The Viagra just kicked in!

Iggy Power Broker$ His Gag: $$$$$$ Librano$.

Iggy power brokers
April 6th, 2006

People didn’t trust me when I said that Iggy is pulling the best talent our party has, but here it is. This is just a small fraction of what he has in his bag. He is going to be the first candidate to raise the maximum permited amount and it will happen before many others reach their first million!
http://www.vijaysappani.com/myblog/

"I can't shake him!""Pull out, pull out!""AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!"

lol

(1) Michael Ignatieff reveals what puts him head and shoulders above the other candidates for the leadership of the Liberal Party of Canada: Opposable thumbs.

(2) Michael "I-never-advocated-torture" Ignatieff shows reporters what you string terrorists up by.

(3) Ignatieff courts T.O. voters by emulating another famous Canadian ex-pat: Mike Myers in Wayne's World.

(4) Ignatieff predicts the number of seats the Liberals will capture in the next election under his leadership.

etc., etc....

"Let me say this, these are the thumbs to stop the party's boat from leaking"

"My plan is to stick in TWO thumbs and come out with a plum job."

Decisions, decisions... eeny meeny miney moe....

See, Mommy. You can be proud of me. No dirty fingernails in this job.

YESSS!! Those dumbass Canucks fell for it!

He really is a Romulan:

http://platostepchild.typepad.com/platos_stepchild/2006/01/star_trek_cameo.html

Kate -- feel free to juxtapose my pictures of Iggy Pop with yours. Perhaps the real Iggy Pop could also be put alongside.

Caption:

"Hanging them by their thumbs has something to recommend it as a form of torture."

Two! Is that right?

This guy reminds me of Mr. Rogers, the guy with the kid's tv show. Does anybody else see it. Even in a suit jacket he looks like he is wearing a sweater. He talks "nice and slow" so us simple minded boys and girls can follow along. Sort of "welcome to my neighbourhood boys and girls. Now I'm going to give you all nuggets of my vast knowledge. He is like an actor - I guess professional lecturers are in fact actors. They follow a script even to the hand gestures.

So here is mine: Paper, scissors, Rock, Dynamite! HaHa boys and girls, my dynamite blows up your rock. See, I can play simple minded games just like all you little people. Arn't we having a blast!

He's looking for the farm vote. This is his milking position. Next step is to try it with a cow.

up yer bum

"I bring something to the table that the other leadership candidates are missing...opposable thumbs!"

Look out Salmon Arm, here I come!

My thumbnails....so shiny....almost like mirrors......heavens, I can see myself......Mmmmmm, oohhhhh, soooooo beautiful......how could they not love me?

Michael "Egghead" Ignatieff, Canada's smartest Liberal, excitedly plays with his thumb puppets at a recent candidates' gathering. Conservative critics are asking the question, "Is this a prime minister?"

AAAA & AAAA. I'm twice the Canadian as the rest of you guys.

Or being a greedy librano. Guess which hand the viagra's in

These little Iggys went to market ...

Now for my impression of Jack Nickelson doing Mike Myers "Wayne" of Wayne's World.
"Run for the Liberal leadership? Party on! Excellent! You want the truth? I can't handle the job let alone the truth! Shaaaawiingg!"

(1) "Then there's the thumbscrews, yeh, that'll get 'em talking. After that, you can step it up to the panties on the head. If that doesn't break them, you may have to go to the naked lap dance. All in cause of ethically fighting terrorists, of course."

(2) "Ukrainian nationalists' brain? Oooh, I'd say about yay big."

Q: Name the nerve that runs from the brain to the "outside world".
A: Newman says its: Buzz: CAW...

Newman slathers on the hyperbole/flattery.

Watch Newman, Iggy. Remember Mulroneys fatal dalliance with Newman. The flattery: "Cary-Grant-vintage elegance"; "the set jaw" ; his face is unlined: the literary reference to Balzac, & etc. Enough is too much. +

PETER C. NEWMAN

"Cool" best describes Michael Ignatieff, the Liberal leadership contender creating all that buzz. ...

