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April 13, 2005

Was Jesus Gay?

Who cares?

I want an answer on the steroids.

Posted by Kate at April 13, 2005 10:43 AM
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Anything to build circulation eh? Now its Blasphamy.

Posted by: Joe Green at April 13, 2005 11:43 AM

Was Jesus Gay?

NO!

"Homosexual" and "Christian" are mutually exclusive.
The scriptural condemnation of the practice of homosexuality is unequivocal.

Posted by: Edward Teach at April 13, 2005 11:45 AM

As long as He isn't that Clown Jesus from Godspell. Because then I'm so outta here...

Posted by: Kathy Shaidle at April 13, 2005 11:52 AM

Mutually exclusive? Really? Making sweeping statements like that would lead me to believe that humans and Christianity are mutually exlusive, because we've all broken a "rule" or two.

Posted by: Marc Vandersluys at April 13, 2005 12:17 PM

First politically incorrect, now religously incorrect. What comes next in the hierarchy?

Posted by: BrightLeaf at April 13, 2005 12:38 PM

Actually, isn't that politically correct religious progressiveness?

Posted by: Kate at April 13, 2005 12:47 PM

Had you speculated that he was gay and married, I might have seen it that way.

Posted by: BrightLeaf at April 13, 2005 1:11 PM

And in another setback:

President Bush has "no gay artists" on his iPod.

Posted by: Cal at April 13, 2005 3:08 PM

If Jesus was an Essene, he spent most of his life being celibate (regardless whether he was married, as some speculate).

Posted by: lrC at April 13, 2005 3:11 PM

They're not "mutually exclusive". Christian or not, we've all sinned. However, Jesus, the Son of God did not sin. It is more correct to say "Christ" and "homosexual" are mutually exclusive.
Kate, you should have added an "!" after the "?" in the thread title.

Posted by: Jack at April 13, 2005 5:29 PM

Oh sure. Like I've got nothing better to do than look after comments threads that run into the triple digits.

Posted by: Kate at April 13, 2005 6:15 PM

Touchy?!

Posted by: Jack at April 13, 2005 6:18 PM

Moses looks a lot like a pumped blue Peter.

Posted by: richfisher at April 13, 2005 6:55 PM

Jesus was gay. Allah's a woman. And Buddah was just short for his weight.

Posted by: Brian M. at April 13, 2005 10:41 PM

was jesus gay? thats past tense.i believe the tomb was empty=ressurection so is jesus gay?personally i dont believe so but i do know he was a man of sorrows and acquainted with grief.

Posted by: doug at April 14, 2005 12:05 AM

Well, even a hardcore Papist like myself finds watching the s-l-o-w b-u-t s-t-e-a-d-y implosion of the Anglican church just a bit too creepy and "voyeuristic" sometimes...

Posted by: JJM at April 14, 2005 6:33 AM

Christmas in Bethlehem. The three wisemen dismount from their camels in front of the stable, arms laden with gifts, and the first one through the doorway, smashes his head on the top of the doorframe. He reels back, claps his hand to his forehead, and shouts "Jesus Christ!" Mary jumps out of a stable stall, and cries: "That's a great name- I was gonna call him Fred."

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