This is freaky. I'm sitting quietly here at Dad's computer tonight, sipping rum and surfing blogs and goddamn if some fat bastard didn't try to get in through the chimney.
He won't try that again.
Posted by Kate at December 25, 2004 2:05 AMTrackBack URL for this entry:
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The raindeer and myself fell thru the ice on lake
Deifbaker and were only trying to get warm.
Sorry
Posted by: santa at December 25, 2004 2:26 AMMichael Moore tried to come down your chimney? :-o
Posted by: Sean at December 25, 2004 2:54 AMDid you shoot him?
Posted by: Ian Scott at December 25, 2004 4:31 AM...don't worry about the petition -- if it was Michael Moore, hope you got 'em...and I hope you supersized your caliber for him. I believe a .44 might stop him.
Posted by: billygoat at December 25, 2004 7:09 AMAnd good riddance to him. Civil trespass; criminal charges of trespassing at night, breaking and entering, possibly possession of house-breaking tools; miscellaneous violations of aeronautics regulations -- you did society a favour by removing a serious threat. Plus, he was old, white and fat, so a careful police and medicolegal investigation will probably determine he died of natural causes -- too much trans fat in all those cookies, don't you know.
Posted by: Charles MacDonald at December 25, 2004 10:17 AMThanks... I needed that! Merry Christmas.
Posted by: Kathy K at December 25, 2004 3:10 PM