It's the tool with the tape measure.
Is there such a thing as a fruit-flavoured, glow in the dark "butterfly tickler" tape measure? Because I think that might help.
Posted by Kate at April 22, 2005 10:04 PMYa, but with shorter bodies do they have enough blood to fill the gap, or do they pass out trying?
Posted by: rob at April 22, 2005 10:08 PMCall up Lovecraft, and ask for their home tools department ;-)
Posted by: howie meeker at April 22, 2005 10:29 PMKate, did you not ever study physics? You measure the volume of displaced water and then divide by the circumference. Simple. Quick. Accurate.
Posted by: BrightLeaf at April 22, 2005 10:33 PM"but seriously, do women know about shrinkage?"
we might know about it, but we're far too polite & considerate to mention it ;-)
Posted by: Candace at April 22, 2005 11:45 PMThe dead sea scrolls?
BTW, Jumpin' Jack is offering Payola a life-line.
Mmmmm...
In return, Captain Payola is preparing a gift for Jackie: a ship-in-a-bottle. It will look cute in Jack's orfice down by the waterfront in TO in his riding which is ?
Anchors, aweigh.
Posted by: maz2 at April 23, 2005 8:08 AMSo they don't look too much different in the locker room. Does anyone (guy or gal) really care about flaccid size?
Posted by: m at April 25, 2005 3:06 PM