The Nuclear Apprentice, Episode 3

John Kerry: See? Wasn't that easy? We negotiated like reasonable adults, gave you nuclear fuel and now you have clean electricity.

Iran: We're forever indebted.

John Kerry: Well, I'll be going. I'll just need that spent fuel to take back with me.

Iran: Spent fuel?

John Kerry: The spent fuel you promised to give back under the terms of our agreement...

Iran: ...

John Kerry: Don't you know who you're talking to?

Iran: Oh ... perhaps you have us confused with a country without nuclear arms?

John Kerry: You lied!!

Iran: Nuance.

John Kerry: Lies!

Iran: A compromise, then. Stop jumping up and down.

Iran: Now, have a nice day and don't be missing that plane.

Iran: And say hello to that stupid fuck Jimmy for us, would you?