"The day before that appearance, I dropped into his nondescript riding office in Etobicoke, a lakeside constituency in Toronto's southwestern burbs. The temperature didn't change but he was as compelling a presence as I expected. What stood out was his Cary-Grant-vintage elegance and his deep-set eyes that wince with concentration, even when answering the queries of an itinerant journalist. His face is unlined by what Balzac called "private defeats," but the set jaw signals an inner strength of will unusual for an intellectual. Ignatieff's dozen books expose but seldom preach. He is one of those rare action-oriented academics who achieve results not by imposing his views, but by encouraging people to find their own way to his beliefs.

As we left his office, I asked Maclean's Chief Photographer Peter Bregg, who had accompanied me, what he thought of the Cool Contender. "Nice change," he said. "Good to meet somebody whose heart is attached to his brain.""
...
"he was as compelling a presence as I expected. What stood out was his Cary-Grant-vintage elegance and his deep-set eyes that wince with concentration, even when answering the queries of an itinerant journalist. His face is unlined by what Balzac called "private defeats," but the set jaw signals an inner strength of will unusual for an intellectual. Ignatieff's dozen books expose but seldom preach. He is one of those rare action-oriented academics who achieve results not by imposing his views, but by encouraging people to find their own way to his beliefs." +
http://www.paulding.net/bin/url.cgi/13253.18

"There's Harper in the sights of my .50 cal!"

(Believe it or not, a .50 cal machine gun has dual verical grip handles and is fired by pressing the trigger with the thumbs.)

"Now that Iam no longer a teaching intellect, if this MP thing fails, I could always rate Movies"

"HEY BELINDA..."

This little piggy went to Harvard.....This little piggy came home.

"This thumb represents my left-hand shield - I call it 'Rae'. The other thumb represents my right-hand shield - I call it 'Scottie Boy'. When the shooting stops, I will drop these shields and reveal, for all of you little people to see: the next Liberal leader!"

"Here's the church, here's the steeple, open the door and here's the people....." (Yet to come--there's the parson climbing up stairs and there he is saying his prayers.)

"One... two... three... four... I declare a thumb war!"

Caption:

"I got two thumbs up from Ebert and Roper."

Awright! Jean Augustine's going to be my campaign manager!

Caption:

"Michael Ignatieff does an impromptu imitation of Commodus from Gladiator."

"Are you not entertained?"

Ukrainian-Canadians are backing me all the way!

"Superhero Bat Thumb and his sidekick, the exceedingly annoying Blue Jay, defend Gaathumb City from the menace of No Face."

http://www.theflagship.net/coldspot/b/batthumb.html

http://www.oentertainment.com/InsaneO/Thumbs/thumbintro.htm

Almost forgot the official Thumb site.

Here, Stevie, Mikey's goin' gouge your conservative eyeballs out!

"Yes, yes, my beauties! Once we are leader, we shall squash them like bugs!! And they said I was MAD!!! Hee (wheeze), hee (wheeze), hee (wheeze)!!!!"

"Newman slathers on the hyperbole/flattery."

"Flattery can be extremely serious, as when it is aimed at a libertine's conquest, designed to prepare a man for a swindle as we fatten a pig for the killing, or when it is an occasion for sin. But even at its lightest, its obsequiousness is a disgusting thing. It is a foul, enervating cultivation of human weakness, hurrying on the disintegration of the individuals at whom it is aimed. To a healthy appetite flattery has the taste of too much whipped cream or too much of the poetry of Keats: too sweet, too sensual.

The real opinions of the flatterer are never known. He has cut the links that might have bound him to men and so to the social unit, the links by which we normally communicate with men. Instead he has chosen to use men as tools, humoring them, toying with them, playing on their weaknesses, and all the while laughing at them behind their backs."

http://www.domcentral.org/farrell/companion/comp313.htm

Quote from Sean Connery in the Presidio:

"This thumb's for you."

