Thank you for removing yourself from the gene pool.

Crime doesn't pay unless you count the free cremation,

Definite darwin award material.

http://www.darwinawards.com/

Dumb ass, didn't he realize that when he got to the hereafter that there wouldn't even be a goat for him let alone 72 virgins.

About time to start donating your Bics to the cause...

"Zippo-Man" makes it to heaven and is soooooooooooooooooooo disappointed.

Virgins??? Who said anything about virgins? It could very well be raisins. That would be a bit of a bummer wouldnt it?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/religion/Story/0,2763,631357,00.html

give it a day...the lefty's will somehow blame harper

It's all Harper's fault. He should of made sure there was a full moon that night.

see

I see Iraq has its own moonbats, too. Every country has them. They're recognized by their sheer stupidity.

Duh? These people would fit right in, here- assign them all some tax-payer funded Immigration lawyers, (for posthumus refugee status).

Davie, what do you think-would they register as Grits or as Dippers? :-)

Dave: Both the same thing, (but my neighbourhood is already full).
On a 'lighter' note- did you catch Iggy's interview in the Trudeau Star yesterday?
"Taxes hit me the way they hit everybody else. And Canadians must know that their government dosen't waste money." (I used to think that this twat got sucked into the leadership of the Glibs because nobody else wanted the job- this proves that this dipshit has been 'out of the loop' for the past twenty years!) Let's see your Cdn income tax files for the past twenty years, Iggy.

It is Harpers fault.
If Mr. Dithers was still PM, the level in the gas can would have been "perfectly clear"

Darwin always works.............always.

It is also called the Nigerian Syndrome... this same scenario has played itself out umpteen times along the pipelines in Nigeria as well...

Not that it makes a difference, but wouldn't anyone close enough to see what caused the explosion have also perished in the ensuing fire?

Jerry Cans of Mass Destruction.
I always knew they were there.
They were just waiting for the right moment to use them.

Jerry Cans of Mass Destruction (JCMD)! Excellent! I needed a good "laugh out loud" moment today.

Many thanks.

Oh God....that headline....haven't laughed like that in years! I'm still in tears! Thank you SO much!

"what do you think-would they register as Grits or as Dippers? :-)"

--They should register as Grits. Grits are famous for both their stupidity and their having brought about their own demise as a direct consequence thereof.

Dippers don't use petroleum products; they ride bicycles and operate rickshas, like all good communists. (Of course, the few that have money ride in full-sized Range Rovers, Benzes and Rolls Royces, telling everyone to do as they say, not as they do).

No one deserves to die for pinching a couple a gallons of gas.

P.S. It was full.

Sure, ural, throw cold water on everything. Not that it will do any good...

So bush says that fighting terrorism is like fighting the nazi's and the communists hmmm... seems like I've heard this before o' yeah I've heard it from pretty much every neo-con leader or supporter. It does beg the question though,"who's parroting who"? Who's pulling the strings and who's doing the dancing Georgie & co. or is it Stevie & co. I guess it doesn't matter put that old broken record by the manipulators on and spin it the neo-con rave is becoming flat and boring. I would even begin to dance to it but the lyrics are a little... oh hell they are very confusing. Don't these western political thinkers tell us that all terrorists are of a Muslim origin or at least follow this religion (stereotype) yet nazi's and communists were Europeon so does that mean the first internationally known terrorist organizations were oh my...... E-u-r-o-p-e-o-n?! I'm so confused it just doesn't mesh not the Europeons nooooooo.......... Is it because of the guilt that Georgie and Stevie and their followers feel over the past actions of their Euro country men towards the Jewish community that they back Israel in the middle east. Defending them against terrorists who now threaten their annexationist interests for the world... I'm so confused.......Everythings spinning and spinning. Does the truth really mean to lie and to lie really mean the truth...so confused.

Ural--"No one deserves...."

Not for stealing gas ....for being too stupid to do it without blowing oneself up.

BTW...Anyone see a parallel to Caledonia?

..can you say "boom"?

Justzumgai: actually it probably was 2/3 full, which more dangerous than a full due to vapors.

We just need some more volunteers to prove this point...

;-)

The Truth Will Come: Why do the liberal types feel that everyone should feel guilty about something done by others before we were born? I do not mean to sound callous but I am too busy raising our future generation to constantly feel guilty about what was done by others. That being said, I will challenge anyone who tries to harm this generation but I cannot change the past. We should learn from the past but not let it ruin us.

Ural said "No one deserves to die for pinching a couple a gallons of gas."

Um...(sigh)

This is like saying: no one deserves to die after falling off a cliff.

This was not something done TO them, but done BY them. "Deserve" does not enter the picture - it's a causality thing...first the cause (theft with abject stupidity) then the effect (boom).

Da Wife
This is where we can agree as I too feel that anyone who tries to harm any innocent man, especially woman or children of any ethnicity had better already be dead by the time I reach em because for them I feel death would be too easy of a way out and I would make sure they were sorry and begging for death. Sorry I got a little too passionate there but I think you get my gist.