for Tom Morrow. Great.

But what about the rest of us?

And who is Tom Morrow guy, anyway?

It takes a village idiot.

Tom Morrow was a parody figure of Tom Snyder in National Lampoon in the 70s.
There is deep, deep humor in this...

Too funny...

Target: Exxon-Mobile

http://tinyurl.com/2n7wfj

[. . . ]

Even today, Exxon will ship its gasoline to another retailer in a different part of the country if Exxon has an oversupply and the other retailer has a shortage.

"They are all using the same gasoline, it's a fungible commodity," said Peter Beutel, oil analyst at Cameron Hanover. "It's like shoveling water," he said of the proposed boycott. "It wouldn't do a thing."

Worse, if a service station did close due to a boycott, it might actually force prices higher as fewer competitors could lead to rising prices, he added.

Both Kloza and Beutel said reducing demand was the best way to lower prices. Kloza said if every American used 4 ounces less gasoline a day, it would significantly bring down prices.

Beutel said cutting out one out of every 20 trips - by carpooling or consolidating errands - would reduce gasoline demand by 4 percent a year and knock up to $1 a gallon off the retail price.

*The minute gasoline demand goes negative, people start freaking out and selling gas futures,* he said.

- Reuters contributed to this report Top of page
Gas prices: The new Salem witch trials
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= TG

Hill-arious. meh.

But - 'it takes a village to raise a child' is one of the best excuses given to people who don't give a crap about their kids anyway. The lil'bastards are Not Their Fault. Government's. So more guvmint's needed obviously.

While we are stuk in irac...

I always thought that original version of the proverb was 'It takes a village to raise an idiot'...

Oh, no wonder it didn*t show up in tips.

That*s error #2 since 1979. = TG

We don*t train... we import.

The New York senator and Democratic presidential hopeful said she's trying to increase the number of so-called H1B visas aimed at highly educated workers. Silicon Valley companies use H1Bs to sponsor thousands of software engineers from Russia, India, China and other countries, but many must return home when their temporary work permits expire.
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Security is another matter. = TG

It takes a village to raise an idiot.

Remember how the liberal left-wing news media had a feeding freinzie when DAN QUAYLE mispelled POTATO yeah and these same scum wont say a thing about this i mean BILL CLINTON mispelled his own book its real title was MY LIES

Spurwing,
Don't you mean Mile Highs?

"feeding freinzie"

I believe the phrase you are looking for is "feeding frienzie".

Planing 4 you're tommorrow.

This is a cynical ploy to convince the recent winners of the national spelling bee that only the Dems can guarantee their future with lifelong consulting jobs. BTW the winner was home schooled.

See what happens when unionized droned take over education?

That can't be excused as a typo either.

Teaching needs to be a profession for and by professionals and run by the private sector.

And now I must apologized for my typo ..

That should read 'drones'

And now I must apologize for my typo ..

That should read 'apologize'

Think Hilary will hire me?

I wonder who "axed" her to speak?

**********It takes a village to raise an idiot. *************

lieberals have improved upon thee process, they can now do it using a whole large city

Al Gore latest book ASSUALT ON REASON if this nit wit wants to see the assualt on reason he should take a look in a mirror he is getting impossible and a down right jerk

I don't really see how this looks all that bad on Hillary. Some non-important person, probably working for Adobe, f'ed up. It happens everyday all the time people...

A "slice o' life" Kate will appreciate: I once stopped for gas with my goldwing. there was a guy with a newly airbrushed lowrider filling up in the next lane. Artfully and boldly brushed in many layers of candy apple, was the brand name of his bike: "Harley Davison".

Now let's us think. It could be one of those subliminal message thingys from 'The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy(c). What little gremlin could possibly have inserted that extra 'M'.

Hm-m-m-m-m,

Martha

Marie

Mary

Melonie

Melinda

Monica... !?!!? Uh-oh....

Whoa. Should have thought more about this.

Coincidence?

IIRC the theme song for Bill's last campaign was "Don't Stop Thinking About TOMORROW"(Fleetwood Mac).

Now, if one were to take the word *tomorrow* and put it through the grinder of an Arkansas/DC/New York/African-American/Hispanic dialect how might *tomorrow* be spelled and pronounced?