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July 26, 2004

Offensive Driving

"The driver, I found out later, was drunk, from Texas, and had only one arm."

Posted by Kate at July 26, 2004 5:41 PM
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Kate, the photographs are a horrible display of damage. This man is an embarrassment to Texans and a walking international incident. I hope that he receives the maximum sentence that the law allows and then some.

Posted by: Greg at July 26, 2004 7:35 PM

Actually, I was thinking he was an embarrassment to one-armed men, but that's just me....

Posted by: Kate at July 26, 2004 9:08 PM

Oh Kate, he was lucky. You should see what us drunk, two-armed Texans are capable of.

Posted by: Jager at July 26, 2004 11:00 PM

"Texan do things big" is apparently not a rhetorical exercise.

Posted by: Fred at July 27, 2004 8:11 AM

Well, all right then. My only recommendation is to make sure that he is confined, monitor him constantly, and under no circumstances allow him to breed. Should he show such a propensity, I can only suggest seeking security from the United Nations.

Posted by: Greg at July 27, 2004 3:43 PM

United Nations -- and give him food for oil?

Posted by: Jager at July 27, 2004 5:46 PM

see, despite all that talk of george w bush being a new england preppy pretending to be a texan, he actually fits in with real texans rather well...

Posted by: heh at July 29, 2004 1:53 PM
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