"There's a blowhard side to this tough stuff, too, since in one scene Mr. Connery fends off a large barroom bully using nothing but his thumb."

http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=940DE0D9173DF933A25755C0A96E948260

I just pulled them out and look how nice and pink they are.........

Michael Ignatieff: Don Cherry's mirror image.

agitfact: Beat me to it! Was going to say: "Yes! Bobbie Rae in my sights!"

Mark
Ottawa

.......and then I squeezed the giant boil just like this........

"AYYYYYYYY"

Iggy Fonzarelli - Arthur Fonzarelli's (The Fonz) illegitimate brother.

I'll be needing two seats in the House. One for me and one for my rampaging ego.

The Riddler's true identity revealed! Arrests are expected shortly.

"Hey Guy's rumor has it that Big Paul is going to support me, Wheeeehhhoooo"

Caption:

"Who does Number Two work for?!"

just look at my full head of dyed hair

If I just line up the thumbs juuuuuuust so...I can squish Monte Solberg's head.......damn, he moved. I am evil.

YEAHHH, Ontario likes me already.

Caption: "The difference between Chretian and me? Chretian went for the throat, while I would go for the eyes!"

I am the evil Lord Xanu! I will crush you with my thumbs you weak minded fools!

"Hey Jack, You & Me Baby"

Getting ready for some "DEEP THINKING"

cause after all he IS a \"deep thinker"

Horny Toad.

So I put in my thumbs and pulled out some plums, what a good boy am I.

"1...2...3...4 I declare a thumb war..."

or

"I joined the Liberals because my left thumb is longer than my right thumb"

or

"If you question my credentials as human rights activist one more time, these are going where the sun don't shine"

A student yells from the crowd, "Legalize it man!" Thinking the cameras were off...

"To the left, to the right...good! That's the Liberal pose I want!"

the emporers new hairnet

Iggy de Sade, decides to go with thumbscrews.

He's going for the silent version of Howard Dean's "scream speech". (and we all know how that ended...) ;-)

In true Bushesk fashion, Iggy gives the cool two thumbs up routine.

[forward to inside Iggy's talking voice]

I betcha I just swayed 5% of the Republican vote with my Bushlike charisma.

Er..uuuhh..damn..I gotta remember that I'm running for PM and not Prez. Why do they have to have that dumb clause in their constitution, I mean I've been a US resident in good standing for more than 15 years.

Oh well, running Canada ain't that bad a gig.

OK, Mikey, you can do it! The average liberal needs physical symbols. It's hard work but you can do it!!!! Come on!! The common man needs this!! AAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! GOT IT!

[ kidsinthehall ] "I'm squeezing your face! I'm squeezing your face!" [ /kidsinthehall ]

Some thumbs seems silly.

Iggy dumbs down by thumbing up.

[Cackle, cackle}

I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too.

[Circa Captain Kangeroo (aka Bob Keeshan) when he thought his mike was turned off:

Iggy, sotte vocce: That otta keep the little bastards till next time...

Here's my review of The Benchwarmers

Or

Hows this for a Paul Martin imitation

"I've got more brains and wit in my thumbs than Chretian and Paul Martin combined"

"I've got this in the bag"

Michael Ignatieff upon finding out he's going to meet Pamela Anderson after the PM refused to meet her. Will they have intellectual discourse, or will they have...?

"Steven Harper called and wished me luck! Can you believe it? I didn't make this up!"

"Red Green just called to offer support. He said he's got a warm spot in his heart for his little Forest Ranger..."

Mike might be a good one...finally a pm with brains.

Try this one:

gay cowboy

" I'm crushing your head"

"Seeing the new Prime Minister's Choice in Childcare is more popular than Liberals first believed, Michael Ignatieff hopes to ONE-UP Harper by presenting the Liberals NEW Childcare Strategy.......Each Liberal promises to become a free pacifier for two kids, regardless of their age"

Howard Dean is not going to one up Iggy with his primeval scream!!!

