April 27, 2006

Same-Simian Rights



Posted by Kate at April 27, 2006 1:48 PM

Comming soon to an Anglican church near you.....

Posted by: Eskimo at April 27, 2006 1:54 PM

Looks better than a lot of Toronto Lesbians I have seen.

Posted by: Duke at April 27, 2006 1:58 PM

Thank God the LIEberals aren't still in power!!

Posted by: Coyote at April 27, 2006 1:58 PM

He's got some nerve wearing a white wedding dress!

Posted by: andycanuck at April 27, 2006 1:59 PM

First homo, now homely.

Posted by: Mississauga Matt at April 27, 2006 2:08 PM

Aaaand they'rrrre OFF!
Aaaaand, it's Interspecies marriage edging ahead of polygamy,....
Polygamy ,...Interspecies Marriage, polygamy.... No it'ssss interspecies marriage, wiiiidening the lead!

Nope sorry, there is really no topping a monkey in a wedding dress.

Posted by: richfisher at April 27, 2006 2:09 PM

Surely this is a joke. I'm begging...

Posted by: Brad at April 27, 2006 2:11 PM

You're all a bunch of redneck Monkey-phobics! ;-)

Posted by: Dave at April 27, 2006 2:19 PM

Kate, THANKS! I needed the really good laugh this gave me. :-)

BTW, who's the Groom? One of our regular lefty Trolls? :-)

Posted by: Dave at April 27, 2006 2:22 PM

Is that Chimpy McBushHitler's wife?

Posted by: Lancelot Link at April 27, 2006 2:27 PM

Don't laugh,I used to date her and she was a decent lay.

Posted by: proud infidel at April 27, 2006 2:30 PM

SSM - Simian sex marriage, Spanish socialist style.

The NDP and Liberals should take note of their Spanish counterparts latest victory in progressive socialism. Hell, bring forward chimps as candidates. Wait a second, Olivia Chow?

Posted by: Irwin Daisy at April 27, 2006 2:38 PM

"Are we not men? We are Devo!"

Posted by: morison at April 27, 2006 2:51 PM

H/T Charles Darwin: Scopes Trial court documents:

I'm My Own Grandpa
( Lonzo & Oscar )

It sounds funny, I know,
But it really is so,
Oh, I'm my own grandpa.

I'm my own grandpa.
I'm my own grandpa.
It sounds funny, I know,
But it really is so,
Oh, I'm my own grandpa.

Now many, many years ago, when I was twenty-three,
I was married to a widow who was pretty as could be.
This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her, and soon they, too, were wed.

This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life,
My daughter was my mother, cause she was my father's wife. #

Posted by: maz2 at April 27, 2006 2:59 PM

GAwd I love socialists...just when you think they're as entertaining as they can be, they top themselves yet again.

Oh and Maz2, you'll like this

Posted by: Bruce at April 27, 2006 3:12 PM

Well, that's bizarre.

But not surprising.

Remember when SSM was nothing more than a pipedream of the extreme fringes of the left, before the Libranos actually imposed it upon society?

Well, there's now a movement on the extreme fringes of the left towards ending the prohibition against pedophilia.

The rhetoric with that is the same as it was for the gay movement and for SSM. You've got to see the post for yourself exposing this extraordinarily disturbing movement just getting underway... prepare for the standard leftist "human rights" and "we're not bad people" rhetoric:

And think about this: Islam permits pedophilia. The left is hellbent on accommodating whatever is a part of any supposed religion outside of the JudeoChristian ones... we've seen young boys permitted by the courts to carry big, sharp knives to school just 'cause they're Sikhs. We've heard about Muslim women getting their driver's licence photo taken while wearing the burkha... next, polygamy and pedophilia... the arguments will be the same: "who does it harm, as long as it's about love?" Imagine being forced to live in a suddenly Mohammedian society... those who actually know about Islam and its Prophet will understand the serious danger of that, once the ball gets rolling, legally...

It's part of the slippery slope. SSM was predicted. Polygamy was predicted, and the Libranos actually commissioned a study to look into the possibility... y'all see where the left is taking the world?

Posted by: Canadian Sentinel at April 27, 2006 3:34 PM

Well, well. What do you suppose the Muslim population of Spain will say to this?

Sons of pigs and monkeys?

Posted by: Doug at April 27, 2006 3:48 PM

Talk about a slippery slope.

" men and monkeys have roughly 98 percent of their genes in common."

This could ruin Halloween!

Posted by: Cal at April 27, 2006 4:03 PM

Dave (2:22 p.m.):

How do you know this chimp's the bride? There's no telling anymore.

Poor monkey: I'm still laughing--but I think s/he's secretely screaming: "GET ME OUTTA THIS GETUP AND OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!!! I ain't marryin' NO HUMAN. Whatsa' matta wid dese homo sapiens--emphasis on the homo--anyway?"

Isn't that what s/he's saying?

Posted by: new kid on the block at April 27, 2006 4:24 PM

" men and monkeys have roughly 98 percent of their genes in common."

We also share something like 50% in common DNA with pumpkins!

Posted by: Eskimo at April 27, 2006 4:32 PM

I did a post earlier today that includes a monkey who looks like Al-Zarqawi:

I had to apologize to the monkey for comparing him to such a lower form of life...

Posted by: Canadian Sentinel at April 27, 2006 4:36 PM

eskimo , read the link before posting .

Posted by: cal2 at April 27, 2006 7:36 PM

Carefull everyone - There's a slippery slope somewhere here.

Posted by: mike f at April 27, 2006 9:22 PM

I think the Muslims in Spain are behind this. They see it a possible new source of virgins to fill future demand.

Actually didn't the Spaniards vote in a bunch of primates to government right after their surrender to the terrorists who bombed the Madrid Train system?

I predict more and more nepotism for Spain.

And a lot of young horny male chimps running around looking for love!

Posted by: Duke at April 27, 2006 9:48 PM

...I remember reading somewhere we all started as female in the womb...

Then some of the developing brains release testosterone and there a male developes.

Just goes to show you, males were the ones using their brains from the start.

Posted by: tomax7 at April 27, 2006 10:17 PM

What a blessing, not to be PC: I enjoyed the posts here tremendously. Loads of laughs and no guilt whatsoever! (Poor liberals--feeling guilty, for nothing worthwhile, all the time. What a downer.)

Posted by: lookout at April 27, 2006 10:49 PM

Lancelot Link Secret Chimp

Who knew that Bernie Kopell from Get Smart and the Love Boat was involved?

I am very partial to Wang Fu

Posted by: Lancelot Link at April 27, 2006 11:04 PM

Once these Spanish monkeys get human rights , they can start posting pictures of the contributors at Rabble.

Posted by: richfisher at April 27, 2006 11:42 PM

Every time I see that monkey, I crack up. Thanks for the belly laughs, Kate.

Careful, mike f? It seems to me it's the Spaniards that need to be careful. A chimp just went amok in an African country and killed a guy.

Posted by: new kid on the block at April 27, 2006 11:52 PM

Jane? Ungawa !

Posted by: Bernie at April 28, 2006 12:09 AM


Surely the conservatives pay you for better than this.

Posted by: unbloggled at April 28, 2006 1:04 AM

Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle!!

Posted by: Harry at April 28, 2006 9:18 AM