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July 2, 2005

Weddings & other natural disasters

When they say that you're never too old to learn, it's true. For example, yesterday I learned why it's a bad idea to serve red wine at weddings.

A belated happy Dominion Day to everyone.

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Happy Dominion day Kate....the proper greeting on this once proud day.

Posted by: WL Mackenzie at July 2, 2005 8:40 PM

Did the wine get bruised?... and was there a total recovery of all drops?

Yup, that's a disaster.. ;-)

Posted by: rob at July 2, 2005 8:56 PM

Kate! You're in a relatively good mood. Oh, thank God you finally found the turbo setting on your Ann Coulter-approved personal Vibrolator (TM)

...mind you don't chip your teeth, dear.

Love,

Ti-guy

PS. Don't stalk me.

Posted by: Ti-Guy at July 2, 2005 8:57 PM

If you ti someone up does that mean you are into bestiality or maybe morbid aphrodisiacs? Supposing one lives near a graveyard, is it a stretch that the average guy may morph, in time, into the thing that most find repugnant, and is of course, close to home?

Posted by: cement head at July 2, 2005 9:42 PM

Huh?

Anyway, have a happy, happy, happy (heh heh...heh heh) Dominion Day, Kate.

Yrs4evr

Ti-Guy

PS. Don't stalk me.

Posted by: Ti-Guy at July 2, 2005 10:03 PM

appears i'm outa the loop here. oh well, sorry.

Posted by: cement head at July 2, 2005 10:26 PM

Well, it looks like it was HER fault.....he's off the hook!

Happy Dominion Day.

Posted by: Paul of York at July 2, 2005 11:13 PM

I guess those big things in front are always knocking things over. Fun is fun though. 73s TG

Posted by: TonyGuitar at July 3, 2005 12:45 AM

The key I think,to handling red wine at weddings is not to handle it too much say in a glass.

Guzzle down as much as you can, as quickly as you can.

You'll become a marvelous conversationalist, with a worlds view on all matter of topics, and the best part, you won't take shit from anybody.

Great memories that will be remember long after the inevitable divorce(s) as the case may be.

Don't be shy ,in other words...tee hee

Love always.

Posted by: eastern paul at July 3, 2005 3:32 AM

There seems to be some people out there who think the thing about red wine was posted by Kate. Look again. It was posted by a guy named Sean.

And, as for the anonymous trou de cul "Ti-Guy", if you, sir, cannot be respectful of women, I don't think you should be welcome on this blog.

Or on Ann Coulter's blog, for that matter. I think you may be a cowardly LEFT WING EXTREMIST.

Is that you, "Ti-Jean Chretien"?

Posted by: Stephen McAllister at July 3, 2005 7:14 AM

"Well, it looks like it was HER fault.....he's off the hook!" -Paul of York

Paul, they're married now, it's NEVER her fault...;)

Posted by: DaninVan at July 3, 2005 7:57 AM

Then there flashed through her mind what her mother had said, in her amte-penultimate breath:
"Oh my child-should you gaze on the wine when 'tis red-be prepared for a faite woise than death!"
She let go her glass with a shy little cry,(loud scream)- crashtinkle it fell to the floor.
When he cried: "What in heaven?" She made no reply-up her mind-and a dash, for the door!
"Have some Maderia,M'dear? (rang out down the halls lound and clear).
In a tremulous voice that was filled with dispair, as she paused to take breath in the cool midnite air....(loud panting noises)
etc.
- Have some Maderia, The Limelighters,(circia 1960)

Posted by: dave at July 3, 2005 10:32 AM

Uh, geez. I take an evening off to pack some of my belongings (we're in the middle of moving) and the comments go nutz (or the nutz go into the comments).

For those who missed it, I'm the author of this post, but I'm not Kate. I'd also like to point out that my Vibrolator(tm) is autographed by Rush Limbaugh and David Frum, not Ann Coulter. I promise not to chip anything with it.

As you were. ;-)

Posted by: Sean at July 3, 2005 12:04 PM

Some friends of mine out in LA busted a guy named Ti-Guy back during the big war between the Eight Trays Crips and the Rolling Sixties. Last I heard he was in solitary confinement at Los Padrinos juvenile hall. I think he was going up to the penetentiary for a nickel bit. But he deserved it.

Posted by: Greg (outside Dallas) at July 3, 2005 1:34 PM

Steve said: "And, as for the anonymous trou de cul "Ti-Guy", if you, sir, cannot be respectful of women, I don't think you should be welcome on this blog."

I don't think it's lack of respect Steve...more like envy....just another terminally frustrated butt-hole surfer with Female plumbing-envy. ;-)

Posted by: WL Mackenzie at July 3, 2005 2:34 PM

WL Mackenzie - now that was funny.... I gotta remember that one .

Posted by: rob at July 3, 2005 2:59 PM

The Limelighters might have recorded 'Madeira, M'Dear,' but it was written and first performed by the great Flanders & Swann! But you left off the ending!

Until the next morning, she woke up in bed,
With a smile on her lips, and an ache in her head,
And a beard in her ear, oh, that tickled and said,
'Have some Madeira, m'dear!'

Posted by: Wanda at July 3, 2005 6:30 PM

It's the Ti-Guy's of the world who reinforce the theory that, to hold fast to left wing ideology, one has to shake free of the shackles of literacy.

Posted by: Kate at July 3, 2005 7:37 PM

Right-o, Kate. And even when they keep the "shackles" on, it's still possible to tell from their obvious pattern of being full of road apples and prairie pies that they're hopelessly owned by the cackling old left.

And welcome back to your blog. Trust you had a pleasant Dominion Day weekend. I myself had a bit of fun, as you may notice around here. Thank goodness for my trusty Averatec Centrino machine and blogs like yours. Otherwise, I'd be staring at the bottom of a bottle of fine port and wondering when happy days will come back following the anxiously-awaited exile of the Libranos.

Posted by: Stephen McAllister at July 3, 2005 8:01 PM

Daninvan: That's debatable and often is. Sigh....but not winnable. You are right.

Posted by: Paul of York at July 3, 2005 8:42 PM

Sorry OT,

Check out the latest Pew Reseach Stud at http://pewglobal.org/

17000 people from 16 countries were recently asked "Suppose a young person who wanted to leave this country asked you to recommend where to go to lead a good life - what country would you recommend?"

Except for respondents in India, Poland and Canada, no more than 1 in 10 people in the other nations said they would recommend the US. Kind of screws with your typical right wing preconceptions which holds that Canadians hate the US. In fact the English view the US more unfavourably than Cdns. Not surprisingly Canada and Australia won the popularity contest, selected as first choice by several countries.

Posted by: doug at July 3, 2005 8:57 PM
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