When travelling by automobile in the winter, be sure to include in your emergency kit the following useful items: candles & matches, high-calorie food items (like chocolate), snow shovel, emergency flares, extra blankets, and 30 litres of beer.
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That's absolutely hilarious...and would make a great Super Bowl commercial...
Posted by: IR at January 28, 2005 6:57 PMBob and Doug never wrote material this good.
Posted by: howie meeker at January 28, 2005 10:18 PMI was wondering why he didn't just pour the beer on the snow to melt it, but then I realized he's a pretty smart guy: drinking the beer creates even more heat, as your body burns the alcohol and sugar.
And now you know why beer has been the breakfast of champions for most of human civilization.