Harper fans, be of good cheer. Sure, your leader is considered unsightly by many. Reclusive, even. No worries! A small surgical procedure can fix all your problems:
Stubbs performs what he calls “the Toronto trim,” a combo procedure that includes a reduction of the inner labia and a slight “unhooding” of the clitoris so the little man in the boat isn’t being quite so reclusive.
Can't you just see Harper's poll numbers shooting -- up -- already? Ontario here we come!
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Oh, fer gawd's sake:
1. Get the criminals out of office. (ALL of them)
2. Bring them to justice.
3. Recover the money.
4 Skip the trivia.
Harper should get a tattoo ("the plane boss,the plane").Or perhaps promise not to close the TO slurp ramps.
Posted by: Duff Wormburner at June 10, 2005 6:56 AMSome metaphors are best left lost in the gloaming.
Posted by: Jeff in Pullman, WA at June 10, 2005 10:48 AMMore hateful propaganda; it is hateful, stinks; disrespectful of the hostess of Smalldeadanimals.
Your use of words here is disgusting.
You have defiled women; are you a male, chauvinist pig? Are you using sarcasm? Are you being a devil's advocate? Please explain.
Off with you.
Posted by: maz2 at June 10, 2005 10:53 AMAcerebral paulsy: a neurological disorder resulting from the lack of a brain, that causes victims to repeat the phrase “Let me be clear” more frequently than Max Headroom with Tourette’s syndrome.
Bosstitution: having dinner with the leader of an opposing political party for the express purpose of betraying one’s colleagues in exchange for a Cabinet post.
Clownload: to pad one’s caucus with the bozo rejects from an opposing party.
Cotlerize: to backpedal on a promise of guaranteed legal protections less than 24 hours after making it.
Debtrosexual: a metrosexual whose marginal tax rate has climbed so frigging high that he has to put all of his hair care products, Chardonnay and bikini waxes on his Discover Card.
Gliberal: one who writes cheques with his mouth that his ass can’t cash.
Godomize: to address the concerns of religious opponents of SSM by jamming enabling legislation up their refuse chutes.
Gomeraderie: a warm feeling of companionship deriving from shared reveling in revelations of Liberal sleaze.
Gurmantalicious: something that looks and tastes soooo good that it HAS to be bad for you.
Hypergauchism: a condition, deleterious to the wellbeing of electors, resulting from Government moving a long way to the left in order to accommodate its supporters.
Scottological: the process of making an argument by citing irrelevant quotations from newspaper editorials, old speeches and the tops of Rice Krispie boxes.
Spendorrhea: persistent inability by Government organs to cease excreting taxpayer money.
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