"No, really... If you squint just right, they look just like PET's!"

The reason I left Canada for so long, I couldn't play for the Leafs with two dislocated thumbs

Cal:

"Look out Salmon Arm, here I come!"

I bow before you.

And am damned glad I didn't have a glass to my lips when I read that!

Hey mummy I be good boy. I not dump in diaper aaaaaa day.

Steve in BC, is that the villain from Brokeback Mountain?

OH MAMA DOES THAT! HURT !! !!!

So ,then Maurice made me stick my nose in it!
Eeeeeeehhhhh!!

Hold up !!! ,....I think I'm having a blackberry seizure again.

No,... look reeelly close ,.. this ones bigger!

"Yeah,... and after Jean sat down with his pants around his ankles the rest of the party came out wearing those hilarious giant shoes, shock wigs, and polka dot smocks, with big red noses, HU haahh, uh, Hauh HA haaaa.,.. OH Yeah and, and ,and then , huh,.. Ken Dryden's ass is on fire as he drives out in this liiittle tiny firetruck...!!!

"You have to keep it tight,... or it all falls out,...cool,..yeah,.. then you push the top edge over..."

"Yeah BABY!! Thats-a-Cap-i-ta... EL, in RED Baby!!!"

"RRRRReally!,.. have to push hard on the that cheapass, Redberry!"

"So then across the screen comes,...how, MUCH !Power corp. wants to pay me!!!"

"I don't know about you guys , but I use these!"

"Yes ,.. that's right,.. it's because of these that we've been able to kick the monkey's asses, evolutionarily speaking"

"WOW!! Does anyone else have a red capital "L" in their name ,.. huh? ... NEAT!"

"Then I says ,.. listen here,... Chyczij!"

And with that,..The Joe Morselli Story, ends.

There is a fine line between genius and idiocy ...
Sometimes you catch a glimpse.

GGGrrrretzky!!!!

After Pointing out his new logo, Mr. Ignatieff flicked his wrists sideways, extended his index fingers and showed everyone what the Big Red 'L' in the background REALLY stood for.

Liberal MP Michael Ignatieff.
From some far out early "trippin" flash back,Iggy pictures the view through his invisible hand held xray scanner as Belinda, exits the stage.

Hunter S Trombone

Thought bubble over Iggy's head, hoping he's coming across like a regular guy:

"Am I doing this right? This is harder than I thought."

Liberal MP Michael Ignatieff.
"AND IF EEEEITHER!!!!, One of you guys moves a freekin muscle!!!" he screams...!
"THUMB OF DEATH", he grins.

"We can do THIS!, and maintain deniabilty

Thusly , the behemouth colossus that is "THE POLLING INDUSTRY".
So long aslumber,.. Rose up, and....

And when I grab Duceppe and Layton by the balls this is what it will look like.

Michael Ignatieff, Liberal leadership candidate, while demonstrating his ability to count "two, two, ah ah ah ahhh"

Or

Michael Ignatieff, Liberal leadership candidate, deciding which thumb to shove up his . . .

Bwa-ha-ha-ha! (In Transylvanian accent) I love to count things! One, one magical thumb! Two! Two magical thumbs! Bwa ha-ha-ha- (sounds of lightning and thunder, a la Sesame Street)

or

Look up, look wayyyyyyyy up and I'll call Rusty.

or

Beam me up, Scotty (Brison)!

ha both my thumbs are eight inches long

Nobody home.

Iggy does his best impersonation of John Kerry.

"This'll be even more awesome when I actually receive that new X-Box."

to Gerard Kennedy:..."When they elect you leader, I'll be your Vice-President!!...you and me...OK!!...OK???...just you and me!"

or

a Don Cherry double (with apologies to Ima Hassle)

or

"Egg is spelled with two E's!!"

