In the long blogosphere tradition of stealing Jeff Goldstein's best stuff;
Hickery, dickery, dock!
The mouse ran up the clock:
The clock struck one,
the mouse ran down...
Hickery, dickery, John Kerry is an opportunistic scumfingerer.
Mary had a little lamb,
little lamb, little lamb.
Mary had a little lamb,
Its fleece was white as the guest list at a John Kerry cocktail party. And snow.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the king's horses, And all the king's men,
Couldn't undo the royal screwing-over he got from that little prickstain from Shawinigan
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London bridges
falling down,
falling down,
falling down.
London bridges
falling down
Go Flames!
Yeah, they all want to jump on the titwagon now....
Posted by: Kate at May 26, 2004 12:27 PMJack Sprat could eat no fat
His wife could eat no lean
So between the both of them
beat the hell out of that
Kerry chap
I'm an American and I got it!
Posted by: Linda at May 26, 2004 1:45 PMLittle Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
Eating her curds and whey.
There came a big spider,
He sat down beside her.
And called her an American-style cross-burning extremist who must learn French to keep her job!
Fee, Fie, Foh, Fum!
I smell the blood of an Canadian:
Be he alive or be he dead,
I’ll tax the shit out of him.