July 6, 2004
Jaeger Fisks Dyer
Jaegar administers a smackdown to Gwynn Dyer.
For my American friends unfamiliar with Gwynn Dyer - imagine you were able to cross Michael Moore with Robert Fisk. (It is strongly recommended that your imagination first provide an airlock, protective suit and robot arms.)
When the resulting organism emerges from the ooze, lobotomize it, and give it a Canadian passport. With that, the creature will become completely self-sustaining as it moves into its natural niche as a military analyst for the CBC.
Don't believe me?
Posted by Kate at July 6, 2004 10:02 PM
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Mr. Dyer is the smartest man on earth, how come dude is not in charge. aahhhhhhh
Posted by: Dex at July 6, 2004 10:27 PMWell, I quit reading Fisk and Dyer years ago... I was concerned because I was WAY too cheery after reading about the beating Fisk took; it just ain't natural to take pleasure from that.
Love the photos, and hello from California.
Posted by: Rob Thompson at July 7, 2004 1:01 AMBRILLIANT!!!
As an Expat-Canuck I'd sort of forgotten about this buffoon. Thanks for reminding me. It was sort of like when I went back to Canada in 2002 and was shocked to find Mike Dullard was STILL on TV...
Anyways I thank you for yet another really effective cure for home sickness.
Posted by: LDT at July 7, 2004 6:24 AMWow... ...the stuff one misses by deliberately not watching CBC... ...
Posted by: Kelvin at July 7, 2004 11:46 AMThe emerging from the ooze part suggests a new conclusory sentence:
Whom do you serve?
Saaaar-u-maaaaan
Wow. That is one scary bit of gene-splicing.
Posted by: Flea at July 22, 2004 4:50 PM