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April 22, 2005

It's Not The Size Of The Tool

It's the tool with the tape measure.

Is there such a thing as a fruit-flavoured, glow in the dark "butterfly tickler" tape measure? Because I think that might help.

Posted by Kate at April 22, 2005 10:04 PM
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Ya, but with shorter bodies do they have enough blood to fill the gap, or do they pass out trying?

Posted by: rob at April 22, 2005 10:08 PM

Call up Lovecraft, and ask for their home tools department ;-)

Posted by: howie meeker at April 22, 2005 10:29 PM

Kate, did you not ever study physics? You measure the volume of displaced water and then divide by the circumference. Simple. Quick. Accurate.

Posted by: BrightLeaf at April 22, 2005 10:33 PM

"but seriously, do women know about shrinkage?"

Posted by: Cal at April 22, 2005 11:40 PM

we might know about it, but we're far too polite & considerate to mention it ;-)

Posted by: Candace at April 22, 2005 11:45 PM

The dead sea scrolls?

BTW, Jumpin' Jack is offering Payola a life-line.

Mmmmm...

In return, Captain Payola is preparing a gift for Jackie: a ship-in-a-bottle. It will look cute in Jack's orfice down by the waterfront in TO in his riding which is ?

Anchors, aweigh.

Posted by: maz2 at April 23, 2005 8:08 AM

So they don't look too much different in the locker room. Does anyone (guy or gal) really care about flaccid size?

Posted by: m at April 25, 2005 3:06 PM
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