Simon Says: "Move to US to work."
Simon Says: "Go back to Canada, country in trouble"
Simon Says: "Two thumbs up."
Get leadership of Liberal - your out, Simon didn't say........

Caption:

"Michael Ignatieff gives two enthusiastic thumbs up to the new National Thumbprint Registry."

"See in Canada it's all about choices....you can have either a left or right thumb jammed up your tucas at tax time."

Think Trudeau and Chretien were extreme ?

Can't wait to slice and dice the public purse he he...

No! you stupid serf - I wanted a double latte

Caption: I...Just.....Can't....W A I T...To ...Get ..My.. H A N D S ..On...Those LEVERS ... Of...POWER!!!!!!

Way ta go 'W', when it comes to Saddam, your the man!

"When I push this one it goes left and when I push the other one it goes left too!!"

1)"Opposable thumbs I tell you, that's what seperates us from the Conservatives"

2)"You see Paul, if you'd just given the "Buddy Jesus" thumbs up sign... you'd still be PM"

3)"I'll get you Harper... My thumbs are considered deadly weapons, and registared with the FBI"

4)"I vil crush your head... and yours, and yours, oh and you, I crush your head like dis..."

5)"Pull my finger? Thats old man, try yanking a thumb... come-on dude... any thumb..."

"Look Mom! - I taught myself clapping"

OK now, if I look at my right thumb with my left eye...
and my left thumb with my right eye...

Hoo man! Thats' mind-boggling. Go ahead. Try it.

Two thumbs druming on a Liberal drum............ DUM! DITTY! DUM! DITTY! DUM! DUM! DUM!
(Thanks Dr. Sesus!)

one fits up my own a$$ and one is for bigcitylib

i'm gonna do my toenails the same shade of pinko

I just looove you two guys! All the things you can do... it boggles my mind... me... the smartest Liberal in Canada! Hee-hee!

I give torture two thumbs up... and the left remains silent! Yesssss... I'm the teflon egghead!

"These Liberals are so bloody stupid they'll elect even me as leader... yesss..."

Here y'all have it, folks: the only smart Liberal!

"Superhero Bat Thumb and his sidekick, the exceedingly annoying Blue Jay, defend Gaathumb City from the menace of No Face. Bat Thumb gives two enthusiastic thumbs up to the new National Thumbprint Registry. Commissioner Gordon shudders at the cost overruns."

But only after giving serious consideration to gouging his own eyes out, did Michael submit, and run for the leadership.

Michael Ignatieff
Photo taken milliseconds after the Director of Public Prosecutions snatched the Blackberry from the liberal frontrunners grasp, as he frantically deletes.

Michael Ignatieff
Confronting the other leadership hopefuls with his surgically altered two left thumbs.

Iggy the Joker

It's a toss up between Cal2 and Ural, though I lean towards ural and clapping. Good one.

"I've been told that this how MPs type. Give me some time to adjust and I think I'll fit right in."

Sorry, mine should have read:
Caption:
The Jokers' true identity revealed! An arrest is expected shortly.

Thanks, Platty!

"I told Cheney to sit on this and rotate, then George walked into the room!"

Uuunngh...unpredictable explosive diarrhea....need to block the flow.....Uunnngh....can't decide which one to stick in my sphincter and which one to stick in my mouth.....

"Liberal leadership hopeful unveils his solution to the party's 'smoking gun' woes."

"Seeee!!! Due to my magnetic personality, I'm only able to make the left go little higher."

Act 2, Scene 2: Thumbelinda meets The Prince of The Fairies.

"Watch me as I put both of these up my arse and walk on my elbows!"

Its Tuesday in Atlantic Canada.

Kate - Who won?

After sampling some soon to be legal Liberal weed Iggy takes the stage for his election speech.

"And so funda... fundamen...fund..... Wow look at those???? I got thumbs man?????. Wow man like I totally got thumbs this is sooooo cool..... Anybody got Doritos man? I'm gettin hungry"

Can anyone say John Kerry?