Ontario Motto from Ranting and Roaring
Suggest a motto for Ontario's license plates (here here and here)? Hmmm... Ontario. It's Canada!... [Read More]

Tracked on August 27, 2005 4:54 AM

Small Dead Animals?

Inferierio?

Yours To Recover?

"Ontario: Yours to Despair".

"Ontario: Yours to be Disgusted".

"Ontario: Yours to be Left".

"Ontario: Live Left or Lack Canadian Values".

"Ontario: The Handguns are American; the Values are Canadian".

"Ontario: At least the Smog comes from American Coal-fired Electricity Plants, not Ontarian (though thank God we can buy the electricity from those American plants)".

Expand the size of the license plate.

"Ontario: Health Care Will Still Suck When You Can't". That one I like.

Mark
Ottawa

What? "Bigger than Pennsylvania" What????

Ontario-Vacumm cleaner of Canada

Ontario-We shoot-em,you slab-em.

Ontario-Canada's Anti-American Capital

Ontario-Sharia or Die!

Ontario-Yours to Visit,Just Don't Bring Your Dog.

Ontario-Bring The Tequila For Shiela!

Ontario-Get Over Us

Ontario-Alberta Wannabe

Ontario-Canada's Gangland

Ontario-We Got More Sheep Than New Zealand.

Ontario-Give Us Your Terrorists,Your Gangbangers,Your Gunrunners

Ontario - where we're working hard to up our share of federal equalization payments. Now up yours.

(To be fair, this one could be used by any province, really)

Ontario: where you can marry a fag but you can't smoke one

Ontario: Canada's newest have-not province

Ontario: Unfair, unbalanced and afraid

Land of the lying libranos

Canada's Texas:
The Red Star State

Feed the Fiberals

Home of the triple E senate
Eppointed, Eppointed and Eppointed

You're in Layton Country

Gay marriage...Naturally

Canada Is Us

Canada's homosexual playground

Everyone welcome...except rednecks

Where family values have a 'different' meaning

We'll make you an offer you can't refuse

Ontario Yours To Destroy

Ontario We're Pitbull Free

Live Free or.... Whatever

Ontario Home of the Pathetic

Come to the Trough

Ontario Home of the Fed

Liberal and Lovin It

(Anything in brail)

We're Armed But Registered

Superior Isn't Just One Of Our Lakes

(Anything speelled incorrectly)

Give me liberty or give me a pension

And You Thought Belgium Sucked

Come Join The Party

Ontario We're Very Very Multicultral

Ontario Turn Left at Democracy

........Work hard Alberta.........
Millions Of Liberals Depend On You

HEY HEY,...time out, Ontario is not the bad guy, every one is way too busy pointing fingers at each other. The real bad guys are the Librano$

Ontario We're the Swankiest

Ontario Come For The Taxes Stay For the Lineups

Ontario We'll Leave A Light On.... unless we have to, you know Burn Coal

Ontario Liberal,...Cause Thats The Way We Roll!

Here are a couple: K8T ZAKUN.....no, too long...K8T ACUN...eh, still doesn't work...

Oh, sorry...a license plate motto

My bad *blush*

Don't worry, Ti-Guy, you're always blushing. I don't mean this in the homosexual sense, but you're a fag. We all love you though.

Here's the license plate: "I'm with Daddy"

or perhaps: "Canada, It's Ours".

"Home of the Mob"

"Canada's Librano Playground"

"Send Us Your Money"

"Canada's Bottomless Pit"

"The REAL Canada"

"We're OK You're Not"

"Moonbats 'R' Us"

"Drag Queens Not Beauty Queens"

"What Me Worry"

"Paulie Rules"

"The Poor Province"

"Libranoland Uber Alles"

"Diebstahls Machts Frei" (Stealing Makes Free)

The above could also be a collection of the Librano mob's "Greatest Hits".

"Intelligentsia Uber Alles"

“Not the home of Mark Steyn”

“Telling Canadians what to think for over a century”

“Keep jobs in Ontario thru transfer payments”

“600 cultures and counting”

“If we’re OK, you’re OK”

“We’re not the Anti-Christ, but she’s welcome to live here”

“Home of Copps and Parrish”

"Bend Over. We'll Take Over."

"Resistance is Futile. You Will Be Ass-Imilated."

"It Won't Hurt Much. We Use Libranocation."

"You'll Like It. We Do."

Note: if the above is considered too vulgar, I wouldn't mind if it were deleted by the Goddess of Small Dead Animals. I defer to Her judgement. Too bad She can't just delete the Librano mob. There are things even a Goddess can't do.

"Bureaucrats Welcomed"

IMMIGRATION SEPTIC TANK

Ontario: The Only Province that Matters!

Ontario: What? You tawking ta me, Punk?

Ontario: The Real Miss Universe!

Ontario: Where Traditions Die & Controversies Fly

Ontario: Where Niagra and Family Values Have Big Falls

Ontario, Home of a million frauds.
Onatrio, Home of world class scammers
Ontario, Perverse and proud of it
Ontario, World's largest haven of numbered accounts

Albertan blood boiler: Google National Post and enter *Klein must share* : expert. Aug 27/05

Free post secondary education? Canadians flocking to Alberta, likely?

Advice from one who has flocked to *Boom* places in the past. Take a 21 foot trailer with you or pay rent through he nose. 73s TonyGuitar

Florida North

Ontario Insert Moddish Catch Phrase

Ontario Asleep At The Wheel

Ontario Smothered In Guvment

Ontario We'll Fall For It

Ontario Word Dog Ahight

Ontario Home Of The Scardy Cats

Ontario and We're Probably Going To Change That Because It Probably Offends Someone

Live Free Do You Want Fries With That?

Ontario Grinding To A Halt

Ontario Big Lie Country

Ontario Bought And Paid For

Ontario Now with 2/3 More Smugness

Paulibaba And The Forty Thieves

Arr,This Fine Vessel Canada Is Ours Says We

You Have The Precious And We Wantzez It

To Have Or To Have Not, That Is The Question

Mine, Mine, Mine Mine Mine (with a picture of the seagulls from Finding Nemo)

"What You Think We Bitches...We Badass Niggaz"

Guys - you can be funny without being nasty. Keep that in mind. I've heard enough "Saskatchewan license plate slogans" to appreciate that fact....

Ontario"

"Our crime is your's to uncover"

"home to Canada's 3rd sex"

"Payola politics for over 120 years"

"It's not who you know...."

"Handguns: your's to discover"

Richfisher wrote: "Ontario Big Lie Country"

I think we have a winner here folks! This take off on Montana's "big sky country" plates is pure genius and so apropos. ;-)

Ontario: Where Gimme Gimme Always Gets

Ontario -- Yours To Uncover

My fav's are "Turn Left At Democracy" and "Big Lie Country" good ones!

"Keep Utopia Beautiful"

Kate,

Having been an Upstate New Yorker (Rochester) for many years (I'm now a Texan, and darn proud of it!) I can remember the television PR campaign that Ontario did back in the 70's which all of us in New York got sooooooo tired of. The 'tag line' was a singing voiceover of 'Ontariariarioooooooooooooo'. There are LOTS of lakes in New York, many of which people like better than Ontario (ask anyone who has ever lived around Keuka or Cayuga). With that in mind, I'd have to change your idea of "Named after a Lake in New York" to "Named After a 70's PR Campaign".